Name: Bobby Lee Details His Bad Experiences Acting in Hollywood
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Details His Bad Experiences Acting in Hollywood' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-23. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Details His Bad Experiences Acting in Hollywood' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-23. Transcript available.

The Joe Rogan experience I put myself in situations that aren't that I've had
fucking
Directors call me a pan-faced gook. What?
Yeah, I had a director call me that was he also? No, he was a white. What? Yeah,
how long ago in the 90s?
Wow, I don't want to call the director. He's a big director. Holy shit, and he
called the other actors a whore
Oh my god. He's a get on your mark you pan-faced gook. Whoa. Yeah. Yeah, this
is back
You know when it wasn't whoa. Is he alive? Yeah, he's doing movies still. I
want to so badly tell you what it is
What's his name rhyme with? No, I'm not playing this game. I know the internet.
Will you tell me later? Oh, yeah, okay
Oh, yeah, yeah, he was gonna go through your IMDB and they're gonna find some
likely candidates. Maybe we should do that
Yeah, let the internet do it. Maybe we can play warmer. Warmer? Yeah. Warmer.
No, no, no, no
One time this director. I worked for this director. Is he Italian? No, I'm not
playing this game. Fuck you. Okay
One time I fucked up on a line and he he made the whole
Everyone like the cameraman everyone and the wardrobe form a circle
They put me in the middle of the circle and he goes point your finger and they
all pointed their finger at me
And he goes repeat after me you're the worst actor on planet earth
Oh my god, and they all did that and
Tears welled up in my eyes and I remember a wardrobe lady looked at me. She
goes. I'm so sorry. Oh my god
Yeah, I mean I had I've had I had Michael Bay do something to me
He grabbed my face aggressively whoa
Why would you do to him grab his balls?
I do that for comics. Okay. Yeah, don't do it when I'm like on a no, I did this
so I booked this commercial with Eric Stone Street
Right, you know Eric's Eric. He's a modern family. Okay. Yes. He plays the fat
gay guy. Sure. Sure. So we play tower boys with
Kim Cattrall
So it was a I forget it was a Pepsi commercial I think and she was in this
bathtub and I'd never acted before
You know Joe like I'm a stand I come from the same place you come which is open
mics and
Yeah, I didn't learn
How to act I don't know the fuck that right?
I don't know what a jib cameras were mark or any of that shit, right? Right, so
I had the scene where I had to bring these oh fuck
I had to bring these towels into a fuck, you know, you're like stacked it's
that was a joke and he would go
Your face needs to be in the light
And I go, oh, I don't I don't know so I try to tilt
every take the light
the light
Right and then like by the eighth one he came from behind the thing and he
grabbed my face like this. He goes here
here and I like tears
Well, no don't feel bad for me. I'm a survivor
That's your Holocaust
That was your movie a Michael Bay tells you to put your face towards the yeah,
but in the 90s I
Experienced that shit, right?
Well that seems like you really weren't putting your face towards the light and
he was freaking out cuz they could only do that take so many times
I'm kind of on team Bay
Really? Yeah, he just turned your face. Oh, you're right. You're making it
sound like you're right. You're right. You're right
You're right. You're right. You're right beat your ass. You're right. You're
absolutely but but also when you
When you come when you come from a background like me yes with your dad fucking
I get it
Yeah, when people scream right it fuck triggers if you feel it you got
triggered
Yeah, like term what's a Robocop. What's his name? The original Robocop Peter
Peter we're we're yeah
He's a screamer screams. Yeah. Yeah, so I was on that. Do you yeah, I was on
Magnum. He does it to everyone
Right. Oh, yeah back in the day. We wouldn't have sides
You can't remember one line. He would like yell shit like that, right?
And every time he would do it. I would like tense up. I'm not a pussy dude. I
get it. I'm a warrior. Okay. Wow. Yeah, and
And then right I just went to the showrunner. I go I just next time I'm on the
side up. Maybe not him
So they just did it, you know, but anyway now I do shit. That's like what where
I feel like I'm wanted
Right and I'll do it. Right. So it's not like that crazy bullshit where I need
back then I needed it
Right someone would say something horrible to you. You would absorb it. Oh
Thank you.