Name: Joe Rogan Experience #2077 - Tim Dillon
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #2077 - Tim Dillon' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-20. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #2077 - Tim Dillon

and we're up let's go tim dylan how are you sir i'm good now looking at that
coat thank you for
having me it's raccoon i went to a furrier in new york and two little old jewish
guys and they go we
don't have anything in your size uh like sable or chinchilla or any of the high
end but then
the one of the little guys goes we may have a raccoon in the back and he
and he came out with this and this is a raccoon but he was explaining it's from
finland
like these raccoons are finnish is that the actual color of their fur did they
dye that
because i think it's like a blonde almost like like a grizzly i think the raccoons
in finland are
have different colors perhaps let's google that yeah what does a raccoon look
like in finland
is that a different animal what do they call them they call them dumpster dogs
or something um trash
pandas trash pandas that's it you know and uh listen i like a raccoon too but i
also like fur i think
people should be allowed to wear fur well it is weird that you're allowed to
kill animals and eat
them why do they call it a raccoon dog oh so it is it is kind of similar to to
the to the coat
i have i typed in finland raccoon and it just keeps saying raccoon dog raccoon
dog see in finland
they seem to be more tan yeah that looks like your your coat yeah that's a that
doesn't look like
a raccoon like if i saw that i wouldn't say that's a raccoon i'd be like what
is that yeah i don't know
what it is it's kind of got a raccoon-y face like scroll back up to those
images like that picture
up there that's a raccoon-y face this cute cute creature that's a raccoon-y
face but the color of
it i'd be like what is that that one looks a little weird that's weird yeah so
they call them a raccoon
dog i i i just typed in bro you got a dog coat on that's rough i knew i knew it
well i think i've got
taken advantage of this was it they kind of looked at each other a few times
and this one didn't even
have the liner and they put the liner in oh it's a very cheap liner oh they put
the liner and i just
went in because i was curious about i don't i don't understand it i get curious
about different
things so these furriers in new york city a lot of them will kick you out if
you don't have an
appointment so one of them just said we can't deal with you you don't have an
appointment go but then
these two guys were nice enough to talk to me a little bit i was just asking
questions i'm like
what's the deal they're like well sable is like our the top thing and then they're
like obviously mink
and chinchilla and fox could they make you a custom one of course they could
absolutely order it they
could absolutely make a custom one but i wanted something fun to come on here
with yeah so i said
i don't really even want one of these so i just want to do like an impulse buy
just give me something to
buy right i don't want to think about you got the raccoon and then the guy goes
we have a wreck i don't
know what it it could be a costume and that might have been what the patterson
guy wore in the bigfoot
foot yeah i have no idea what it is but it is a fun and it's got that hood it's
got a hood like if
you were a rapper or something like this do you know you know bill bloominright
from uh boston of course
yeah uh bill had a mink coat once yeah and he let me try it on i'm like let me
try that on yeah yeah
and i was like oh my god it's so warm it's amazing there's a reason why people
like them but people
get real mad oh yeah they don't like it but it's also weird like you're allowed
to wear leather
right like what is leather if you're what leather is everywhere everybody wears
leather leather is just
the fur removed that's all it is right like crocodile scales there's a company
called origin
and uh one of the elk that i shot we took the hide and had the hide shipped to
them they're going to
turn into boots yeah it's good use of love of course what but that's normal
nobody gets nobody gets
freaked out if they see you with leather boots well wasn't this everybody is
higher i mean you know more
than me but the the native americans who respected the you know the the animals
and the environment
it was all about utilizing every part of the animal yeah they used everything
they could and right
they lived in harmony with them like you know especially like some some of
these native american
tribes had these relationships where they were migratory with the animals right
like like buffalo and
the comanche they they followed them around man and they they used all their
blankets they all sorts of
things yeah their tps everything so to me i don't understand where it became uh
you know so controversial
because it's uh it's really rich people flaunting that they can go have someone
murder a mink for them
right you're wearing this thing and you've got all these diamonds and you're
walking and fabulous
this it's imbalanced right it's grossly imbalanced to a degree a rapper with
like hundreds in your
hands you're throwing them sure but somehow i look balanced with nature in this
in an odd way i don't
you know i don't even feel like i look rich in this i look a little crazy well
i look like a guy on the
brink of something and not a good thing it depends on what you like it's a fun
guy that's my initial
reaction when i saw you and i was like this is awesome it's it's interesting
because it it does
seem to me i understand that people are morally against it but when you start
like i don't know
throwing paint on people right it's kind of crazy red paint i was in beverly
hills once they had like
outside of a store they were like chanting and they were trying to intimidate
people walking in the
store it just feels silly i had a girl tell me once she was upset at the comedy
store that i i had
fur i had a hoodie with fur around the edges of it and she and she just like
out of nowhere and i
wasn't even talking to her she's like something shitty about the fur right i go
i go it's fake
i go it's fake fur it's like it's a fucking hoodie right and she goes i don't
like what it represents
what is it what is wrong with these people i don't represent this was a long
time ago by
the way this is not like famous me but i was like this is such a crazy
conversation like it's fake fur
i i don't understand i i i understand people that are ethical vegans who say i
don't want
any type of animal product ever okay um i disagree with that and i think a lot
of people on earth would
disagree with that i think the human race would go would starve pretty quickly
if we couldn't eat any
animal product yeah that wouldn't work out well it wouldn't it is also very
complicated because the
relationship that we used to have with animals like the animal relationship
that you're talking about
with the native americans where they had this tribal relationship where they
followed these herds
around and hunted them expertly that is so different than going to jack in the
box that's true and that's
what most of what our meat is coming from this weird subversion of like the
natural way of getting food
the factory farming yeah i mean there's never been a time ever where in human
history where people have
stuffed so many fucking animals into warehouses and just beheaded them but
because our population has never
been greater right it's never been bigger we've never had more of a burden to
feed people right and
it's unfortunate the way that it happens i mean we've all seen like the footage
of like the chickens
that don't get to walk around that's not good not good also i think that up
until fairly recently
like fairly recently like within the last couple hundred years it was unheard
of to not grow your
own food right i think everybody sort of knew that you had to grow some of your
own food or hunt
some of your own food well that's so hard now because how do you do that in arizona
you don't right like if you live in the desert i mean what kind of water rights
do you have right
or if you're in minnesota and it's freezing right so it's just it becomes
difficult to live that i'm
sure that's the ideal way to live but the modern world is it's very hard people
don't have any time
no you know no it's hard and what you know imagine what it was like before they
had trucks
imagine like living in manhattan in january in 1700 and you can't get an apple
it's insane like
there's there's no there's no fruit you're not getting any fruit you're not
getting any vegetables
well what's funny is like there's a show on hbl called the gilded age and it's
about all these
really you know like the robber barons like the industrialists and like they
all had these massive
staffs of people that would just make them dinners every night just crazy it
was crazy like they had
entire staffs of like usually irish chefs and cooks and waiters and everything
just to facilitate
the meal the daily meal like it was very royal and regal and they would have
people just there
cooking for them and making their food and it was it's interesting to watch
because the haves and the
have-nots back then back then it was wild like people say it's wild now and it
is wild now
because a lot of the haves now can take a spaceship and and you know take a
blunt drive around the globe
that's wild how much carbon does that burn off into the atmosphere i don't know
i mean if you want to
talk about some of the most ridiculous excesses of carbon use yeah it's
shooting rich people into orbit
that must be so much gas it's so nuts but like anything else right they'll say
well
it's good for uh i guess the uh it incentivizes people to care about space
exploration right because
they are going to pay a lot of money to go up there right and that money is
going to get utilized to
discover more things i you know who knows if that's it's a weird argument yeah
because like
i feel like i mean look i'm happy that they're exploring space but i feel like
maybe someone
should sit down and go until you guys figure out a better way to get off the
ground yeah let's just
let's just chill if how are we saying no one should burn carbon fuel how are we
saying that you can't
have gas powered cars in california after 2035 yeah how are we saying that
while we're shooting off these
giant metal tubes of jet fuel but literally it's literally burning in the sky i
think that's the
reward when you have a billion dollars is to you can you it you want to think
you can leave yeah that
seems to be the reward it's these guys going like we don't have it quite
figured out yet but they're like
god it might be nice if i could leave oh my god it would be hell you know it
would be tough it would
be so stupid the first person that leaves they're gonna fall there's a trap and
here's a trap just
because something's hard to do doesn't mean it's good to do right and you could
say it's gonna be so
difficult for us to get to mars right right also so difficult for someone to
fucking save you reason
yeah that's not a good place to go no we have spots in earth that suck go visit
those so they can get
you out by helicopter if you're lucky these people want i think there's that
fantasy of like
seeding other planets with biological dna yeah carrying on the human race the
idea that the earth
might be past the tipping point maybe i think we have to realize that time does
not give a
fuck about the human race right time doesn't care if we got hit by an asteroid
and this whole planet
got knocked back down into the jurassic period again right that totally could
happen it's happened before
it's the reason why we're here in the first place supposedly right the the yucatan
impact
that happens again time doesn't care do we can we do anything to the asteroid
now that we're more
advanced they are slowly but surely being able to recognize where the real
problem supposedly i believe
is ones that come from too near the sun right the problem is the gravity of the
sun i'm sure i'm
fucking this up i'm sorry uh i think the gravity of the sun the mass of the sun
is so immense
that it's difficult to see obje