Name: Joe Tries to Shoot an Arrow Into the CyberTruck
Uploaded: 2023-10-31T18:49:06.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Tries to Shoot an Arrow Into the CyberTruck' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-10-31. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Tries to Shoot an Arrow Into the CyberTruck' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-10-31. Transcript available.

- The Joe Rogan experience.
- How much does the Cybertruck weigh?
- Depends on configuration,
but it's about, I don't know, 7,000 pounds.
- Whoa.
- There's different versions, but 6,000, 7,000 pounds.
It's like similar to, like, it's a heavy truck.
- Like a Ford F-250 or something like that.
- Yeah.
- And it, because of all of the metal
and the weight and everything like that,
but with the engines that you have,
it's still, the zero to 60 is pretty bizarre, right?
It's like three, five or something like that?
- We're aiming to get the zero to 60 below three seconds.
- Below three?
- Yes.
- Wow.
- For the, you know, the beast mode version.
So we've got a beast mode version that's,
well, I don't want to give it all away right now,
but there are three demonstrations.
One of them people are aware of, which is, you know,
emptying a Tommy gun into the side of the car,
a shotgun, 45 and a nine mil, and no penetrations.
- Wow.
- And that's, it comes that way from the factory.
- Can I try it with an arrow?
- Yeah, it'll be fine.
- You think so?
- I mean, I bet I can get in there.
- A crossbow might.
- I have a 90 pound compound bow that shoots 520 grain arrows
at 300 feet per second with a razor sharp broad head.
- We'll try right now if you want.
- I wish I had it with me.
- Is it at your house or something?
- Yeah.
- Should we send someone to go get it?
We could do the demo tonight.
- That would be interesting.
- Maybe I'll drive back with an arrow sticking out of my car.
- I bet I could get in there.
- Okay, I'll bet you can't.
- Really?
- Yeah, I'll bet you a dollar.
- Damn.
- I'd like, damn.
- I think if you have a crossbow that's with enough force,
a crossbow might get it through.
- The thing about a crossbow is the bolt,
even though it's very fast,
it's not going to be nearly as heavy.
You won't have as many grains.
- You can make a heavy crossbow bolt.
- You could, yeah.
But generally, it's not going to be very fast.
It's not going to be nearly as heavy.
You won't have as many grains.
- You can make a heavy crossbow bolt.
- You could, yeah.
But generally, it's not going to be very fast.
Generally, crossbow bolts are considerably lighter.
They're much smaller.
You know, and they're much faster.
They're moving at like 400, 500 feet per second.
Easy.
- Yeah, I mean, the thing that matters
is kind of the energy per unit area.
So interesting, like a 9-mol or a 45,
which is basically sort of a 10-mol,
the 45 is, they're roughly the same,
but the 45 actually is slightly worse penetration than a 9-mol.
- You know what I just realized?
I do have some broadheads.
I do have some broadheads,
and I have a less powerful bow,
but I have an 80-pound bow back there.
- Go for it.
- I think we should do it.
- Absolutely.
- Okay, you want to do it right now?
- Yeah, I can do it right now.
- Okay, let's do it right now.
- Let's do it right now.
- Fuck yeah, let's do it.
- Sick.
- We'll be right back.
- I have a different broadhead.
I think you can do that.
- You can bring it back.
- We'll see if we can do it.
- We'll just send it here.
- Just don't, you know,
have the arrow come back in.
- Oh, shoot the door.
- I mean, just beware of ricochets.
- You might want to do it with a slight angle.
- You know what I mean.
- Damn.
- Look at that.
- There it is.
- Very nice.
- That's a nice one.
- That's a nice one.
- That's a nice one.
- Look at this.
- Look at the arrow apart.
- Yeah.
- Flatten the tip of the arrow.
Look at the tip of the broadhead.
- I'm good.
- That's impressive.
- Hey, cutie.
- Thank you.
- Well, now we know.
So we just shot an arrow into it,
and it barely scratched it.
Barely scratched it.
- Yeah.
- It was probably moving 275 feet a second.
That was a 525-grain-ish arrow with, yeah, even more than that, because it had
the 125-grain head, so that was 545 grains.
That's impressive.
- Yeah.
- Very impressive.
It just destroyed the broadhead.
The broadhead flattened at the tip, and then the arrow blew apart.
- Yeah.
- Amazing.
- Yeah.
- Like I said, we have a cool video we'll show at the Handover event next month,
which is emptying an entire magazine of a Tommy gun, which I think is on the
order of 50 rounds.
You're just going full Al Capone, you know, like out on the side of the car.
Shotgun, 9mm, 45.
- And you built it like this just for fun?
- Well, I mean, uh...
- Essentially.
- Because it's cooler?
- I mean...
- Because you can?
- You know, trucks are supposed to be tough, right?
- Yeah.
- So, is your truck bulletproof?
- No, mine's definitely not.
- Exactly.
- And if I shot mine with my bow, it would go right through it.
100%.
100%.
- So, if you shoot any normal car, unlike in the movies where people hide
behind car doors, a car door is basically very thin, mild steel.
So, if you shoot a gun through like a regular truck, it'll go through both
doors.
So, you can't hide behind a car door like they do in the movies.
You know, way back in the day, dating myself, but the A-team where they would
like, you know, there'd be like bullets flying everywhere and they'd be hiding
behind the car door.
- Right.
- That doesn't work.
But it does in a Cybertruck.
Thank you.