Name: Schaub on Bryan Callen Trying to Get Him to Fight Derrick Lewis in Bareknuckle MMA
Uploaded: 2023-08-06T14:35:56.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Schaub on Bryan Callen Trying to Get Him to Fight Derrick Lewis in Bareknuckle MMA' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-06. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Schaub on Bryan Callen Trying to Get Him to Fight Derrick Lewis in Bareknuckle MMA' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-06. Transcript available.

the Joe Rogan experience if Brian was here he would be betting yeah we'd get
him to bet on something stupid yeah I'll take his money how much does he owe
you how we lost count man but you must be up like considerably right for sure
yeah but I'll take the dogs and but then recently he's trying to he's trying to
get me to take a fight and then even called my manager I was like hey hey
bud are you out of your fucking mind he was talking about on the podcast so he
serious he is serious about you start off as a joke when Jorge came on and
where he's like well we went off you if I'm like you it's not happening dude no
we're just joking around I was like I'll fight another comedian I'll fight
Louis
C.K. or Tim Dillon like joking around and he's like no he's like Derek Lewis a
free
agent Brian's like oh Derek was I'm like I'm not are you out of your fucking
bare
knuckles their closing any fucking mind crazy then they threw out another name
like I could beat that guy tonight my shorts and then afterwards the money
throw it around is insane dude how's he gonna do it how's he getting so much
money they have big-time funders the money's stoop I'll tell you I feel you're
talking multiple seven figures I was like and is it I guess for for my ego I'm
like
damn it's cool you think I'm worth that definitely not but you know it's great
you
guys you know it's a compliment but Brian's out of his fucking mind I'm like
do you have any idea I'd have to hope everything I'm doing yeah get in the camp
for four months just to get in that fight shape and then it's not like I'm
fighting UFC which I'm used to which is ten years ago bro you're talking bare
knuckle
MMA and they want to do in Denver where they allow head stomps against Derrick
Lewis I love it's time yeah are you out of your fuck wait a minute this is bare
knuckle MMA yes I like that do they allow soccer kicks I don't know I think so
man
if you could head stomp a guy both of those come up both those come up a lot
soccer kicks head stomps and if they go knees to the head on the ground that's
a
game changer that's the trifecta like the biggest game changer the biggest game
changer headbutts is one too because headbutts are legal the guard changes oh
headbutts are legal this is your guard go watch any old valetudo for sure
overhook here and you're like this protecting your head that was the stance
they also you're like always but you're that's how you fight so our core was
the
master of that remember then when they outlawed headbutts it changed then you
could open up a little bit but when they outlawed elbows to the back of the
head
that changed everything because there was a time where I'm like why even get
good at
rear naked chokes as soon as they get the back you see like henzo did it I
remember John was so did you get the back you throw three elbows they everybody
taps you don't even need to develop any kind of skilled to choke someone out
those
elbows in the back of the head once they once they took that shit out it
changed a
lot but change like is that is such a vulnerable place you got a guy riding
you're back insane and he can he can you don't even see him yeah he's behind
you
yeah I think that's how the henzo Gracie uh Ben spikers yes he got his back and
he
just started dropping bows on the back of his head and they remember he stepped
on his
neck when he stepped off yeah apparently the guy was talking a lot of shit and
the
guy kept calling them in his hotel like all throughout all hours of the night
so he
wouldn't get any sleep yeah yeah some fans yeah which fight it was but they
pulled the
fire alarm I'm like you're waking up my opponent to you dumbass he's in Toronto
I
think well but Brian's out of his mind regardless yeah I don't know why he
would
try to get you to do that unless he's getting a piece of it he's trying to get
a piece of that agent
piece yeah do you have a fucking secret conversation with he might have without
me knowing good job we'll give you $20,000