Name: Orcas Attacking Boats and Shark Attacks
Uploaded: 2023-07-11T17:18:12.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Orcas Attacking Boats and Shark Attacks' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-07-11. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Orcas Attacking Boats and Shark Attacks' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-07-11. Transcript available.

The Joe Rogan Experience
Was it you telling me about the whales that learn how to?
Orcas, yeah, they've learned how to fuck people's boats up.
That's, that's so funny to me.
It's crazy. It's kind of hilarious.
Because for all these years we've been mistreating them and finally they're
like,
"Enough!"
Yeah.
I'm gonna start fucking up your boats.
And they're real smart creatures.
Oh yeah.
And they're probably teaching every whale in the ocean how to do that shit.
Probably. At least the whale's there.
I think it's only one part of the world where this is happening right now,
but the problem is the word gets out.
They have those songs they sing and they go hundreds of kilometers.
And they, that's how they tell each other.
"Hey, we fucking people up over here!"
Did you see that video that people are in a kayak and a whale swallows them?
No.
These people are like, they're whale watching.
And there's a whale down there and the whale literally swallows the entire
kayak with the people in it.
So they weren't good at it.
And then spits them out.
I mean the whale doesn't want to eat a kayak.
But how are you whale watching? You don't see the motherfucker that's...
Well I think that's how they were whale watching, look at this.
Literally just takes the kayak.
Oh wow.
Maybe he's annoyed with them.
Maybe the kayaks are fucking up their fishing.
Look at that.
Oh man.
That shit just broke your back.
California beach.
Oh yeah, easily could snap your legs in half.
Easily could snap your neck.
But they don't eat meat, right?
No.
But I mean just the power alone.
How does it know what it's doing?
It's not gentle.
I mean hopefully you still got hope they'll spit you up.
Oh, hoping.
Yeah.
Hoping.
Is that the same video?
Yeah.
Look at that.
That's from a different angle.
Fucking insane.
This happened three years ago then.
Did it really?
Yeah.
Oh no kidding.
That's weird.
I'm good on all this.
That's weird.
I'm good on all this.
I know it went viral again which has been happening with quite a few videos.
So you see all the fish that's there?
Oh.
You see all the fish that's in the water?
Flapping around?
That's why the birds are there?
See all that?
That's splashing shit?
That's fish.
Oh.
So the whales trying to eat the fish and these cocksuckers in this kayak.
Did they survive?
Yeah.
He spit them out.
Oh, lucky fox.
He wanted the fish.
He didn't want a kayak.
But were any of them seriously injured?
I don't know.
Good question.
Good question.
I don't get it.
I don't get these people that need life risking activities.
They don't think it's life risking.
No.
I mean this is in the top ten.
Like if going down to the bottom of the ocean in an experimental sub is number
one.
Yeah.
This is on that list.
This is top ten.
Did you see the guy in the kayak that got attacked by a tiger shark?
No.
He's in the kayak rowing and you see this tiger shark just engulf half the side
of his boat.
Was he shark watching?
No.
He was fishing.
Oh, okay.
He was fishing in his kayak.
Watch this.
Look, his foot's in the water too, man.
Right?
Look at this.
Ah!
Tiger shark!
Tiger shark ran me.
Holy f-
Watch this.
Look, so his foot.
So his foot's in the water, right?
That's the paddle is to the left but his foot was in there too.
Look at that thing.
Oh, so he was like waving it like this and he thought the shark thought it was
food?
Yeah.
The shark probably thought it was a seal or some shit.
They're not smart.
Yeah, bro.
I don't get it.
I don't get this desire to thrill-seek.
Look at this in slow motion.
Look at this thing come up.
Fucking A, man.
Thank God that wasn't inflatable too.
Whoa!
What did I hear?
This is shark shit.
Some sharks attacked a boat recently.
Do you know about the dude in Egypt that got eaten?
I heard about it.
You didn't see that?
It was one of the bottom of the barrel toppers but I didn't know what the fuck
they were talking
about.
That was a rough one.
This dude is in Egypt and he's off the shore.
You know about the dude in Egypt that got eaten. I heard about it. It was one
of the bottom of the barrel toppers, but I didn't know what the fuck
That was a rough one
This dude is in Egypt and he's off the shore Netflix cruise whole boat exploded
after back-to-back shark attacks in Hawaii
Like something out of jaws. Oh my god. I think they were filming it. So we'll
probably not see it until oh my god
Oh, our planet - so that would probably be really good. Wow. Yeah, I heard like
a second right out of jaws
So it was a shark attack a shark attack and then the boat exploded. Well, it's
attacking the boat
Yeah, like I if it exploded like because the gas then yeah, that's right out of
jaws
But is they saying exploded or are they saying it just fell apart? I think fell
apart
I think they said a rubber dinghy. Can you scroll back down a little there? It
says
Nolan said the crew was only about 328 feet from the shore
So they're able to make it safe to land though barely on land that they patched
up the boat and deployed a rubber dinghy
But that was attacked by giant trevalles marine fishes that can grow up to six
feet long and weigh more than a hundred pounds
That attack knocked out the dinghy's motor. What the fuck man? What's going on
over there?
The behavior the sharks they encountered was extremely unusual Nolan told radio
times
They were incredibly hungry
So there might not have been enough natural food and they were just trying to
anything that came across in the water
Wow
It said it was just released so it should be out
Thank you.