Name: Eddie Bravo's Theory on Abe Lincoln and the CIA's Influence on 60's Music
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Eddie Bravo's Theory on Abe Lincoln and the CIA's Influence on 60's Music' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-10-21. Transcript available.

The Joe Rogan experience
Worley Ava's rather. Is there any of these Dagestan guys without a beard? Damn,
that looks exactly like Makachev. I was like, is Makachev fighting already?
They like to have a beard, man. That's racist, Brian. I'm just saying, they
look exactly like that. It's such an interesting look, the beard with no
mustache.
If I was Hamzat and had that big cut on my lip, I might want to get like a
mustache.
Or do I look scary like the red dress? No, I don't. Abraham Lincoln spent 10
years in Dagestan showing him, you know he wrestled.
Abraham Lincoln was a wrestler. Look at his face. He's trying to pull this off.
He almost had me. He almost had me.
I'm telling you the truth. He wrestled. He did wrestle. He was a wrestler.
It was a foreign exchange.
Bro, when you just had that twinkle, that twinkle of joke in your eye that I
can recognize.
Did you know Abraham Lincoln used to wrestle? He used to be a badass wrestler.
He was a wrestler. He was 6'8". Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He went all over Europe, all over the Middle East,
and he wrestled everybody. You know what else he wrestled was dicks in his butt.
That's real shit.
What?
Yeah, Abe Lincoln had a side piece, dude.
Look, it was his security guard and they fucked.
Really?
I don't even know.
This isn't some...
Sir, bring it up.
I'm going to ask you.
I'm going to ask you to respect your country a little bit.
I think there was probably some long camping trips back there and a lot of guys
fucked.
I'm telling you, look at it.
I'm telling you, Jamie.
I'm telling you, Abe Lincoln was not banging guys.
Cold winners.
Cold winners.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Abe Lincoln was an amazing wrestler.
He influenced a lot of people all over the world in wrestling before he was the
president.
And did they say his voice was really high?
He's making that up.
He didn't travel.
Nobody traveled back then.
Look, look, look.
He's wrestling right there.
Look at that.
No, you imagine if you had a...
Dude, that picture right there that was taken in Russia an hour south of Moscow.
Sir, an hour...
Do you have any idea how long it would take to get to Russia from fucking
Pennsylvania for a wrestling match?
Okay, the boat, the ferry from the East Coast to England, that's 30 days.
Three months.
That's 30 days.
And then you take a wagon to fucking...
Four months flies by.
He's just eating beef jerky and training on the boat.
No food.
He'll be in Kazakhstan in no time.
That's right.
No flag, dude.
They traveled in blimps back then.
That's a history that's been erased.
People were traveling all over the world with blimps.
No, no.
Now I'm like being real.
You want to get real?
Oh, no.
No, they had blimps in the 1800s.
They were traveling all over the world.
Go on, Eddie.
Go on.
They definitely did when they built the Empire State Building.
Dude, I'm telling you.
Coleman Hughes was showing us that the other day.
When Coleman was here, he explained that the Empire State Building, they made
it so high because
they were going to park blimps at the top of it.
Dude, that's what they did back then.
Yeah, but they didn't do it.
They tried to do it, but it was too windy.
They just used it as an excuse to make the tallest building.
They said, we have to make it this tall.
We're going to park blimps.
And then the city was like, okay.
You know that Led Zeppelin cover of the Zeppelin blimp crashing?
Yeah.
That was to just erase blimps from history.
We don't want blimps.
They're too dangerous.
Led Zeppelin was on board with this.
The CIA got a hold of Led Zeppelin.
You don't think the CIA created the music business?
Well, no.
You guys don't know about that?
Oh, musicians and musicians.
You don't think you don't know about this?
Yeah, but I think musicians created the music.
Dude, when you find out the CIA controlled, they created the hippie movement.
They created it.
They created the record scene.
Who was the music industry?
No, who was Jim Morrison's dad?
Tell them.
Joe knows this.
Yeah, Jim Morrison's dad did what?
He was like a CIA guy.
Yeah.
You piece of shit.
He orchestrated the Gulf of Tonkin false flag.
Do you know that, B?
Did you know that?
You ever heard him sing live?
But that's why he rebelled from his dad.
No wonder I didn't like.
Dude, I never liked The Doors.
I was like, when I grew up, I'm like, The Doors.
What?
This is the end is a good song.
This is the end.
But other than that.
Break on through to the other side?
Dude, oh my God.
I hate that shit.
Put it on.
Oh my God, dude.
Put it on, dude.
Oh, I hated that shit.
Can't we play it on YouTube?
No.
No, we can't.
Also fight it on.
Like, dude, I hate it.
That flying knee was amazing.
Savage.
Break on, dude.
Do the other side.
What was the other one?
What was the other one?
This is the end.
He was on the storm.
Oh my God.
Horrible.
Wow, Eddie.
Love it.
Even though he's CIA.
He never wanted to be a rock star, a singer, or nothing.
All of a sudden, he just became one.
He's a plant.
He's a plant, Brian.
Eddie, Eddie.
He was very talented.
The doors were talented.
You need to look.
There's a book called.
You like books, right?
There's a book called Weird Scenes on Laurel Canyon.
I have the book.
I'll give it to you Monday.
Dude.
Weird Scenes on Laurel Canyon.
I'm going to get it.
I'm going to get it.
It's a great book.
Dave McGowan.
Holy fuck.
They orchestrated all that shit.
And when you look at the other bands that were living in Laurel Canyon at the
time,
it's nuts.
It was all CIA.
You know Lookout Mountain Laboratories.
That was a top secret Air Force intelligence.
You know who owns that now?
Jared Leto.
Jared Leto.
Yes, but the people who wrote the songs were musicians.
What do you mean you wonder why?
You think Jared Leto?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Something's going on there, man.
Listen, 30 Seconds to Mars, they got a good song.
They got a song called Echelon.
Is it Weird Scenes?
That's a good song.
Hold on.
Is it Weird Scenes?
But I don't know.
That guy lives in Lookout Mountain Laboratories.
Yeah, he bought it, Eddie.
He doesn't age either.
When Eddie's getting into this, he starts doing this.
You get the hands up.
I'm on this way with Eddie, though.
Dude, that book's good.
Dude, I don't want to believe it.
I don't want to believe that...
Jared Leto's not a fucking government agent.
I'm not saying he is, but he lives in Lookout Mountain Laboratories.
Yeah, he bought the house.
I would have bought it too, bro.
It's dope.
It's a giant former fucking government building.
You're a success.
You know what I will say, though?
It's a giant piece of property in the Hollywood Hills.
It's sick.
Jared Leto is the only dude in the history of the world to be a legit arena-filling
rock star,
songwriter, and an A-list actor.
No other guy has done that.
He won an Oscar.
He's also a very nice guy.
I hung out with him, went to dinner with him, me, him, Theo, and some of the
Spotify people.
He's my spirit animal.
I love him.
He's a great guy.
He's a really nice guy.
The song Echelon, Back in the Day, I love that song so much.
I drove to Vegas for a specific reason.
I don't want to talk to you about it, but I drove to Vegas.
Suspect.
Back in the day.
No, back in the day, I drove to Vegas.
Suspect.
Speaking of...
It was a girl.
It was a girl.
No, it was a girl.
I was like...
It was his gay face.
Back when I was single.
Look at him.
And I listened to Echelon on repeat for five hours all the way to Vegas.
Oh, he's one of my favorite people.
I love that song.
It is amazing how young he looks.
Look out in my own lavatory.
Eddie, Eddie, I would have fucking bought that place.
If I found out it was available, I would have bought it.
How do we know you're a good son?
Are you kidding?
Hey, I would have bought it and turned that motherfucker into like a giant playhouse.
I don't know, dog.
Joe might be CIA.
It's bomb-proof, too.
Wouldn't your dad know?
Hey, why don't you bring my dad into this?
Wouldn't your dad know?
Don't bring my dad into this.
That flying knee.
Oh, shit.
Look at that flying knee.
We missed it.
Look at this shit.
Here it comes.
Boom!
Did you know Frank Zappa's dad was deep into biological, chemical warfare type
shit?
Yeah, but see, a lot of those young kids that have dads like that, the dads are
never home.
That's how they become rock stars.
Correct.
Not because their dad fucking schooled them and brought them through the CIA to
make them
manipulate the population.
They're rebelling against their dad.
The dad's never home.
Too much of coincidence for me, man.
If your dad is in the CIA, you're fucking-
Dude, you gotta listen to the weird scenes.
The weird scenes in Laurel Canyon.
It's gonna blow you the fuck away.
It's a great book.
I just got it.
I just ordered it.
It's so good.
They need it, because that was-
The theory is, in the 60s, most of the anti-Vietnam protesters were like
college professors, and they were like-
Schulte!
Schulte!
They were respectable people going against the Vietnam War.
Schulte!
Schulte!
That guy's like, why is it coming around?
I don't even talk about this.
There's Balal!
Oh, that guy was mine.
No, Eddie, please keep educating him.
No, no, no.
Keep going.
Listen, you know what?
When I'm doing Fight Companion, and I get into some deep shit, and you guys cut
me off,
like you always do.
I'm sorry.
You know what?
You got to put your headphones on.
You know what I think?
I go, I go, thank God they cut me off.
Now, I don't have to worry about someone killing me.
I love it when you guys cut me off.
No, listen.
You know what?
I don't need to get into that.
Put the headphones on, so it wasn't awkward, Nate, and not talk over each other.
I hate headphones.