Name: What's Going on with Alien Abductions?
Uploaded: 2023-09-12T17:33:41.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'What's Going on with Alien Abductions?' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-09-12. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'What's Going on with Alien Abductions?' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-09-12. Transcript available.

- The Joe Rogan experience.
- Well, the scariest are aliens.
- 'Cause it's, yeah, Fear of the Unknown.
- Like, Alien 1 movie.
- Oh my God. - Alien 1 was like,
that to me is the scariest, scary movie ever.
That movie was terrifying.
- Is it Close Encounters of the Fourth Kind
that takes place in Alaska?
Where they combine the actual footage
of the woman's real therapy sessions and stuff.
- I don't know, I don't think I saw that one.
- Jamie, you know what I'm talking about?
- Close Encounters of the Fourth Kind?
- It's third or fourth kind.
Which one's the original movie?
- Third kind. - So this one's fourth kind.
I'm almost, I'm almost heard, probably wrong.
- I've never heard of it.
- It's a really good movie.
There's a woman up in, I wanna say, I wanna say Juno?
Or no, no, no, what's the, Nome, Nome, Alaska.
And back in the day, she was, she became famous
because she claimed aliens were basically like
showing up and abducting her and stuff, right?
And eventually her kid got abducted by aliens.
Or so that's the case.
And they accused her of like killing the kid
or whatever it may be.
Obviously nobody believes that this woman's son was abducted,
her daughter was abducted by aliens.
- So it's not currently available in our country?
- Yeah, I think it's a, it's like in Canada.
I think it's, it's showing up weird.
- You can only get it in Canada?
- I don't know.
- Go down to the, what?
- That's strange.
- Interesting.
- But they, they have, so it's a movie about this case,
but they splice in real footage of her therapy session
that she had to go to, that she was going to
while she was being abducted each night.
And they like, they do this, I don't really know how to describe it.
This deep meditative state that makes you recall your dreams.
And she's like describing all the things that were happening to her,
these aliens, and she starts screaming.
She starts like levitating up from the couch a little bit.
Like it's like, it's creepy as shit.
And it's a really good movie.
It's my favorite abduction movie I've ever seen.
And obviously nobody believes her.
She runs into the one person.
Oh yeah.
Like the, that old footage is like the real footage.
- Wow.
So, here's my issue with the alien abduction thing.
Other than there's not like any real solid evidence
that you could point to that's very convincing.
It always happens at night.
And it always happens during periods where people sleep.
And when you're sleeping, I'm not saying always.
Okay, I'm sure there's some stories out there, I'm sorry.
But most of the stories I've ever heard are people in their bed,
they can't move, aliens abduct them, or they're in a car,
the car stops, they wake up, aliens abducted them.
When you go to sleep and you dream,
there are psychedelic chemicals that your brain makes.
And we don't know how much they're making.
We don't know what effect that's having on your dreams.
We don't know what is going on.
What is going on with dreams?
What is going on with vivid dreams?
What is going on with dreams that are,
they're indiscernible from real life.
And sometimes, in a strange way.
Like what is that?
Is that a psychedelic state your brain goes into every night?
- Yeah.
- And if chemicals vary in human beings,
serotonin varies, dopamine varies, everything varies.
Testosterone varies, estrogen varies, it varies.
Wouldn't you just assume those psychedelic chemicals would vary?
Wouldn't you just assume that sometimes, maybe even people are in very agitated,
anxiety ridden states,
high cortisol levels, perhaps, maybe those chemicals are coming out in an
abundance too.
Now, if you're lying in bed and you're having an insanely vivid and terrifying
interaction with aliens every night,
because your brain is just dumping psychedelics into you, and this is your big
fear, so you're going to get abducted by aliens again.
And then there they are again, leaning over your bed and reaching for you.
- Constant paranoia.
And then, here's the mindfuck of all mindfucks, maybe psychedelics are a
gateway to some other reality,
some other dimension that's accessible by these creatures.
- I like this.
- And that, when you are getting abducted, you really are getting abducted.
Like, whatever your being is or your spirit or whatever is you, is getting, you're
interacting with these things.
And it feels real because it is real.
And because we're thinking about the ability to come in contact with other life
forms as being a physical thing.
And it might be that there's a chemical gateway in your mind that, when breached,
you enter into a dimension where physical bodies don't exist anymore,
and everything moves in this constant soup of geometric patterns.
And that, whatever your consciousness is, whatever your soul is, is decoupled
from the body and thrown into this realm.
- I imagine that's probably what happens at death.
It probably is what happens with death.
It's probably what, what it's all, I mean, that's probably why people think
about it that way, that you're going to transcend into heaven.
You're going to go into this new place.
It might be true.
It might be, like, a lot of the old depictions of, like, what happens when you
enter into a psychedelic state.
I've heard this multiple times, that it's like a well of souls, that you're
interacting with souls that are like,
completely unattached to a physical presence.
Yeah.
And maybe that is, maybe you're getting layers and layers of that depending
upon how fucked up you are where you're sleeping.
And maybe some of those layers are, boom, aliens are in the room with you.
Peeled back.
Just aliens in the room with you.
And maybe they can do that.
Maybe they can visit you while you're in those states.
Maybe that's what's happening too.
too.