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The Joe Rogan experience.
They're historically, you know, California's been the world leader in cults for
a very
long time.
And I would say that has not stopped and that continues.
Did you know that the building that I bought from my comedy club initially was
owned by
a cult?
Fantastic.
It was owned by a cult from West Hollywood called the Buddha Field that
migrated out to
Austin when they were being investigated by the Cult Awareness Network.
Got it.
Fantastic.
Yeah.
Are they gone or are they still there?
No, they're gone.
There's a great documentary on it called Holy Hell.
Yeah.
You should watch it.
It's pretty bonkers.
But they're from California.
From California.
You know, the People's Temple, you know, part of the great story of San
Francisco is the
People's Temple, which became famous for the Jim Jones that they killed
everybody, killed
everybody with poison Kool-Aid in the jungles in Guyana.
That was a San Francisco cult for like a decade before they went to the jungle
and everybody
talks for the jungle.
Nobody talks about the San Francisco part.
So are there a bunch that are running right now that are successful?
Big time.
Yeah.
Totally.
There's cults all over the place.
A bunch of them.
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah.
And how would they run?
Well, some of them are older.
There's two sort of groupings.
There's sort of sixties cults that are still kind of running.
Which ones?
There's, what is it?
There's one called The Family in like Southern California that's still going
from the sixties.
Really?
There's, there's a bunch of them, you know, running around, you know, there's,
there's, you
know, there was, there was a big cult for a long time, sort of cultish kind of
thing
around.
What was it?
Not Erewhon, but Esalon.
Oh, yeah.
You know, so there's, there's still like that, that whole orbit.
That's the psychedelic groups.
All that stuff.
Yeah.
That's from the sixties.
And then there were a bunch of sort of tech cults in the eighties and nineties
with names
like the extropians.
Um, and, um, you know, there were a bunch of these guys.
And then, um, more recently there's a lot of this, you'll hear these terms like
rationalist,
post rationalist, uh, effective altruism, existential risk, um, longtermism,
they sometimes
say.
Um, and what you find is the people, again, the people associated with these
tend to be
very smart.
Uh, they tend to be very prolific.
They tend to do a lot.
Many of them are involved in, in, in tech and then they end up with, let's say,
alternative
living arrangements, alternative food and sex configurations, um, and you know,
lots of
group oriented, you know, and it's like, what's the line, right?
What's, what's the line between basically a, what's the line between a social
group that
all lives together, that all has sex together, that all eats the same foods,
that is not
a cult that, you know, engages in lots of, you know, at some point they start
to form,
you know, belief systems that are not, you know, compatible with the outside
world.
And they start to kind of go on their own orbit.
Do they generally have a leader?
Um, so I mean, there are generally leaders.
I mean, there is a pattern, I think he talks about it in, in, in the book chaos.
I mean, there typically is a pattern.
It's typically, it's typically a guy.
Um, you know, there's typically a, there's, there's a, there's a male female
dynamic, right?
That plays out inside these things that you kind of see over and over again.
Um, and so they, they often, they often end up with more women than men.
Um, you know, for, for, for mysterious reasons, but, um, yeah.
And then, yeah, there's, there's usually some kind of leader, although, you
know, the other
things happening now is, you know, a lot of modern cults, you know, or kind of
quasi cults,
there's like, there'll be a physical component, but there's also an internet
component now.
Right.
And so the, the ideas will spread online.
Right.
And so there'll kind of be members of the cult or quasi members of the cult or
quasi members
of the quasi cult that'll be, you know, online.
And maybe at some point they actually come and physically join up.
Um, yeah.
So, and by the way, let me say like, generally I'm pro cult, like I'm actually
quite pro cult.
Um, well, the reason for you, it's the same reason I'm pro fringe, right?
Which is like, you're, you're going to have, if you're going to have people who
are going
to be thinking new things, they're going to tend to be these kinds of people.
They're going to be people who are on the fringe.
They're going to come together in groups when they come together in groups,
they're, they're
going to exhibit cult like characteristics.
What you're saying resonates, everything you're saying makes sense.
But how did you get to these conclusions?
Like, like, it seems that like accepting fringe and like accepting the chaos of
San Francisco,
like, oh, this is good.
This is a part of it.
This is how this works.
This is why it works.
Like, how did you develop that perspective?
Well, it's just, if you take a historical perspective, it's just like, okay.
I mean, it's like, uh, just an example.
If you, if you like rock music, it just basically came from modern rock and
roll, basically came
from the Haight-Ashbury in the basically mid to late sixties.
And then from Laurel Canyon, which was another one of these sort of cultish
environments
in the mid to late sixties.
And there was like specific moments in time in both of these places.
And, you know, basically all of the great rock and roll from that era that
determined
everything that followed basically came out of this.
So, you know, do you want that or not?
Right.
Right.
If you want it, you know, that's what you get.
I'll give you, here's a crazy, here's a crazy, um, it's the, um, uh, there's
the other
book about Laurel Canyon.
That's even crazier than chaos.
It's the book called a weird scenes in the Canyon.
Oh, okay.
You would love this one.
So, so Laurel Canyon was like the Haight-Ashbury of Los Angeles, right?
So Laurel Canyon was like the music scene, the sort of music and drug and hippie
scene
of the, it's, Laurel Canyon is actually where the hippie movement started.
Um, there was actually a specific group in Laurel Canyon in LA in about 1965.
Um, there was a guy named Vito Policas.
Um, and, uh, and he had a group called the Freaks and they were like, uh, they
were like
a nonviolent version of the Manson cult.
Um, and it was all these young girls and they basically would go to clubs and
they had,
they were the ones to do the beads and the hair and like all the leather, like
all the,
all the hippie stuff.
Like they got, they got that rolling.
Um, and so like they were, they were in Laurel Canyon and Laurel Canyon, it was
like round
zero.
There was like this moment where it's like Jim Morrison and the Doors and Crosby,
Stills
and Nash and Frank Zappa.
And it was at John Phillips, um, and, um, it was the Mamas and the Papas and
the birds
and the monkeys and like all of these like iconic bands of that time basically
catalyzed
over about a two year period in Laurel Canyon.
Um, the, the conspiracy, the conspiracy theory in this book basically is that
the whole thing
was an op and the, the, the, the, the military intelligence op.
Um, and the, the, the evidence for the theory is that there was an air force,
uh, uh, military
propaganda production facility at the head of Laurel Canyon called Lookout
Mountain, uh, which,
right, which today Jared Leto owns.
Yeah, so I was just going to say that.
Yeah, but it's, it was a, in, in that era in the fifties through the seventies,
it was
a vertically integrated, uh, military.
Yes, uh, it was a, a production facility, uh, for film and music.
Um, but by the way, have you met Jared Leto?
Uh, I, briefly, yeah.
One of the most interesting guys I've ever talked to.
Incredible.
And it makes total sense.
Totally normal, like really fun to talk to.
Not like what you would think of as a famous actor at all.
Yeah.
I had dinner with him and drinks.
He's fucking great guy.
But he lives in a military, uh,
He showed me all the pictures.
He showed me, I'm like, this is wild.
Yeah.
So let's amazing.
If you believe the moon landing was faked, this is where they faked it.
Like this, this, this, this is, I thought they were supposed to do it in the
Nevada desert.
No, these are the sounds, because they had sound stages.
They totally contained sound stages.
They had full sound production capability.
Um, and so the, the theory goes basically, so there were three parts to the,
the conspiracy theory.
So one is they had the production facility right there, right where all these
musicians showed up.
Two is the musicians, like a very large percentage of these young musicians, um,
were, uh, sons and daughters of senior U.S. military and intelligence officials.
Including Morrison.
Including Jim Morrison, whose father was the head of naval operations for the
Vietnam War at the time.
Oh.
Um, and there were these other, I forget which ones, but there were these other
musicians at the time where their parents were like senior and like military,
like psychological operations.
And like, that's, that's all real.
Like, that's all documented.
And then third is the head of the Rand Corporation, who was one of the inspirations
for the Dr. Strangelove character in the movie.
Um, so he was the guy doing all the nuclear planning, planning for nuclear war.
He lived right in the heart of the hippies, uh, in Laurel Canyon.
Wow.
In this, in this famous house that's, that's still there.
And so the, the theory basically goes that the anti-war movement before the
hippies was basically a square movement.
It was all these basically young people, very clean cut.
The men were all wearing, if you look at old, like Vietnam War protests, like
everybody's all like dressed up, like they're going to business meeting.
It was, and it was developing into a real threat.
And so the theory is the hippie movement and rock and roll and the drug culture
of the 60s was developed, uh, in order to basically sabotage the anti-war
movement.
Wow.
Right.
Uh, and which, which basically is what happened, right?
Because then what happened is the anti-war movement became associated with the
hippies and that caused Americans to, right, decide what side they were on.
And then that led to Nixon being elected twice.
Which was also a part of chaos because that was the idea behind the Manson
family and funneling acid to them.
The facility was equipped with a soundstage, screening rooms, film storage
vaults, and naturally a bomb shelter.
During its 22 years of operation, Lookout Mountain Laboratory produced
approximately 6,500 classified films for the Department of Defense and the Atomic
Energy Commission, documenting nuclear test series such as Operation Greenhouse,
Operation Teapot, and Operation Buster Jangle.
So one of the conspiracy theories, okay, here's another conspiracy theory.
The, you've seen all the, you've seen all the grainy footage of nuclear, uh,
test blasts that you've, you know, with the mushroom clouds.
And there are always these grainy things and there's all these like little
houses lined up and these little trees lined up and it blows everything down.
Well, there's always been a conspiracy theory that those were all basically
fabricated at this facility, that those bombs actually were never detonated.
Um, and basically the U.S. military was, uh, was basically faking these bomb
tests to freak out the Russians, uh, to make us think that we had, um, uh,
weapons.
We had basically a potent potency to our nuclear weapon arsenal that we
actually didn't have at the time.
How did they fake it?
Um, they just did.
Yeah, exactly.
So this is it?
Well, so there's a, um, yeah.
Okay, so here's a question, right?
So what happened?
Okay, so this is great.
Okay, you'll love this.
So what happened to the camera?
You son of a bitch.
You son of a bitch.
How is that happening yet?
The camera's like totally stable and fine.
Oh my God.
And by the way, in the film is fine.
The radio, the, the, the, the radiation that didn't cause any damage to the
film.
Oh my God.
This looks like how you shoot a movie miniature.
Well, by the way, okay, we'll do this one.
We'll do the loop one more time here.
Where's the, let's see the car.
The car's right behind the house.
It just showed up.
Oh, it just showed up.
So wait a minute.
First of all, where the car comes from.
No car.
The second is, does it really look like a real car?
Car.
Does that look like a real car?
That's insane.
And look at the, um, yeah.
And look at the, when the house blows, look at the, uh, the, the wood.
Does that look like it's, those are full size, like, you know, giant lumber
beams as they
go flying.
Yeah.
Uh, is that a house or is that like, you know, uh, you know, is that a 12 foot,
you know,
12 inch, um, you know, scale model?
What?
Right.
So like the fucking car.
Anyway, I don't know.
Like, I have no idea.
Having said that, if that was fake, it was fake to look out mountain.
Right.
At the exact same place and time.
But did they have the kind of special effects to do something like that in the
forties?
A different one.
Well, so the, the, the, the conspiracy, the full conspiracy theory is it was,
uh, Stanley Kubrick.
Which again, I, I, I, I have no idea.
Boy, that does look fake.
And also the camera didn't move at all.
You know what it looks like?
Go back to that real quick.
It looks like the smoke is too big.
Watch, watch when it hits.
Like it's, it, the volume, like the size of it, it looks small.
I mean, you see, you know what I'm saying?
I mean, it looks like something, we're looking at something that's like a few
inches tall.
So if you watch like making of star Wars, any of the, you know, any movies
before CGI,
whenever they do anything like that, it's always with these tiny models.
Yes.
And they, they just basically, that's what they do is they slow it down and
then they add sound.
Yeah, this looks fake as shit.
Right.
The, the, the, the clouds just don't look realistic.
Right.
Like it looks like they're too big and they move too quickly back and forth.
This is another one.
It's like, okay, what the camera, camera's fine.
That's hilarious.
Oh, here we go.
Okay.
There maybe the camera got, okay, but even though, but even, even still the
camera got knocked over
and not destroyed.
Is there a def, uh, like some sort of a response to that?
Have they come with some sort of an explanation?
I, I, I, not that I know of.
That seems so fake.
Yeah.
Wow.
Who can tell?
Does that make you wonder about other things?
Well, I mean, it's like in our time, right?
It's like how much stuff do you read in the news where you're like, okay, I
know that's
not true.
Right.
And then you're like, okay, everything I read in the history books, like I was
told it
was true.
It's like, yeah.
It was definitely, that, that one though was really weirdly compelling.
There's another video of them setting up these houses, which I mean, I guess
you could make
after the fact and say, this is fake, but this is here, them setting it up.
Yeah.
You just do the real size houses.
Do the sleight of hand.
Huh.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I, I, I assume this is all, I assume this is all not true, but it is fun to
think about.
Why would you assume it's not true?
The camera alone, like this alone, like, yeah, where is the fucking camera?
I'll look up what they said about the camera.
Because they have to have an explanation.
Someone must have asked them at some point.
Or nobody asked.
Maybe.
Yeah.
Maybe one of those, wow, look what they did.
We know the Soviets did it too.
And Yuri Gagarin, when he was in that capsule in space, you can clear, if you
see the actual
capsule and then you see the film footage that was supposedly of him in the
capsule, there's
like two different sources of light.
There's shadows, the camera, somehow or another is in front of him, this big
ass camera.
There's no room in the thing.
Like they filmed it afterwards and it looks fake.
Like, oh, I'm sure he really did go into space, but that wasn't it.
That was some weird propaganda.
Garry Kasparov has a theory, you know, this is a theory they're missing
centuries.
What?
Yeah.
Kasparov has a theory that there are centuries that didn't happen.
What do you mean?
Well, just literally centuries.
Like this whole idea of the Middle Ages lasted 1200 years or whatever is just
like not true.
Really?
Yeah.
Why does he think that?
There's something about the, you know, whatever, is there like enough
historical evidence to
support it?
And, you know, various people over, you know, various authorities over time who
wanted to
tell various stories about how long, you know, regimes had been in place or
whatever.
Oh, so he thinks it's exaggerated.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Basically, not as much time has passed as we think.
Well, that's quite possible, right?
You know, how would we know?

California Cults and The Laurel Canyon Conspiracy

The Joe Rogan experience.
They're historically, you know, California's been the world leader in cults for
a very
long time.
And I would say that has not stopped and that continues.
Did you know that the building that I bought from my comedy club initially was
owned by
a cult?
Fantastic.
It was owned by a cult from West Hollywood called the Buddha Field that
migrated out to
Austin when they were being investigated by the Cult Awareness Network.
Got it.
Fantastic.
Yeah.
Are they gone or are they still there?
No, they're gone.
There's a great documentary on it called Holy Hell.
Yeah.
You should watch it.
It's pretty bonkers.
But they're from California.
From California.
You know, the People's Temple, you know, part of the great story of San
Francisco is the
People's Temple, which became famous for the Jim Jones that they killed
everybody, killed
everybody with poison Kool-Aid in the jungles in Guyana.
That was a San Francisco cult for like a decade before they went to the jungle
and everybody
talks for the jungle.
Nobody talks about the San Francisco part.
So are there a bunch that are running right now that are successful?
Big time.
Yeah.
Totally.
There's cults all over the place.
A bunch of them.
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah.
And how would they run?
Well, some of them are older.
There's two sort of groupings.
There's sort of sixties cults that are still kind of running.
Which ones?
There's, what is it?
There's one called The Family in like Southern California that's still going
from the sixties.
Really?
There's, there's a bunch of them, you know, running around, you know, there's,
there's, you
know, there was, there was a big cult for a long time, sort of cultish kind of
thing
around.
What was it?
Not Erewhon, but Esalon.
Oh, yeah.
You know, so there's, there's still like that, that whole orbit.
That's the psychedelic groups.
All that stuff.
Yeah.
That's from the sixties.
And then there were a bunch of sort of tech cults in the eighties and nineties
with names
like the extropians.
Um, and, um, you know, there were a bunch of these guys.
And then, um, more recently there's a lot of this, you'll hear these terms like
rationalist,
post rationalist, uh, effective altruism, existential risk, um, longtermism,
they sometimes
say.
Um, and what you find is the people, again, the people associated with these
tend to be
very smart.
Uh, they tend to be very prolific.
They tend to do a lot.
Many of them are involved in, in, in tech and then they end up with, let's say,
alternative
living arrangements, alternative food and sex configurations, um, and you know,
lots of
group oriented, you know, and it's like, what's the line, right?
What's, what's the line between basically a, what's the line between a social
group that
all lives together, that all has sex together, that all eats the same foods,
that is not
a cult that, you know, engages in lots of, you know, at some point they start
to form,
you know, belief systems that are not, you know, compatible with the outside
world.
And they start to kind of go on their own orbit.
Do they generally have a leader?
Um, so I mean, there are generally leaders.
I mean, there is a pattern, I think he talks about it in, in, in the book chaos.
I mean, there typically is a pattern.
It's typically, it's typically a guy.
Um, you know, there's typically a, there's, there's a, there's a male female
dynamic, right?
That plays out inside these things that you kind of see over and over again.
Um, and so they, they often, they often end up with more women than men.
Um, you know, for, for, for mysterious reasons, but, um, yeah.
And then, yeah, there's, there's usually some kind of leader, although, you
know, the other
things happening now is, you know, a lot of modern cults, you know, or kind of
quasi cults,
there's like, there'll be a physical component, but there's also an internet
component now.
Right.
And so the, the ideas will spread online.
Right.
And so there'll kind of be members of the cult or quasi members of the cult or
quasi members
of the quasi cult that'll be, you know, online.
And maybe at some point they actually come and physically join up.
Um, yeah.
So, and by the way, let me say like, generally I'm pro cult, like I'm actually
quite pro cult.
Um, well, the reason for you, it's the same reason I'm pro fringe, right?
Which is like, you're, you're going to have, if you're going to have people who
are going
to be thinking new things, they're going to tend to be these kinds of people.
They're going to be people who are on the fringe.
They're going to come together in groups when they come together in groups,
they're, they're
going to exhibit cult like characteristics.
What you're saying resonates, everything you're saying makes sense.
But how did you get to these conclusions?
Like, like, it seems that like accepting fringe and like accepting the chaos of
San Francisco,
like, oh, this is good.
This is a part of it.
This is how this works.
This is why it works.
Like, how did you develop that perspective?
Well, it's just, if you take a historical perspective, it's just like, okay.
I mean, it's like, uh, just an example.
If you, if you like rock music, it just basically came from modern rock and
roll, basically came
from the Haight-Ashbury in the basically mid to late sixties.
And then from Laurel Canyon, which was another one of these sort of cultish
environments
in the mid to late sixties.
And there was like specific moments in time in both of these places.
And, you know, basically all of the great rock and roll from that era that
determined
everything that followed basically came out of this.
So, you know, do you want that or not?
Right.
Right.
If you want it, you know, that's what you get.
I'll give you, here's a crazy, here's a crazy, um, it's the, um, uh, there's
the other
book about Laurel Canyon.
That's even crazier than chaos.
It's the book called a weird scenes in the Canyon.
Oh, okay.
You would love this one.
So, so Laurel Canyon was like the Haight-Ashbury of Los Angeles, right?
So Laurel Canyon was like the music scene, the sort of music and drug and hippie
scene
of the, it's, Laurel Canyon is actually where the hippie movement started.
Um, there was actually a specific group in Laurel Canyon in LA in about 1965.
Um, there was a guy named Vito Policas.
Um, and, uh, and he had a group called the Freaks and they were like, uh, they
were like
a nonviolent version of the Manson cult.
Um, and it was all these young girls and they basically would go to clubs and
they had,
they were the ones to do the beads and the hair and like all the leather, like
all the,
all the hippie stuff.
Like they got, they got that rolling.
Um, and so like they were, they were in Laurel Canyon and Laurel Canyon, it was
like round
zero.
There was like this moment where it's like Jim Morrison and the Doors and Crosby,
Stills
and Nash and Frank Zappa.
And it was at John Phillips, um, and, um, it was the Mamas and the Papas and
the birds
and the monkeys and like all of these like iconic bands of that time basically
catalyzed
over about a two year period in Laurel Canyon.
Um, the, the conspiracy, the conspiracy theory in this book basically is that
the whole thing
was an op and the, the, the, the, the military intelligence op.
Um, and the, the, the evidence for the theory is that there was an air force,
uh, uh, military
propaganda production facility at the head of Laurel Canyon called Lookout
Mountain, uh, which,
right, which today Jared Leto owns.
Yeah, so I was just going to say that.
Yeah, but it's, it was a, in, in that era in the fifties through the seventies,
it was
a vertically integrated, uh, military.
Yes, uh, it was a, a production facility, uh, for film and music.
Um, but by the way, have you met Jared Leto?
Uh, I, briefly, yeah.
One of the most interesting guys I've ever talked to.
Incredible.
And it makes total sense.
Totally normal, like really fun to talk to.
Not like what you would think of as a famous actor at all.
Yeah.
I had dinner with him and drinks.
He's fucking great guy.
But he lives in a military, uh,
He showed me all the pictures.
He showed me, I'm like, this is wild.
Yeah.
So let's amazing.
If you believe the moon landing was faked, this is where they faked it.
Like this, this, this, this is, I thought they were supposed to do it in the
Nevada desert.
No, these are the sounds, because they had sound stages.
They totally contained sound stages.
They had full sound production capability.
Um, and so the, the theory goes basically, so there were three parts to the,
the conspiracy theory.
So one is they had the production facility right there, right where all these
musicians showed up.
Two is the musicians, like a very large percentage of these young musicians, um,
were, uh, sons and daughters of senior U.S. military and intelligence officials.
Including Morrison.
Including Jim Morrison, whose father was the head of naval operations for the
Vietnam War at the time.
Oh.
Um, and there were these other, I forget which ones, but there were these other
musicians at the time where their parents were like senior and like military,
like psychological operations.
And like, that's, that's all real.
Like, that's all documented.
And then third is the head of the Rand Corporation, who was one of the inspirations
for the Dr. Strangelove character in the movie.
Um, so he was the guy doing all the nuclear planning, planning for nuclear war.
He lived right in the heart of the hippies, uh, in Laurel Canyon.
Wow.
In this, in this famous house that's, that's still there.
And so the, the theory basically goes that the anti-war movement before the
hippies was basically a square movement.
It was all these basically young people, very clean cut.
The men were all wearing, if you look at old, like Vietnam War protests, like
everybody's all like dressed up, like they're going to business meeting.
It was, and it was developing into a real threat.
And so the theory is the hippie movement and rock and roll and the drug culture
of the 60s was developed, uh, in order to basically sabotage the anti-war
movement.
Wow.
Right.
Uh, and which, which basically is what happened, right?
Because then what happened is the anti-war movement became associated with the
hippies and that caused Americans to, right, decide what side they were on.
And then that led to Nixon being elected twice.
Which was also a part of chaos because that was the idea behind the Manson
family and funneling acid to them.
The facility was equipped with a soundstage, screening rooms, film storage
vaults, and naturally a bomb shelter.
During its 22 years of operation, Lookout Mountain Laboratory produced
approximately 6,500 classified films for the Department of Defense and the Atomic
Energy Commission, documenting nuclear test series such as Operation Greenhouse,
Operation Teapot, and Operation Buster Jangle.
So one of the conspiracy theories, okay, here's another conspiracy theory.
The, you've seen all the, you've seen all the grainy footage of nuclear, uh,
test blasts that you've, you know, with the mushroom clouds.
And there are always these grainy things and there's all these like little
houses lined up and these little trees lined up and it blows everything down.
Well, there's always been a conspiracy theory that those were all basically
fabricated at this facility, that those bombs actually were never detonated.
Um, and basically the U.S. military was, uh, was basically faking these bomb
tests to freak out the Russians, uh, to make us think that we had, um, uh,
weapons.
We had basically a potent potency to our nuclear weapon arsenal that we
actually didn't have at the time.
How did they fake it?
Um, they just did.
Yeah, exactly.
So this is it?
Well, so there's a, um, yeah.
Okay, so here's a question, right?
So what happened?
Okay, so this is great.
Okay, you'll love this.
So what happened to the camera?
You son of a bitch.
You son of a bitch.
How is that happening yet?
The camera's like totally stable and fine.
Oh my God.
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