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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #2068 - Cameron Hanes' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-11-25. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #2068 - Cameron Hanes

Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out.
The Joe Rogan Experience.
Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.
What's up, Kevin?
You're all juiced up with stem cells.
You feel any different?
Are we live yet?
Yeah, we're live.
Oh, we are?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, I feel...
I don't know, you said I can't do anything for a few days, though.
Yeah, you really should be taking time off.
Like, we were talking about how Shane Dorian went down to Tijuana and he got,
like, this full-body stem cell treatment.
They injected his discs and they did all this jazz.
They told him, don't do anything for eight weeks.
Yeah.
You, like, walk.
But, you know, just let it heal.
Let it heal.
Eight weeks?
I know, it's hard.
Hey, could I get a little more volume?
Oh, you can turn it right there.
Oh, wait.
On that little thing?
Yeah.
We're like a radio station now.
We've got, like, real equipment.
Okay.
You've got a cough button, too, if you have to cough.
See?
Pretty cool.
That's pretty...
See, I don't have this.
See, I'm bare bones.
I'm, like, you know, Mattel version podcast.
You're, like, the hype.
You're way ahead of me when I started.
I started with a webcam.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Well...
I know, but you're the godfather.
You're the OG.
I definitely am not.
No.
Adam Curry's the godfather.
He's the podfather.
He was doing it, like, five years before me?
At least.
Hmm.
At least five years before me.
Well, you caught up.
Yeah, I caught up.
But he does it, like, much more underground.
Like, he stays...
He's got everything...
How does he have his setup?
Everything is, like, subscription-based.
I don't think he even has advertisers.
They still have it tied...
They have it tied into crypto, so everything's...
You can tip with bits and stuff, and it's distributed.
But he's a, like, super nerd.
He's into all that crypto shit.
I just...
It's too much for me.
I like bow hunting.
Yeah.
That's all I'm into.
I don't have time for this crypto stuff.
Right.
I believe in it.
I think it holds promise.
Every now and then, one of those FTX things happens where everybody loses
billions, and
I'm like, yeah, exactly.
That's why I didn't get involved in any of that shit.
Right.
There's a few of those companies that try to get me involved in sponsors and
stuff
like that, and do ads, and I was like, what are you doing?
What is this?
Coins?
And also those...
What about those card things?
Oh, you mean an NFT?
Yeah.
Yeah, see, that is not real.
I guess it's sort of an NFT, but that's really just an art gift from this guy,
Beeple.
And Beeple, who is this really cool artist who puts up a new piece of art every
day, 365
days a year.
He does stuff like that.
And it's all...
Have you ever seen his stuff?
I think maybe, but...
Pull up Beeple's Instagram, it's wild, wild shit.
Yeah, I want to look.
But he actually has a gallery, and in his gallery, he has things like this, but
enormous ones.
Like big, giant things that he's made, and all these...
It's really cool stuff.
So that's a different kind of an NFT.
Yeah, that's pretty sick.
His NFTs are...
You're getting digital, actual digital art, and it actually comes like this
thing that
he sent us.
It's like, it moves.
It's got like a little QR code, and you can scan that.
It's pretty cool.
Yeah, it's a different sort of experience.
But for the most part, I think the NFT shit, that's Sam Bank from Free to Jail.
Whack it off to pictures of his ex.
That's him.
Put that picture up.
That's his cell.
He's got the other guy on the wall with his eyes crossed out.
That's the guy that ratted him out.
Oh, man.
An iHeart.
See, there's a lot...
Look at him.
That's his ex-girlfriend.
See his lotion there?
Yes.
Luberderm.
Hilarious.
I mean, this is the kind of shit this guy does, and he does it every day.
Hilarious.
He's a super cool guy, too.
We had him in.
Yeah.
He was a lot of fun.
So, that I understand.
That is digital art.
I understand that.
But there's a lot of the NFTs, like the Bored Ape Yacht Club.
Yeah.
I was like, what is it?
Yeah.
For a while there, it seemed like everybody was making millions.
I'm like, what do I got to do here?
And so, can I make a hunting photo, an NFT, and just make a bunch of money?
Or how does this work?
I think a lot of people thought that at first.
And maybe if you hopped on the bandwagon at the very beginning before everybody
kind of woke up,
there's no there there, right?
So, like, here's the thing.
Like, people are like, well, it's yours, and you own it, and nobody can...
Yeah, but I could take a screenshot of it, and I have it on my phone.
Yeah.
And where are you going to look at it other than your phone?
Like, I literally have what someone paid a million dollars for if I wanted to
get a screenshot of it.
Yeah.
I could get that, and then it's on my phone.
It's not even a different resolution.
Like, what?
Oh, but it's not in your crypto wallet.
Okay.
I guess you win.
I love this argument.
It's fun.
But, like, that's the same.
Like, do you have a screenshot of the Mona Lisa on your phone?
You don't own the Mona Lisa.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's very different, because the Mona Lisa is a physical painting made by a
master artist that's in a frame, and you could look at it, and you could ponder
the thought behind it, the artistic expression, the technique in brush strokes
and painting.
This guy from hundreds and hundreds of years ago created this masterpiece that
endures today.
But couldn't you do that on your phone, too?
I mean, you could, like, what about that one?
Look, if you had a copy of the Mona Lisa, like, a print, and you put that on
your wall, I could, I mean, that still has merit.
That's still a piece of art.
But, like, the Bored Ape Yacht Club, pull up one of them Bored Apes.
Well, I was going to say, with this, with the Salvatore Monday, it would solve
a lot of the problem with this, because you would have known that Leonardo made
it, because when it was first printed and he made it for sale, ideally 500
years ago, it would have been on the blockchain.
And, like, the history of that would have been known.
And there was only one of them made and all of that.
If it was an NFT 500 years ago?
I'm saying, like, if it was equivalent to what NFTs are now, you would have,
the problem that existed with that whole documentary on, like, who made it, was
it repainted, and all that kind of stuff would never have been, that whole
thing would have never existed.
Okay, but this, that's not the best example, I see what you're saying.
That's an example, though, I'm just going to say.
Yeah, this is a way more complicated story.
Do you know about that thing?
Go back to that image again, please.
No.
That thing is wild, because that is supposedly a lost Leonardo da Vinci.
Supposedly.
But the problem is, there's a whole documentary on it.
Is it called The Lost Leonardo?
Is that the documentary?
That sounds right.
I mean, the picture is called Salvatore Mundi.
Right.
What is the documentary about?
But that painting was the most expensive painting, I believe, ever sold, or one
of the most expensive.
And they auctioned it at Christie's, and it sold for $450 million.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Now, here's the problem with it.
Most of that painting has been recreated.
Most of that painting has been touched up by a modern artist.
It's this woman.
And they show her doing it over, like, I think it was over a decade of working
just on this one, you know, like, 36 by 24, whatever the size painting is.
It's not a really big painting.
This lady worked on this one painting.
So, I think some...
So, she influenced it.
Not just influenced it.
Yeah.
Most of the work is her work.
Like, show the original.
This is what happened.
Someone found it somewhere at some sale, and they bought it for, like, really
cheap.
And then, as they're starting to go over this, it's all documentary in this
Lost Leonardo movie.
As they're starting to go over it, they start thinking, like, I think this is
Leonardo da Vinci's work.
And so, then it sells for quite a bit more, but then they have it brought to
this lady who's an art restorer, and she retouches it.
But there's a lot of problems with it.
And some of the problems are that it seems like it was multiple times it was
painted over, and it seems like more than one artist painted it.
And what they had originally versus what it is now looks very different.
Like, see if you can find...
I'm trying to find the correct example that you're describing, but here's one
example of it.
This was a 1913 version of it, and then it got cleaned up in 2005.
Wow.
Right, but there was a way worse version of it that they bought.
Well, so, yeah, yeah.
I mean, so that was two years later.
That's it.
Here's the restored version where they took everything off of it.
Yeah.
So, is that what that is?
Like, all those white stripes is the restored version?
It says clean state.
Clean state.
Okay, so they had to take off the paint that was put on to clean it up after
they restored it in 19...
What was it?
I mean, this was found in a collection in, like, the early 1900s, I think.
That was the other one that was restored.
Yeah, like the pencil one.
Yeah, that one right there.
So, the one on the left, they were saying, like, maybe this is Leonardo, and so
they cleaned it up.
But then this lady goes and paints over it.
So, like, look, go back up, please.
Go back up to that.
So, that image is kind of fucked up.
Like, if you're going to buy that, how much is that worth?
Right.
I mean, it's beautiful.
Like, look at the hand.
It's incredible.
You would think, well, maybe this is Leonardo da Vinci.
But so then this lady goes over the whole thing,
and then show the final version.
That's what I was trying to say.
I think it's at the bottom.
Okay.
And the final version is pretty stunning.
This is the after restorations on the right.
Yeah.
During restoration on the left.
It's so much more detailed than the original one that was all fucked up.
Yeah.
So, like, is that a Leonardo?
Or is it that lady who did it?
It seems like it's that lady.
It's a collab.
Yeah, it's a collab.
But that's not how it's being sold at.
No.
If you get the Mona Lisa, that's the fucking Mona Lisa.
Yeah, right.
I mean, that is Leonardo da Vinci's work,
and they kept it in pristine condition for all these years.
This is, like, some weird shit.
So, MBS, the ruler of Saudi Arabia, owns it,
and he just keeps it on a yacht.
The Mona Lisa?
No, that thing.
Oh, that one.
The Lost Leonardo.
He tried to make a deal.
Apparently, they talk about this in the documentary,
that he wanted to put it at the Louvre in Paris
next to the original Mona Lisa.
And the people in Paris were like,
yeah, we don't even know what this is.
Take four of those.
Four?
Yeah, I'd take four or six, if you want to be smart.
I didn't take this whole bottle.
Come on, man.
We're shooting you up with stem cells.
We're giving you alpha brain.
You're having the full Austin experience here, Cam Ains.
Here's these Oofy Apes.
I don't know if that's why we brought it up.
Well, those are worth millions.
Yeah.
Well.
Jamie bought these.
I have one.
Did you know the last time we mentioned his T-shirts,
and he made...
It was a nice little pop.
$3,000.
Which ones?
Pull that up, Jamie T-shirts?
Which T-shirts?
Yeah, mostly, I think.
We just did a little mention at the end of the podcast,
because he said he had this big spike in sales,
and he's like, what the hell happened on this day?
And it was like, us talking...
Because I mentioned something about young Jamie.
The best one is the...
I looked into it.
The rainbow.
That's a fun one.
I was thinking of giving that to Grush.
I didn't have it in my head in time.
He's looked into it the most.
Yeah, he's looked into it the most.
So you were saying that you're on the fence,
off the fence about Grush.
The story I was hearing is, it's just, it's a lot.
I'm going to skip a lot of it,
but what I was reading and slash what they were saying
is that one possibility that could be going on
is there is an...
I think we're taking in some of Graham Hancock stuff, too.
If 