Name: Joe Rogan Experience #2007 - Adrienne Iapalucci
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #2007 - Adrienne Iapalucci' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-07-12. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #2007 - Adrienne Iapalucci

I know these chairs are kind of weird, but they're the fucking best chairs that
I've ever
found for sitting for long hours at a time. I like it. It's called a Capisco
and is it Fully?
What's the name of the company that makes them? They're the shit. The best
ergonomic chairs I've
ever had for podcasting. If you think you want to be comfortable in one of
those cool chairs
with the buttons in it, people would sit and smoke cigars. After a while, your
back would
hurt. You have to kind of stay upright. That makes sense. These are the best. I
like it.
The other one was just so tall. Yeah. There's some of these. It's weird because
they're the
same company or the same chair, but I think different people made them and some
of them
get real low. This one doesn't get very low. Hag is the main company, I guess.
Oh, so they've
changed like twice. And a few people sell it. Oh, well, that's the shit. That's
how it works.
No one's paying me to say that. They're the shit. What's up, Adrian? How you
doing? Good to see you.
Should I move this closer? Yeah, right there is good. You want some coffee?
I just had some coffee. Last night was really fun. It was really fun. The club's
awesome.
Thank you very much. I'm really excited that we got to meet and I'm really
excited that I got to see your
stand up because Ari Shafir has been singing your praises for so long. He's the
best.
He loves you. I know. When I first met him, I did not like him. I was like,
this guy's a dick.
He's a little misunderstood. He can be a dick. Well, yeah. Even when you text
me, I was like,
is this Ari playing a joke because he's always doing stuff like that to me?
Does he really?
Yeah. Well, it's because he loves you. No, absolutely. But I'm always skeptical
if something's in his orbit.
Right. I'm like, hmm. He is the guy that dosed Bert Kreischer at his house. Yes.
Dosed him at his house when he was supposed to be hanging out with his family.
He gave him Molly.
At least he did it at his house in a safe environment, I guess. I think Bert
had the
fucking time of his life. He just doesn't want to admit it. I could see that.
I think ultimately it was like a really bad thing that Ari did that. But I bet
he had a good time.
I'm sure. I mean, yeah, I think it's probably not great for their friendship.
It was terrible for their friendship. The wife was furious at him and rightly
so.
Rightly so. Ari does stuff where you're like, hey, that's not cool. Do you know
what he did to me?
So he got into my ex-fiance's computer, wrote an email from him to me.
Oh, God.
Where it was like, I'm still in love with you. We should get back together.
Oh, my God.
And like, I know. And I was like, I had another boyfriend at the time.
And I was like, I don't feel like this at all. So I just deleted it.
And then Ari later was like, do you check your emails? I was like, you're a
dick.
Oh, my God. What a psycho. Yeah. I was like, what if I still cared about this
guy like that?
What if you just started sending pussy pictures?
Oh, my God. Yeah. I was like, it's on. Come over.
What if it was like, it's on, and you started sending the wildest shit that you
have on your hard drive?
Oh, my God. That would be terrible.
I know. And then Ari has it. And then he texts it to you later?
I think that he got in his email and then left. Like, that's the thing. I've
had my phone
open by him. And he'll write, I love black cock on Twitter. Like, he just does
that.
Could you imagine being your ex-fiance and then seeing a response to you in his
email?
Yeah. And then he's reading that and going, what the fuck did I do?
Right. Like, he thinks, oh, my God, was I on drugs? Did I black out? I don't
remember writing this.
I think he would just, I think at this point, anything that goes crazy, I think
is Ari.
So I think he would also just be like, who is in my office?
Well, that's the benefit of having someone like Ari. You have plausible deniability
on tap.
Sure. You're just like...
Fucking Ari. It's Ari.
Ari did it. He's such a psycho.
It's Ari. God damn it. Damn it, Ari.
He comes across sometimes as a dick because he's probably like autistic, but he
is like a good guy.
He's a great guy. He is.
I love that dude. But I don't think he's autistic. I think he just had a hard
childhood.
Yeah, but like, I don't think he, like, he'll say stuff where you're like, Ari,
this is really inappropriate.
He does. He does.
So that's the only thing where I'm like, he might be on the spectrum.
You don't think even like the tail end, like the beginning?
I think he's such a comedian that he has a really hard time interacting with
regular people.
Maybe.
I think he's so used to like the fun of chaos.
Sure.
Ari shit in a Tupperware container and brought it to Skank Fest.
Yeah.
And then opened it up on stage in a crowded room where people were gagging and
throwing up.
It was Legion of Skanks, right? It wasn't Skank.
Was it Skank Fest?
Whatever it was with the Legion of Skanks guys, Ari shit in a Tupperware and
brought it to the stage.
Sure, but that's still not as bad as some of the stuff he says.
But it's his, that's his level of like acceptable behavior.
Like to him, that was a thing that you should do.
Right.
Right?
So like all this other stuff is just funsies.
That's true.
It's just funsies.
When I was on the road with him one time, he took out one of his bloody ass
tampons.
And he was showing me.
I go, don't touch me with them.
He goes, okay.
Like if you ask him like not to do something, he will respect that.
But if you don't, it's game on.
It might be game on.
Yeah.
He'll do whatever.
But like, if you're like, hey, please don't do that.
He's like, all right, I'll respect that because you said that.
I met Ari when he was a door guy at the comedy store.
We became friends when he was just really just starting out.
I don't think he'd been doing comedy like more than a year.
What did you think of him as a new comic?
He's funny.
I knew he was really smart.
Yeah.
And he was just fun to be around.
Like he's a fun kid.
He was like, you know, I knew after a while what was going on.
But he is like recently divorced from religion.
Right.
So he's like super Orthodox Jew, you know, went to Israel, was studying the Talmud
for like 12
hours a day, like wild shit.
And then he has this real break from it.
And then a few years later, he's hanging out without smoking weed at the comedy
store.
I wonder what he was like.
He was great.
No, no, no.
Before when he was like religious.
What a mind fuck to do to a kid.
It's such a mind fuck.
Because you're saying you absolutely know that this is how everything went down.
Right.
And there's no way that could be real.
Even if the concepts of Christianity or Judaism, even if they're like real,
they're real.
That's what God really wants.
There's no way you know whoever wrote that, like what they wrote.
Yeah.
There's no way.
This is human beings.
Yeah.
I mean, I went to Catholic school my whole life and I just never believed any
of that stuff.
I believed in it.
You did.
Until I was six.
Yeah.
Okay, six.
In first grade, I had one teacher, Sister Mary Josephine.
She was such a cunt.
I bet.
She was so mean.
She was so mean that I knew as a little boy, like there's no way this could be
connected to God.
No.
They're so mean.
I was like, this is an evil lady who would threaten you.
If you didn't do something, you were going to have to sleep on a nail in the
closet.
You'd have to stay home.
You're never going to get to see your parents again.
She would yell stuff like that.
It was like she was evil.
She tortured kids.
Can you imagine that existing today?
Oh my God.
It probably does.
It probably does in some very unusual religious circumstances, you know?
But it's just back then when I was a kid, that was how they taught you in
Catholic school.
At least that lady.
My sister got a great lady though.
My sister got a lady in the same school that wasn't a nun.
She was just a regular lady who was Catholic, who was teaching in a Catholic
school.
It didn't have to be nuns or priests.
Right.
Well, I was in elementary school.
It was like some teachers and then I was some nuns and some priests.
So it was a mix.
Yeah.
So my sister got lucky.
She loved her teacher.
My teacher.
She taught me everything I needed to know.
I was like.
About religion.
I was like, there's no way.
It's just a possibility that someone like that exists.
Yeah.
Because everyone was nice to me.
I was five, six years old, whatever I was.
My parents were nice to me.
My grandparents were nice to me.
Everyone was nice to me.
Except this lady.
And then all of a sudden, I'm in this room with this lady who is representing
God
and she's fucking evil.
She's mean.
She wants you to cry.
She would like try to get kids to cry.
Yeah.
It was weird because it was like a really good thing.
It was like a really good thing.
Because when I was like five years old, my parents were breaking up.
And I was like, you know, when you're young and you're insecure, you're like,
oh my God.
Like, there's no stability in the world.
And I started thinking about God.
And I started like really getting into God.
It's like a five-year-old.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
It was like I was looking for someone.
But it makes sense.
Yeah.
You're looking for someone to look after you.
Someone who makes sense of this.
Sure.
Because if like the parents in your life, if the chaos in your life, you're
like, there's
got to be something.
Maybe it's God.
And then going to that church and going to that Catholic school, I was like,
okay,
maybe, maybe it's God.
But these people, this lady is not doing the work of God.
Like, there's no way God knows about this.
There's no way God's cool with this.
He's letting it slide.
There's no way God's like, she's ultimately, unless it's to be so funny,
fucking mean that you make people think for themselves.
Yeah.
We had a priest, maybe Father Joe.
I don't know.
He came in.
We were about seventh grade.
And people were talking about like, if their dogs die and they go to heaven.
And he was like, they don't.
And we went ballistic.
Oh, my God.
Imagine telling like a seventh grader your dog dies and doesn't go to heaven.
Oh, my God.
We were just like so angry and mad.
Like, he had to leave the room.
First of all, bitch, how do you know?
They don't know anything.
But I'm just saying, it's like, just be like, yeah, of course.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why wouldn't you say that?
No, he never even was like, well, maybe.
He was like, no, they do not go to heaven.
Because then you'd be trapped with this animals have souls too thing.
And then you can never eat meat again.
Right.
So cows go to heaven.
Yeah.
They all go to heaven.
Just every or whatever.
Imagine if you had to go to heaven and confront every chicken you ever ate.
I mean, I would just probably ignore them like you do on like trolls on the
internet.
You're just like, all right, I get it.
You're mad.
I said something that pissed you off.
Imagine in the next dimension if reality was flopped and everything that you
ate gets to eat you.
I mean, I think you're just like, this is my fate.
Like, what am I going to do?
It would suck.
It would, but you'd be dead so quick.
It really is crazy if you think about like your whole life from the time you're
a baby to now.
How many animals have you eaten?
Probably a lot.
And the thing is, I like, I don't feel bad eating the ugly animals.
Like chickens are not particularly cute, but like cows are so cute.
They can be very cute.
So are pigs.
Yeah.
Pigs can be really cute.
So that's the one thing where you're like, oh,
I love all these videos on Instagram, but I'm still going to eat a steak.
Isn't it interesting that wild pigs aren't cute at all?
No.
They're not even a little cute.
They're ferocious looking.
Yeah.
So those are the ones that you want to eat.
The ugly ones.
Yeah.
My agent said the same thing to me.
To eat the ugly ones?
Yeah.
She's like, I don't mind if you hunt, but you should hunt pigs because they're
ugly.
Not the babies.
The babies are so cute.
They are.
But 