Name: Reggie Watts Speculates on UFO's and Shares Story of His Own Encounter
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Reggie Watts Speculates on UFO's and Shares Story of His Own Encounter' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-10-12. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Reggie Watts Speculates on UFO's and Shares Story of His Own Encounter' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-10-12. Transcript available.

The Joe Rogan experience. What do you think about all this UAP UFO stuff? Oh
shit
You know, I don't know it's something it's something
I don't know what it is. Some of it is like some people theorize it's like
plasma technologies
But they're like they're getting physical signatures on there, you know, you're
getting like the all the radar return signatures
And you're getting like infrared, you know, I don't I don't fucking know man. I
mean, it's really blows me away
I keep because I can't say I can't say for sure like I believe that that other
life forms exist
I also believe I
Just don't know if it's like it doesn't make any sense why they're like let's
just hang out never show ourselves and just do like
Really cool tricky stuff and have people get a bunch of blurry images of it
that we can never I can see. Yeah
That's that's the weird thing, but I don't know what it is, man
I mean, it's either natural phenomenon or it's something that's been here a
long time
or their probes
from that are triggered by a certain I don't know technological ex
escalation in human society or
They're
Somehow hours, but that doesn't makes any sense either. I don't know man. I
mean, I've seen them
I've seen I've seen UFOs, but I have
Yeah
I might have mentioned on the show before but I've seen like the classic like
three glowing spheres in the distance kind of moving along and like a
Searchlight turning on our spotlight turning on turning off and then like gliding
with no noise in a canyon
I've seen that but and that was all inspiring but you know some of the footage
that you see you're like that is
What is that? It just went into the ocean and just went into the ocean at the
same?
It's still traveling at the same rate that it was traveling in the air and they're
recording it
so it's either like a huge hoax which doesn't make any sense because people
talk
or they're I don't know man, or it's like interdimensional shit
it's
Maybe if we are in a simulation there'd like glitches in the simulation, you
know like there's like other things bleeding through and like we're seeing
Things that don't have any that don't that don't adhere to the laws of physics
because they aren't really in our physical realm in a way
I don't I don't really know because I just
It really it baffles me and then also when the government starts releasing
stuff and then you got a guy going around like well, you know
I've been cleared by the you know, whatever the CIA or whatever to be able to
talk about this and all the stuff like you've been cleared to talk about
Stuff that you're supposed to not be talking about is a weird. That's weird.
And then I'm like it's a propaganda
Is it like I don't know man?
It's that's a it's a tough one because I grew up like I love UFOs like I grew
up Project Blue Book watch the series
Loved aliens used to sit in my backyard looking up the stars hoping that I
would see an alien one day
And then I did see not aliens, but I saw you up UAPs or UFOs. Where were you
when you saw that?
I was in Montana. I was like surprise 17. Yeah
And it was we were camping and
And at night and then we decided to to climb a butte in the middle of the night
So we were crossing a big cattle field and then I was walking and two friends
were ahead of me
And I kind of just looked to my right stopped look to my right and I just saw
these in the distance
I don't know how far it would be but like, you know, they looked like about
that big from my perspective so
Down a ways and there were three of them it wasn't one object because they
changed they would change distance from each other and change elevation a
little bit
really low and
And then at some point sometimes it would just stop and you'd see a little beam
turn on turn off and then it would start to move again
It was really really weird to add two friends. I I kept looking at I was like
come here because I didn't want to
Not look and then look back and then they weren't there type of movie shit, but
my friends came back and they look down and they
Describe I didn't even tell them what I was looking. I said tell me what you
see they described what I was seeing
I don't know what it was, but I've heard other stories about three lights
Same kind of shit when I'm watching like UFO whatever documentary stuff
I give me chills because I'm like I've seen that whatever that is I've seen
that so
I don't know. I don't know man. It's like I go my mind goes all over the place,
but there's no definitive
No, cuz no one's you know
It's like unless they land and you're like oh right there. It is or we see not
the Mexico City alien
Obviously a joke
Not a joke, but whatever was a hoax like unless we get something where it's
like oh shit. What is that?
What is this metal or you know the scientists saying that they found a piece of
a
an alien ship at the bottom of the ocean because this material they can't
identify I
Don't know it's it's weird. I'm excited about it
I think it's kind of interesting and I'm hopeful but it's almost like the more
information that gets released the more I'm like
I don't know what to think I'm exactly where you are
Yeah, but I I think more than likely that a lot of what we're seeing a lot of
these people are seeing
Yeah is some sort of top-secret probe mmm some sort of
Super sophisticated propulsion system that doesn't rely on
a combustion engine some completely new
Style of propulsion system that they've been working on they've been working on
gravity propulsion system since the 1950s true
They've been at least theorizing these things and the possibility that someone
has come up with something in a drone form
Mm-hmm that they can pilot like that makes the most sense to me because they
keep spotting these things in areas where the military practices
They keep spotting these things off the coast of San Diego off the East Coast
where they have these these
Restricted areas that's where they're seeing these things like it just makes
sense that that would be where they would practice these things
But what's weird about it is that you know, like there was that famous UFO
crossing incident over the northern all the
States of going from I think Seattle or Washington all the way Idaho, Montana,
North Dakota
They were chasing the squadron of unidentified flying objects in the 50s the 50s
50s. Yeah
So that's the one thing that right you do hear about sightings like even in the
1800s
17 years, that's the weird thing, right?
That's the that's the thing where I'm like well if it's true, but I mean the 50s
I mean, there's like shots of it. There's people took photographs of these like
squadron of glowing
Yeah discs and they were kept and they were going so fast that jets couldn't
keep up with them
So I think scramble jets at the next base and mm-hmm our
Baseball team is in the car called the Voyagers based off of that incident.
Really? Yeah
So I mean in Great Falls, but like I don't know that that's the weird thing
about it
I mean, I do I agree with you
I think there is some kind of like propulsion system and that you know is able
to like change on a dime and like doesn't necessarily get affected in
The way that normal so there's probably multiple things going on. So that's
what I'm saying
Yeah
I do not doubt that we've been visited if there is intelligent life
That's capable of coming here for somewhere else. Of course they would I mean
well
That's the place you would go. Oh, yeah, exactly
I mean, it's like it seems like in a way I just feel like the earth is kind of
like a terrarium
It's like it's like they're just like let's do a pilot program here throw some
seeds down there sure monitor it
See how it goes certainly could be I mean some people think the moon is a
spaceship
Well, those people might be dumb well, but they there is some there's something
well
Are you familiar with the Y files? You know those guys that guy Wi-Fi the Wi-Fi
files
So it's a YouTube channel this dude
He does he's he he basically just re he recounts stories of paranormal
Whether it's, you know, it's a cult stuff spiritual stuff, but not spiritual
stuff. It's like ghost stuff
or aliens or
Interdimensional travel that type of stuff and then he talks he tells the story
and kind of reenacts it and then at the end
He kind of debunks it or tries to debunk it, but he seems to be pretty impartial
but he was talking about how like when they landed on the moon they did they
they basically did seismic
Tests and the reverberance there was a reverberance that would indicate that it's
possibly hollow and it's it does sound like a far-fetched thing
but there there is a lot of
There's some kind of interesting things there again. I'm not like a firm
believer in it
but it but if you think of it in a fantastical way like what if that was a
spaceship that just like
I don't like you know just they just stopped that spaceship did some
experiments on earth or whatever and just left the spaceship there
I don't know. I don't know. I'm dumb. Hi guys. How are you?
That one seems so stupid. I know but it's it's fun to look into and
Thank you.