Name: A Man Kept a 400lb Tiger in His Harlem Apartment
Uploaded: 2023-07-12T17:16:29.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'A Man Kept a 400lb Tiger in His Harlem Apartment' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-07-12. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'A Man Kept a 400lb Tiger in His Harlem Apartment' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-07-12. Transcript available.

- The Joe Rogan Experience.
- But people have those things.
They have those wolf breeds, wolf dogs.
There's one guy I knew had three of them.
And he would go over his house,
if you made noise, like, "Yooo!"
They would go, "Wooo!"
- Oh yeah, they'd yell. - They would all just howl in.
They're not dogs.
It's so interesting.
They, like, there's no, like, telling them what to do,
sit, lay down, fuck you.
- Those dogs should be out in the wild.
- Yeah.
- And this guy got them in a yard.
- It's like-- - It's kind of crazy.
- That's not where they should be.
These dogs are wild.
They should be out and, you know.
- It's also kind of crazy to fix them.
You're just cutting off their testosterone supplies.
They're just getting tired.
- I bet they're still pretty aggressive.
- They're not the same.
They're definitely not the same.
I mean, I get it that you don't want 'em to have puppies,
but you should just be in control of your dog.
They're such a weird animal.
Wolves.
You know, 'cause we killed 'em off,
and now we're like, let's bring 'em back.
- And have them in the park with other dogs that are,
have no fighting chance against if it goes nuts.
- Well, that case, that guy, you know,
had it supposedly as a pet.
I just think people get pets sometimes.
It's like, you don't have to really know what you're doing
to get, like, a German Shepherd.
You can get a police dog, German Shepherd,
like a really aggressive, very smart thinking,
like, almost like a predator of people.
- Yeah.
- You know? And you could just get it.
Anybody can get it.
- I mean, somebody, I think in Manhattan had, like, an alligator.
- Oh, yeah.
- Like, you get these, like, little animals where they're cute,
and then it, like, gets to be humongous, and you're like,
"This is a real problem."
- I think a dude in the Bronx had a tiger.
- Sure. I see that happening.
- In his fucking house.
This guy had a tiger at his house.
Yeah, people are nuts.
- Imagine, like, telling a girl at a club you have a baby tiger.
Like, even if you don't want to fuck this guy,
you're like, "I do want to see this baby tiger."
- Where was this?
This is his alligator found in New York City Lake?
Oh, my God.
- In Brooklyn.
- So, what do you think happened there?
Do you think that was, like, a pet?
- It was probably a pet, and it got too big,
and somebody was like, "I don't know what to do with this,"
and he put it in this park, in the water.
- That's the story of Florida.
Florida's an amazing story.
Florida's just overrun with pythons.
There's a half a million pythons in the Everglades.
They say that 99% of all of the mammals are gone.
Of everything.
- That's wild.
- Raccoons, deer, everything.
Rabbits, they're all gone.
Foxes, pumas, everything, everything.
- Maybe that's what you need to be hunting, then.
- Yeah, well, they are doing that.
What's crazy is, in California, python skin's illegal.
- Is it?
- So you can't, it's banned.
You can't get python in California.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the country,
they're overrun with pythons.
Like, they literally have wiped out all of the native wildlife.
They're eating alligators now.
- That's crazy.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, there we go.
- Fortin 25-pound tiger living in Harlem apartment.
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah, that's part of the story.
I mean, imagine showing up to that and you're like, I'm out of here.
- Oh, my God.
- I'm not getting paid enough for this.
- I think they're the most beautiful animals.
- They're beautiful.
But like, what are you doing in a tiny studio apartment with a tiger?
- No, it's insane.
It's an insane person.
It's like some dude who met some dude who knows a guy who can get you a tiger.
- Of course.
- Do you know there's more tigers in Texas in private collections
than there are in all of the wild of the world?
- Are they just like in their private backyards and stuff?
- Tiger world.
- I mean, when they attack people, I'm like, yeah, I get it.
You're caging this animal that should be in the wild.
- Yeah.
Texas is very strange when it comes to wildlife.
You can kind of own anything.
- Texas, this is like--
- You get you a zebra.
- Just fucking nuts here.
Anything goes.
- You get you a zebra, Adrian.
- I want a baby zebra, not when it gets big.
Once it gets big, I'm going to put it in that lake with that alligator.
Like here, fend for yourself.
- Yeah, there's apparently like a couple thousand more tigers in Texas
than there are in the wild.
- Did you ever watch Tiger King?
- Oh yeah.
I love it.
- I mean, just like such trash.
It's so great.
- I was not so secretly hoping that Trump would pardon him.
- Yeah.
Do you like, this guy has like probably a third level education.
- Well--
- He's just trying to make money.
- Talk those straight guys into fucking him, so respect.
- Yeah, but I feel like rich people can get away with that.
It's like why women--
- Right.
- Hot women fuck ugly dudes that are rich.
You're like, well, hopefully they'll buy me something.
- You think that works with guys?
- Yes.
Absolutely.
- Hmm.
I guess with some guys.
But everything.
It's like what works on everybody, you know?
'Cause like some things don't work on some people,
but they work on other people.
- I think money always works on everyone.
- Yeah.
Thank you.