Name: Joe Rogan Experience #2057 - Dale Brisby
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #2057 - Dale Brisby' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-11-03. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #2057 - Dale Brisby

Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out.
The Joe Rogan Experience.
Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.
Joe Rogan, it's good to be here.
Pleasure to meet you.
Likewise.
I feel like I shouldn't have these on either.
Show me that hat, bro.
Let's go.
Oh.
There's a couple, I hope I didn't overdo it.
I've been here for three years.
It's about time I wore one of these fucking hats.
This is, uh, my brother made this belt and buckle.
Oh, nice.
That was an idea I had.
Oh, that's very cool.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Oh, it's got my name on it and everything?
Yeah, it's a handmade.
It's got a little elk antler.
Look at that, folks.
It's Christmas.
Lee Lloyd Gibbons made that.
Christmas, really?
I hope that fits.
I hope it fits, too.
Here we go.
I got a fat head.
Oh, it's backwards.
Oh.
Oh, my gosh.
Is that good?
Bro, that fits.
Fits.
How's it look, Jamie?
All right.
You fucking...
That fits.
Honestly, I don't know how they're supposed to fit.
That's pretty close.
Because they, like, they stick up a lot, and I feel like that's not how it's
supposed to be,
but everybody says that is how it fits.
So, it does, there's, like, two modes that you can put it in.
Yeah.
You know, like, there's just, like, if you're just out honky-tonking, or then
if you're about
to, like, you know, get on a bronc or something.
I'll be getting serious.
And you, like, pull it down, and it makes your ears crunch.
No.
That's like a fight mode.
I think maybe this is too small.
Does it stretch?
I was thinking it's a 3.8.
Does it stretch?
A little bit, but I'll get you a half.
Heat it up?
Yeah, steam it.
Steam it.
The whole thing, I don't know.
Made here in Texas.
Are they?
It's an American hat made in Texas.
Feels like an American hat made in Texas.
I'll get you a half.
That's a 3.8.
It's pretty close.
It's right about there.
How does it feel?
Feels like I'm fucking real Texan.
God damn it.
That's what I was thinking.
I was like, my man needs a cowboy hat.
I definitely need one.
Now I have one.
We're good.
Now I feel complete.
I'm real close to saying y'all.
Yeah.
I'm getting close a couple times.
We're right around the corner.
I've been here for three years now.
Yeah.
I'm never moving.
I fucking love this place.
Do you?
Yeah.
Love it.
I can't imagine living anywhere else.
Texas is fun.
It's just like you go everywhere else and there's so many rules.
You're like, why?
Yeah.
Why do you guys have all these rules?
Like, do we really need them?
Does it make you better?
Does it make society better?
Does it make you safer?
Fuck out of here.
I feel like in Texas, you can experience true freedom.
Yeah.
Well, this is a crazy place.
Do you ever read the history of the place?
Do you ever read, like, any books on how this place was sort of established?
Like, when they conquered the Comanches and the Texas Rangers?
The Yano Estacado and all that.
Wow.
The history is just so insane.
Like, no wonder why they resisted becoming a state for so long.
Like, we got this.
It's brutal.
Some of those stories are just like, you got to set them down and come back to
them.
Yeah.
Empire of the Summer Moon is like that.
Like, there's some of the horrific tales of torture and what they, whoo, those
Comanches
were some wild folks.
They were some wild folks.
I mean, if I could have, like, an invisible bubble and go back in time and just
experience
it without them knowing I was there, I would love to see what that was like.
Yeah.
It was a brutal time, man.
I feel like.
Just brutal.
Have you seen Lonesome Dove?
Yes.
Yeah.
I feel like it's probably pretty close to what it was like.
Yeah.
I mean, just guessing.
I mean, everyone's just sort of trying to recreate those moments and try to,
but I think it's
just hard to believe that just, I mean, when did they really conquer this area?
It was like the 1800s.
So, less than 200 years ago.
Not that long ago.
Not that long ago.
This place was wild.
Yeah.
Like, my great, great granddad was a Texas Ranger and, like, he actually met
Quanah Parker.
Whoa.
Yeah.
And, like, sitting in a teepee with him.
Whoa.
And, like, he wrote a book.
It's, like, really wild times of back in the day and, like, homesteading and,
but it was,
like, I'm not that far away from meeting that guy.
I mean, obviously, you can't meet your great, great granddad, but, like, you
can almost reach
out and touch him.
Yeah.
Not that far.
When you think about a human life, like, how long ago it was.
Right.
I would say, like, 1776, United States was established, people lived to be 100.
That's three people ago.
Three people ago.
That's three people ago.
That's three people ago.
I mean, it's, when you think about it that way, you're like, wait, for real?
Right.
Three people ago was 1776, but, yeah, you put them birth to death.
That's real.
That's real.
That's real.
That is a fucking snap of the fingers when it comes to human history.
It's nothing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's why people go to, talking about changing, like, I don't know.
We're changing pretty fast.
It's changing pretty fast here right now.
I think maybe we could slow down a little bit.
I wish we could.
I had Elon Musk on the other day.
We were talking about AI, like, slowing down artificial intelligence.
And, you know, he's basically like, yeah, I said maybe we should do that, but
no one's going to listen.
Yeah, he went to that conference at the end of it.
Yeah.
It's fucking scary shit, dude.
Because as quickly as the world changed for the Native Americans when the
Europeans moved here, that world is going to change even quicker for us if AI
takes over.
It's the Terminator, man.
And he's like, he's so close to it, and he's worried about it.
The way he talked about, you know, just like the extinction people and you guys
are like, that's a whole nother world.
I didn't realize, like, people that don't value human life are in charge of
this.
It's like, it gets a little scary.
Yeah, there's some people out there that are not well, and they miss the point,
and they probably don't have anybody around them that gets it.
But anybody that says, like, I don't want to have kids, and why would you have
kids today?
I would never want to bring a kid up in this world.
People had kids before they figured out floors.
Right.
That's why we're here.
Yeah.
Like, don't you like people?
This is my thing.
Like, you don't want to have kids?
Like, how do you think people get made?
You need kids, and then they become people that you like.
Right.
Like, yeah, it's a lot of responsibility.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's difficult.
It's hard, and if shit goes wrong for them, it feels terrible for you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the world's crazy.
But there's more books and medicine and information now than ever.
Yeah, there's problems.
Yeah.
Right.
There's fucking, there's never been a time when people have been alive ever
that didn't have problems.
Yeah.
Create fucking problems.
We just kind of swapped them for the early days.
You know, it's just different problems.
Yeah, we don't have to worry about starving to death anymore.
Now we have to worry about being too fat and eating ourselves to death.
It's a different problem.
We just got to put them on carnivore.
That would help.
Yep.
That would help.
But then the people that are thinking they should eat bugs and only vegetables
are freaking out.
Yeah.
You know, because there's this mantra that people chant out that, like, you
need to stop eating meat to save the world.
Like, that's not going to work, kids.
Right.
That's not going to do it.
That's not going to do it.
You want to say we should get rid of factory farming?
Yeah, horrific conditions that animals live under, there's no reason for that.
They should be living like regenerative farming.
We should figure that out.
Animals should live like animals are supposed to live.
They shouldn't be stuffed into little cages and, you know, fucking pumped by
machines to get their milk out.
Like, it would be nice if things were more nature-like.
Like, if you get, like, a good regenerative farm, like White Oaks Pastures or
someplace like that, what they do is just recreate nature in a contained
environment.
Yeah.
Cattles roam, chickens roam, you use the manure to fertilize your food.
That's how people are supposed to do it.
Yeah, vertical integration.
Yeah, it's supposed to be, it's supposed to be like an ecosystem that it all,
nature knows how to do it.
It all works together.
And when it does that, it's basically carbon neutral, which is really
incredible.
But instead of concentrating on the things we're doing wrong, they just, they
have like this blanket solution.
We eliminate meat and save the planet.
Like, you're still not going to save the planet.
Like, it's not, and it's not saving the planet.
It's saving the human impact of the planet.
And unless China's on board, unless India's on board, you're not going to put a
dent in that.
Right.
It just seems like, yeah, like maybe it is making an impact, but like if
everything else that's going on is going to cause it, I mean, how much of an
impact at what cost?
You know, like Jordan Peterson talks about with, are there some other things we
could be doing with like helping poverty, you know, raising up the impoverished.
That would be much better.
You know what I mean?
Like all these resources that are going towards certain things.
Like, I'm not saying we shouldn't do some of it, but are there some other ways
that I kind of threw out the playbook as far as like nutrition.
Somebody said half the people that die of a heart attack didn't have high
cholesterol.
I think it was on Huberman that I heard that.
And I mean, you can fact check me, but like, I'm pretty sure like Huberman has
said that, but like 50% of the people that died of a heart attack didn't have
high cholesterol and that like high cholesterol, it just made me question
everything.
I'm not trying to make like some scientific claim because I'm a cowboy, but it
made me, it's like maybe meat is less of an enemy than what mainstream is
trying to tell everybody.
That's the main point.
Meat is eaten by 95% of the people on the planet.
And we have since the beginning of time.
If meat was killing everybody, that would have killed us off a long time ago.
Meat's the most nutrient dense food you can eat.
We just have all these problems in this country in terms of what narratives are
being spread and what information is being spread.
And one of the big ones that started it off was, was it the fifties or the sixties
for the sugar industry?
So the 1950s, the sugar industry paid off the scientists to fake this study, to
fake these results and have it say that saturated fat is the cause of heart
disease and not sugar.
Because there was an obvious increase.
So here it is.
Documents show that a trade group called Sugar Research Foundation, known today
as the Sugar Association, paid three Harvard scientists, the equivalent of
about $50,000 in today's dollars, to publish a 1967 review of research on sugar,
fat, and heart disease.
So it was a complete bullshit heart paper that these guys created that had
everyone, including me when I was growing up, and most people that have
listened to this that haven't looked into it, we thought that saturated fat was
causing heart disease.
The massive overconsumption of sugar that started when people started when
people started adding sugar to everything, adding corn syrup to everything,
when they subsidized corn, they had all this corn, turned it into corn syrup,
started adding a sweetener to everything.
And like, people started getting fat as fuck and having heart attacks, and the
sugar industry is like, we've got to blame somebody else.
Who are we going to blame?
Let's blame this thing that people have been eating since the beginning of time.
Let's blame saturated fat.
And let's say, you know, the dietary cholesterol affects your overall health.
And like, God damn, cholesterol is like literally what you need to form
hormones.
Cholesterol, it's a building block of your human body.
It's like, it's critical.
It's a critical thing.
And t