Name: Dale Brisby on the Dangers of Bull Riding
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dale Brisby on the Dangers of Bull Riding' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-11-03. Transcript available.

i can't imagine riding a bull that was one of one times on fear factor where i
told the producers
don't do it don't do it i got there and they had these one of the girls was
like 98 pounds
this tiny little lady and they had her ride in this boy i go dude don't don't
do this to these
people and the the stuntmen are some of the hardest dudes you will ever meet
those dudes
are not worried about broken bones they break them all the time they're not
worried about
shit so they're not worried about themselves getting injured they take
precautions you know
they're professional but they're definitely not worried about these getting
injured either
they don't want them to get injured but they'll put them in danger yeah and i
was like these are
fucking bulls and the the stunt guy he was hilarious he always had a dip in his
mouth and he was on set
so often that he stopped spitting his dip because he couldn't like carry around
a cup so he just
started swallowing it yeah so he swallows his dip what kind of a man is there
swallowing dip for
decades there's a lot of them that kind of dude yeah and so he's like don't
worry boo they're stunt
bulls i go they're stunt bulls i go does that bull know he's a stunt bull i bet
he thinks he's a
fucking bull i bet he has no idea what a stunt bull is yeah and the stunt bull
is like a less aggressive
for sure yeah that thing was aggressive as fuck i call him i call like the one
i have he would be like
my bucket list bull because like if somebody just wanted to get on a bull for
the hell of it like i would put
him on this one black bull we call him trunk he just jumps and kicks around
there and he's a little
he's kind of predictable and he's not mean at the end of it and then we've got
some other bulls that
you know will get it on in the gate and then be mean and might try to kill you
but i imagine i vaguely
remember the show and what i remember about it it would be like something
probably a notch or two above
trunk like my bucket list type bull ride like if you were to get on a bull i
would put you on trunk
yeah it's not gonna happen i'm so not interested in that right they don't want
me on there i don't
want to be on there we got a relationship that way it's we got a good agreement
and and normally i try
to talk people out of it good like i got my whole program like is revolves
around like interns coming in
like my netflix show was those like my my interns learning how to rodeo and
they uh and so i've got
guys coming in that want to ride bulls want to ride bronx and i'll tell them
like all the things like
listen number one you could die or worse you know you could die from the neck
down and not the neck up
you know right and i'll just be real with them i'll have three or four of those
conversations and if
they still want to do it well then i'll teach them you know because there's
there are some precautions
you can take to minimize risk but there's always risk yeah you get you might
get kicked yep stepped
on you might get stomped you get stomped by a bullet good lord have you been
stomped oh yeah what's that
feel like uh i broke i broke a lot of bones like this i broke my sternum like
you know getting kicked
you know stepped on in the chest that that one's pretty bad but a lot of the
worst ones would be like
concussions that's those are the ones that'll stick with you you know those
bones will heal but the
concussions will kind of you know that cte that's something that's not measured
in rodeo right you know
what i mean right you get some guys that all of a sudden start getting knocked
out just they can
think about getting jerked down and it might knock them out yeah that gets
sketchy right yeah when
their chin goes yeah yeah i mean it's just like fighters you get knocked out
too many times and you get
knocked out really easily it's very spooky to see when i see it in fighters it
makes me very concerned
like sometimes you got a guy who's just maybe had just too many fights and they
used to be real
durable and then you see him get dinged once and you see like instantly the
legs go and you're like oh
my god he barely got touched yep and he got rocked yeah there's just i'm sure
with fighters too
there's just this once that sport grabs a hold of your soul it's so hard to let
it go and it's the
most exciting moments of your life is winning and and and competing and that
that high is so high that
regular life seems like a dull gray and i think it's very hard for them and it's
also hard for them
because their identity gets wrapped up in being a fighter a lot of my friends
that have retired
they've real they really struggle like trying to figure out who they are
afterwards and then they
entertain one more fight and then and it's like but they don't really want to
fight they just want
something that makes them excited again yes sir and you know there's kind of a
i think the winning and
going down the road is part of it and then you you have those certain
individuals
that and i think i mean you know a lot of them in that world i feel like cowboy
is definitely one of
them cerrone but like in rodeo when there's somebody that is in love with the
actual fight
you know like i think a lot of people and these guys get weeded out they don't
have that long of
a career in rodeo i'm sure fighting is the same that like they like to have
fought they like to have
ridden bulls but then you get those guys who like cameras are off nobody's
there and they don't like
they want to get on a bronc like they love the thrill of that fight not on your
head the gate opens
right and it's it's you and it's so pure it's so pure and i'm sure like a
fighter that is just
they're just hungry for it yeah the actual between the bells yeah that's what's
scary maybe maybe all
of them that on your level they're all like that i think they would have to be
i guess to a degree
once they get to the highest level i mean that that is who they are you know
like donald i mean he's
a pure fighter but donald is also very he has a lot of interests i'm not
worried about donald
transitioning because he's he i think he has a legit possibility to be a movie
star i think he
could do it if any of those guys could do i mean movies are always looking for
like a real hard
looking cowboy and donald's that guy yeah i mean he's perfect for movies i i
could see him like randy
couture has turned into a career in films you know with the expendables movies
and all kinds of other
shit i could see donald doing that easy 100 yeah chuck did it a little mm-hmm
uh yeah we're working
on a comedy i don't know if you saw his short that he did at his ranch the
other day on halloween he put
out like a 10 minute like like a little mini movie donald did yeah it's it's it's
really cool it was
very well put together and uh we're working on he and i are doing like a comedy
where nice yeah so
i got a guy working for me that's writing it right now beautiful so it'll be
fun i love donald
he's yeah he's a wild boy yeah he wants you to come out to his uh kids camp
that seems what is that
what is his kids camp uh it's it's in the summer in june he does like he just
has kids come out and
they just learn to be like miniature cowboy seronis like they they we shoot
bows guns um they roll every
day and they just there's sessions campfire sessions at night that's awesome 50
60 kids that's his
that's probably the thing he's most passionate about now that he's done
fighting that's beautiful
he talks about it all the time he's got a good heart yeah he really does yeah
he's a good man
but he told a story on this podcast about getting trapped in a cave while cave
diving with this dude
the dude panicked and the cave got filled up with mud you couldn't see anything
one of the even though
he was right there and i knew he survived like it was one of the most
terrifying stories i've ever
heard in my life because he was running out of air and he couldn't figure out
how to get out of the
cave because it was all filled with silt so he's like searching around for the
opening to try to
figure out how to get out yeah that's an intense story thinking about his
family thinking about his
kids and his wife and never see them again he's gonna die in this cave like he's
got that never
quit attitude yeah and also like don't go cave diving with people who panic
yeah you know just
people who panic are dang don't do anything with people that panic don't do
anything like yeah you
have to experience panic many times in your life and figure out how to manage
that before you start
fucking around in caves yeah that should not be the first time you really panic
i'm nervous
if a situation went down that i i'm not saying i'd be some badass i'm just
saying like i might be too
desensitized having been around rodeo like yeah an emergency situation would be
like we'd be eight
nine ten seconds into it before i'm like oh man we need to do something right
just because like seeing
guys get thrashed in the arena and and like having to help them you know
situations like that right i don't
know but i'm sure fighters are the same way but they definitely get desensitized
to people getting hurt
yep for sure you know one time uh my wife uh she had like uh one of those suvs
with a hatchback thing
and she was taking something out of the back and the corner of the door was
above her head and she
didn't know and she stood up and slammed it the corner of it right into the top
of her head and blood starts
trickling down her face she was freaking out and i looked at it i'm like it's
like that big it's
like a little cut we could superglue it i was like it's nothing yeah i was like
to me it was like
if it was that was my head i'd be like oh it's just a little cut it's no big
deal but you're like
and i'm like oh my god i'm so this is a person i love more than anyone and i'm
so desensitized
it's like a little cut yeah i'm like this is nothing yeah this is like a barely
an injury i'm so used
to seeing people just busted open their eyelids hanging off their face and
right don't stop the
fight let them fight you know you're so used to seeing guys that you that
probably have a broken
hand because they haven't thrown it in two rounds you're so used to seeing guys
get fucked i've seen
so many guys i've seen like four guys have their legs snapped from checking
kicks now
i see you see so many injuries yeah i get so desensitized seeing people just
getting
knocked into another dimension with a head kick it's so normal i rodeoed with a
guy um we went
together for years ross shared he was a marine so he came back from iraq and
started riding bareback
horses and he got he got uh jerked down into like a pipe fence and uh just like
crushed his face oh like
had to like surgery and like and he just never knocked out just like stood up
and he's this little
stocky you know marine you know like door-to-door marine and he just like walks
out it was like i'm
gonna go down here to the hospital just blood everywhere broken the eye socket
broken everything
and uh you know we helped him and uh but it made me think you know like i feel
like i've seen quite
a bit of injuries with the rodeo arena but i can't imagine guys like ross or
even tim right who have
done mma and been to afghanistan yeah that's a different level of seeing people
get fucked up yeah
watch somebody come out without an arm not just an arm broken well you know tulsi
gabbard she has that
white streak in her hair that that came when she was deployed when she was
working on these medical
units dang yeah that's where she got that just from the horrors of seeing all
these people shot up
blown up just the stress of their lives trying to put them back together again
yeah dang yeah yeah that's
something you can't unsee yeah yeah there's i mean and there's so many people
in this world that have
experienced nothing right and there's floating around yeah not not having any
experience with
any kind of chaos yeah a little bit of pain here and there is uh i don't know
just to show you what
the good times mean it gives you some perspective perspective for sure and
seeing how vulnerable the
human body is you know we're vulnerable as shit yep whether we like to think of
it or not think of
yourself as a badass you're still made out of basically a meat water balloon
right you know it's
it'll it'll make it is this water open yeah yeah let's grab that it'll make a
guy come to jesus on the
back of the chutes that's for sure oh yeah especially coming back from an
injury oh i would imagine you
you know because then you got to get back on the horse right literally yep yeah
how did you start
rodeoing when how old were you i mean i was born into it my dad was i was kind
of i was on the rough
roughy end of the arena so like if you go to a rodeo arena there'll be timed
event side and a rough stock
side the timed event is like uh team roping uh calf roping barrel racing and
then the rough stock end
is the bucking horses bucking bulls bullfighters pickup men there's five things
you can do down there
um bareback saddle bronc bull riding and then the pickup man and the bullfighter
so there's five jobs
you do on that rough stock end and my dad did all those and so like i grew up
like a roughy so to speak
and fell in love with all of it and uh you know it's kind of two stories bull
riding i'm the greatest
of all time and the most humble you know i'm sick and tired of youtube pulling
down all my bull rides
you know it just gets old do they pull your book i'm just so i'm just so
violent just so violent
but bronc riding has been like the thing that i've chased and like that's what
that's one of the last
things my dad did and bronc riding it's similar to bull riding except it's a
horse not a bull and uh
but yeah i got started young and got on my first bull whenever i was like 10 or
12. oh my god you know
and uh and then it was all down here from there i not i mean i had a little bit
of fear involved but
i just knew that was the path i was going on no matter what and my dad didn't
push me
you know but he that's just that was in our blood that's just what we did and i
was going to do it
whether he pushed me or not and uh and then i just once it got once that fight
experiencing that fight
of every night i i wasn't much for the partying there's there's a lot of guys
that all of it
together the partying and that lifestyle like i enjoyed having a good time but
for me being behind
the shoots getting ready for that fight that was what kept me coming back i
would imagine very few
people party as hard as rodeo guys i would i would agree with that

Dale Brisby on the Dangers of Bull Riding

i can't imagine riding a bull that was one of one times on fear factor where i
told the producers
don't do it don't do it i got there and they had these one of the girls was
like 98 pounds
this tiny little lady and they had her ride in this boy i go dude don't don't
do this to these
people and the the stuntmen are some of the hardest dudes you will ever meet
those dudes
are not worried about broken bones they break them all the time they're not
worried about
shit so they're not worried about themselves getting injured they take
precautions you know
they're professional but they're definitely not worried about these getting
injured either
they don't want them to get injured but they'll put them in danger yeah and i
was like these are
fucking bulls and the the stunt guy he was hilarious he always had a dip in his
mouth and he was on set
so often that he stopped spitting his dip because he couldn't like carry around
a cup so he just
started swallowing it yeah so he swallows his dip what kind of a man is there
swallowing dip for
decades there's a lot of them that kind of dude yeah and so he's like don't
worry boo they're stunt
bulls i go they're stunt bulls i go does that bull know he's a stunt bull i bet
he thinks he's a
fucking bull i bet he has no idea what a stunt bull is yeah and the stunt bull
is like a less aggressive
for sure yeah that thing was aggressive as fuck i call him i call like the one
i have he would be like
my bucket list bull because like if somebody just wanted to get on a bull for
the hell of it like i would put
him on this one black bull we call him trunk he just jumps and kicks around
there and he's a little
he's kind of predictable and he's not mean at the end of it and then we've got
some other bulls that
you know will get it on in the gate and then be mean and might try to kill you
but i imagine i vaguely
remember the show and what i remember about it it would be like something
probably a notch or two above
trunk like my bucket list type bull ride like if you were to get on a bull i
would put you on trunk
yeah it's not gonna happen i'm so not interested in that right they don't want
me on there i don't
want to be on there we got a relationship that way it's we got a good agreement
and and normally i try
to talk people out of it good like i got my whole program like is revolves
around like interns coming in
like my netflix show was those like my my interns learning how to rodeo and
they uh and so i've got
guys coming in that want to ride bulls want to ride bronx and i'll tell them
like all the things like
listen number one you could die or worse you know you could die from the neck
down and not the neck up
you know right and i'll just be real with them i'll have three or four of those
conversations and if
they still want to do it well then i'll teach them you know because there's
there are some precautions
you can take to minimize risk but there's always risk yeah you get you might
get kicked yep stepped
on you might get stomped you get stomped by a bullet good lord have you been
stomped oh yeah what's that
feel like uh i broke i broke a lot of bones like this i broke my sternum like
you know getting kicked
you know stepped on in the chest that that one's pretty bad but a lot of the
worst ones would be like
concussions that's those are the ones that'll stick with you you know those
bones will heal but the
concussions will kind of you know that cte that's something that's not measured
in rodeo right you know
what i mean right you get some guys that all of a sudden start getting knocked
out just they can
think about getting jerked down and it might knock them out yeah that gets
sketchy right yeah when
their chin goes yeah yeah i mean it's just like fighters you get knocked out
too many times and you get
knocked out really easily it's very spooky to see when i see it in fighters it
makes me very concerned
like sometimes you got a guy who's just maybe had just too many fights and they
used to be real
durable and then you see him get dinged once and you see like instantly the
legs go and you're like oh
my god he barely got touched yep and he got rocked yeah there's just i'm sure
with fighters too
there's just this once that sport grabs a hold of your soul it's so hard to let
it go and it's the
most exciting moments of your life is winning and and and competing and that
that high is so high that
regular life seems like a dull gray and i think it's very hard for them and it's
also hard for them
because their identity gets wrapped up in being a fighter a lot of my friends
that have retired
they've real they really struggle like trying to figure out who they are
afterwards and then they
entertain one more fight and then and it's like but they don't really want to
fight they just want
something that makes them excited again yes sir and you know there's kind of a
i think the winning and
going down the road is part of it and then you you have those certain
individuals
that and i think i mean you know a lot of them in that world i feel like cowboy
is definitely one of
them cerrone but like in rodeo when there's somebody that is in love with the
actual fight
you know like i think a lot of people and these guys get weeded out they don't
have that long of
a career in rodeo i'm sure fighting is the same that like they like to have
fought they like to have
ridden bulls but then you get those guys who like cameras are off nobody's
there and they don't like
they want to get on a bronc like they love the thrill of that fight not on your
head the gate opens
right and it's it's you and it's so pure it's so pure and i'm sure like a
fighter that is just
they're just hungry for it yeah the actual between the bells yeah that's what's
scary maybe maybe all
of them that on your level they're all like that i think they would have to be
i guess to a degree
once they get to the highest level i mean that that is who they are you know
like donald i mean he's
a pure fighter but donald is also very he has a lot of interests i'm not
worried about donald
transitioning because he's he i think he has a legit possibility to be a movie
star i think he
could do it if any of those guys could do i mean movies are always looking for
like a real hard
looking cowboy and donald's that guy yeah i mean he's perfect for movies i i
could see him like randy
couture has turned into a career in films you know with the expendables movies
and all kinds of other
shit i could see donald doing that easy 100 yeah chuck did it a little mm-hmm
uh yeah we're working
on a comedy i don't know if you saw his short that he did at his ranch the
other day on halloween he put
out like a 10 minute like like a little mini movie donald did yeah it's it's it's
really cool it was
very well put together and uh we're working on he and i are doing like a comedy
where nice yeah so
i got a guy working for me that's writing it right now beautiful so it'll be
fun i love donald
he's yeah he's a wild boy yeah he wants you to come out to his uh kids camp
that seems what is that
what is his kids camp uh it's it's in the summer in june he does like he just
has kids come out and
they just learn to be like miniature cowboy seronis like they they we shoot
bows guns um they roll every
day and they just there's sessions campfire sessions at night that's awesome 50
60 kids that's his
that's probably the thing he's most passionate about now that he's done
fighting that's beautiful
he talks about it all the time he's got a good heart yeah he really does yeah
he's a good man
but he told a story on this podcast about getting trapped in a cave while cave
diving with this dude
the dude panicked and the cave got filled up with mud you couldn't see anything
one of the even though
he was right there and i knew he survived like it was one of the most
terrifying stories i've ever
heard in my life because he was running out of air and he couldn't figure out
how to get out of the
cave because it was all filled with silt so he's like searching around for the
opening to try to
figure out how to get out yeah that's an intense story thinking about his
family thinking about his
kids and his wife and never see them again he's gonna die in this cave like he's
got that never
quit attitude yeah and also like don't go cave diving with people who panic
yeah you know just
people who panic are dang don't do anything with people that panic don't do
anything like yeah you
have to experience panic many times in your life and figure out how to manage
that before you start
fucking around in caves yeah that should not be the first time you really panic
i'm nervous
if a situation went down that i i'm not saying i'd be some badass i'm just
saying like i might be too
desensitized having been around rodeo like yeah an emergency situation would be
like we'd be eight
nine ten seconds into it before i'm like oh man we need to do something right
just because like seeing
guys get thrashed in the arena and and like having to help them you know
situations like that right i don't
know but i'm sure fighters are the same way but they definitely get desensitized
to people getting hurt
yep for sure you know one time uh my wife uh she had like uh one of those suvs
with a hatchback thing
and she was taking something out of the back and the corner of the door was
above her head and she
didn't know and she stood up and slammed it the corner of it right into the top
of her head and blood starts
trickling down her face she was freaking out and i looked at it i'm like it's
like that big it's
like a little cut we could superglue it i was like it's nothing yeah i was like
to me it was like
if it was that was my head i'd be like oh it's just a little cut it's no big
deal but you're like
and i'm like oh my god i'm so this is a person i love more than anyone and i'm
so desensitized
it's like a little cut yeah i'm like this is nothing yeah this is like a barely
an injury i'm so used
to seeing people just busted open their eyelids hanging off their face and
right don't stop the
fight let them fight you know you're so used to seeing guys that you that
probably have a broken
hand because they haven't thrown it in two rounds you're so used to seeing guys
get fucked i've seen
so many guys i've seen like four guys have their legs snapped from checking
kicks now
i see you see so many injuries yeah i get so desensitized seeing people just
getting
knocked into another dimension with a head kick it's so normal i rodeoed with a
guy um we went
together for years ross shared he was a marine so he came back from iraq and
started riding bareback
horses and he got he got uh jerked down into like a pipe fence and uh just like
crushed his face oh like
had to like surgery and like and he just never knocked out just like stood up
and he's this little
stocky you know marine you know like door-to-door marine and he just like walks
out it was like i'm
gonna go down here to the hospital just blood everywhere broken the eye socket
broken everything
and uh you know we helped him and uh but it made me think you know like i feel
like i've seen quite
a bit of injuries with the rodeo arena but i can't imagine guys like ross or
even tim right who have
done mma and been to afghanistan yeah that's a different level of seeing people
get fucked up yeah
watch somebody come out without an arm not just an arm broken well you know tulsi
gabbard she has that
white streak in her hair that that came when she was deployed when she was
working on these medical
units dang yeah that's where she got that just from the horrors of seeing all
these people shot up
blown up just the stress of their lives trying to put them back together again
yeah dang yeah yeah that's
something you can't unsee yeah yeah there's i mean and there's so many people
in this world that have
experienced nothing right and there's floating around yeah not not having any
experience with
any kind of chaos yeah a little bit of pain here and there is uh i don't know
just to show y