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Joe Rogan Experience #2086 - Jim Norton

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Speaking of cold New York, how about these fucking Jewish folks?
What, the tunnel they were making under?
Well, I'm reading about that, I don't even know what it means.
Why would they hire people to dig a hole?
I don't know exactly what's happening.
All I know is very short clips that I've found on the internet.
But the funniest thing is this one guy on Twitter that was saying a while back,
I live on a ground floor apartment and I hear Jews underneath me.
And everybody's like, you're out of your fucking mind.
Yeah, that's anti-Semitic.
Exactly.
And now he's like, I told you I wasn't crazy.
But this guy's just doing a cute match.
But what are they doing?
Like, I heard that they hired people to build, like, this tunnel and they were
hanging out
and, like, the people would live there for, like, three weeks.
These, like, migrant workers were just digging this tunnel and they stayed
there for three weeks.
But what's the purpose of it?
I have no idea.
I have no idea.
I don't know anything.
I just know that there's tunnels and that there's this one video of this guy
coming out of the sewer.
So he lifts a manhole cover, comes out of the sewer, and then he's fucking
wandering around, this Hasidic Jewish guy.
And everybody's like, what the fuck are you doing down there?
Yeah, that's really bizarre.
They wouldn't come out, too.
The cops had to get them out.
Like, they were like, we don't want to come out.
And they were, like, charged with disorderly conduct.
I don't know.
The whole fucking world is just weird.
What do you know about this, Jamie?
Anything?
I haven't heard anything.
The best I've gotten is that they started making them during COVID, but that,
like, it makes sense, but it also, you see the tunnels, you're like, no way,
that's not, they didn't do that in two years or a year or six months or
whatever it was.
They weren't exactly nice tunnels, either.
They were just kind of shitty, rudimentary, basic holes.
Like, were they doomsdayers?
They thought the world was going to end?
Wait a minute, the tunnels are so big that you don't think they could make them
in two years?
Is that what you're saying?
Some of them look big.
Really?
How do you, I mean, some of them are saying they go, they're going to multiple
different buildings.
It's like a series of tunnels.
It's not just a tunnel.
Well, let's look into this.
They're still looking into it.
I don't know, like, that there's been a map of it.
When did they discover it?
Was it yesterday?
It's only been discovered a couple years ago.
I forget how.
A couple years ago?
Days ago.
Days ago.
I forget even how they discovered it.
I think they were looking.
It's probably that guy complaining.
He probably heard something, and then maybe they saw somebody come into the manhole
cover, and somebody put two and two together.
I have no idea what happened.
Yeah, it's strange.
But it's very bizarre.
And then, of course, there's conspiracy theories, and what are they doing down
there, and evil theories.
They immediately want to pour concrete in it, which makes sense, because it's
probably not safe.
It's not supporting the weight of all the buildings above it.
Yeah, you don't think of that when you move into an apartment building, that
some asshole might build a tunnel underneath and collapse the fucking building
on you.
Imagine if you're on the ground floor, and you're like, why is my floor house
so much?
Yeah.
These assholes are building a sinkhole under my house.
Yeah, I don't, uh, but it's funny how, like, things are so crazy.
Like, you read about something like that, and it doesn't even stand out that
much.
Like, we talk about it now, and then tomorrow will be some other weird shit.
Right.
Like, every day, it's something weird.
It's something crazy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's way more than ever before.
Yeah.
What do you got, Jimmy?
So, here's what the New York News was saying.
It happened on Monday afternoon, I guess, so it's very new.
Something about tunneling is just so crazy.
Yeah, that's such a commitment.
Yeah.
Isn't it interesting, like, if you build on top of a building, it's no big deal.
But you go under the building, like, what are you doing?
Yeah, you're really destabilizing that thing.
You're at a tunnel.
For several hours, police pleaded with the young men to leave the entrance to
the tunnel, according to the witnesses.
After they refused, the officers covered the area with a wire curtain and
entered the dusty crevasse with zip ties to detain the protesters.
When they took the first person out with zip ties, that's when the outburst
happened.
Baruch Dahan, a 21-year-old study of the synagogue who videotaped the congregants
fighting.
Almost everyone was against what they did, but as soon as people saw the handcuffs,
there was confusion and pushing.
Footage posted to social media shows scores of onlookers, mostly young men, jeering
at the NYPD's community affairs officers.
Some lifted wooden desks into the air, sending prayer books, scattering.
In response, the officer appeared to deploy an irritating spray to disperse the
group.
So how did they find out about this?
I don't know, but even after hearing that, I still know nothing about what they
were doing or why.
I think they're just starting to try to figure it out.
So scroll down a little.
I think they had an explanation on what the initial call was for, and I was
going to switch to a different article.
And why are they being called protesters?
What were they protesting?
If you're just sitting in a tunnel, is that actually a protest?
Everyone's a protester.
And everyone's an activist.
Yeah.
Officials and locals said young men in the community recently built the passage
to the sanctuary in secret.
When the group's leaders tried to seal it off on Monday, they staged a protest
that turned violent as police moved in to make arrests.
Huh.
How long does it take to make a tunnel?
I've been assuming a couple years if it went that far.
It all depends entirely on what's down there already.
Were they putting dirt in their pockets like fucking Shawshank?
That's what they said they were doing.
They had like dirt in their pockets.
I saw that.
That's a joke.
I don't know if it was real.
Oh, boy.
What an asshole endeavor.
What a rough time for the Jews.
It is, yeah.
Yeah, this doesn't...
They're getting it from all angles.
They really are.
And then this on top of that.
And it's like the whole planet just hates each other.
Everybody fucking hates each other.
It's weird.
It is...
I don't even think it's about the issues.
I don't think people are necessarily...
People believe what they believe, but I think it's more the addiction to
arguing and the addiction to being angry.
Like, no matter what the subject, people just hate each other if they give...
If someone gives the wrong answer, the people who think it's the wrong answer
hate your guts.
Yeah, there's a lot of that going on.
I think there's a lot of like very heavy stress in the world, and people are
relieving that stress through these sort of endeavors.
You know, I don't think it's logical.
No, it's not logical.
And it's almost like people don't want the answer that's going to make sense.
They want the answer that's going to enable them to get angry.
Yeah.
Like, it really is like when people try to go after somebody for jokes or
whatever, it's self-serving.
It's like if I hear what you say, it's either going to make me feel better
about my position or it's going to get me high because I'm angry at you.
Yeah.
But it's always self-serving.
It's just the whole thing is insincere.
Well, it's all very exaggerated by social media.
Social media has made everybody way more insane.
And it's not going to get any better.
It's only going to get worse because all this AI shit is very strange.
It's a very, very strange time to be alive.
Did you see the AI?
There is an AI, like they have these AI women on Instagram.
Yeah.
And like we were talking about it on the air and we were laughing about it.
And even though I know it's AI, I'm like, I could still see myself jerking off
to this.
I know it's not real.
I know it's fake.
But if the attitude was right, I could still see myself being turned on by this
AI.
The hair fucks it up a little bit because it kind of looks solid.
Like the hair sometimes moves as one unit, but the body and the face, I mean,
it really looks like a real person.
Well, they're making money.
They're making money off of OnlyFans.
Tens of thousand dollars a week.
Isn't that awesome?
Amazing.
Isn't that great?
Well, there's probably some fucking dude in Moldovia or somewhere like that
running it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's always some guy overseas where you can't get it.
You can't get it shut down.
You can't get any answers.
Yeah.
And then there's some fucking jerk off.
In New York City.
Yeah.
The east side.
With his fucking tomato stained wife beater on, sending money and whacking off.
And then interacting with these people.
If you're not tech savvy and you don't understand that this is probably a man
on the other end or not
even a man, maybe a computer that's running an algorithm, and you think you're
actually interacting with a woman, you can get completely hooked.
I've argued with bots before, and that's like my big insult, is like, you're a
fucking bot.
And that's all you can say when you know that you've been duped by a computer.
Whether it's customer service and you think you're talking to a real person,
you're like, this is a fucking computer.
This is a real person, but...
That's a real person?
Yeah.
She made $57 million since COVID.
Oh, my God.
I'm not only fans.
Whoa.
Like, how would you, like, if you married that girl, how would you tell her to
get a regular job?
I wouldn't.
You can't.
I'd be happy she did it, yeah.
But if you were, like, a guy who wasn't into that, wow, that's insane.
Yeah, if you're a guy who marries her and you think you're going to rescue her
and pull her out of there and she's making $57 million, you have to just accept
that's her job.
Half of it's from the messages part, which that's what you were just sort of
saying, like, probably not her messaging.
Right.
$27 million worth of messages.
Whoa.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
$27 million guys, $27 million in money has been sent by guys?
Well, that's...
Just sending it her directly as a message.
I love you.
$10 million in just tips.
That's on top of...
That's just, thank you for doing what you're...
I'm already paying you for.
How much is her monthly subscription?
We could look at her page.
Oh, my God.
That's incredible.
What is she doing on there?
I mean, her main thing is she came over from, like, Twitch.
She's a cosplayer, so she dresses up like all the, you know, characters online.
Yeah.
That can be sexy.
She's very popular.
That can be a little sexy, somebody kind of dressed.
They ever go to, like, Comic-Con once in a while.
There's a lot of big fat fucks, but there's also a couple that are, like, that's
attractive.
I like that.
I'm sure.
A little superhero.
Yeah, and then they're kind of weird and quirky, so they're more approachable.
Yeah.
They seem more approachable, yeah.
Yeah.
But then you get girls like this who are probably just as unapproachable as any...
This is unapproachable as any other attractive woman I've ever tried to talk to
in a club.
Maybe, but, like, really hot nerds are always, like, probably the most
attractive thing.
Yes, but they play nerds.
Like, they have nerdy interests, but there's nothing worse to me than, like, a
comic who's,
like, who pretends he's, like, the shy guy, but he's really a good-looking dude.
And it's like, you're confident, and you know you're good-looking, but you're
playing, like,
the shy guy who's awkward with girls.
Just putting it on on stage.
You're putting it on.
It's like, it's not who you are.
Like, Dan Natterman.
You know Dan Natterman.
Yeah.
He's hilarious.
He is a