Name: Sean Strickland Expands on His Press Conference Comments About America
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Sean Strickland Expands on His Press Conference Comments About America' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-07-06. Transcript available.

- The Joe Rogan Experience.
- Now I could go back to like my roots
of being just a white trash motherfucker.
It's nice man, I've really accepted who I am, you know?
- Well, it's so interesting to watch people
go through these changes in life,
in these trials through adversity
and become like a very interesting person
at the end of it.
- Oh yeah.
- You know, I know you say a lot of outrageous shit
and it's very funny,
but you also say some very good shit.
You know, like this speech that you gave
when you were talking about America,
like that speech, the post fight press conference speech,
it's a fucking great speech.
- Well, you know what it is, man, I'm white trash.
Like what I mean by that is like,
I am the future of America.
So like, both my parents work,
you know, my dad's a piece of shit,
but you know, we're fucking in hell probably right now,
but both my parents worked.
They made good money, but we were poor.
We were poor because after the cigarettes,
the bars and the fast food, we're fucking poor.
I mean like, you know, we had like fucking,
I can't tell you, you'd find a piece of paper,
wrinkled up, you use that fucking toilet paper.
You know, every time I wipe my ass with a,
with a piece of fucking paper you get laying around.
But this is like, it's like this unholy alliance
that corporations are doing to America.
They want women working.
They want lower wages and they want more consumerism.
And it's like, I don't mean it like, I'm not sexist.
Like, Oh, put woman back in the kitchen.
You know, they suck.
And I love fucking women, you know,
take off the burka, wear a fucking bikini and huzzah.
But, but you know what I'm saying?
But we're truly like in a, in a weird time to where like corporations are eroding,
eroding values of America.
Well, they act within their best interests.
And their best interests to keep people, consumers and make sure that people
just pay attention only to stupid shit.
You, you have Walmart in the, in the, in your phone now you want to go, I mean,
I can't even, even me, I'm the blame.
There's some times you guys where I'm like, man, I'm a little depressed.
I don't know if I can just in a bad mood.
I'm like, I'm going to go on Amazon.
Let's see what the fucking Amazon fairy is recommending me today.
Maybe I could, maybe I could find something that'll give me a little serotonin
boost.
Find some happiness in a one click.
Yeah.
And then, so it's like you, and then you have like, and then on top of that,
now we go full circle.
You have two parents working and I'm going mostly on the West coast.
You have shitty fucking kids, dude, Las Vegas graduation rates less than 50%
high school
dropout.
No GED.
I'm not one to talk, but how do you raise, how do you raise a family, a
successful family
when your kids are being raised by the system, right?
By fucking tick tock after my fight, I had the doctor, you know, good, good guy.
The doctor, UFC, he comes up to me.
He's like, Hey, why are you, why are you talking bad about Las Vegas?
I'm like, well, Dr.
John or your name is doctor equal, dude.
What, what school do your kids go to?
And you just like, it's a big, like smirk.
I'm like, yeah, I'm sure you're paying like 50, 50 plus a year to educate your
kids.
Like, so again, man, I mean, where's the reset button?
Maybe there is no reset button.
Well, I think the reset button is teaching people that there's things that you
can do in life
that can transform you.
And I think as weird as that sounds, a lot of people learn that through
watching people like you evolve through fighting because it's the most
difficult thing you do outside of war and being a cop and being a fireman.
But again, it's the most difficult physical pursuit that a person can get
involved with for a living.
But again, we're talking on such a deeper fundamental level.
If you have no belief, like we could say America's becoming atheist.
Like we could say that if you have no belief, if you have no moral right, no
wrong.
And you're not taught this from like a stable family and you're being raised, I
mean, like literally America's becoming like communist China.
We're like, we're letting our school system dictate values and beliefs.
We're letting the system tell you what your kids are.
And again, I'm agnostic.
So I'm not, I'm not telling everybody to go find Jesus.
You know, if you're going to find somebody, at least let it be fucking Jesus.
Right.
But, uh, I mean, how do you, how do you fix a moral decay of a society when
that's just where we're going?
You got TikTok, man.
Even, even fucking communist China will, will mitigate what shows on TikTok,
but they give us utter fucking filth.
But it's just, uh, I know exactly what you're saying.
And, uh, you know, I went through the public school system, but I did it in the
1980s.
It was very different.
It's getting worse.
Yeah.
It's a lot worse now.
But I mean, how do you, like, again, like if you were, you know, if you were
God Joe Rogan, how do you fix this?
You got to bump, you got to pump a lot of money into inner cities.
You got to, you got to figure out a way to make programs.
And there's, there's places in this country that for decades and decades have
been filled with crime and gang violence and drug addiction.
And that's all they know.
And that's, that's the standard of their community.
And that's what you grow up with.
And that's what you see.
And if, and if we don't fix that, the odds of those people coming out of there,
I mean, there's a few that come out of there that become, you know, whether
they're artists or athletes or whatever it is, they find a way through.
They figure it out, but they're the rare ones.
Okay.
They're the rare ones, which we got to do is create systems where you have
opportunity for kids and also mitigate the crime and mitigate the violence and
whatever the fuck has to be done.
Look, if they can dump billions of dollars into Ukraine, if they could dump
billions of dollars into, I mean, there's so many different things that they,
they pump money into, but they've never pumped any money into Baltimore.
They never pumped any money into Detroit, like try to figure out a way.
Like if you can like think about like what Halliburton did during the Iraq war,
they got these no bid contracts where Cheney was the fucking CEO of Halliburton.
He becomes the vice president of the United States.
And then the company he works for gets these no bid contracts to rebuild shit.
We blow up, which is wild, but there's profit in that.
Right.
So what about figuring out a way to funnel that profit into fixing inner cities?
If we have less losers, we have a better America.
Yeah.
And if you give people more opportunity, you have less losers.
You know, so even let, let's go on the smallest scale of sex.
Like, how old are you, Joe?
55.
When did, when was the first time you started watching porn?
Can I ask that question?
Yeah.
It was a VHS tapes came out when I was like, I probably was like 15, 15 or 16.
Okay.
So, I mean, we had, uh, my brother, so my brother's a few years older than me,
so he remembers things that I don't, but he'll like tell me them.
And like, I'm like, oh shit, I forgot about that.
So I was watching porn in like early elementary school, like first grade and
second grade, like, because we had like a communal porn box.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Like my dad, my dad, my dad had this like, like an old school water heater box
and it's just stacked with fucking porn, right?
So you kids don't know about this, but we had like the communal VCR.
So like you would go to, you would go to watch Aladdin, you know, and all of a
sudden like buttfuckers 29 is on the fucking TV.
So I started watching porn when I was like, I don't know, I was jerking off to
the fucking third grade, dude, my fucking third grade teacher.
But like, but I was surrounded by that.
Right.
Right.
So, so already I'm at this moral decay and it was like, and I was the odd one.
I was the odd one, man.
Like I had to go fucking find the porn.
I had to go fucking, my brother always jokes, my brother always jokes that like
when he would like take my dad's porn tape out of the VCR, he would always have
to rewind it to where he started.
So no one knew he was watching porn, but then he jokes, he's like, oh man, I
always know where my dad's coming now.
You know the spot?
Where'd you come?
You just shut the fucking thing off.
Oh, that's how gross.
But so like, yeah, right.
Fucking, yeah, dude, my dad was fucking, I'm surprised I'm not more fucked up,
but you know, so what I'm saying.
Is he alive now?
No, he died of cancer.
It's actually fucking, I'll tell you, but it's kind of funny.
Like, so I'm an oddity.
I'm an oddity.
I'm jerking off.
I'm a little fucking kid.
You know, I'm an oddity.
Like I'm fucking violent.
But now, but now, dude, you give a little kid a cell phone and you have two
parents working.
Next thing you know, I mean, you fucking go on Instagram, you got titties in
your face.
Like now we're like hyper-sexualizing kids.
And I think that's also a big moral decay.
Because the moment you become hyper-sexualized and I can't stop thinking about
fucking pussy and dick.
Like it starts fucking your brain up at such a young age.
And it's a very unusual way to give it to kids where they have instant access
to watching porn on their phone all day long.
And we have no morals.
There's no reason not to be a shitty person these days.
You ain't going to heaven.
Just fucking go fucking fuck the chick.
Come in her.
Like you don't got to raise your fucking kid.
So I think one of the best things we can do as a society is mitigate.
Mitigate sex.
Because that is like the gateway to like, that's why we want to make money.
That's why kids want to sell drugs.
That's why kids want to go fucking party.
There is no fucking pussy.
Like, you know, no one fucking like, no one, if like, if there was no fucking
pussy, no one's going to a party.
Like, why the fuck, why do I want to go to a party and drink?
I'm going to go to get fucking pussy, you know?
Right.
Yeah.
I always joke.
I say no one shoots up a school because they have too much fucking pussy.
That's true.
But there are some good things about it.
There are some good things about it.
Oh, for sure there's good things about it.
But it is weird when it's like hyper-sexualizing kids.
It's not good.
And then like you go and you see fucking kids these days, like the shit they
wear, like fucking, dude, put some fucking clothes on.
You fucking like 16, your fucking titties are out.
Well, they're being told that that's what gets them attention.
Yes.
You know, and they're being, they see it all the time on Instagram when a girl
has like five million followers and every photo is a picture of her ass.
He's hanging out and shit, you know?
I'm fucked, dude.
That's crazy.
You know, Norman Donald, Norman Donald.
Yeah, I loved him.
I fucking love Norman Donald.
He's a great guy, man.
I love this skit about like being famous.
He's like, what do we have to do after they went to the moon?
You know, like you had to go to the moon to be famous.
Now you just show your fucking asshole.
Yeah.
Success, dude.
You fucking, there we go, man.
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