Name: Tony Woods' Possible Encounter with Bigfoot
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tony Woods' Possible Encounter with Bigfoot' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-07-20. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tony Woods' Possible Encounter with Bigfoot' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-07-20. Transcript available.

The Joe Rogan Experience
On that show, I tell a joke about Bigfoot.
I never saw Bigfoot, but we were on training.
You do these training where you go make maps and all this shit.
And we heard him.
You heard Bigfoot?
Heard Bigfoot, I heard him.
What's it sound like?
I can still do that.
He does that.
But everything you see on them stupid TV shows, that happened.
He threw a rock, all the animals started running.
And the Marine, because he's the guy who knows where the markers are,
but we didn't know where the markers were.
He's the one who says, "Hey, we're out of the perimeter.
Have you guys ever heard of Bigfoot, blah, blah, blah."
He was Native American.
But he just said that.
Where were you guys? What state?
Like Nova Scotia.
Nova Scotia.
Where they do cold weather training.
And you have to make your own map.
You sure they weren't fucking with you?
I'm pretty sure.
Who threw that rock?
Somebody that was fucking with you?
No.
I don't know.
Nobody fucking with the animals too.
All the animals ran too.
Remember how you said they know how to get away?
All these fuckers just, they just did a little mass exodus.
And it's an old--
I'm very skeptical of Bigfoot.
I've never seen him.
But I never heard nothing like that either.
So what, if you had a, did it sound like a--
It just sounded, it was a--
What was it similar to?
You ever hear Luther Vandross sing live?
No.
Oh my God.
Like when you hear him on the record, it's one thing.
But when you hear him live, he's like, ooh.
Like that.
He didn't sound like that.
But it was the same--
Power.
Power.
Like hair on the back of your neck.
Kind of, what the fuck?
Well, you know, bears do that sometimes.
Yeah.
Bears, especially when--
What time of the year was it?
It was winter.
Winter.
Because you listen to the wind.
It's like, it sounds like a train coming.
You have to determine where the wind is coming from.
And like get, like on a tree or something.
Because a lot of the icicles are coming like darts.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
Jesus.
And that night, we were joking.
I was joking around about it and everything.
And one of the officers says, you know, this is a facility and, you know, we
don't--
I heard you're a comedian.
We don't make-- Basically, you can't go on stage and go, hey, guess where I was
at?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I just-- I was just-- in the joke, I'm just camping and we--
Oh, I see.
Yeah.
But there's nobody's in the military.
But we-- and in the joke, I actually do see Bigfoot.
It's out fighting people.
So tell me-- so how did it happen?
What was going on?
What were the circumstances?
Lay it out for me.
Okay.
You have-- you get-- 'cause it's cold and it's raining.
And so we're like in a little circle.
And it's kind of raining, kind of sleeping.
And we're talking about, you know, we're gonna do this and do that.
'Cause we're comparing shit and everybody's fucking up.
We found our third marker first.
Like, and it's supposed to be like a two or three day thing, right?
And the good teams, like, you do it in the classroom for a couple days.
And then a team goes out, a team come back, a team goes out.
And some of the guys who weren't as good as us in the classroom
were coming right back in two days.
They just spent the night.
Spent one night and came back.
Shit, man.
We was on our third day, dawg.
And then our first marker was the third marker.
But he couldn't help us.
But then after we heard that, he's like, look.
You guys fucked up.
'Cause we all--
So how long did it take in total?
We left right after that, dawg.
He told us--
He didn't want to be there the morning.
We wanted to be there.
Yeah!
So, yeah.
It's a lot of fudging going on.
Oh, okay.
So you said, yeah, good enough.
It's good enough, yeah.
So you guys were out there and explained to me what happened
and who was telling you that it's Bigfoot.
Well, we all heard it.
Right.
Everybody's like, what the fuck?
And then everything's running.
Deer.
Everything's just, like, scurrying.
But we heard the...
You know how you throw a stick through the branches?
Uh-huh.
It's just like a big something.
Just flew through the trees.
And then that's when he's--
He's kind of, you know.
Of course, we're like, fuck out of here.
Right.
But it was just too weird to...
And then he was like, yeah, you guys missed your other markers.
I might know where they are.
So we just kind of went and got on our markers
and went back to the base.
Because we're out, dude.
We're out like 20 miles.
Out.
You have to make it--
Out there with Bigfoot.
Well, I wasn't really worried about Bigfoot
because according to that dude, Bigfoot don't bother you.
I was worried about the other animals.
So that dude's seen Bigfoot before?
I don't know if he's seen him before.
But he just said he don't--
He just lets you know when you've gone too far in the woods.
Really?
Like, nobody ever says--
I wanna believe this.
Nobody ever says that he grabs you and do nothing.
He just does warning things.
Just like on those stupid TV shows.
You ever watch those shows?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
We think we heard the Sasquatch.
Yeah.
That's been the least successful, successful show ever.
Yes.
They've been trying to find Bigfoot for like eight seasons.
Still on?
I've spent a whole day on the road.
Like if I'm in my hotel, I've spent the whole day--
Oh, shit, they about to get up.
Oh, shit.
Like, oh my god.
Yeah, me too.
And then I'm like, it's five o'clock.
They got me again.
They're like, fuck, I gotta go get something to eat.
I, you know.
Yeah, that's not-- those aren't so successful.
Yeah.
I mean, the best they get is like a sound.
Yeah, that's it.
Yeah, that's it.
That's all I got.
But those people's reality shows, man, they're not really reality.
They fuck around.
They fuck around with editing.
You know, I was on one of those.
What, did you do the naked one?
A naked one?
The naked one.
Naked and confused?
Yeah.
No, naked and-- what's it called?
Afraid?
Naked and afraid.
Yeah, I did with you.
Man, you know how about-- I had a uniform on and we all got bugs.
Yeah, naked.
Oh, boy.
Oh, my god.
The suffering.
Yeah.
Also, I don't know if they-- look at-- how bad can you get fucked up and how
quickly can they get you to a hospital?
Yeah.