Name: Joe Rogan Experience #2071 - Kim Congdon & Sara Weinshenk
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Joe Rogan Experience #2071 - Kim Congdon & Sara Weinshenk

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The Joe Rogan Experience.
Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.
Okay.
Oh.
Oh, hi.
Hi.
What's up, ladies?
Hi, hi, hi.
Welcome to town.
Thanks.
Like, legit, you guys are here now.
We're here now.
How's it feel?
It feels good.
Have you said y'all yet?
Y'all?
I've been saying y'all.
Yeah?
Yeah.
I'm from Florida.
Oh, right.
Y'all.
Florida's weird.
Y'all and Saul.
It's kind of southern, but it's not really.
Yeah.
Like, S-A-W?
Saul?
What?
I saw him.
Yeah, I saw him over there.
No.
I saw him.
What are you saying?
Saul him?
I saw him.
I saw him.
I saw him.
But you're saying it all together.
It's like, Saul him.
Yeah, like, I saw him over there.
What a Saul him moment.
No, like, I saw him.
Post 9-11.
Like, oh, shit.
He went over there.
I just saw him.
Mm.
Oh.
Okay.
Texas, they like to say, especially.
Especially?
Especially.
Don't love that.
Yeah.
A lot of people, well, especially.
They say that.
Especially.
Hey, hey, hey.
That's not the word.
Don't say it like that.
I like the video that's going viral right now with the redneck dude.
And he goes, I don't care what you call me, but you don't call me that.
What does he say?
He said, you can call me anything you want, but don't call me that.
Don't call him what?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm guessing the N-word.
And I'm guessing gay.
I'm guessing gay.
But isn't there, like, if that was a thing about that movie, that show Ozark,
there's
a distinction between a redneck and a hillbilly.
There he is.
Oh.
When you're a big guy and someone calls you hoss, bubba, or big boy.
He called me anything you want, but don't call me that.
Wow.
That's a real guy.
Yeah.
That's a real guy.
But remember in the movie, did you guys watch Ozark?
Mm-mm.
That Netflix show?
I watched a little bit of it.
Is that with Jason Bateman?
Yeah.
Yeah, I did watch a lot of it.
Fucking great series.
It is good.
It's fucking great.
Mm-hmm.
But there's this really wild lady who's a drug smuggler, that older lady.
And she kills this dude because he calls her either a redneck or a hillbilly.
I forget which one it was.
They had this giant-
Hillbilly, probably.
Giant drug deal with the cartel.
And they're about to set this drug deal, and the dude said something about them
being hillbillies.
And so she blows his fucking brains out with a shotgun.
It's like, what the fuck?
That's crazy.
That she was so mad at that word.
That's a white slur.
It's either we're rednecks and we're not hillbillies, or we're hillbillies, not
rednecks.
Which one?
I mean, they both seem like the same to me.
Hillbillies more insulting.
I'll tell you that.
Is it?
Yeah.
It's a way to call a redneck uneducated and incest, pretty much.
It's like there's rednecks, but then if you say hillbilly, it's a little more.
That's what I think.
In Florida, you would say hillbilly and more insulting.
Like you fucking hillbilly.
Interesting because a lot of guys will call themselves hillbillies and be proud
of it, though.
Yeah, but it's more like a self-deprecating thing, like a joke at that point.
I don't know.
I'm a valley girl.
I don't know much about hillbilly redneck clown.
I'm talking out of my ass, too.
I'm talking out of my ass.
I don't understand.
I didn't even know until that show that there was an issue with one of those
words.
I don't even know which one that really upsets them.
But that she was willing to shoot this guy and fuck up this whole drug deal.
I don't think it's that serious, but...
It is with her.
With her, it is.
Yeah, but she has other issues.
I believe that lady's real.
That lady, whoever that actress is, who's that woman who played that role?
I was just looking it up.
I had her name up.
Sorry.
I love that curly husband.
Oh, yeah.
Crazy bitch.
That lady is a beast.
Oh, yeah.
I remember now.
She's a beast.
She's so good in that role.
Oh, my God.
You believe every second of every word that comes out of her mouth.
You're like, that is that lady.
That's a real crazy murder and drug dealer lady.
She shot a guy in the dick.
Whoa.
I want to act so bad.
That looks so fun.
That does look so fun.
You don't like, yeah.
Yeah.
Acting, so fun.
Really?
Yeah.
Have you done it?
Yeah.
I love it.
You love it?
We love it.
What parts do you love?
I hate to say this.
Sometimes I like it more than stand-up.
Damn.
I do.
I just think it's just different.
They're just different.
I like being someone else other than myself and becoming a different character
and actually
doing that.
I used to do it a lot before I started stand-up and then I fell in love with
stand-up and now
I'm just like stand-up, stand-up, stand-up.
I kind of feel the exact opposite.
I like finding a character and finding myself in them.
Instead of not being myself, I like finding a character and then seeing how I
would be
them and putting myself in their shoes.
That makes sense.
I love that because then I get to see different perspectives.
I'm pretty like, I have a therapist and he says that I see in black and white.
It's either this or that and there's no in between.
Cognitive distortions.
Yeah, I do.
And so when I'm acting, it forces me to have perspective for others.
Interesting.
Because you're pretending to be a person so you're thinking like a person like
that would
think.
When normally I wouldn't even consider it.
I would be just like, this is the way it is.
Right.
So it really opens up a whole, it makes me almost more empathetic and
everything.
It makes me, yeah.
So I really like it.
Because there is something about being able to think, to think in gray.
You know what I mean?
So yeah, it's really fun.
I didn't, I didn't ever think I would like it, but I fucking love it.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, yeah.
Who, who doesn't put their phone on do not disturb?
Dude, I gotta tell you, I don't know who this is.
It's not a number, but the, the caller ID says try to judge me incorporated.
Whoa.
Wait, that's so weird.
That's who's calling you?
Yeah.
You should screenshot that.
I am going to.
That used to be, when I was in my 20s, I tried to start a website called trytojudgeme.com
with Mel.
It's you calling me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's so weird.
Yeah, whoever the, don't get involved with them.
Try to judge me.
But two was a two.
They're starting out at 10.
Like, whoa.
What do we do?
You're just calling me.
Are we in a fight already?
Whoever this is.
Their whole name is an argument.
Yeah.
Like, right away.
Bad energy as soon as you read it.
I don't know who that is, but don't call me back.
How many scams do you get, like, on your phone every day?
A lot.
A lot, right?
Yeah.
How do they get numbers?
Sometimes they almost trick me.
They're like, you missed your package.
Clip this link.
And I order so much shit.
And I'm like, oh, no.
They almost get me sometimes.
Yeah.
Yeah, there's so many.
There's new ones.
I got an alert from American Express that says, your phone number was leaked on
the dark web.
Oh, no.
And I was like, that sounds really bad.
So I called them and they were like, yeah, sometimes that happens.
If you get a lot of scam calls, you might have to change your number.
Whoa.
I'm like, who's leaking my number on the dark?
I need to change my number.
My number's leaked right now.
Currently.
And I just haven't because it's a pain in the ass.
Do you think we're ever going to get to a point where numbers are literally
going to be like Instagram DMs?
Like, everyone's just going to be able to get your number?
For me, it doesn't really make a difference, right?
Like, if someone has your number versus having access to your DMs, no, can't
you just block them?
Yeah, you definitely could block them, but then they could start a new account.
There's something about having my number that seems a little more threatening
than someone just having my...
It definitely is, but what I'm saying is when you think about it, it's kind of
the same.
Yeah, when you think about it, that's what's weird.
It's kind of...
If you're responding and you have your announcements turned on, your
notifications turned on, those little DMs are going to show up on your phone
just like a text would.
Yeah.
Right.
Yeah.
So what are we doing?
Like, they can't actually call you up, but they can.
They can go...
Like, a friend of mine called me through Instagram.
That's the scariest.
When random dudes...
I go, what is this?
How are you doing this?
He's like, dude, you can call people from Instagram.
Dude, you know what I stopped doing?
I stopped going...
So scary.
I went live one time and Instagram had requests where people can join your live.
I'm like, this might be fun taking in calls.
Nightmare.
And I had like a thousand people on that shit and I answer it and this dude
just started stripping as quick as he could on the live.
And I was screaming.
I didn't know what to do.
Everybody was like, leave it on.
Like, pressuring me to leave it on.
I didn't want to make it not entertaining.
Like, it was a lot.
And that guy just was trying to jerk off as quick as he could on live.
And I was like, whoa.
That sounds scary.
So, yeah, there's a whole world.
They can get into your life via Instagram, too.
They'll find a way to show you their dicks.
Imagine being a dude that just sprints to jerk off like the moment people are
staring at him.
So horny.
It's my chance.
You know what?
If you're that horny, sprint to jerk off.
Do what you need to do to not shoot up a school.
I don't know what to tell you.
I don't think it's horny people shooting up those schools.
I think it is.
I think it's super depressed people.
But a little horny, too.
Why horny?
Because they're probably, that's probably a big, if you're having regular sex,
you're less depressed.
If you just came, you're less likely, like, right after you post not clarity.
No one's going to shoot up a school right after they just jizzed.
Think of the children.
Well, that's probably also part of the depression, is that they're not getting
any affection.
Right.
You know?
Hug your local incel.
There's some broken humans out there.
There are.
There's just a lot of people that are lonely.
And they're medicated.
Well, yeah.
You know about the broken people.
When we tried to do, when you opened for Joey.
Yeah.
Do you know this story?
How I got my blue checkmark.
What happened?
You know how I got verified on Instagram.
How?
Okay.
I've been trying to get verified on Instagram for, like, 10 years.
Sitting in, you send in a stupid fucking thing.
And you send in the articles that you've been mentioned in.
And they would always ignore it.
And then, last year in November.
It was October.
In October.
We opened for Joey at Sony Hall.
At Broadway.
Sold out show.
We were so excited.
I had the best set.
I just had, like, one of the best sets of my life in this sold out theater.
Everyone's like, whoa!
Like, literally standing ovation, right?
I get off stage.
I'm going to get my camera that's on a tripod in the back.
And, like, during the chaos at people being like, great job.
You know, you have to walk past people to walk out.
And then, um, and some dude pokes my vagina.
Oh, yes.
Did you hear this story?
Yeah.
So he does that.
But then when I turn around to see who does it, he acts like he's blind and
disabled.
So then, immediately, I'm, like, kind of just, like, my adrenaline's pumping
just from the set itself.
And then that just happened.
And then I see that it's a blind person.
So I'm just, like, overwhelmed.
And then people are trying to, like, say hi and, you know, whatever after my
set.
So I go to sit with Sarah.
And I go, Sarah, like, some blind dude just, like, accidentally poked me in the
vagina.
And she goes, you got assaulted.
I'm, like, what the fuck are you talking about?
A blind guy touched you in the pussy.
She brings me down to reality where I'm, like, I have, like, a moment, like,
that's so Raven, where I go, like, and I go, like, I got touched.
And it turned into, like, a whole thing.
Oh, God.
Because now I'm, like, kind of pissed that I even let it.
Is the blind guy walking around still?
This story gets crazier, Joe.
So now J