Name: Shane Gillis Tells His Dublin Bar Fight Story
Uploaded: 2023-09-05T18:55:15.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Shane Gillis Tells His Dublin Bar Fight Story' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-09-05. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Shane Gillis Tells His Dublin Bar Fight Story' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-09-05. Transcript available.

the Joe Rogan experience I got a good story for you yeah we got a story it's
very funny so I was at Notre Dame or Notre Dame Navy this last week in Dublin
yeah hunchback yeah I am a fucking hunchback that's why it worked you just
got back from England from Ireland yeah and anyway the first night we're down
there we did a show Thursday they were down there might I brought my father
which was very funny to see alright so this guy comes down Phil's down there we
go to this bar with Brady Quinn he's of one of the Notre Dame all-time legends
J-Mo knows him I know him you know Brady Quinn he's Dublin Ohio boy yeah let's
go
hell yeah but Buckeye we're at this bar we're drinking after the show this
fucking Irish kid shows up he is Conor McGregor skin tight pants fucking button
down no offense to him coked out of his mind sure you've never seen this high
in
in your life so he's like we're sitting there drinking he swipes all the beers
off
the corner of the bar reaches over Brady Quinn shoulder and is to me he's like
big
fucking fan man and I was like oh thanks man and Brady Quinn just gave one of
these
he's like fucking who the fuck is this guy cool this guy's crazy yeah and when
he did that he bumped
him a little and the guy immediately was like you don't fucking boom he started
fucking doing his
whole UFC thing so he's spazzing we all have to break it up we have to break up
this fight for
20 fucking minutes jesus I turn around my father is back there going
he's ready to go he's ready to go Phil Phil what the fuck are you gonna do all
right Phil Phil tried to fight him
too hell yeah if Phil would have died defending Brady Quinn in Dublin oh I'd be
a hero Vikings death that is how
my dad should go totally I mean that's legend anyway yeah so we break this
fight up the guy's a fan he's
like yeah let's do a fucking Jager bomb let's have a fucking let's take it easy
man I was like all right
I'll do it Jager but we fucking we get shitfaced this guy's on a coke rant for
like 15 minutes of
just straight like nah fucking nah nah but he's he's a damn Brady Quinn rule he's
the man so he's a handsome
dude this guy's full UFC he's genuinely an MMA guy he trains with McGregor yeah
oh really allegedly
he was on cocaine he might have been fabricating sure it's Patty Pimble but you
know how these guys go
he just shadow boxes the whole time you're talking to him and he's like yeah
fucking body shot body shot
liver liver bang straight to your fucking face this guy sounds like a nightmare
he was right hell
and you can't you can't move you can't like flinch to the body because then you'll
literally get
punched in the fucking face yeah yeah and then we're like oh we're gonna get
killed and he's like ah
you're a fucking Nate Diaz guy aren't you and I was like no way that's what
this is about this
guy's gonna beat my ass in Dublin for being a Nate Diaz guy right anyway
the the whole night the guy leaves everything's okay the next night get done
with the shows
Brady's in the green room we're all hanging out we're having a good time that
fucking Irish guy
just walks straight into the green room what what of the theater yeah what
Brady Quinn looks at me like
what's what why would you invite this guy I was like dude I did not invite this
fucking guy he walks in he's like ah yeah you're fucking crazy I was like dude
this is the whole time he's just he's still shadow boxing still bothering
everybody in a good way though this time at this point it's fun yeah he's
bothering everybody we start walking we start going to a bar he's like ah we go
to this fucking bar I'm like dude all the bars in Dublin close at midnight yeah
he's like nah this is Dublin this isn't fucking gay New York the
the bar stay open every bar we go to is closed
I'm like dude Dublin sucks New York rules he's like you know we don't have in
Dublin fucking pronouns
the next three people that walk by us are gay interracial couples holding hands
I was like Dublin's gay
we finally get to a bar this guy by the whole time all he's been doing is
trying to fight everybody we get to a bar we start to get to this bar and he
kinda is like ah let's go to that bar you're a full
legend at that bar let's go to that one not this one I'm like let's go we're
going to this one so we go into the bar as soon as we start walking in a bouncer
just a bald fat bouncer walks out and is like
you
this is how cool this fucking guy was he gets his ass beat he's bloody split
open
he gets out of all five of them runs down the alley and then turns and looks at
all of them and goes
he squares up and runs off again it was like damn that guy ruled
Jesus he probably does that every weekend
that was the best guy I've ever met
that was in Dublin
he's like I fucking run Dublin man
we're gonna have some fucking drinks
you do Vickers street
yeah that's what I'm doing
Vickers street fucking rules
the Irish crowd is like they're dickheads
they yell out the whole time
they're having a good time though
the whole country is funny
the whole country is funny
the whole country is funny
I had my beer on a fucking speaker and it fell off
and they go nuts
yeah they go nuts
all you have to do is hit a fucking oop da rah
any time they're giving you an applause break go up the rah
what's that mean?
up the IRA
ohhhh
wow you're getting political in another country?
up the rah in Dublin's fun
yeah Dublin's fun