Name: Joe Rogan Experience #2046 - Brian Redban
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #2046 - Brian Redban' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-10-10. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #2046 - Brian Redban

Joe Rogan podcast check it out the Joe Rogan experience trained by day Joe Rogan
podcast by
night all day hi what's going on hi we are at the verge of world war three yeah
you know here's
what's crazy man I've been freaking out over the last like few weeks like at
nighttime like at
nighttime I'll be alone and I just start thinking about the future of the world
and I start like
legit freaking out like what what would happen if we were like legit Armageddon
Mad Max nuclear war
like how far are we away from that and it just it's you just give me anxiety
before I go to sleep I'd
just be laying there going fuck like how does this all resolve and then this
fucking Israel thing pops
off and now I'm like legit freaked out I've been uh definitely buying a lot of
stuff lately for my
like end of the world shit like I'm getting Tesla solar right now you know
battery packs so I can live
off the grid and yeah that's a good move yeah yeah if you can get your house
solar that's a big move
just fucking a bit of an you know at a certain point in time what is it what's
the electricity
even getting you other than keeping the lights on though what I'm scared of is
like all communications
are gone like how how hard would it be to shut down our power grid how hard
would it be to blow a few
satellites up and no one knows shit yeah that's why I like that that that Starlink
the you know the
satellites thing I'm thinking about getting that even I have I have great
internet but yeah you know
just because oh what if it's yeah it's scary yeah I was in the mountains in
Utah and they had Starlink
and it was great it works everywhere it's real but people keep thinking it's
UFOs
oh yeah like people keep filming it flying what is that yeah the dots in the
air dude everybody's
looking for UFOs now like more than ever yeah ring ring cameras are putting out
a million dollar
bounty if you catch something on your ring cameras right now they will pay you
a million dollars
that's good because they know they don't have to pay that yeah exactly it's
like sweet very smart did you
see that one in Vegas that they captured on camera like the dashboard cam of a
police car caught this
thing streaking through the sky and then these this family said that it landed
in their backyard and that
these uh tall creatures got out of it they saw the tall creatures but then when
George Knapp was uh going
to interview them like I think it was on two separate occasions they they just
wouldn't answer the door
oh really yeah but I think also I mean they might have been just they might
have made the whole story
up right that's most likely but also imagine how freaked out you'd be if all of
a sudden the whole
world wanted to talk to you because of a UFO in your backyard and I don't know
if they're illegal
I believe they spoke Spanish see if you can find that story because it was at
the beginning I was like
whoa and then I was like what right you know it's one of those things that you
want it to be true so
you start you start uh like going whoa what is going on with this story and
then you read it more
you read into it more like yeah that's all those stories right every one of
them yeah it's never
like oh that we filmed it on the new iphone look how crisp it is uh the only
ones that I ever really
make me pause are the ones from the military guys and the the ones from the
military guys the
more I think about it the more I think that is some absolute top secret shit
that the United States
government has developed I think they have some super high tech drone
technology that operates on some
very sophisticated propulsion system that we're not aware of or different
countries you know I think
it's America I think the reason why I think it's America is because these
things always happen
where military bases are like one of them happened off the coast of the Nimitz
in San Diego you know
San Diego's where all the seals are that's where a bunch of military base a
bunch there's like a bunch
of exercises that go on in the sea outside of San Diego so that makes sense and
they were doing fighter jet
testing and and and training out there that's how they saw this thing so that
kind of makes sense to
me and then the other ones are in the east coast again in the same kind of air
space where these
guys practice all the time and I had this one guy on Ryan Graves and he said
that when they upgraded
their the equipment on their jets in 2014 I believe that's when they started
seeing all these things
that's when they're like what the is going on now is that an accident like if
they wanted to find out
you know like whether or not these things were you could detect them you know
whether or not we could
employ them or deploy them rather without anybody knowing wouldn't you test
them with your own guys
like I would you know say hey here's the rules don't shoot at those things if
you see them we don't
know what the they are but they probably do know what the they are but also
real aliens I'm I'm I leave
everything on the table I think if you had a pie of the ufo pie right most of
it's like a good
70 65 percent is
come on man I got an alien problem I got a real alien problem I got a ufo on
the desk we got a
fucking alien head uh on the wall yeah um but I'm also a realist in at least in
some ways and I look
at it and I go okay it's most of it's just bullshit and then misunderstandings
so what's misunderstandings
how many of them are shooting stars which happen all the time I saw one the
other day it was dope
just the light the sky just shot up for sure and then it dies off I was like
ooh it's pretty um how
many of them are just fighter jets like that have you ever seen like a stealth
bomber have you ever seen
one of those yeah in the sky not in the sky I mean I had an air museum we were
feeling fear factor in
2001 and it was right after 9 11. uh so we were out in um no no what's the
fucking city we were at
we would go there all the time palmdale so palmdale's like way out there a lot
of crack
it's it was sketchy area but also these big open roads that we could close down
and so we would do
these stunts with like giant semi trucks barreling down the road and these
people had to climb on the
outside of the truck shit like that and so we were out there and we saw this
thing just flying through
the air like a fucking something out of star wars we were everybody stopped we
were like whoa
it's a stealth bomber just flying through the sky they look so sick they look
they look like they're
not of this world you're talking about the blackbird right is that what it's
called blackbird or something
i think there's more than one okay the sexy one that's like all black and it
looks like it has
muscles it was sexy it was very sexy it was very black it was it was very um
very spaceship looking
see if you get a video of that thing are there is there more than one well
there's a couple different
stealthers the b2 stealth which is probably the big one you're talking about on
the screen oh yeah
that's exactly what it looked like that's the new that's exactly what it looked
like when i saw
that thing i was like oh my god there's a couple other ones if you didn't know
come on man and you
saw that thing flying through the sky like give me one of those images like
that image uh right there
to your right of your cursor right there yeah click on that if you just saw
that you'd be like oh my
god we're getting invaded for sure especially at night can you imagine what
what is there a video of
that at night i bet that looks like a ufo i bet you can't see it at night like
you know the whole idea
is that it evades radar how does that even work oh here's the one oh this is
that's from the ground
the camera looks like a plane god these cameras it does look a little bit like
a plane
but those three lights don't people always say they see like three lights in
the sky it's how
many of them are this thing probably a shit ton you know i mean everybody
always talks about a
triangle-shaped craft right well there it is yeah fucking there it is the ones
that they spotted over
phoenix remember they had that uh phoenix the phoenix lights and they always
say oh it was going
slow and then out of nowhere it just jet out of nowhere super fast yeah that's
another oh that's
a nice yeah but you think about it if it has three lights under it and it's uh
it's flying through the
air and it's that high all it'd have to do is turn those three lights off and
you're like oh my god
it disappeared yeah you know you wouldn't even you have no idea what's going on
so now on the ground
like that that looks like a jet like it's super dope jet what's the other one
we have a i think we have
a drone i think i was looking at one that's like not officially i think it's
like the sr-72 hasn't
been officially uh announced what's that one on the far left uh the white one
yeah that looks like a
spaceship look at that thing wow that looks cool yeah it looks cool i mean if
you were you know
like when i was in high school in the 1980s he told me like what are jets going
to look like
in 2003 or 2023 yeah i'd be like that that kind of yeah that's an unmanned
aircraft that's 10 years ago
whoa yeah see so 10 years ago so this thing off the coast the nimitz this is
2004 so that's almost 20
years ago that's the only thing that gives me pause i was like did they really
have that kind of
technology 20 years ago where something could jet off into the into the sky and
go from 50 000 feet above
sea level to zero in a second did they have that back then maybe you know maybe
they had that but
just they didn't have any way to use it and so they just hold on to it i mean
like what would you use
that for like if they did have it here's the thing if they had something like
that like the tic-tac have
you seen the tic-tac one that's the videos that gives that's the one that's the
most legit because
it's two separate jets multiple eyeballs on this thing video evidence of this
thing radar data
um check this thing out this is a chinese drone and it says it moves with
bursts of compressed air
to maneuver this testbed drunk influenced upcoming sixth generation fighter
design new drone features
active flow technology which uses bursts of high pressure air from actuators
embedded in the aircraft's
body for maneuvering instead of traditional moving controlled surfaces such as
i don't know how to say
that air ailerons ailerons rudders and elevators wow so it uses compressed air
to flutter and maneuver
but what does that thing do if uh winds are up can it push against the winds
like how's that air work
probably falls apart it's made in china bro they made your phone they make
great stuff too i'm just kidding
but that's the funny thing right we would think made made in china is cheap
bitch made in china is
everything yeah we can't make a single phone over here that is the dumbest
thing of all time easy
yeah i've been talking about it um not hard yeah if china could do it right if
you know we've talked
about this before but if they made a phone in america and you didn't have to
like feel terrible about
people working in the coal mine and the cobalt mines to get the cobalt out of
the ground and if you
didn't have to feel terrible about people working 16 hours a day sleeping in cots
jumping off the roof
manufacturing it you'd be happy to pay a little more okay unlike traditional afc
which uses high
pressure air to maneuver an aircraft plasma afc works by using a thin thin
membrane in front of a
flying wing aircraft with eye which ionizes air molecules the ionized air
molecules generate a plasma shower
that accelerates the airflow which can keep the craft from stalling if goes
down a particular airspeed
for example china's plasma afc is claimed to prevent stalls even if the
aircraft speed drops to unusually
low 108 kilometers per hour and that's funny that's low but that's like what is
that 108 is like 60
five something like 70 like what's a 200 miles an hour or 200 kilometers 