Name: Tsavo Man-Eaters: The Lions Who Hunted Humans
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tsavo Man-Eaters: The Lions Who Hunted Humans' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-07-20. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tsavo Man-Eaters: The Lions Who Hunted Humans' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-07-20. Transcript available.

The Joe Rogan Experience
What do you think about big game hunters?
Like the people who go to Africa?
Africa is a very complicated situation.
Yeah.
Because Africa has more wild game right now than any time over the last few
decades.
And the reason why they have that is because they made it very valuable.
So these people set up these large wild game camps
and people from all over the world come there and they pay a lot of money and
they hunt.
And they can hunt anything. Wildebeest, giraffes.
They can't take it with them, right?
They can't bring it back with them.
And they can eat the meat while they're there and they'll donate the meat to
the villages,
which they very much appreciate.
My friends have been over there and said it is actually a very nice feeling.
But what about like lions? They don't do that.
Nope, they don't eat the lions. No. Lions is just...
It's just like to say you hunted a lion, the thrill of hunting a lion.
And then there's the conservation aspect of it.
They do have to kill a certain amount of lions.
They have a population control that they do.
So like when they...
Remember when Cecil the lion got killed and everybody freaked out?
They shut down lion hunting and then they had a surplus of lions.
And then lions were killing too much antelope and undulates.
So then they had to send in hunters, like professional killers, to kill the
lions.
Do you remember this movie that Kurt Douglas was in?
Yeah.
The Ghost in the Darkness.
So come to find out, that's a true story.
Yes.
And they did the thing on the lions and one of the lions, he had an injury.
He had hurt his jaw, his tooth or something, like a real bad...
Like a bullet hole?
No.
Oh.
Like biting something big.
He broke a tooth.
And so that's why he was hunting humans because...
It's easy.
Yeah, easier.
It's like eating cotton candy as opposed to that.
Right, eat the rhino.
The other one was fine, but I guess that was like, alright man, you're on this
special diet.
I'm on it with you, son.
You know what I'm saying?
Let's go get these motherfuckers in.
Well, once you eat us, it's probably so easy.
Yeah.
If we don't taste absolutely terrible...
Yeah.
The lion pair was said to have killed 135 people.
Boom.
Holy shit.
1898.
And tell them why his...
Because one of them had...
Yeah, right there.
So his little lion breath probably stunk like shit.
Bunk.
It said the Sabo man-eaters are the most widely studied man-eating pantherine
cats.
Given their behavior of hunting humans as a pair as well as dental injuries
reported in
one of the lions, a cause commonly attributed to big cats turning to humans as
prey.
And these dudes was weird too because they didn't have mane.
They were both males.
Oh, like that?
Is that what they looked like?
Yeah.
Wow.
How come they didn't have manes?
Yeah.
So they were equivalent of a guy with a big butt.
Duh!
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
Like...
But why didn't they have manes?
I don't know.
That's so strange.
Yeah.
These two dudes was...
The poster boys were strange.
Does it say anything about why they didn't have manes?
Yeah.
That's so fascinating.
Yeah.
No manes and his breath.
I thought they all...
All the males had manes.
And these two dudes...
So they were already outcast.
No manes.
Bad breath.
Yeah.
They got nothing.
They went out to a railroad track and eat some dudes.
Imagine, you know, you're spending your whole life trying to kill a zebra.
They're fast as fuck.
You gotta sneak up on them.
You gotta get them.
And then you find these people like, "Oh, Jesus!"
Yeah.
They can't even run.
All stumbling over their own feet.
They're wearing shoes.
You just take them out.
And like, "Oh my God, this is so much easier.
We can get fat."
Yeah.
And no work.
Didn't have to run.
No work.
Just like...
They can't even see at night.
Yes.
These morons.
And they were all railroad workers or something like that.
Yeah.
You just wait until someone has to piss.
Yeah.
Savo males look different as well.
The most vigorous Serengeti males sport large manes while the Savo they have
short, thin
manes or none at all.
It's all about water, Patterson says.
Savo is hotter and drier than the Serengeti and a male with a heavy mane would
squander his daily
water allowance by simply panting under a bush with none despair for patrolling
his territory,
hunting or finding mates.
Oh, wow.
That's why they was rocking ball heads.
That's wild.
I did not know that.
So are there lions like that right now that are there?
See if you can find like male lions out there with no manes.
Wow.
Yeah.
That's interesting.
I didn't know that existed.
Thank you.