Name: Joe & Bobby Discuss Star Trek, Avatar, and... Other Stuff
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe & Bobby Discuss Star Trek, Avatar, and... Other Stuff' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-23. Transcript available.

The Joe Rogan experience I remember you
Remember you tell me a story how you had been up all night and you you got back
to mad TV
Had to get there for something for some like was it a table read or what you
had a giant knife on you
You're super paranoid and tweaking. Oh, yeah
Carrying like a bowie knife. Yeah, but and sometimes a Klingon one of those
clean that's got love Star Trek. Yeah, it's got a Klingon knife
It was like this long. I still have it by my bed right now stick it right here,
right and an open Hawaiian shirt
And I was breaking out and they yeah, that's what it looks like. Yeah, I don't
want to know
Yeah, that is actually pretty dope. That's what Klingons we carry. Yeah, and
then they would uh, and they're crazy. They have spaceships
They still need knives
First of all, they didn't even have the fucking internet, right? It's the dumbest
show ever and they had walkie-talkies
They hadn't even figured out phones. I never thought of a like Kirk out click.
You'd have to hang right
You would think they would have like a nothing. Yeah, something. Yeah, but yet
they could beam you up
But you literally take your body and it's still a good show. It's a great show.
It's a great. It's still good
I love Star Trek next generation. No first one. No real one old one. I'm sorry.
I
I'll back up. I'm sorry. You're wrong
I'm not wrong. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can I just say something? I can't be wrong for
liking something. I
Understand that. I think that you're misinformed. How so? Because and do me a
favor season five. No
I know because I just just open your heart. It's open. Okay, because may I say
what I'm gonna say, right? May I? Yes, please
All right season five. Okay second to the last episode. Okay, the episodes
called inner light. I'm not gonna watch it
I'm not asking you to but I'm asking I'm not asking you to but I'm
But I'm asking your fans. Okay, right watch to check it out
I'm gonna yell at me that episode is the greatest piece of sci-fi ever filmed
And Adam Egott
Hated Star Trek I forced him to watch this episode. He watched every episode
after that. Yeah, okay. It's a great episode
Okay, I will watch okay. Thank you. Now. I changed my mind. I watch see your
heart was open
It looks interesting. Yeah, yeah, it looks interesting because he's walking
around
See what he's got to say? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe he's on like a vision quest.
No, the concept is great. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I believe you
Okay, good. Thank you. I like the old one just for nostalgic purposes
Yeah, because I'm old and because when I was a kid that was on television
I remember watching Star Trek and Captain Kirk like oh my god, he's the coolest.
Yeah, it was the best
You know and and it was also it's so corny like if you watch it today
It's gone to this point where it becomes funny. It's parody. Yeah, like there's
a there's a scene where Captain Kirk
Has a fight with uh like a lizard man
Yeah, on a planet. Yeah, I remember that one. I remember the dumbest fight
scene. I know ever
It's right up there with the sticks six million dollar man versus Bigfoot. That's
the dumbest one. Yeah, this one
This one's pretty dumb. Yeah, look at handsome. He was so handsome. First of
all
This lizard is so goddamn slow. I would fuck this lizard up
I would fuck look at that. I would
Yeah, I would fuck look how slow he is bro. I would fuck him up. I would be leg
kicking him right now
Whap whap I take them knees out. Oh that what a shitty body kick. Wow
And he just fights like Brendan Schaub a little bit, but all he did is throw
him
Brendan Schaub was a good fighter. You better shut your mouth. He knocked out
Mirko Coco. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I love him
So look at this. He's right next to you and he's not even biting you. Yeah,
this is the biggest pussy lizard of all time
He's not even biting. Yeah
He's not biting the neck is right there. He's got a giant mouth full with teeth
Easily he could bite. There's no restraint keeping him from biting. Yeah
Look at that Captain Kirk. He hit him with the ears. Yeah, yeah. Oh, he hurt
him with the ears. Yeah, so what does he do?
He runs away like a pussy. Now he's gonna throw rocks at him
Yeah, you gotta hit him in the ear bro. Get close. The guy's slow as fuck
Look at him. This is so dumb. This is so dumb
This is so dumb. It hurts my feelings, but imagine shooting that that day
It's so my guy in the lizard suit. Oh my god. He's sweating his dick. Yeah,
yeah
He's having it rough because that's probably burbank or somewhere. Yeah, those
don't like that totally looks like it could be california
Doesn't it? Yeah, they must have shot it. Oh, he's gonna pick up the rock. Look
how fake that rock looks
What you gonna throw that rock all you have to do is just get out of the way
now don't stand there wait for the look get out of the fucking way bro
Oh, that was good guys. How casual did he get out of the way because he knew it
wasn't a real rock
Yeah, it was when remember that guy threw the shoe at bush. This is picture-perfect
terrible acting
Yeah, picture-perfect terrible choreography everything about it is hilarious.
Does it end?
Yeah, he doesn't kill him
No, that's it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh
I love that show. Yeah, it reminds me of old godzillas. You remember when uh,
captain kirk hooked up with that green lady. It was a big deal
Would you have? Yeah
I wouldn't have fucked the avatar ladies. So if you and I had a like a avatar
ladies that lady's hot on pandora
I don't know it looks blue the one. I don't give a fuck the one that he
eventually
Wines up with yeah, she's hot, but you know how like the creatures connect with
the tails or whatever then they communicate
Yeah, does that come out of the vagina too? I don't know. I don't think they
have a okay go
Oh, I think you just link up like that. Oh, you're coming. Oh, you come. Oh,
yeah
I'd love to come on my nose. How the babies even yeah there. I can't you know,
can I ask you?
They have things over their dicks, so they must have dicks, right? They all had
loincloths. Yeah, but i'm 52 joe and I
I can't I can't I can't come you can't come I come every other time every other
time
That's good, but you know what I like I like edging, but how much are you
fucking you trying to fuck every day or jerk off every day?
Maybe you're running out of jizz
Maybe you just have a small factory, you know, and you're just demanding too
much out my factory's pretty big dude
Your balls are big for my size. Yeah. Yeah, but like for normal humans when you
hit 52 like how often are you coming?
Every other day that's reasonable. That's reasonable, but when I'm in the sack
with a woman. Oh
Psychologically, I can't do it. So do you just fake it? I pull up. No, I make
it. I dim the lights. Yeah, and I do it back
I go back you go back. So just yeah
And I'll go back to the back of the wall good move in the dark. Oh and acted
out
Good actor right epilepsy right right and I go straight to the bathroom like I'm
washing it. Whoa, so they can't see the come
That's a good move. Thank you. It's a good move. You want to be deceptive?
Yeah, yeah
Thank you.