Name: Joe Rogan Experience #2090 - Bobby Lee
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #2090 - Bobby Lee' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-23. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #2090 - Bobby Lee

- Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out!
- Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out!
- The Joe Rogan Experience.
- Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night!
All day!
- Is there a theme song, or what happens?
- No, just go on.
- I made it.
I'm here, and it's just like, what a blessing.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, let me,
let me finish this.
What a blessing, over the years people on the internet
were like, "Why don't you do Rogan?"
I was like, "I don't even know how."
And I'm here now, and I just feel so present,
and I feel mindful, it's gonna be a great one.
Anyway, thanks for having me.
- I'm so happy you're here.
- You too, man.
- Yeah, we talked about doing it fucking a thousand times.
- Thousand times.
- Yeah, and it never happened.
And people thought that we had a problem with each other.
- No, we know.
In fact, here's the deal, Joe.
- Okay, Bobby.
- Not only do we not have a problem with each other, right?
- Right.
- You've been a really big asset to me over the years,
on the phone.
Like when I'm in trouble, you call, and you're
so helpful and you've got me through a lot of difficult situations.
- I love you, Bobby.
- We're the opposite of trouble.
We're in a family.
- Yes, that's how I feel.
- Yeah, but I just didn't know how to do it.
- Well, I always said, anytime you want to do it,
and you were like, "Okay."
And that would be the end of the conversation.
- I don't know, I don't know who to, who do I call?
- You call me.
- Oh, I don't know who to call.
- Bro, yeah.
- This whole thing is literally booked on my phone.
- Oh, it is?
- Yeah.
- Well, now I know.
- I have a guy, shout out to my man, Matt,
who I contact when I want someone to get,
like if I want to reach out,
like to Cat Williams or something like that,
like reach out to this guy, try to get him on,
and that's it.
And then it all gets booked on my phone.
- Wow.
- Well, now I know, and knowing's half the battle,
you know what they said?
G.I. Joe just said that.
- Eh, what?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- It's that way, it's like the whole thing.
It's 'cause like, I go to Tom's.
Have you been to Tom's?
- Tom?
- Oh yeah.
- It's like, they have a real production staff.
- Yeah.
- There's all these people running around with clipboards
and it's like.
- I went to Bert's house the other day.
He had eight people behind computers.
- Yeah.
- Just typing away, what the fuck they're doing?
E-mailing what?
- Social media, going crazy, promoting arena shows.
Everyone's going nuts.
- Me, no.
I don't want that in my life.
- Why would, you don't need it?
- I don't want it.
- You have a white guy.
- Yeah.
- Just some average white guy, no offense,
but you're not, you know.
- With all due respect,
Jamie does take the place of like,
at least two regular people, if not three.
- He's great, dude.
- How many people?
- I don't know, you tell me.
- I say at least two, maybe three.
- Jamie might take the place of three people.
- Wow.
- What do you got there?
What are those?
- These are pouches, they're called Copenhagen.
- Oh, okay, I got these little rogues.
I like these.
- Is it tobacco?
- It's just nicotine.
It's not tobacco.
It's the pouch.
- Those are tobacco.
- Yeah, the other tobacco, yeah.
- So you have to spit.
- Yeah, and when I get blisters, I stop.
- Okay, but it burns through your cheek.
- I ain't funny what was telling me that.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- It made us gums recede.
- Yeah, it's chewing.
- Yeah, but then when you take a break,
they grow back.
- Oh, nice.
- It's like a plant, your gums.
- Oh, like a little plant.
- Yeah, yeah.
- You're trimming it.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, like a bonsai.
- Yeah, like a bonsai.
- Maybe you get better gums that way.
- Yeah, but I quit smoking two years ago,
so it's like, you know, that was tough.
- Was it?
- Cigarettes?
- Yeah.
- Well, I quit drugs and cigarettes.
- Well, you went clean, you were clean for a long time.
- 17 years.
- And then, what was the first thing you did?
- Well, I relapsed twice.
So after the 17 years, my dad died, and he died,
and then my mom goes, selfie, so I took a selfie
with my mom and the family, and my dad was dead.
And then I decided that was so weird that I took a gummy.
I brought one just in case.
- How many milligrams?
- At that time, it was like 10 milligrams.
- Okay.
- But then I had other stuff in my mom's house.
You know what I mean?
And I took the rest, and then I relapsed for like four months.
Then I got sober again, and then when things got crazy
in my life, I did it again.
- What did you go with again?
Did you go with just weed?
- Weed and drinking.
- And it's fine at first.
Like, I remember like taking edible, going to Hawaii,
'cause I was shooting Magnum PI or something.
And it's fun for like a couple of months,
but then I just, I overdo it.
And then it's like 24 hours a day,
and I'm drinking 24 hours a day.
And then like, people are like, Andrew, you know,
Santino was concerned.
Like one time he knocked on my hotel room,
and then I walked out and I had poo all over my body.
- Whoa.
- Yeah. And I was in a blackout drunk,
and he goes, "You had poo all over your body."
- That's a good friend.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Did he clean you up?
- Yeah, he cleaned me up.
You know what I mean?
- Oh, Andrew's the best.
- He's the best.
- Well, he was mad, you know how he gets mad.
- Of course, you're covered in shit.
- You fucking bastard, you know what I mean?
- Yeah, you're covered in shit.
- Because he didn't abandon you like I would've.
- I don't think you would've.
- I probably wouldn't.
- You would've cleaned it,
but you would've said clean up and then 10 minutes, I'll see.
- I would've chucked you into the tub.
- Yeah, like a cold plunge.
- Yeah.
- Just hose you down.
- So it got bad, and then what happened was Bob Sackett died,
and then Louie died.
And for some reason, I was drinking and doing,
and also when I was coughing up blood.
- Oh.
- I had these chunks of curdled blood, right?
Like a ball, and I had convinced myself
that I had fucking cancer.
- Oh.
- And I always, I go, death comes in three.
Not that I'm that big, like those guys,
but in my mind, it's like, I'm next.
- Oh, shit.
- And I couldn't sleep, I couldn't eat.
It was fucking terrible.
- Oh, fuck.
- But then I got sober, and things are fine.
- Whew.
- What was the blood?
Did you ever find out?
- Then I got an x-ray done, and it's like, it's fine.
I just, when I smoke so much weed and cigarettes
at the same time.
- Oh my god, you made your lungs bleed?
- That's so crazy.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Like chunks of blood would come out.
- Oh my god, that's so crazy.
- And I remember, I would cough into it like a,
like a towel or something, and I would send it
to my ex, Kalilah, and.
- Just the photo or the actual towel?
- Just the photo.
- Okay, okay.
- Yeah, yeah, just the photo.
Yeah, and I'd be like, I have cancer.
- 'Cause if you send her the whole thing,
that's like biopier or something.
- That's weird.
- Oh really?
- I don't think so.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- It's like some crazy disease, like ebola.
Oh my god, did you see these ladies in Denver today?
They took a live Ebola vaccine.
There's not even Ebola cases here.
It's only like- - It's in Africa, right?
- But this doctor was encouraging people
to take this Ebola vaccine just in case Ebola hits.
Why does everybody want to freak me out?
- I know.
- Why does this lady want to freak me out
by taking this thing?
Like who knows what the fuck is gonna happen to you now?
And why does everybody want to freak me out
at the fucking possibility of some new disease
coming along and killing everybody?
- But Ebola's old school.
- It's a scary one.
- Hot zone.
- It liquefies your organs, right?
- Denver Health Medical Team receives Ebola vaccine.
The team became some of the first people
to receive the live Ebola vaccine
for preventative measures in case of a future outbreak.
The first people?
- Oh my god.
- Wait a minute, is it a new, is the Ebola vaccine new?
Did they not have a vaccine before and now they do?
- I don't know.
What the fuck, people?
- But back in the day when they had it,
they just bomb a village, right?
- That's a good question.
What did they do? - What did they do?
I don't know what they did.
- I don't think it's that easy to spread.
I think Ebola has to be spread by bodily fluids.
- It's not airborne.
- Right. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- But they could fix that.
- You think they're getting that lab?
- You think they're getting that lab?
- You think they're getting that lab?
- You think they're getting that lab?
- Yeah, you think they're getting that lab?
- You think they're getting that lab?
- A little bit of this.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- A little bit of that.
And look, now it flies through the air.
Oh man, if it was like COVID, like that easy, we're fucked.
- But that's what scares the shit out of me, man.
They keep talking about it.
These fucking creeps at the World Economic Forum,
they all get together and talk about preparation for Disease X.
They're calling it Virus X or Disease X.
They're scaring the shit out of me.
- But do you think it's, let me ask,
I don't know, can I just ask you something?
I don't know me, I don't know much about nothing, right?
But do you believe that it was like manmade?
- Well, it was definitely manmade.
- Okay.
- Yeah, I wouldn't say definitely
because I'm not really an expert.
But every expert that I have talked to
that examined the virus itself, the cleavage sites,
the way it skipped all like animal forms,
like you can't find that virus out in the wild.
And then all of a sudden it made a leap to person.
It apparently has all of the earmarks of being engineered.
- Wow.
- But this is something that they do.
This is not like science fiction.
Like, so when we say that,
it's not like we're just making up some story
about some lab where they're making viruses.
No, no, they fucking 100% absolutely do it.
And they lied about funding it.
That was the big thing with Fauci and the NIH.
They lied about funding gain of function research
and Rand Paul grilled them.
You could watch it on YouTube.
And then they lied about whether or not this, first of all,
was happening, whether or not they were doing gain of function research,
and whether or not they funded it.
It's they funded it through another organization.
So they fund another organization,
and the other organization funds the Wuhan lab.
And there's a bunch of labs.
That's not the only lab.
There's a shit ton of them.
I visited one with Duncan.
We went down to one in Galveston, Texas.
It's fucking terrifying.
And I don't know if they're doing gain of function research there,
but I know they have some of the most deadly viruses and diseases known to man.
All with these crazy ventilation tubes, and everyone's walking around in these
hazmat suits and shit.
They let Duncan and I there.
Why?
Oh, and by the way, we hadn't slept.
So Duncan and I, this is when we were doing Joe Rogan questions everything for
sci-fi.
Duncan and I, we flew together.
So we had to fly together to go to Texas, and both of us got barbecued.
I mean, we took like 500 milligram edibles and totally missed our flight.
In the airport, we were just talking for like hours.
Like, oh my god, what time is it?
Like that bad?
And they're like, this flight's gone.
That flight's gone.
Like, oh no.
So the next flight we had to take place was like 5:00 in the morning,
and it got us there right before we were supposed to film.
So we literally stayed up all night, flew.
I think we got a hotel for one hour.
I think we actually got a hotel for one hour.
And then we flew, woke up in the morning,
and, I mean, just got up, got in the car rather,
and just went straight to this lab.
So we're delirious.
We're still probably high.
And we're in this crazy bio lab, where they have Ebola.
They have everything.
They have, you name it, they've got it.
Everything that kills everybody.
And it's all like these big, thick, plexiglass walls.
Like, oh my god, it was freaking me out.
And me and Duncan were both like, oh my god, dude.
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