Name: Joe Saved Bobby Lee's Life The First Time They Met
Uploaded: 2024-01-23T18:23:14.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Saved Bobby Lee's Life The First Time They Met' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-23. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Saved Bobby Lee's Life The First Time They Met' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-23. Transcript available.

The Joe Rogan experience.
Do you remember when we first met?
Remember when we first met at the strip club in San Diego?
Can I say something?
But can I just say something about it?
Yes.
I think I might be wrong with the way you're saying it, maybe.
How so?
Well, I don't...
Let's go by...
So, you were headlining La Jolla.
Yes.
I was a doorman.
Yes.
Right?
And I think Diaz was there.
I believe so.
Yeah, I think he was there, right?
Yeah.
I knew Diaz.
Right.
So, he goes, hey, let's go to the strip club with Joe.
And I was trying to be a host.
Was this 95?
Yeah, 95, 96.
Okay.
Right?
Wow.
And I was a kid.
Right.
I was enamored by you.
You know what I mean?
Not enamored, but I was like...
I doubt it.
I wasn't even famous back then.
No, but still, you were a headliner.
I was an emcee.
Oh, okay.
Right, right, right.
So, then we go to the strip club.
Okay.
Right?
And it's deja vu.
Okay.
Okay?
Okay.
And I wanted to go, like, I'm from San Diego.
I know the ropes.
I know the people.
I didn't.
Okay.
Of course I didn't.
That's not really what happened.
No, but we sat there.
Okay.
And then there were gang members there.
Right.
Right?
And then, I don't know what the problem was, or there was a problem between...
I'll tell you the problem.
Okay.
Okay, there's one of the gang members who's dating one of the strippers.
Okay.
And when he was over there talking to the stripper, you went over and tried to
get the stripper
to give you a lap dance.
And when you did that, I saw the look in his eyes, and he had...
I'll never forget.
He had long, straight, black hair.
Yeah.
This Mexican dude with tattoos on his face.
In 95...
Only two teardrops.
That's fine.
Okay.
That's only two people he killed.
Okay.
And this is 95.
Okay.
And you went over, and I said, Bobby, what the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
I go, did you take a look at that guy's eyes?
Yeah.
I go, Bobby, these are like dangerous, real people.
And you're like, oh, shut the fuck up.
Nothing's going to happen.
They ain't going to do shit.
I go, okay, I'm out of here.
So I said, I'm leaving.
You can either come with me or not.
And I got up and left.
I saw where this was going.
They were getting up, Bobby.
They were moving around.
They were thinking about coming over to you.
And I got us right out the door.
And you barely got in my car.
You barely got in my car in time.
You were dilly-dallying.
And someone had to yell at you.
And then we got you in the car, and we took off.
I go, hey, Bobby, you were going to get a shot.
Like, for real.
Well, you saved my life.
I don't know if I saved your life, but I definitely saved you an ass.
But also, if she's working there, she's on the clock.
No, just hear me out.
No, you're.
If I'm at McDonald's, right, and some woman.
Technically correct.
I'm technically correct.
Technically, you're correct.
Ethically correct.
But she was over there talking to her gang member boyfriend.
And you went over asking for a lap dance.
And you just, like, stormed your way into their conversation.
You were going to die.
Can I just say something?
Yes, please.
I want to say something, okay?
Okay.
At the time, I found this out later.
I thought that teardrops meant that he was emotional or something.
I didn't know about death.
Okay.
Even if he didn't have teardrops on his face, the look in that guy's eyes, like,
the whole
group of them, they were serious people.
I don't want to make assumptions about people.
Okay.
Do you have any self-preservation instincts whatsoever?
What do you mean?
Did you have any self-preservation instincts?
Why from the suburbs?
We don't know danger that way.
We had no homeless.
We had surfers.
You should be just inherently, like, a child sees a dog's teeth and is scared
of them.
You should see that guy growling and go, okay, this is real.
Joe, I'm 52 now.
I've never had anything happen to me.
So I feel like my instincts, right, are on point.
You're also very likable.
I'm likable.
People decide not to kill you.
I smile.
Yeah.
So, what the fuck, dog?
I go, yeah, yeah.
That's a good move.
That's a good move.
That's a good move.
Yeah, yeah.
But that was our introduction.
That's how we became friends.
Okay.