Name: Is Mind Reading the Future of Technology?
Uploaded: 2023-12-14T18:09:02.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Is Mind Reading the Future of Technology?' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-14. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Is Mind Reading the Future of Technology?' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-14. Transcript available.

- The Joe Rogan experience.
- Oh, what a stupid world we're living in.
I can't wait for mind reading.
Bring it on, bring it on, expose everyone.
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
- Let's go. - Mind reading.
- Joe, we cannot have mind reading.
- Mind reading plus legal acid, we can fix this.
- Mind reading is bad.
- Mind reading is gonna result in,
your woman is in, women are gonna be segregated.
- Why?
- Why?
- If you brought, dude.
- What would happen?
- If you meet your best friend's wife,
and in your head, it's like,
yeah, I'd like to fuck her from behind.
- And then they know about her.
- It's gonna be disastrous, it's just what I was thinking.
- You're gonna have to learn how to curb those thoughts, homeboy.
- Never gonna happen.
- It's a blink, it's a blink.
- It's a blink.
- What are you talking about?
- This is what it'll be, this is what it'll be.
There'll be like many layers of what a thought is.
There's a thought about like--
- You have to categorize, but the early days,
when it's like Mark comes in, dressed nice, shaven,
I'm like, oh, I wanna fuck that.
- Oh, wait, what?
- But it's--
- You are the gay one, dude.
- What?
- I knew you were nasty and gay.
- I thought, what is this?
- This is a movie with Tom Holland and Daisy Ridley,
who was in Star Wars.
The sci-fi thing is explaining what you guys are talking about.
Men's thoughts are out loud and women's are not in this movie.
I thought it was very interesting, but what you're saying
is what is happening.
- Well, Chappelle had that old bit when he was 14.
- He sounds like a little bitch in this movie.
- That's hilarious.
- Chappelle had that old bit when he was 14.
- She ran away through the woods and he's like,
I'd like to hold her down and fuck her.
No, no, no.
Mark is just one part of it.
- Chappelle had a bit when he was 14 about how superheroes,
he's like, you know, what if Batman went to a black neighborhood?
Where's the car, Robin?
- Whatever, but he had a great bit about Wonder Woman
as a lasso of truth.
So if she scooped you up, you'd be like, nice tits.
That was when he was 14, but it's true.
That's what we would think.
- Yeah.
- If you could do mind reading, we'd be fucked.
- Literally the first thing.
- But isn't the problem is that we can't read minds.
Like, shouldn't people adjust the way they think about things?
- No, we're animals.
- You can't help it.
- I bet you can if technology arises.
Here's the thing, we think that's not progress.
- There's a period of like, what about Google?
Are you willing to give up Google on your phone?
- Joe.
- Are you willing to give up Google on your phone?
- You're not.
- Google is fine.
- Yeah, you're gonna get to the next Google.
The next Google is mind reading.
- Joe.
- What?
- There's no way, if in your head.
- Get in there, bro, look around.
- Out here, get in there, look around.
- It's just a lot of meat recipes.
- Hold on.
- I'm really pretty consistent with how it's cooked meat.
- Oh, here's another jalapeno steak.
- Yeah, I'm really into reverse here, but.
- A hot lady comes up to you.
- A hot lady.
- A hot lady walks up.
- Imagine a hot lady.
- She looks directly into your mind.
You're not going, nice.
- Literally every single one of you is like.
- Well, if we get.
- Deal with it.
- If we get mind reading.
- Right.
- Every single woman is all day.
- What if a hot lady walks up to you and goes.
I think I don't have to work anymore if I can fuck it.
- That would be that too.
- That would be the other side of it.
- Whatever if she looks at you and goes.
Like this guy, he's a sweet guy.
- Yeah, I don't think we need technology for that.
- I could make myself love him.
- Imagine you're a married woman.
- I don't like.
- On a treadmill and then you look over and you're like.
Oh, there's Jerry Seinfeld.
- Yeah.
- Maybe I don't have to with my husband.
- I could suck that, I could suck that tree stick.
- I could suck his dick into a full future.
- Yeah.
- That's going to be a thing.
- It's so easy.
We're so vulnerable.
Cause we're all like, like women are so.
Like a hot woman, like a really hot woman is so fucking powerful.
- Take it easy.
- Anyone else hard?
- Oh really?
- Jesus.
- Why'd you have to say it?
- When you see Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos, you're like, I get it.
- Yeah, and they know it too.
- Who's the chick from Transformers?
- Megan Fox.
- Oh yeah.
- It's just like, you can do whatever you want with anybody.
- Yeah, Stavros was talking about her the other day.
- Oh.
- It's like, yeah, like angular.
Just like superior genetics, like eyes.
- Why are you talking slow and soft?
- Yeah, why are you trying to get us hard?
- Yeah, come on Joe.
- I'm going to take these headphones off if you keep talking sexual.
- Sorry boys.
- Who just did the, uh, Transformer voice?
- What voice?
- Robots in disguise.
- Just do your head, buddy.
- Oh, that was me, sorry.
- Alright, nice, that was good.
- I'm just fucking around.
- But yeah, we can't have too much, a little ignorance is bliss.
You need a little bit of fakeness.
- Yeah, but that's not going to happen, man.
I'm telling you, that's the bottleneck.
- That's the end of society.
- You'll need some catching up time.
- It'll be so bad, it'll be way worse, we think social media is bad.
We think social media is bad where we're like, everybody shouldn't be talking.
The last thing I want is to bring my girlfriend around my friends and listen to
my friend's
thought of like...
- I'd fuck her.
- Oh, I'd fuck her, I'd fuck her.
- Yeah, of course.
- Well, how about this?
I wouldn't fuck her.
- It would also be terrible.
- Ooh.
- Yeah, good point.
- Yeah, how about this, how about, I'll tell you what, Aerie.
- Good point.
- Aerie?
I've never heard a better, Aerie?
- Yeah.
- Whatever.
That's, I mean, that's the worst.
- Yeah.
- You bring a hot, you think, "Oh, this is my girl."
- Wait, why does that guy not?
- And then the guy, you bring your girl around, the guy goes, "Ew."
He goes, "Well, I have to kill him."