Name: Sean Strickland Subdued a Man Fleeing From the Cops After Finding Him Hiding in His Driveway
Uploaded: 2023-11-29T18:24:15.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Sean Strickland Subdued a Man Fleeing From the Cops After Finding Him Hiding in His Driveway' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-11-29. Transcript available.

- The Joe Rogan Experience.
- There's certain guys like Max Holloway
doesn't even spar, he just fights.
He says, "I know how to fight.
"I don't wanna get beat up in the gym
"and go into a fight compromised."
He goes, "I wanna go into a fight 100%,
"so I don't even spar."
He just does drills and he's one of the best alive.
But then there's guys like Sean Strickland
that spar constantly.
Did you see his house got broken into?
- Yeah, yeah.
- Pull that video up.
What a wrong house to break into.
- Out of all the houses.
Out of all the houses to fuck with, that guy.
UFC middleweight champion who is a gun nut.
- Yeah.
- And really knows how to use guns.
- Yeah, out of all the guys.
- Yeah, he trains.
Every photo that he has, he does YouTube videos,
there's fucking ARs on the wall behind him.
Like he's not fucking around kids, he's ready.
- He's hilarious, that guy is hilarious.
- He's very funny.
- He's like.
- He's so marketable as like an anti-hero,
but also a hero.
- Yeah.
- You know, he's a guy.
- Well here, go to the volume.
Give me some volume.
So there's this drunk guy and he's outside Sean's apartment.
Sean sees him.
It's a music play.
- So he throws the guy down on the ground, points a gun at him, and he's
standing on him.
I don't know what the guy was doing.
It seems like the guy was just obliterated drunk and he thought the guy was
trying to rob him,
but I think the guy was just shit-faced and he was looking for his keys or
something.
- No.
- What was he doing?
- What was he doing?
He says he was arrested.
He hit a curb.
Okay.
So he was driving drunk.
He stomped out a girl.
Oh my God.
Oh, a security guard saw him stomp out a girl.
He jumped into his car and drove off.
Security followed him.
He hit a curb, completely shredded his tire, drove on the rim for a while, then
jumped out
and tried to hide at Sean Strickland's house.
- Oh my gosh.
- Yeah.
Whoops.
Wrong dude.
- I'm gonna hide.
Wrong dude.
- That's karma.
That is the universe sending you to the wrong spot.
- The gravitational pull to Sean's house was strong.
- He was such a cunt.
He was such a cunt that the universe guided him to the absolute worst place he
could ever
be while he just did those things.
Stomped out a girl, drove drunk, smashed his car into a curb, ditched it, tried
to hide
at the absolute wrong spot.
That guy's social media has got to be some of the most entertaining social
media.
- Oh, he's hilarious.
And he's a champion.
So it's like he's behaving like a wild young contender, but he's the number one
guy on earth.
I mean, listen, it's hard to say.
Look, people can say what they want about that Adesanya fight.
Oh, Izzy wasn't himself.
Dude, he wasn't himself because he got clipped with a bomb of a right hand by
Strickland
in that first round.
Strickland connected with a picture-perfect right hand, rocked Izzy, and then
hit him with...
How many shots did he hit him with afterwards?
Eight?
Ten?
Clean shots to the head?
Left hooks?
In the clinch?
I mean, of course he wasn't himself after that.
You get hit like that in a fight, you're a fucksville for the rest of those...
I mean, he probably doesn't remember those rounds.
He fought five rounds compromised.
Who knows how dinged up he got?
Only he knows.
Only Izzy knows how bad he got hurt in that first round.
But when you get rocked that way and your legs give out and you go down like Izzy
did, that's a concussion, kids.
You got rocked.
That's a real getting rocked.
That guy did that.
So you can talk all the shit you want, you know, because Strickland seems like
he's got this awkward style and people think he's not as good as he is.
But you watch him tune dudes up, you're like, that guy's a motherfucker, man.
You know, he spars more than anybody in the UFC and they put a mouthpiece that
measures how many times you get hit.
He gets hit less than anyone.
Seriously?
He's got phenomenal defense, man.
Holy shit.
Phenomenal defense.
His distance management is off the charts and it's because he's constantly sparring.
So like that's what he does better than anybody.
He fights.
Right.
So far as have you seen the videos of him sparring?
He's fucking fighting.
You're fighting him.
Yeah.
Like boxers come in and talk shit.
He beats the fuck out of them with just boxing.
He's fucking dangerous, man.
So the universe led that guy to that man's house.
That's like perfect karmic justice.
Oh, it's beautiful.
For a guy who stomps out a girl and then drives drunk and treads his car and
tries to run, that is an absolute perfect way.
And then it's all on camera.
It's amazing.
Yeah.
The universe.
Sometimes it delivers.
Yeah.
Sometimes there's an opening and that fucking wounded gazelle.
Wanders into Sean Strickland's house.
You fucking victim.
Yeah.
That cunt of a gazelle.
God.
Every now and then.
Yeah.
Every now and then the universe will give us one of those.
Yeah.
And thank God.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
It's good.
It's good at this.
But again, that's the right to keep and bear arms.
That's that's freedom.
That's like the ability to protect yourself.
He didn't know who the fuck that guy was.
What if that guy was a creep?
He didn't know who the fuck that guy was a creep.
He didn't know who the fuck that guy was a creep.
He didn't know who the fuck that guy was a creep.
He didn't know who the fuck that guy was a creep.
He didn't know who the fuck that guy was a creep.
He didn't know who the fuck that guy was a creep.
He didn't know who the fuck that guy was a creep.