Name: Eddie Bravo's Intense Story About Almost Getting Robbed
Uploaded: 2023-08-06T14:36:05.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Eddie Bravo's Intense Story About Almost Getting Robbed' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-06. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Eddie Bravo's Intense Story About Almost Getting Robbed' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-06. Transcript available.

The Joe Rogan Experience
Dude I almost got robbed dude, they set me up dude
Recently?
Recently?
Like about a year ago, did I even tell you about that?
No
Yeah dog
In LA?
Right there off the 405, that chevron on the 405 in Santa Monica dog
I almost got fucking, I almost got killed
I was, I never get gas like late
Cause like you're a sitting duck at a gas station
Yeah
You're a sitting duck
Yeah
If someone's waiting for you, they're gonna get you
And I never get gas later night
It's fucking dangerous, especially the last couple years
And this was about a year and a half ago or something
And I get in my car, we're jamming, like after class
We always jam, like the whole front area
The whole front of my school, we closed during this pandemic, we never opened
it
You have to come through the back, it's hard to find my school
We're a private gym, I don't want anybody walking in
So the whole front area, I got a piano in there, we got guitars and we just jammed
We were jamming all night, now it's fucking like 12:30
Time to go home
I turn on my truck and it's fucking empty
I'm like god damn it
You don't want to get gas in downtown at midnight
Fuck no
So I'm like, how far am I gonna make it?
So I get on the 10 and I'm going west on the 10
And I'm gonna go up the 405
I'm like, am I gonna make it?
Am I gonna make it?
And then I got north on the 405, the light's on
I'm like, fuck it, let me just get off on Santa Monica
Got off on Santa Monica
And then you make a left and you go under the freeway
The Chevron's on the right
Yeah, I know where that one is
And I'm pulling up to it
The gas station main part is closed, but the pumps are still open
But you can tell it's closed
And I pull up and I drive in and I see two dudes with hoodies on
Holding like bags like 20 yards away from me as I pull in
As I'm pulling in and you know, you know when you get
You know when you when you get a new car
It takes you forever to figure out how to lock the door
When you come in you're like turn the key and then boom
It takes you a while like you had a rental car
But after you have a car for like five years
You're just like
Right
You know what I mean?
You're getting
Right
You know what I mean?
But at first it's like you're trying to learn that shit
And how to lock it and all that
So I always practice when I get in my car
I always as soon as I shut the door lock
As soon as I shut the door lock
But when you have a new car you have
It takes a couple seconds until it becomes muscle memory
But I had my truck dude I got that shit down
So I get I drive up and I'm looking at these two guys
Facing away from me with a hoodie on and they go
They're just standing there walking in like the gas station that's closed
And away from me I'm like
What then I'm like I'm just sitting there and I park
I'm like fuck it
Okay, I'm gonna put gas
I open the door
And as soon as I open the door and I walk out
This dude pops up
Boom
Right in front of my car and starts walking
He's got a mask on
He comes up right in front of my truck
Dude, I jumped in and we're
Drove away and he goes
I'm gonna wash your windows man
And I'm like fuck you
And I drove away dog
And dude, if they would have just waited
Until I started pumping
Because I was keeping my eyes on the two guys over there
I was keeping my eyes on
I was gonna come out and pump
And just and then this dude right in front of my truck pops up
Boom
And he comes around
Dude, I jumped in dude
Boom
Bam
Drove away
And he had a mask on and he said
It's gonna wash your windows
I'm like where's your fucking squeegee?
You don't got no squeegee?
Dude and I drove away and I barely made it to another gas station
Up on like a moraga or whatever
Yeah
Like by sunset
Yeah, yeah
Dude, they almost had me dog
They almost fucking had me
Jesus
You should never ever drive at night
You know what?
Then I wondered
Dude, I didn't sleep that night
I didn't sleep that night
And I'm like
And I swear to God
I felt like
Okay, I have a purpose in life
Cause I should have been dead right there