Name: Eddie Bravo's Thoughts on the New UFO Whistleblower
Uploaded: 2023-08-06T14:36:22.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Eddie Bravo's Thoughts on the New UFO Whistleblower' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-06. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Eddie Bravo's Thoughts on the New UFO Whistleblower' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-06. Transcript available.

- The Joe Rogan Experience.
- I wanna hear more conspiracies, Eddie.
Let's go. - That's what I'm saying.
- I like Eddie a little half in the bag, son.
- Fuck the submarine, Don.
- You're not in the Hunter Biden stuff, though?
What's up with that? - No, the Hunter Biden stuff
is interesting. - What about the UFOs?
- UFOs, it's Project Blooping Dog.
- We used to be all in on UFOs, remember back in the day?
- Dude, are you kidding? I was the UFO.
- Dude, I was the UFO.
- Is there ice in there?
- No. - Yeah.
- No, there's not. - Oh, good.
- We don't have any ice.
- Those ball ices are awesome.
- Get some more ice?
- Can we get some more ice?
We'll get some more ice.
- I got more whiskey here.
- Do you remember when you and I first got into
Zachariah Sitchin?
- Hell yeah.
- Yeah, we were convinced.
- Hell yeah.
- The Anunnaki.
- You know how I got into it?
You know, I remember how we got into it,
'cause remember Gina, the girl I used to make music with?
- Yes. - She was like, you know,
she was, you know, had some party,
and we were working on some music.
She goes, "Last night this guy told me about,
there's this guy who wrote about some transcripts,
or something like that."
And he said, he was telling me that we're created by aliens
to mine gold.
And I remember like, "What?"
She goes, "Yeah," he was telling me about this.
I go, "What's his name?"
His name was like, "Jody."
'Cause my friend Jody was telling me about this guy.
And I'm like, "Can you call him?
Call him up."
And 'cause it made sense to me.
Like, "Wait a minute.
We were created as slaves to mine gold for this other planet?"
I was all balls deep in the UFOs.
So I called this motherfucker.
I go, "Do you remember what you were telling Gina?"
He goes, "Yeah, there's this guy named Zachariah Sitchin.
Look him up.
He wrote a book called "The Twelfth Planet."
And I'm like, "Okay."
So boom, got into it.
I'm like, "Oh shit."
Dude, I believe that shit.
They got me hook, line, and sinker, man.
But yeah, you know.
- So Eddie, do you think that they,
do you believe that whistleblower,
like he's actually seeing the UFOs?
- I believe a lot of the people that see UFOs
really believe they see it.
They just get set up.
I think they're just set up.
- But they're not seeing UFOs.
They're seeing like maybe a drone.
- Exactly, holograms, drones, some high-level shit.
They're pushing it so hard, it's so obvious.
It's so fucking obvious.
- That's what's weird is that they're pushing it.
- It's so obvious.
- When it goes mainstream, I'm like,
"What's going on here?"
- No, dude, come on, dog.
And then at the same time,
the Biden crime family shit's coming out, dog.
All that shit where they said Rudy Giuliani
was fucking crazy.
He's a crackpot.
Two, three years ago,
they made him look like a fucking crackpot.
And all he was doing was,
"I got the laptop right here.
We got it all right here."
And the scariest part was
was they got 51 intelligence officers to sign off on it.
- Oh, that's crazy.
- How scary is that?
- Dude, scary.
- Scary.
- You had 51 guys, bullshit?
- Yeah.
- Oh my God.
- When they knew.
- Scary.
- They knew that it was legit in 2019.
- Yeah.
- Dude, scary.
That's scary shit.
- That's crazy.
- Have you looked up the laptop shit?
- What's scary is no one is facing any repercussions.
- Zero.
He got a slap on the wrist.
- What about all those guys?
- Not just him.
I'm talking about the people who told everyone that it was Russian.
- Oh, they suffered no consequences.
- And you know what?
They stick with it though,
because they're saying that the justice system is corrupt by saying that it's
not.
- Yeah.
- They go, "Oh, they're lying."
So it's just a lot of confusion.
- Thank you, Jamie.
- Dude, I went to the website where they released all his pictures and shit.
That boy, a wild boy.
He looks like a good time, I gotta be honest.
- Can I have the ball one?
Can I have the ball ice?
- I'll get some more.
- That is ball ice, no?
- That's not ball ice.
- Yeah, you got it.
- I want the ball ice.
- I want the ball too, but I love you.
- Thank you.
- And you're talking conspiracies.
- I owe you.
- I owe you.
- I know you, conspiracy is the best in the world.
- Dude, I'm keeping my mouth shut, dog.
When 51 intelligence officers say it's Russian disinformation when it's not
and they knew it.
Scary.
What kind of country are we living in?
And all the shit they're throwing at Trump.
They're trying to get rid of that motherfucker, dude.
- Good luck.
I just want to say real clear, you are not keeping your mouth shut.
- What the fuck is that?
- I'm keeping my mouth shut.
It's just fucking rattled up.
- No, no, I'm just saying what's already out there.
- Scary.
- Fuck you, bro.
- Dude, I'm just saying what's already out there, dog.
You know what I mean?
I'm not trying to get fucking killed.
I'm good.
I got pretty good.
- Let me get some of that, Joe.
Let me...
- Shout out to a Bodega cat.
- Isn't that crazy, dude?
- Balcones, Texas.
- Dude, they could've got...
They could've got ten...
- Hot steel bourbon.
- Dude, they could've got ten guys to sign off on, and that would've been a lot.
- A lot.
- They went 50, 'cause they know.
They know if they get 50, it's gonna be no doubt.
Everyone's gonna believe that shit, right?
- Hmm.
- And they stick with it, even today.
The mainstream media, they still stick with it.
- Let me ask you this.
Why do they still keep singing the national anthem in a boxing fight?
'Cause that shit takes so much time.