Name: Ron White on Drinking and Golfing with John Daly
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ron White on Drinking and Golfing with John Daly' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-16. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ron White on Drinking and Golfing with John Daly' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-16. Transcript available.

The Joe Rogan experience.
Like John Daly, you know, he's a gifted athlete, you know, and no matter what
he'd have done,
he would have been great at it.
But he chose to do it with golf and his situation at home was real fucked up.
Abusive father, horrible shit, just horrible shit.
I know a lot about him.
I've spent a lot of nights drinking with him.
But he had these hands, man, and this ability to turn his back to his target
and just keep
going and it generated literally no one had ever seen anybody do what John Daly
did when
he first started hitting, when he first came on the scene, the other pros were
going out
to the driving range going, watch this.
And he's hitting the ball 75 yards past everybody and hitting the middle of the
fairway with it.
But he was so self-destructive that he could manage it to some point, you know,
I don't
know, and John didn't know either, I'm sure.
But, you know, he won two majors, which, you know, most people that play
professional
golf or never win one and or never win a tournament that most people that have
a card to play on
the PGA Tour never win on the PGA Tour.
So he didn't do earth shattering stuff like Tiger did as far as the numbers go.
But, you know, he he just had that natural ability.
And his son is just like him, which is kind of a weird thing because that
father son thing
doesn't mesh up.
And then who knows if it ultimately will.
But his son's got a pocket full of money, bets with everybody there.
He's about 16.
No, he's in college now.
So he's quite a player.
And he's got his dad's backswing.
And, you know, it's a damn.
So it's genetic.
Well, some of it's got to be, you know.
Yeah.
And then you.
Man, I would imagine.
Yeah, there he is right there.
I would imagine.
That's who I play golf with.
With their fucking belts.
Yeah.
They won the father son tournament.
They beat Tiger and his kid.
Bro, how great are John Daly's pants?
Yeah.
Look at those pants.
Those are so classic.
Yep.
And you can.
Little skulls all over them.
And those green alligator shoes.
He's awesome.
He's one of a kind.
That's for sure.
One of a kind.
One of a kind.
How many Diet Cokes does he say he drinks a day?
Well, he drinks.
Oh, boy, he just drinks so much.
But he drinks Diet Cokes and chocolate milk.
And he doesn't really eat.
And then he drinks vodka.
By the Galabalins.
Diet Coke and chocolate milk.
Chocolate milk.
If you go.
Because we.
Look at him.
I've stayed in the same house with him before.
And he's also, oddly enough, he's a neat freak.
He gets up in the morning.
And he'll make breakfast for everybody that's in the, you know, the golf
fucking complex there.
Like four rooms or whatever.
He's up in the morning vacuuming, shining stuff it up.
Not even his job to do it.
But he's a neat freak.
And he loves to cook for people.
And at night, he'll sing songs and play guitar until you're so bored with it
you can't stand
yourself.
And, you know, but it's a hoot.
It's a show.
But in the refrigerator, gallons of milk and a chocolate, a Hershey's chocolate
squirt bottle.
He makes it up himself, you know.
So he makes his own chocolate, he stirs it.
And then Diet Cokes.
Oh my God.
And then cigarettes, you know, one after another.
Pull that back up, Jamie, with the statistics that you were showing.
The statistics he was just showing about how many cigarettes and Diet Cokes he
drank in one game.
This is a daily diet.
I don't know.
Yeah, but that one image that you had on the other page, there was a...
John Daly smoked 21 cigarettes and drank 12 cans of Coke and no water at a PGA
Tour event.
John Daly once smoked 21 cigarettes and drank 12 cans of Coke at a Tour event
with no water.
The controversial golfer is known among fans for a somewhat different style to
today's fitness-obsessed stars.
So if he drank 12 Coca-Colas, though, you do have to think, like, that is a lot
of energy and a lot of sugar.
Yeah, and this guy doesn't practice ever at golf.
He doesn't...
Really?
No.
He'll go out there and he'll hit sand wedges and he'll hit maybe four of them
and go straight to the tee box.
Whether he's playing a professional tour event or playing with a guy, and he
tells me, just hit some sand wedge.
You've got to hit that side.
If you can hit that solid, you can hit them all solid.
Just do that.
There's no sense working your way through a bag and spending all goddamn day,
you know, just...
Because you're trying to get loose, not better.
We're playing, right?
You don't have time to get better.
You've just got time to get loose.
Get loose with one club, so...
But that's just how much ability he's got.
Most of these guys, you know, they take this shit serious every goddamn day.
Of their life.
Hours and hours and hours a day go into nothing but preparing.
He spends no time at all.
And he doesn't win very much, but, you know, he makes a lot of noise and he
lives life the way he wants to.
And he's so unapologetic and...
And he's kind of a hero because of it.
He is...
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's totally a hero.
And he should be.
He is a living legend of athletic fucking superiority.
And there he is.
Hooters.
There's his endorsement right there.
He loves Hooters.
That's hilarious.
Yeah.
For years and years, I'd go to the Masters and I'd park my bus right next to
his bus at the Hooters.
Hilarious.
And go down and watch the game.
And he would make a fortune because people go to that tournament to see golf,
right?
But those guys aren't available.
You know, they don't stick around signing autographs and do shit like that.
John does.
So he's got a merch tent set up at the Hooters.
And he'll do $400,000 worth of business in a week.
Just sitting there signing stuff, flags, whatever, taking pictures.
He hustles that parking lot and does it every year.
He's always out there.
You know, he's nice anyway.
And he likes fans.
And he'll talk to you about anything, anybody.
And, you know, if he's in a good mood.
If he's in a shitty mood, maybe not.
But he still gets it, you know, because he gambles a lot.
So he never has, I don't think he ever had a big surplus of money.
He had some big deals from Callaway.
But I think, you know, he was playing slot machines, $1,000 a pull all the time.
And so he's always had to hustle on the side, you know.
But he gets it done, you know.
Now he's got a vodka drink, kind of like the Arnold Palmer, except it's got booze
in it.
It's called the John Daly.
Selling the shit out of it.
Yeah, what is the John Daly?
What's the mixture?
Arnold Palmer is lemonade and iced tea, right?
I think then you had some vodka, I would imagine.
Is that what it is?
John Daly?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Vodka.
Fuck yeah.
Yeah.
Him and I, you know, I quit drinking, you know, that about three years ago.
And Kid Rock hangs out there all the time.
And they're really good buddies.
And he plays golf.
It's just not a great golf course either.
It's just this one we all go to.
And, you know, it's got good greens.
And we had a fun time out there.
And they'll be banging on the door of my bus.
We're going to the teddy bar.
Come on.
I'm like, dude, what part of I don't drink anymore, do you not understand?
I'm not going to the teddy bar with you and Kid Rock and watch you guys jack
with strippers
till dawn.
There he is.
So now they don't talk to me much.
And those fucking guys, when they sober up, the party's all gone.
Right.
That's right.
Yeah.
I read something the other day.
It said if you quit drinking, that doesn't automatically make you no fun.
That's a separate decision.