Name: Mexico's Alien Skeletons Examined by Doctors
Uploaded: 2023-09-21T17:24:23.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Mexico's Alien Skeletons Examined by Doctors' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-09-21. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Mexico's Alien Skeletons Examined by Doctors' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-09-21. Transcript available.

The Joe Rogan experience, you know, that's what Bob Lazar thinks that spaceship
that he worked on was made with
He thinks it was somehow 3d printed because it has no seams
You paying attention is UFO shit. Mm-hmm. No good for you. No, but I
Know you do so I'm gonna ask cuz I'm
It's like this shit. Just there's so much shit. They're just coming out now. I
don't I don't understand though
What's the motive behind it? Just randomly coming out now? Yeah, I'm super
suspicious. So what's the place area?
51 area 51. Yeah, like um
I'm assuming that shit has been real. That's real. Yeah, but area 51 was used
for
All sorts of training purposes. They had all sorts of programs that were
running out there
I think that's where they developed the B 52 is that where they developed it
near 51
They they developed a bunch of different
Military technologies out there. So that was true about the the we don't know
we don't know
It's all just guessing about whether or not they're working on UFOs, but they
were definitely working on other stuff, too
It's a legitimate military base. So you think these videos real that's that's
coming out. Are you thinking I think the videos are real?
What they're filming? I don't know what that is it could be that it's some
super sophisticated
us-controlled drone that
was built in some sort of a
Program that's top secret and it has some new super sophisticated
Propulsion system that they don't want us to know about and so they
Pretend it's coming from another world and they say oh these are off-world
crafts exhibiting behavior. That's impossible to replicate in America
I wonder I wonder because if they're talking about it like that they're
literally saying off-world like sure
Boy, I get suspicious. I get suspicious because they're not super honest about
anything
Why would they be honest about spaceships though, and then it just randomly
happens now?
Yeah, it's well
It's another nice distraction gets people all excited. Yeah the fucking fake
little Mexican UFO, baby
They're doubling down. No, they're not I took it. This is from the MRI
yesterday. It's like they said it's one skeleton
Like they're trying to other like American scientists are saying well then let
people test samples of it or something
But well what do they have images from the MRIs? I mean, I don't know that they
showed those actual images
But the doctor that took it yes every here they belong to a single skeleton
that has not been joined to other pieces
Interesting footage from the team carrying out the test
Shows one of the bodies bearing in elongated head a small upturned nose and two
slanted eyes
The subjects look tiny when held up by the doctor is examining the watching for
the watching journalists
like this person says that that I think it's the doctor has claimed that he
talks to the Virgin of Guadalupe and
The extraterrestrials will not talk to her like they talked to him because she
doesn't believe in them
Maybe just drugs
Maybe it's telling the truth maybe he did talk to the Virgin of Guadalupe
So that's what it's supposed to be I want to see what those images look like
they don't have them you ever notice on none of the images be clear
Yeah, that we really want to see. Yeah, it's a real problem. I talked to this
one guy Christopher Mellon
He used to be an intelligence agent and he said that they do have clear footage.
It just hasn't been leaked
But that he's aware of it and some of it is pretty mind-blowing. He said
Show me
Totally until I see it. I don't know man. I feel like a dummy because I want to
believe in it so bad
That's the problem
Because it's so fun, you know the idea of spaceships coming here for another
galaxy
I don't know. I don't know how fun, especially if they ain't friendly
Well, if they weren't friendly we'd already be fucked, right? I mean if they've
been coming here forever
Supposedly and they haven't heard us yet
We're probably okay
You know, I think they're probably observing us. They're probably if they are
coming from another world
They're probably making sure we don't blow ourselves up
They're probably realizing that we're at this
convergence of the evolution of the biology and then science and technology and
its abilities that far surpass
Like the speed that the biology evolves like the biology evolves very slowly
relatively compared to these computers
The things that they're able to do these spaceships and the flying cars. It's
like we have so much ability now and
We're still the same kind of creature
We're still humans, you know
But now we have this insane ability to blow up a whole country like we have
nuclear bombs
We're all pointing them at each other and there's enough to wipe out the whole
world
Like if I was an alien, I'd be like let's keep an eye on these crazy fucks, you
know, these people are wild
Let's keep an eye on them. Yeah
Yeah
definitely
I'm gonna keep my distance from that. Yeah. Yeah, I don't want to fly them all
I don't want to do none of that shit. I just man
live my life
Yeah, it's gonna be a long time before people get comfortable moving to Mars
I don't know how long that's gonna be but but that's a fucking commitment
Didn't they have somebody recently go? Are they letting people go now? No, they
haven't let people go yet. They've sent drones
So they have the Mars rover that goes around on Mars, but that's just a robot
But the idea is to have people on Mars, I think
Didn't Elon say by like 2035 or something like that he wants man trip to Mars.
It's crazy. Keep saying his name
He's the only this he just doing whatever the fuck you want to do at this point.
Yeah, he's a wild fella