Name: Joe Rogan Experience #2075 - Protect Our Parks 10 (Part 2)
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Joe Rogan Experience #2075 - Protect Our Parks 10 (Part 2)

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Lights are nuts because all cats will fight each other. Like if they find each
other out in the wild, they're never really cool with each other.
Oh, sometimes they are. Sometimes if they're in the neighborhood. They get
buddies, yeah.
But don't they have to grow up together? Yeah, it's like women. They hate each
other.
You know, you ever notice how women don't have friends?
So, you know who hates women the most? Women?
Girl power.
Who runs the world? Girls.
Who runs the world? Jews.
I bought you that book, by the way.
What about all those bridges? Who runs the world Jews?
No, the Lizzo book that I say in the picture.
Oh, I thought you were joking. Lizzo's got a book? Is it a cookbook?
I'm going to read it.
What was the book? What did it say?
I don't want to eat part of this.
Chicken soup for the soul?
I was like, I got to buy this.
You actually bought that?
Yes.
I gave you Bloodlands.
You gave me Lizzo.
That sounds like a balance topper.
Bro, I can't even read that.
Oh, you mean the Lizzo way?
Yeah, that way.
100% that book you need.
That's it.
I got you that.
Oh, you got me that?
Yeah, I'll bring it in next time.
I thought when she got in trouble, it would just blow a hole through everything.
Come on.
I thought when they were coming after her for body shaming.
You think you're going to get a...
For what?
For being a diva?
What was the worst thing she did?
Yeah, it was like, it would put an end.
Do you see?
What was the worst thing she did?
What's the worst thing she did?
Can we just enjoy it?
She didn't do anything.
Yeah.
She's innocent.
Also, for real.
I know it's like, free Lizzo.
Free Lizzo.
She didn't do shit.
She didn't do shit.
Squeak.
What was her accusations?
Like, she made a performer show of Banana for Pussy or something?
Yeah, like, come on.
Normal shit.
Fucking baller shit, dude.
Lizzo rules.
Lizzo rules.
I've seen her.
Puts on a good concert.
She's good.
I've seen her.
Although, I will say, I was actually pissed when they made her twerk with, I
think it was
James Madison's flute.
Why?
Pissed me off.
Why?
It was just such a bullshit.
I kind of like it.
I think it symbolizes the time we're living in.
I think it does do it.
Lizzo can twerk.
It's maybe, but maybe not.
It depends on your perspective.
I'm with you.
It's just an artifact.
It's the most fun time to be alive.
Here's, here's, genuinely, it's like, I get it.
I genuinely don't care about that guy's fucking flute.
Fuck him.
I don't like it.
Something about you.
It's like, I thought you were married.
But I know why they're celebrating it.
Right.
They're like, yeah, yeah, in your fucking face.
And it's like, come on, dude.
The guy founded America?
Yeah.
Yeah, what did you do wrong?
Like, that's the, I know they don't give a fuck about history.
Right.
And by they, I mean white liberals.
She played a 200-year-old flute.
Jesus.
Man.
That was Zembic.
That, yeah, I guess I don't give a fuck about it.
I have zero problem with that.
That could have been a replica.
I mean, she was, she wasn't playing it, like, recklessly.
She's the only one who says rock flute anymore.
She was just talking about she played it, which is fine.
Imagine the street cred you would get if you spiked it and said, fuck white
supremacy.
That would kill.
Oh, my God.
That would be the most polarizing moment in human history.
That would be big.
I'd be like, wow.
I'd be like, what the fuck?
For the record, I take back my opinion from one minute ago.
I still think it sucks.
Yeah, I get the thing that does suck about it, though, is them covering it.
That's the problem.
They're covering it because they want you to be mad.
She might have been doing it because, like, oh, I'm playing one of the
presidents.
Well, that's what they did.
That's pretty cool.
The Smithsonian was like, you play the flute.
You're a major performer.
We want you to play the flute.
So she did it.
But all she did is wriggle her butt a little.
Is that the biggest problem we have?
Whether there's fucking drone bombings in Yemen.
Invasion of Ukraine and, like, what?
Who gives a fuck?
I know, but that's where it gets confusing.
She did what she does.
She did, first of all, she did it in her underwear.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Costume.
I mean, look how she's dressed.
Go back to that, please.
Please?
Please.
I'm eating here.
Is the wiggling of the buttocks...
I'd take it back.
If they approved that costume, so they approved this costume.
I'd take it all back.
She's going to run for Senate.
Nah, I'm back.
I hate it.
We're all over the place with this.
Can I hear how good she played it?
Yeah.
She's a good flautist.
She is.
Flaute.
She does love flute.
Keep that in mind.
It would be funny if they were like, this is actually a Native American flute.
This is her instrument.
Oh, Mark, now I take it back.
Now I'm back in.
I'm going to take it back.
I like what she did.
Who cares?
I think it actually rules.
Her one instrument is the flute.
And she's like, I'm playing a president's my instrument.
And she did it well.
Yeah.
And so she fucking moved her body a little bit.
Who gives a shit?
That's fine.
I agree with that.
Joe.
What does it say?
What does it say?
What does it say?
Joe, stop making me the bad guy.
While racists play dog whistles?
What is the problem?
What?
The problem people are having with Lizzo has nothing to do with the flute or
history.
It has everything to do with the fact that she's a black woman playing a flute
that belonged
to a slave owner.
Oh, shit, Rex.
Dude, what a big downer.
Can you write any positive stories?
Here's my take.
Here's my take.
If you're a right-wing conservative person and you get mad at Lizzo playing the
flute like
that.
That's left-wing.
The left-wing people are mad at that?
No, no, no.
He's mad at them playing a black slave owner.
No, the right-wing people are mad that she played that.
The right-wing people are mad.
Because why?
He's saying it's dog whistles.
Listen, he's saying that the right-wing people are mad.
He's saying the right-wing people are mad because she's playing the flute of a
slave owner?
Exactly.
Yes.
That's what he's saying.
Wouldn't left-wing be mad?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
She's playing the instrument of the enemy?
Yes, I hear what you're saying.
Why would it be the other way?
You could go that way, too.
Why would it be the other way?
Because the right-wing people are mad that she is being disrespectful.
Oh, the angel again!
The right-wing people are being mad.
No!
No, Ari!
Angel Salazar!
No!
I'm sorry.
The Jews killed Jesus and an angel.
I'm sorry.
The right-wing people are mad because Lizzo is supposedly being disrespectful
to a historical flute.
But clearly, she's not being disrespectful at all.
She's loving the flute.
She's playing the flute.
No, it's got to be left-wing people mad.
She's holding it very carefully.
Yes, I agree with that.
She's playing it well.
Yes, Jim.
It's got to be left-wing people mad.
No, no, it's right-wing people.
But she's being Lizzo while she's doing it.
Like, if you're going to hire Lizzo to do it.
What do you want her to do?
She's going to do what Lizzo does.
It's like Rosanna at the National Anthem.
Exactly.
I'm going to make sure I'm Rosanna.
Exactly.
Perfect.
Lizzo, Lizzo, Lizzo, Lizzo.
We are Team Lizzo.
We're Team Lizzo.
Play Lizzo's fucking first song that was good.
We're Team Lizzo.
I stand behind her.
I just took a DNA test.
Minnesota Viking.
Yes.
Shit, that's rules.
Yeah, this song fucking actually rules.
It rules.
Fat women are funny.
Don't get involved in the anchor.
Just this song rules.
Yes, Joe.
This is a good tune.
How many views?
Oh my God, you missed him.
You almost broke my TV, you fucking idiot.
How many views on this song?
There you go, perfect.
Five million.
That's a super...
You're surprised this lady made money to eat a banana?
This song slaps.
Yeah, I tell her.
There you go.
This is a good song.
Crazy that her backup dancers are mad at her.
She's fun.
She's having fun.
You know, that's always how it works, little man.
That's always how it works.
That's sad.
Backup dancers always get upset.
Can you please keep playing it?
It's like, how do you run the thing?
They're your backup dancers.
How do you run the thing?
Do you run the thing like someone, you know, who's a tyrant?
Or do you run the thing like you're a benevolent dictator?
How do you run that camp?
I know.
You gotta keep control of these ladies and look at them out of line.
Fat ladies.
Wasn't she saying they were losing weight?
Also, who's she bringing with?
But there was also that show that she had.
You're a fat dancer.
Be lucky to be alive.
Put those ladies on tour and their ankles couldn't sustain it.
Like, you're on tour now.
She had a show?
Yeah, they were on tour.
These ladies were dancing on tour.
Wasn't there like some kind of crazy thing?
My 600-pound life.
It was like a lot.
No.
It was like these big girls that were dancing on tour.
There you go.
They're big.
They were all blowing out MCLs.
Wow, that just looks like an airport.
Damn, look at that big dog's back in the airport.
These are big girls?
This just looks like Saturday night at the club.
So they get out there and just fucking...
You guys see the guy on the left?
Whoa, what's going on there?
Is that a guy?
Is this the California Panthers?
It's a fucking H Foley, dude.
Jesus Christ.
Sumo team.
It's an Ozimbik ad.
Oh my God.
Bo, there he's up.
There he's up.
There he's up.
She's a fun lady.
Yeah.
Yeah, she's a fun lady.
We gotta get her on here.
No.
Yeah.
I highly doubt she'd be interested in that.
I think she would.
I think she would.
I think she might stop herself, but she would be interested because she fucking
rules.
Well, listen, man.
If you watch all that, that's all fun to me.
I don't have any problem with the way she played that flute.
She was really good at it.
Good flute.
Who else is doing rock flute?
It went to the 70s?
Then nothing until today.
They also must have, like, greenlit it.
Like, it's not like it was her idea.
Of course they greenlit it.
Yeah, but that was the thing.
I want to play this.
It was the gay, they were saying it was fucking liberal-ass, liberal-smissonian,
liberal-ass-smissonian.
So they wanted it to happen because they wanted her to play the flute of a
slave owner?
Is that right?
No.
A president.
Yes, they did.
Yeah, they wanted to be like, we did it.
But kind of didn't they do it?
Didn't they do it, though?
Like, isn't that, like, okay to celebrate?
Like, isn't it okay?
I mean, isn't that a weird thing?
I know.
I agree.
It is a weird thing.
I mean, it's kind of pretty badass.
Like, one of the most famous black artists is playing a flute of a guy who owns
slaves.
Imagine being at the concert.
That's the most American thing possible.
It's pretty fucking American.
Yeah.
Very American.
Imagine being at the concert and this guy's playing a fucking president.
This flute and you're in the audience go, I don't know how I feel about this.
Well, nobody in the audience.
Instead of going, this rules.
Yeah, but then I saw it on Twitter and I had a couple drinks and I was looking
at it and
I was going, I don't know how I feel about this.
At the show, it would have been like, this is, I was at the show where she
played the fucking
president's flute.
Yeah.
That is cool.
They're not doing that in Germany.
Yeah.
They're not doing it in Germany.
They're not playing Bobby Weinstein.
It hit old harmonica.
It really all depends on your reverence for the faith, right?
He's just doing the fucking imperial march on harmonica.
Although I will say, if some Jew ripped a fucking electric guitar that Hitler
owned, it would
be sick.
It would be cool.
Harmonica Lewinsky.
Like if somebody let Paul McCartney play Napoleon's piano.
Yeah.
I mean, that would be pretty fucking dope to watch.
Wait, did he attack us?
Napoleon?
I don't think he ever touched America.
The Beatles.
The Beatles attack.
They took Americans' youth.
That's right.
Yeah, they ruined i