Name: Joe Rogan Experience #2072 - Stavros Halkias
Uploaded: 2023-12-05T00:00:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #2072 - Stavros Halkias' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-05. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #2072 - Stavros Halkias' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-05. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #2072 - Stavros Halkias

i don't know they have i think it's their own blend some kind of tobacco yeah
let's go live
and sort this out yeah come on you know how podcasting works we're wasting all
this beautiful
yeah i was recording it we use every part of the buffalo we missed this entire
jamie ordering a
half cow what's wrong with the house i love that i'm i'm with homesteader i'm
with prepper jamie
jamie's got canned peaches in his basement i just thought it was a texas thing
what getting a half
a cow yeah yeah well it is well one of the beautiful things about living around
here is
that there are a bunch of like really good ranchers and you could buy meat from
someone who you know
they grew the cow you know they didn't pump it full of antibiotics and hormones
there's a lot
of grass-fed ranchers out here that's nice i think that's what i was thinking
one day i would love a
nice i would love a nice fucking grass-fed ribeye oh better rest i'm a big fan
of the grass-fed ribeyes
most people are so used to corn fed though you you get that pinkish what makes
do you know the
difference between prime i do not i do not wait what's the difference between
corn fed and grass
grass-fed um grass-fed is how they normally eat that's how a cow usually eats
they just eat grass
grass okay but then when they want to really um plump them up quickly they feed
them corn
so most steaks if you go to like a steakhouse unless they specify it's corn-fed
or grain-fed gotcha
yeah the bbl the bbl of cow trough is fucking corn fed i like my yeah a grass-fed
is nice but i couldn't tell you the difference they're darker
it's a little chewier tastes better to me i like the flavor more the bbl who
was the fucking first doctor
that was like i know what to do with this extra fat
it's genius it's like how a baby would be a doctor yeah you know what i mean it's
like oh let's put it in their cheeks
have you seen one in real life though i have and it was pretty good yeah yeah
yeah yeah if you get them fresh
bbls are like bbls are like fish you know you want them you don't want them
hanging out too long you don't want too many kids you know what i mean
like but if you get them right out right after dr miami you know what i mean
right like you get them
four months after healing oh some pretty cool stuff
like i'm gonna admit that yeah dry aged beef yeah exactly exactly you gotta let
that perfect 30 day mark yes
you scrape off that weird top part you know and underneath there's a nice bubbly
butt cheeks
it is funny to fuck somebody with a huge ass when your dick is so little though
it's like i it's like my dick
was like being stopped by the cheeks my head was probably this much in her
pussy that makes sense
really you have to really concentrate on tightening up your butt cheeks
and keeping that forward thrust yeah you don't want to have like too much laxity
on the back end
no no you don't have a rigid wall you know like you're only going back in doom
and back in and back in
i have to get my deadlift form down just so i can fuck a girl with a huge ass
i think kettlebell swings okay it's all on the hips okay no kettlebell swings
it's a hip hinge
that's what you want to work on i think carrying a gigantic stomach
like has to kind of strengthen the back you know what i mean yeah i mean it
destroys your back too
yeah but for those 45 seconds when i'm in that in those uh fake butt cheeks it's
pretty good well i was
thinking that about like like ralphie may used to have the most fucking
gigantic calves and i was like
ralphie if you lost weight yeah you you'd be able to kick through a fucking
wall bro check these
fuck have you seen these little bad boys let me see these bad boys dude this is
awesome
this is what i'm coming on the show for
huh calves check these fuckers yeah let me see the calves what do i put them up
here yeah up there
oh jesus christ oh my god that's massive look at those but it makes sense yeah
i mean you're
basically rucking all day what's rucking rucking is like when guys hike with a
heavy heavy heavy
backpack oh yeah it's great cardio absolutely yeah you're rucking i'm rob i'm
doing a 34 year ruck
we're shedding it any day now bro if you lost weight you'd have tremendous leg
power oh yeah
i gotta get in there bert looks great he really does he's sending us a picture
today he's down to
230 he drinks one day a week that's it and he says he's on a strict carnivore
diet
injured do you think his vices will he'll fall apart yeah yeah he's got no
chance
this is the montage he's gonna gain it all back just so he can try to lose it
again because he needs
something to do i mean that's lunatic how about being on a constant world tour
is that something
to do bert yeah that seems a little lunatic too i think well you know when i
met bert bert
bert didn't have any money and now bert is rolling in dough and i just think he
just likes that too much
and he wants that to keep coming and it's like you know to go from a guy who
you know really didn't
do well on the road to now all of a sudden you're selling out clubs now all of
a sudden you're selling
out theaters now now you're doing arenas yeah four or five nights a week it's
insane i get it
i get it it's fun it i yeah it's it feels like because i did the fully loaded
tour i did a weekend
on it was insane so much fun but it does feel like if a guy who was like
working funny bones
got a wish from a genie to sell out arenas yeah he would behave the way bert's
behaving
right you know what i mean it's like right it is kind of like that it's crazy i
mean he's having
the best time he's partying constantly he's very happy it's all yeah you can't
even because you can't
deny him that my instinct is to be like dude you gotta slow down but you i was
with him he's the only one
having the best time ever like you know what i mean it's like he's having the
best time in the
fucking world everyone's like oh we gotta get up again bird i'm on the dude i
was literally napping
in the bunk on mushrooms and i was like i have to go do an arena right now i
just want to chill man
this is too much well he has a different constitution than most humans it's
crazy it's it's got to be
genetic there's something going on there that he must have a long line of
people from his
yeah ancestry that imbibed you know yeah absolutely he could just put it away
no it's crazy and
he could put it away and just be hanging out with you and you're like wait how
many drinks have
you had yeah him and gillis shane's out of control bro he sat here with ari and
went ari
tried to go beer for beer with him and he was insane 16 17 beers in and the guy
doesn't even
have to slur his words no also he's giant he's huge big dude yeah and also a
lot of flesh
yeah yeah yeah ari's a sickly old man that's elder abuse to do that to ari ari
seems like he's 50
years older than me and he's younger than me by quite a bit he's at least 10
years younger than
me right how old is ari yeah wait i think ari's like 45 i don't know google are
you looking up into
the what do you think that page looks like that search looks like you google ari
shafir 49 49 oh
yeah well he's got to like he's a man who's like his genes are he should be a
rabbi i mean he looks
like a rap yeah that's what he was gonna do i mean he was literally studying
the talmud like 12 hours a
day he did the whole deal like he went to israel and he was on his way he was
very religious when i met
him he was just breaking out of that wow how how long ago is this boy when did
ari's first start coming
to the store look at that that's not a rabbi the beard's amazing the beard's
amazing his posture
yeah the beard's incredible yeah um i think i met him boy i guess it had to
have been in the 2000s
makes sense like maybe 2000 2001 okay so that was somewhere around 23 years ago
and ari was like
yeah i was like 25. huh and he had lost his religion i'm not sure because we
didn't really start talking
about that until afterwards when we became better friends right right right i
just knew him as a door
guy at the store just really really smart dude i remember talking to him oh
this motherfucker's on the
ball yeah he's smart yeah before 23 years of destroying his brain well he's
still he's still smart but it's like
you know when you talk to people um for me at least when i'm talking to like a
door guy
or an open micro guy i have all the hope in the world for you i really do but
there's some dudes you talk to you're like oh this guy's so dumb yeah it's not
happening he's
dull his mind's not working well or he's just like leap into stupid conclusions
or he doesn't have a thing
you try and slip him an hvac you never have a brochure for hvac you never know
some of them
find mushrooms and crack through that's how they do it it does it does happen
right i've seen some
guys like he's not gonna make it and they make it you're like wow but you kind
of look at them like
a salmon going up river oh yeah like how many you get past the grizzlies bear
food baby
that's coming out of a fangs but i remember talking to ari the first time i
talked to him and
i was like oh this dude's clever he's smart and then once we became friends and
he started telling
me his background then i was fascinated i know so what what made you give up on
this you know yeah
i know he's talked about it i don't remember the exact whether it was a a
moment or were there's
multiple moments where he gave up on it yeah maybe getting pussy for the first
time but bro is he such
a freak can you imagine yeah i wonder when he got pussy but i think it was like
when he was like 25.
yeah but his fucking special jew is so good well that's what i was going to say
about what this
conversation we're having not only was it so good and it was like so
interesting to hear from that
but i also felt like he just scratched the surface like i feel like there's so
much more in that like
self-reflection 100 he could do jew too 100 jude to electric boogaloo and he
could do it better
than electric jugaloo i'm sorry where's mark when you need him
comedy oh my god the text message chain that i have with him and shane we have
a
we have a protect our parks text message chain oh yeah and every now and then
he'll
fucking chime in with a norman yeah yeah yeah these zingers his brain works
different than
anybody's yeah he's it's the most like he's just looking for a pun for always
well he's just a real
comedian absolutely i mean that's the guy is you can't get him to do anything
else no his wedding
was hilarious i bet dude he's i see it like you can tell he's a guy who's
trained himself on you know
deflecting never like being emotional or being honest or oh not honest open and
then dude he was
so uncomfortable and what's supposed to be the best moment of your life he's
just like
there's no way to do a pun like he was squirming it was like i was i was
sitting there
to just be like tell his wife how he loved her and he's just like can i call
her gay
you know he would have preferred to be like love you homo yeah yeah you
probably would have
preferred that but it was a great wedding yeah women get upset if you don't
take that thing very
seriously yeah if you call her fatty in your vows that sounds totally like
something he would do
and she'd be screaming ever afterwards it's my special day he killed it though
it's an incredible
wedding that's awesome yeah your weddings are touch and go they can be great or
they could be
schultz's was awesome oh that's a that's a that knows how to
you know celebrate you know yeah he knows how to put stuff together he had um
sushi by scratch
cater it it was awesome yeah sushi at a wedding that's really good sushi too it's
like
you know a lot of comics were there a lot of our friends were there it was a
good time that's a
great time it was in montecito you ever been to montecito oh my god i don't
even know where the
fuck that is it's in california it's like above sam it's like in the santa barbara
area okay it's
one of the most beautiful areas of california and italian imm