Name: Tim Dillon's Take on the Lizzo Accusations
Uploaded: 2023-08-10T17:29:54.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tim Dillon's Take on the Lizzo Accusations' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-10. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tim Dillon's Take on the Lizzo Accusations' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-10. Transcript available.

The Joe Rogan experience and that's how they've done it throughout history,
right?
I mean, that's what they did when they got rid of JFK. That's what Lizzo should
have done with those bitches
But those bitches who turned on her because she was trying to help them
First of all that that's not even a car like you don't get to be a fat backup
dancer. That doesn't exist
It's not real Lizzo made that category of person. She made it and then they
turned on her. That's crazy
She made she what is she accused of?
Fat shaming them making them rehearse making them stand up
That's what their version of fat shaming is making them stand up and walk onto
the stage
making them rehearse taking them to a sex club in Amsterdam where
the performers are shooting
bananas out of their pussies because this is what happens and
Lizzo's like forcing them to touch the nude performers and force one of them to
eat a banana
It came out of the vagina of a sex
Work a performer dancer in the sex club
Lizzo makes the girl she's like eat the banana eat the banana and then the girl
gets really angry at that but supposedly
Lizzo was just abusing her power
This is what they're all saying
Mmm, but I don't know if I buy that. I think it's bitter people maybe that are
Angry because they all look like Lizzo. This is what's gonna drive them nuts.
They look exactly like her and
She's worth 40 million and they're probably getting paid shit
So they're in the background every night
Dancing and it ain't easy. It's fun to be on that TV show that she had
But then you have to do it every night
They're icing their joints
You know, it's hard they're in the trailer
It's fucking tough Lizzo had to start getting on some of them going like you
got to tone it down
You know, it's becoming a problem. You know the weight is becoming a problem
And then then Lizzo's response was she's like I would never fire any of them
because their weight
It's like what a weird statement. They're dancers. How fat can they get?
How fucking big can they get if I wanted to be a dancer for Taylor Swift and
she came up to me when you're too fat to do this
I'd go that makes sense and I believe with some dignity, but these women Lizzo
has them on stage
She has them dancing and then all of a sudden, you know, she's abusing or
making them do weird shit and
They all are now suing her and her streaming has slowed down big time
The ads, you know how it is a big cancellation. So did she?
So this show were these girls dancers before they got on her show? No, because
girl can't be a dancer at a certain
Let's just be very honest here
They're not eat the at the ballet. You know how the ballerinas are on the tippy
toes. Yeah, that's not happening
These women it's a fetish dancing. Yeah, it's a these are larger women
Okay, and I don't mean like I had a cheesecake. I mean like these are big big
big ladies and
They're dancing because Lizzo's whole thing Liz was like I'm not getting enough
attention. Just being the fatty up front
I want everyone on stage to be fat so I can get more praise
Because the media will be like not only is she fat everyone's fat the whole
stage looks like shit. How good of a person is she?
That's what they want. I think that's what she wanted. She wanted it wasn't
enough that it was her
It had to be everybody and that's what bitter in the ass
But the question maybe these gals how often did they have to dance?
Was it like every night like how is that show?
Was it a once a week show? Well, I don't know but they're on tour. So you'd
figure when you're on it you're on tour
Okay, so they're doing regular shows regular show. No, this is my question when
you're a big girl and you're not exercising
Yeah, then all sudden someone hires you for a dance show because they want big
girls
Right, and then you have to do that kind of shit every day. It's tough your
body's not prepared for that your joints are weak very hard like
You could get really fucked up doing it's like asking someone to go into like
some crazy
Cardiovascular work, right? That's it. And they get bad at Lizzo because Lizzo
doesn't have to do anything
She just pulls out the flute. Can I see what it looked like?
Can you show me what that show was like? Can you show us the big girls here
come the big girls is the show?
But I think they're also angry at Lizzo because they're like we're dancing and
rehearsing. She doesn't have to rehearse
Lizzo just kind of walks out on stage and sings her songs and does a little but
then pulls out the flute
These girls have to like dance through the whole thing. So it's difficult. It's
hard. It sounds hard. It's not easy
It's hard for a dancer. Here we go
Okay, so there's Lizzo. It's on Amazon Prime Video
I'm looking for dancers to join me on my tour girls that look like me don't get
representation
Time to pull up my sleeves and find them myself
We think and we pretty and we know what we've got. It's the battle of the big
girls
You could tell how badly this was gonna go by the way
What do we have in store?
This is the fun part
I was always doubting myself
And I feel like that has been tantrum mental and how I approach dance
I'm realizing that I do deserve a spot on that stage
It's hard to love yourself in a world that doesn't love you back
You were created especially in your image for you to enjoy
You don't have to be light-skinned
You don't have to be skinny
You're just beautiful the way you are
I need to challenge myself and step outside my comfort zone
Now I'm going into competition
Some people are not at the same level that I am
I'ma call you Lil Seth
He's trying to demean me
He's not understanding how to read the room
You might not make it into the show
So what was that one that we just passed through?
There was one that like
Was that a transgender person?
Yes, I believe that is a transgender person
Yeah, even in like a quick glance
Yes, it was a quick
That wasn't
I'll say they didn't do a great job
At the
You know, fully going to the other gender there
You know what I mean?
They kind of stopped
And that's fine
Everyone does a great job all the time at everything
I don't know about anybody
I brought my car in to get washed
And it comes out and you go
And that's kind of what that was
But
So the show is basically
She's hiring these girls
These girls
Listen
And then they're going on tour together
I've had drug addictions
I've had eating things
Like
When you are not in a good mental state
Which is
A lot of the reason people act out
With different things, right?
With substances
With food
With whatever
You know
And you know
Listen
If you have people
That are emotionally
That have issues
You know
And Lizzo might have them as well
It's a toxic soup of
Maybe that becomes a problem
On tour
Yeah
Everybody
The idea of a judge
Having to adjudicate this to me
Is the funniest thing I've ever
The idea of a judge in a room
Having to go
Who called who fat
Looking Lizzo's on one side
And then the dance
And he's like
Staring at everybody going
Wait, who's who?
Who's what?
Who's fat?
Like it's crazy
But you know
It's unfortunate
Because you know
They're coming for her career
Yeah
They're coming for her career
Big time
The show itself seems like
It would be a health risk
Oh it is
It seems like it would be
Right?
It is
To force people to work out
Yes
Part of the lawsuit
Has to do with the recording
That one of the dancers made
And I'm reading this article
And I'm reading this article
This sounds
It's interesting
If you guys would want to read it
Okay
It's pretty fun
The suit also describes
An alleged meeting with dancers
On April 27th
In which Lizzo repeatedly referenced
Williams' termination
Allegedly telling her that she had
Quote eyes and ears everywhere
Davis recorded this meeting
Because she suffers from an eye condition
That can make her
Quote disoriented
In stressful situations
According to the suit
Days later
Lizzo allegedly held
An emergency meeting
Where she discovered
That the previous meeting
Had been recorded
The suit says
She became furious
Hurling expletives at the group
And stating that she was going to
Go around the room
Person by person
Until somebody told Lizzo
Who made the recording
According to the lawsuit
The suit says
Davis confirmed
That she had recorded the meeting
Allegedly told Lizzo
That she hadn't meant any harm
And had deleted the video
Lizzo allegedly responded
There is nothing you can say
To make me believe you
So it's kind of like
Like mafia shit
Alright
They got
Well someone did
Here's what I want to know
When it says
Became furious
Hurling expletives at the group
And stated that she was going to
Go around the room
Person by person
Until someone told Lizzo
Who was making
Who made the recording
God I hope she
Refers to herself
In the third turn
Yes
Third person
Somebody better tell Lizzo
I hope that's how she says it
That would be amazing
If she said
Someone better tell Lizzo
Yeah
I mean she brought
All these women on tour
Probably to
Abuse them
You know
I don't think they thought it through
That's what I'm saying
When you have a bunch of
Fatty boom baddies
Yeah
On the tour
She's probably
Having a little fun
Going girls
You know
She's probably
Eat some pussy
Eat some pussy out of banana
Eat the pussy banana
And also bitch do it
Because where else are you going to dance
Right
You're not getting hired anywhere else
Like unfortunately
Or fortunately
You're not working
Right
So you were given
So you were given this really weird
Unique opportunity
That only exists with this one woman
Yeah
It doesn't exist anywhere else
So you know
This is like not to body shame anybody
But there's been a weird shift
Yes
And just the way society looks at these things
Yes
Because it used to be
That women that were representing clothes and things
Had ideal shapes
Yes
Like that's what they used for advertisement
Right
And then something changed
And they decided to
Well society used to really
Prioritize people who could breathe on their own
And then that
And I
And listen
Listen
As a person
I've struggled with my weight
But I know that
Fat is not good
Eating the wrong thing isn't good
We shouldn't turn it into good
Right
It's crazy to turn it into good
That's a horrible idea