Name: Joe Rogan Experience #2019 - Tim Dillon
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #2019 - Tim Dillon' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-10. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #2019 - Tim Dillon' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-10. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #2019 - Tim Dillon

Hey Tim Joe Rogan, thank you. What's up my brother? Always good to see you.
Good to be here. You escaped from LA before the massive strike
Yeah, well there was a I think it didn't affect flights as much as I thought
but it was a
11,000 city workers decided to strike and a lot of those are in but
Air traffic controllers are federal
But the baggage claims all screwed up. They canceled a bunch of stuff. I don't
know. It's 11,000 city workers
I don't know what they're what you know, it's I think it's a bunch of different
Groups of them that want stuff. Yeah, is there like specific demands like is it
pay increase?
Maybe they want to stop getting killed by the homeless
Maybe it's very reasonable
Maybe it has nothing to do with money and they're like we just want to stop
being like people flinging their
excrement at us while we're cleaning the park could be yeah, I don't know what
it is. I don't know what the
Demands are maybe they're scared. They're gonna be replaced by AI like the
actors and writers
They might be who know you know what the sketchiest thing that I saw about the
whole actor writer thing was that for background players
When people work on a film they wanted access to their image
Forever right so they would take you and make a digital version of you
Yeah, so if you're like a background guy instead of paying background people to
hang around in some crowd scene
They will now just fill it in with you
So the same background people which is like one of the nuttiest fucking like
fringe
theories of any
Catastrophe is that you have these these actors, right?
Like what do they call them catastrophe crisis crisis actors right right where
these people are hired by the federal government?
Yeah, they appear in like multiple different scenarios
Yeah, where they say that something happened to them and the shooter entered
into the building and yeah
Yeah, well, they're striking next the crisis actors. They're gonna go
I am worried that my likeness will be used at Sandy Hook in perpetuity without
my yeah, it's weird
It's weird because it doesn't seem like there's a way to
Prevent it, you know because digital use of your imagery. Well, everybody's
every
Business in the world is using AI, right? Yeah, you know these movies studios
and you know streamers spent a lot of money investing in
AI technology during the pandemic they a lot of in-house AI projects and you
know, I imagine that they're gonna
Utilize that technology to some degree. I agree though that it's creepy and it
will eliminate a lot of jobs
And if there's a way to stop them great, but is there?
There's no way there doesn't seem to be a way no that train is
Rolling and there's a lot of track in front of it and it has insane momentum
and you're not gonna put your hand out and stop it
Yeah, you might mitigate the effects maybe the government would pass like a
loss and listen you can't
Replace more than 10% of your workforce with AI over the next five years
I don't know if that would even be a feasible thing to do
But maybe they could do something like that like the problem is if you have a
business and the business can be better run by AI
Do you have a responsibility to hire human beings to do a lesser job?
Great question. It's a real good question. Great more and if you listen more
question like Drake songs
That they're coming out with AI so Eminem song that just came out with they're
good. Yeah, they're good
I was just having a conversation with Post Malone about it
Because you know Post uses like auto-tune, but he writes all his own songs
You know and he performs all his own songs and I think his fans
Want to know that's him singing the song they would probably still enjoy a fake
Post Malone song
But dude, I saw him live last night when you see these people singing along
with him
It's something really powerful man. Yeah, it's not just like a regular concert.
It they fucking
Love that dude. Well, look at the Taylor Swift thing, which I feel very left
out of because I'm the only person that has not seen it
And I don't I don't get it like she's clearly talented and God bless
I just don't have that thing where you're not a girl. That's the dudes are
there too. Yeah Dave Portnoy loves it
They all a lot of people love it and I don't get it and I just and I don't begrudge
anyone else getting it
It's just not but maybe if you go to one live you'll get it. Yeah, because it's
supposed to be a spectacular show
He sure like tons of dancers and visuals, right? Yeah, I just
Phenomenal I grew up listed people like Tina Turner and Janis Joplin. Yeah, so
to me, it's like Taylor Swift. It's different. It's different
That's what I'm gonna say. I don't want to be attacked. I don't want people
following me. It's just it's different
Just it's you know what I mean? It's like this is like the same thing about the
Barbie movie
Yeah, maybe it's not for you. That's right. And if it's not for you and you're
that's okay going and giving this
Gathing review of something that's clearly not for you, right? Look, I get it
if that's your business
You're in the culture war business. You're in the critique business. Yeah, you're
in the reaction video business, right? I get it
Right. I get it. But just as like a rational person. Yeah, like imagine being
mad that people like Taylor Swift
No, there's no anger. I would look I actually it like most cultural things. I
wish I got it
My life would be easier if I got like I would be more included
I'll be able to participate in conversations easier. Yeah, I want to be in
right all these things that people like that
I can't get into I want to be in the Barbie movies an interesting one
Yeah, because it is clearly a movie that's made for girls and everybody else
but also it's a Barbie movie
Barbie's appealed to girls. It's like saying commando was not just for guys,
right?
You know
There's a few people on the margins that will like it, right?
There's a few lesbians that go to see commando and they're very into it few gay
men really love Barbie
But the vast majority it is gender specific. Yes. Yeah, and there's like a
tremendous amount of outrage about that movie
And when I went to see it apparently people are upset at my reaction to it
Why did you so genuinely surprised I didn't want to be upset at the movie,
right?
Because it's just what they're mad about is talking about the patriarchy but
first of all, it's a fucking parody movie, right?
It's a movie about a doll who comes to life and you have a doll who lives in
that world where the doll is the most important thing
It's all right Barbie and Barbie's world
Of course the men would be superficial Ken is superficial, right? That's that's
the plot
That's the how else are you gonna make a Barbie movie where Barbie comes to
life?
I mean, it's a great juxtaposition like the seeing the difference between the
world of living human beings where men are running
Everything in the world of Barbie world where the Barbies are the Supreme Court
and they all wear bikinis on the Supreme Court
That's funny. It's funny. That's funny. It's a funny movie. Yeah, it's like I
just don't understand why people would get so upset at this movie
That's just not made for them. Well, cuz it's how they you said it. It's how
you make money. Yeah
So if that's how you make money
Yeah, it's like come on people well, there's I think there's an idea that
You know that everything that's out right now
There's political implications to everything everything and that's kind of
exhausting, right? It's tiring right figuring out if your yogurt is woke
Like going through your grocery going opening your refrigerator and going what's
woke is the mustard woke?
It's it's crazy. I think people are a little sick of it
And I think it's a little first of all the foods poison. Let's start there.
That should make more sense
It should be the the barbecue sauce is liquid sugar poison
Not does it want trans people, you know to fucking take their tits out at the
White House. It's food and it shouldn't you know
But it's it's a level of wild that you know
I don't think people were prepared for anything Bud Light made a little bit of
a mess, right? Yeah, they put Dylan Mulvaney
Out there and then I think people you know, we're kind of like what's going on
and then it just became a firestorm
And then like everything else is like contagion. Yeah, so it spreads now and
now it's like well
What is chick-fil-a doing? Are they doing stuff that they shouldn't be doing?
Yeah, it's kind of it's just it's getting
Conservatives are trying to find fake conservatives
Yes, like they're engaging in the same sort of behavioral that they accuse
liberals doing of these liberal witch hunts. Yes
They're doing it with conservatives like you could never be woke enough
You can never be conservative enough some of them like I want to call people
closet and like closet liberals or you know that term Rhino
Yeah, Republican in name. Oh, yeah, it's really or it's fat
The the tribal war between human beings that seemingly will always exist. It'll
never end. It's so fascinating how that mindset just takes new forms
You know and and has the same behavior that the thing that it hated decades
earlier like on the left like this
This want for war in Ukraine this trust in the military industrial complex in
Ukraine. Yeah, what happened to you guys?
Yeah, you guys are a totally different thing like no one's discussing every
argument made against rightly the Iraq war
Yeah, the Afghanistan war like what's the plan? Yes, we're gonna be in a quagmire
Yeah, you know the money would be better used at home all of those arguments
were used
You know at nauseam by people on the left and they were right and now if you
bring up any of those arguments about the Ukraine
You're called heartless. It's weird. You're called a Putin apologist. It's
weird. So it's weird
That's take on it was Trump right when he was doing that
What is her name? Caitlin Collins? Is that what her name is the journalist that
was?
Asking him and she was kind of like trying to say in a gotcha way, right?
Who do you want to you want were you crane to win this war and he said I just
want people to stop dying and
That is somehow controversial. Yeah, and that's because it's coming from him
right anything that he says no matter how logical it is
people are going to
Attack 100% and and that was a very logical statement. I just want people to
stop dying by the way
That's the appropriate response to truly really every war out there
Yeah, is that there's been no war that really hasn't been won with some type of
agreement treaty
Compromise right most wars
Have some type of endgame where you can go. Okay, we had a split up territory
We got to start a provisional government whatever it is now. This might be more
difficult to do that
But at the end of the day
Unending conflict only hurts the people in those countries fighting the wars
and becoming victims of the wars
They don't hurt the people here making a lot of money. It's just so sketchy
whenever money gets involved
Yes, whenever you're realizing that people have an incentive to keep this
rolling to the tune of who knows how many billions of dollars so far
How much has been spent on that war so far? Oh my god?
I mean, it's over a trillion probably you know we spent a lot of my well
What got me interested what was why I started to read about it and you know was
like overnight?
overnight
the worst people in the world were were absolutely in love with the Ukraine
like the people that you know again the pro-iraq war pro Guantanamo Bay
Pro torture pro, you know preemptive war. They all were like very much across
the board
The idea that we have to support the Ukraine for as long as it takes and give
them whatever it takes and I felt like that was
Crazy because we've seen that in the past you bite us in the ass a lot of
different places
And they all I mean these are like the worst people in the way the people of
Beverly Hills who are like make valets cry
We're like get my f