Name: Eddie Bravo's Theory on the Epstein List
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Eddie Bravo's Theory on the Epstein List' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-21. Transcript available.

The Joe Rogan Experience
Well, that seems so crazy to think there's not a list that's what Jimmy has to
be a tinfoil hat guy
There's a lady in jail
For sex trafficking and you wouldn't know to no one like there's no one who's
been arrested that she sex trafficked -
That's what they're well. Well, there's a list that's out
Who knows if it's fake? I don't know. It could be a fake list. Who knows?
Chris Tucker's on that list and they asked Chris Tucker on a podcast. What's up
with you being on the list?
He didn't do what Jimmy Kimmel said Jimmy Kimmel said it's a fake list
Who cares without what that list says it's fake, right? Chris Tucker goes
Yeah, I did I did go on that flight, but we went to Africa and I went with a
bunch of diplomats
I didn't know who this fucking Epstein guy was like Chris Tucker says like I
had no idea we were on this plane
We were gonna do Africa. Yeah
Diplomatic shit and turns out he's a pedophile. I didn't know well
They definitely got people connected to him by using famous people
Yes, yeah, it's because like my point was my point was
Chris Tucker basically
Confirmed confirmed that the L list was like legit because he's on it
Right there's this dude that was inviting me to this conference once and he was
like Kanye West is gonna be there
I'm like, okay, it's gonna be there next thing. You know, you're there, right?
Yeah, if you don't know who's there and some dude this was just a conference
like a tech conference
And they want to talk me to come and talk about like the influence of social
media and podcasting and shit
I'm like I talk about that all the time
What am I gonna go that but point is they were trying to lure me by saying that
some famous dude?
I know it's gonna be there
So if you hear like oh my god, you know Richard Dawkins is gonna be there. I
think it's safe
Yeah, all these famous people are gonna be there
World leaders gonna be there. What was Stephen Hawkins doing that list so much
Stephen Hawkins was a freak
He used to go to strip clubs. Really? Yeah, cuz he could feel but he couldn't
move
You know who told me about that Eric Weinstein Eric talk to Weinstein told me
about that back in the day
He would go to like swingers clubs. He would lay there and they all dry right
on him
Because it probably felt good and he can't he can't move but he could feel he
had Lou Gehrig's disease
So his body just dicks still get hard though. I bet I
Mean he's not stupid. He's smart as shit. He just can't move. It's crazy
because right like
Did go to the efforts of blackmail Stephen Hawking?
Well, you know easy that would be it's like you really really want to you
wouldn't they want to blackmail?
I don't know that's what they were doing a bunch of handlers though
But you know what I'm saying how easy the guy's in a wheelchair he can't even
yeah, but you gotta think of it any situation, right?
And either what is he gonna say stop stop like we're gonna wheel you in the
tube
You're on this island that like now you have to think of it in terms of a long
picture
Like what is the picture if you have esteemed scientists Nobel laureates?
Scholars all these different world leaders bankers famous singers famous actors
They're all there. So that's the the way you get people to do it. You you
invite people to this immense
lavish celebration that was
Intellectual world leaders geniuses and you think well, how could it be bad if
all these geniuses are there?
Yeah, and then next thing you know, you're going yeah, yo, and you got some
girl from some Eastern Bloc
Country that's rubbing you can't
You don't know that she's 16 and she takes you in a room and that room is
filled with cameras
That's blackmail. Yeah, yeah, and I think it's all about we're probably facing
the effects of that right now
I bet there's decisions that were made there's influence that got moved around
There's there's people that support a certain narrative because they were on
that list was it has to not what I was saying all day today
I think
Everything that's going on right now in the world is linked to Jeffrey Epstein
That's what I think I think everything. I think everything shit everything
everything everything
Yeah, well, you know yeah all of it all of it. I met you we've discussed UFO
UFOs have been around
They've been talking about them since Jesus left Chicago, right? But the last
three fucking years everybody's seen fucking UFOs. Yeah, how about that?
Miami Miami
Come on
40 years that's what you saw you didn't see no fucking aliens, but that's what
they're selling old now people from the Navy to destroy all of a sudden all
these pilots
Yeah, yeah, I was going here and there was something right next to me wave so
fake really and now you decide to fucking tell me
This is what I think this is what I think tell me the the there's a lot of
important people that were on that list, right?
Right, right a lot from all over the world, right?
politics
actors
Chris Tucker pretty much said it was real. Yep
I'm not that everybody on the list did shit. Who knows it would be easy to like
you said drag like if in the 90s or in the
2000s if I if people would have liked my music and I would have had a record
deal. Thank God nobody liked it and it's somebody
Let's go to an island dog. There's a billionaire. He's got a bunch of bitches
that we're gonna party. I think I would have went
You know what I mean? Then you go you go
And then you're like dude people brought their kids
Like no dude, those are the bitches like oh shit
I'd be on a fucking kayak
Well, where's Miami Dallas? Well, how far is floor? What do you think what do
you think what do you think this UFO thing is?
We think the UFO
I think
No, no, this is the point. This is the point. My point is
The people that are on the list would rather like if they had a choice
You want to go to jail for this shit as a pedophile or would you rather have
world war three?
Would you rather have fucking civil war would you rather have a fake alien
invasion where every the world changes like the whole world?
Changes right away. What would you go? Would you rather go to Guantanamo Bay?
Would you rather go to prison or would you rather have world war three mad max
alien invasion?
That's what I think world war three would save them
Alien invasion would save them and a civil war will save them so they want all
that shit
They want all that they want complete chaos. So they don't go to jail. That's
what I think
I don't like that the list only released 300 people a lot more than 300 people
on that fucking island
And I think they took the bottom at like 300 people on that list. I don't know
I guess I don't know that if the official list has been released as yeah
The least could be fake they're just releasing a list, but they're still
covering up the fuck
But but but Chris Tucker he basically said he didn't deny it. He said yeah,
right?
He was just saying with Jeffrey Epstein to Africa. We didn't say went to the
island exactly the people that went to the island
That's where things get real weird
he also had a place in manhattan he was famous for having big parties at this
house in manhattan that he got the most guy who owned
Victoria's Secret the most excited him guy gave him 75 million dollars and
there was other guys that were like these big hedge funds guys
They gave him like a hundred million
Gave it to them and they can't track why yeah, nobody knows why he was so power
Trump was like not we hitched a ride to Trump Tower
What you got to look into what you got to look into is Ghislaine Maxwell was
his partner, but Ghislaine Maxwell's father
Or what what the fuck a Ghislaine? Ghislaine
Ghislaine look into her father Robert Maxwell. Yeah, all the answers are right
there cuz he was a spy
Thank you.