Name: $6.2 Billion Pentagon Accounting Error Went to Ukraine Military Aid
Uploaded: 2023-07-18T17:16:30.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video '$6.2 Billion Pentagon Accounting Error Went to Ukraine Military Aid' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-07-18. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video '$6.2 Billion Pentagon Accounting Error Went to Ukraine Military Aid' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-07-18. Transcript available.

the Joe Rogan experience see this is what I'm talking about man this is the
liminal or subliminal part of the human experience what you're talking about
right now is upsetting to people but also a lot of people will say don't
even talk you're not even supposed to say that like and even though it's true
like even though it's in plain sight trackable traceable precedent for it in
the past not even that like astounding you are supposed to like rest in this
strange dream world where human beings experiencing some of the most power you
can have in the world don't go a little or totally or completely insane or don't
get hijacked or don't get like we're supposed to pretend that doesn't happen
right when you look at the president look like does Biden seem like he'd be
hard to
trick would you even have to trick them though maybe I mean I think it's so
hard to know what goes on behind those closed doors when they're making
decisions don't want to see they made it they sent an extra bill how many
billion dollars they accidentally sent to Ukraine 6.2 billion it was an
accident they accidentally
they accidentally they accidentally sent it yeah 6.2 more than they were
supposed to but then they just sent some more that must have been a rough phone
call that
county area provides an extra 6.2 billion for ukraine military aid whoops sorry
hey what's up it's dunkin look
I can't you know I kind of you know I kind of fucked up I was a little bit of
ketamine when I was doing that you've whatever the transaction
so uh can you send back the
6.2 billion dollars 6.2 billion dollars I actually sent to you can you just
send it back because you'd think if it's a clerical error right
then they're gonna be like oh you know I didn't notice the 6.2 billion dollars
going into my account that's how rich I am I'll send back there's so much money
because like at some point you know it's just I don't even know what it is just
billions lots of billions yeah it's pretty weird
the pentagon said tuesday that it overestimated the value of the weapons it
sent to ukraine by 6.2 billion over the past two years about double early
estimate
Double early estimates resulting in a surplus that will be used for future
security packages
Oh, don't worry about it. Just use it for future security packages. It's a
security package. Yeah, it's a surplus. What do we know man security packages
We don't know shit, and that's just saying we're gonna keep sending money
forever and ever and ever security package
Uh, it'll just go back into the pot of money that we have that we all have
allocated a big fucking pot future pentagon stock
Drawdowns look at that future pentagon stock drawdowns
ew
Why does that sound like they're playing a game, you know, I'm saying that's
like sounds like a game
Carlin's got the ultimate bit on it man like the evolution of war language, you
know, it used to be called shell shocked
But then they changed it like it's like the mill the the whatever that language
is
Is inevitably
Confusing it's confusing and it's also
It it has this air of authority to it like the judge wearing the robe. Yeah
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, notic. Yeah, but by talking about it that way
Stock drawdowns and you know pentagon's allocated money the same money, but i'm
in may
They they found three billion more back then. So I don't know
If that's ten or if it's whoops. They just doubled with it. Well, their
keyboards probably broken
Like it's a mistake. It's a mistake
Like it makes mistakes for people, but we're all doing the right thing easy to
fuck it up, man
It's like we got to take it easy on these people and and again like
You if you even though it is like
Mainstream news. Yeah, that's what I like that's so brilliant about it is that
they're just like yeah, you know
It's a pot we had a pot
And it goes in the same pot. No big deal is other stuff and it goes out there.
Everyone sees it
Everyone's busy dude. Yeah, and no one has time to really like start thinking
about no
3.2 billion dollars
6.2
6.2 billion dollars that we've all
Put into that pot like every single person living in america has put some
dollars in that pot and some of those dollars, you know bridges are fucking
collapsing
You know, it's it is should be mildly frustrating to people mildly frustrating
to realize
6.2 billion dollars of like
Fireman checks
Teacher checks
Nurse checks the frontline workers. That's that that that money is like doesn't
that matter enough to
For them to like be more careful about it and also when they fuck up like that
Where's the apology?
You just blew
6 billion
Dollars of tax money
And it was a mistake like you're not keeping like
Imagine if your accountant made the same mistake
Just basic accountant
Would you keep that accountant as your accountant and if you did you're a
fucking idiot
You got to fire that account and get an accountant who doesn't like misplace
So much money, right? Yeah, and especially if the accountant didn't apologize,
which is like, oh, right. Well, you see
We have a different pot where some of your money gets a pot thing
Allocated it's allocated
It's allocated
Do you know how complex our pot system is? You should see it?
I've got a thousand pots back there varying sizes. They did change according to
astrological
Shifts don't even worry about it. It's just a pot
I kind of gotta go
Come on like it's so frustrating. It's so frustrating. It's it's very wild dude
Very it's very wild that they just keep printing money
Jacking up the inflation printing money
I love that one because the mixed into the printing money thing which obviously
have money printers
What's really funny about that is somehow people believe
That that money is like doesn't go just right hot off the press to like people
in the building
Like or that it doesn't like some of that money gets shifted around and like,
you know
Or some of it is printed and I know i'm sure there's like no there's securities
in place
We have securities in place. It's numbered. We've got come on