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Joe Rogan Experience #2093 - Sober October Crew

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The Joe Rogan Experience.
Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day.
You looking for me?
You wanted the picture?
You wanted the picture?
It is in New York too, where no one wants to talk to anybody.
Is that the one?
His Dice Clay's, his Instagram is performance art.
They don't appreciate it because performance art is snobby.
And you think like you have to be left-leaning, you know, liberal, super
fucking progressive.
Like that's the only way you can have performance art.
But no, what Andrew Dice Clay is doing, some of the best.
That's the funniest thing on Instagram.
Wild performance art.
The hat, the king's hat.
I saw this one.
The king's hat.
The hat.
What about the hat?
My hat.
The king's hat.
That's good.
No, but I'm saying I can see that you're a fan.
No, we're talking about my co-worker.
Oh, no, if you wanted a picture, I would, you know, I would.
I see that.
A picture?
No, you wanted the picture with me.
No.
Yes, no?
You want me to take you a picture?
No, I thought you wanted a fan and wanted.
No, I'm just a super person.
All right.
All right?
I just said the king's hat and I haven't even worn it in four years.
All right.
Take care.
He does this to so many unsuspecting people.
First of all, is this even legal?
Wait, did you see the one with Matt Damon?
Is this even legal?
Did you see the one with Matt Damon?
No.
No.
He just got Matt Damon?
He got Matt Damon?
Get Matt Damon.
No.
Matt Damon.
Matt Damon's at the fucking airport.
No.
Having a beer and a burger.
No.
And he goes...
I'm getting anxiety.
You just got to see it.
It's so fucking good.
It does.
It's so fucking good.
It's so...
And Matt Damon is the sweetest animal alive.
He just looks at him like,
Huh?
Huh?
And by the way, Matt Damon's at fucking LAX in Delta
just having a burger and a beer like a regular fucking dude.
He is just hanging out.
You got to find the video.
He seems like a very normal guy.
But he's like, this is why I don't do this.
This is it.
I think we've had a couple interactions with him.
I think that's fucking Southwest.
This isn't even a lounge.
No.
It's a lounge.
Right.
And the face.
His face with the glasses.
What's that?
The picture with the face.
No.
No.
Matt Damon has no fucking idea.
He has no idea.
He has no fucking idea.
No.
Here's the question.
Is that legal?
Sort of.
Sure.
It should not be.
Is that legal?
You could just take some guy who's working in an upholstery shop.
Yeah.
And Andrew Dice Clay is like, he wanted the picture.
He does it on street corners a lot.
So like you're in public, right?
And if you're in public, you can be filmed.
Which is also wild.
Which is wild.
It's kind of wild.
And you can be filmed against your knowledge.
Yeah.
It's kind of wild.
My favorite is when those young white kids do it to just black dudes.
And then they're like, hey, did you want me to kiss me on the lips?
And the guy goes, no, you're talking to the wrong motherfucker.
Yeah.
And he's like, in a second.
And then he just jaws the dude and knocks him unconscious.
And you're like, that's even a bunch.
There's a bunch of those that go sideways that are stupid.
It's like, well, you got it.
They're not really thought out.
Or there's the fart prank.
You know, like there's people that do.
Fart in elevators?
No, they'll fart like in public.
But they'll go to like the hood and then like walk up where people are hanging
out.
And then just fart.
And you see black people be like, nah.
And like get up and like chase you.
Like it's because it's like you're trying to elicit this reaction.
Do you remember a Kentucky Five movie?
Yeah.
It's very dangerous.
It's super dangerous to do that.
Yeah.
It's very, very dangerous.
Just because they don't know that you're doing a prank.
No.
They think you're a crazy person.
And they think you came over.
If someone's that nuts, they just get right in your face out of nowhere with
some goofy thing to say.
And if you're doing the fart one, they think you're like you're coming over.
Right.
So where people are just to fart.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It doesn't go well.
No.
They're like, no, it's for a prank from my YouTube.
They're like, huh?
Who's?
What are you talking about?
You just picked the wrong people and they just instantly go into violence.
Did you see the fucking guy?
Oh my God.
This is in Europe where his prank was he pours liquefied dog shit on people.
Oh my God.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He just got arrested.
Oh my God.
You're on the subway and he has a bucket of dog shit that he's put in the
bucket and put water in.
Oh my God.
And then he dumps it on people.
He dumps it on their heads?
Just kill them.
Yeah, yeah, dude.
You were arrested for throwing bucket of poo on train passengers.
He's done it many times.
Like several times.
He's filming.
He's got to sit.
Oh my God.
A prankster was arrested.
Oh, fuck this guy.
It's super insane.
Oh my God.
That's a bucket of shit.
Oh, psychopath.
Yeah.
And then he's just like.
What a psychopath.
He just dumps a bucket of shit on this guy's back.
Belgium.
I've heard of this crap.
Not well played.
And that's an easy way to be dead.
Oh my God.
You do that to the wrong person.
They'll throw you in front of the train truck.
Any person.
That is so crazy.
But especially like.
Yeah, there's a lot of people that.
That is so crazy.
It's totally insane.
Dumped it on that guy's neck.
Yeah.
It feels like water for a second.
Then you've got to realize.
Oh, just shit all over you.
You're hours from home.
Look at that little black chick going.
What?
She's like.
I'm going to be a prankster.
It's insane.
This is the most insane thing I've seen.
What?
But that is like.
He's now being charged with assault.
Bad.
Like, you know.
Well, I think it's like a bioterrorism too.
There's something weird.
Like human shit falls into a weird category.
Yeah, spitting on someone is like.
Super toxic.
Is almost like hitting them.
Yeah.
Like they have to.
There was a guy in New York who was rubbing shit in people's faces in the subways.
Really?
Yeah, just coming behind him with pick up dog shit and then just rubbing on
people.
Dude, Native Americans used to dip their arrowheads in shit just to ensure that
you'd be infected.
Yeah.
We got to take care of that.
Yeah, to poison people when you get hit.
Right, because immediately infection was done.
Yeah, you're getting infected.
They knew about that.
Shit is what caused all the plagues.
Yeah.
It's what caused all the plagues.
We saw that guy that would shit in his hand.
Tom and I have an offer out to Mark Cuban to rub shit on our faces for $1.75
million.
His shit?
Our shit.
Your shit.
Hold on.
You shit.
He rubs it on your face barehanded?
No, now listen, we're hoping that Elon hears this and then ups the ante and
says, Mark, if you shit on your face, I'll give another $1.75 million.
But yeah, Tom and I, Tom's fans of this guy that shits on his face.
Wait a minute, there's a guy that you're a fan of that shits on his face?
Tom loves it.
There's this guy.
Jesus Christ.
There's this guy that will, like, he'll do like a birthday wish naked.
He just stands there naked and then he flops his dick around.
But if you pay him more, he'll shit in his hand.
You're not going to believe this?
It's actually worse when you see it.
It's pretty bad.
It's pretty bad.
That's naked Martin.
Oh my God, it's worse when you see it?
It's pretty bad.
It's so bad, Joe.
Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, you haven't even heard the worst.
Oh, Joe, you got a surprise coming your way.
You got a surprise coming your way.
What happens?
Don't worry, Joe, you'll get it.
Oh, I'm going to have to watch this?
Oh, you'll get it.
Are you going to make me watch this?
What?
He looks just like you.
Do the one with the oranges, Tom, please.
Will I please your mom's house, dude?
I had a really hard time not throwing up.
There's multiple times I had to look away.
Oh, Jesus.
This guy looks like old Joe.
If you go to his Twitter, you might be able to find it, Jamie.
Nakedmartin.co.uk, is that what it is?
Is this for the folks at home?
This is if you want to book a video.
Oh my God.
Folks, if you want to get yourself a video.
But usually this stuff.
This gentleman is Naked Martin.
Martin.
Naked Martin.
A nice piece.
Naked Martin is just, it's all about showing his hog.
Which, by the way, is...
No, no, stop.
Hold on.
How did he do that?
The guy's magic?
He's magic?
That's a reverse video.
Yeah, it's a reverse video.
By the way, that's a promo video I would have done in a fucking heartbeat.
Sell some fucking tickets.
Can I just pause to point something out here?
How wild is Twitter?
How can you have full porn on Twitter?
Twitter goes full porn.
But for some reason, that is like outside of the conversation when it comes to
advertiser boycotts.
That's totally true.
Isn't that interesting?
Because like they're saying, if you allow certain kinds of conversations, we
won't advertise.
Is he going to cover his glasses?
Go back to the glasses.
Is he going to cover his glasses?
Go back to the glasses.
Is he going to cover his glasses?
Yes.
Oh my God.
What's he going to do with that?
What the fuck are you making me watch?
Don't wear it, Mark.
Look, his stomach's pulsating.
Oh, put him on, put him on, put him on.
Come on, man.
No, Martin.
By the way, that's not that bad.
I'd do that.
This guy's going to jerk off on food that he eats.
That's not food, Mark.
Oh, don't make me.
And Joe, Joe, I don't think the video's over.
Oh, Christ.
If I know Martin, he's got another trick up that sleeve.
Oh.
What are you going to do, Martin?
Oh, no.
What are you going to do, Martin?
No, Martin.
No!
There you fucking go!
That's why he makes some big bucks, motherfucker!
I legit just retched.
Legit just retched.
I almost lost it.
You've got to find a face smothering, Jamie.
Stop it!
Get rid of it, Jamie.
Please, stop it.
On your own, find a face smothering.
Don't do it.
Don't do it, Jamie.
Bring it back when you find it.
I think I need smelling salt.
Okay, but I wanted to ask you this.
He doesn't even pause.
You've had, like, I remember you had Jack Dorsey.
No, no, no, stop, Jamie.
Stop, Jamie.
I need a drink.
I need a cigar.
I need something to clean the pen.
Jesus Christ, that's so crazy.
That's someone's baby boy.
Oh, fuck.
No, no, no more.
Come on, buddy.
Come on, man.
This is not pressing the shit out of me.
That's someone's baby boy.
Someone was playing catch with that kid in the park.
Wait, hold on.
So, when you've had, like, back in the day, you had Jack Dorsey on.
Yeah.
You've had Zuckerberg on.
And you've talked about, you know, censorship.
Like, you know, what gets policed?
Because it always feels like these big companies have, kind of, you know,
inconsistent rules about what they do.
Oh, if it's this, and this could be misinformation, or we don't know if we can
verify.
You know, it never feels like, oh, that's the clear answer.
But on Instagram, there's this thing where, like, you know, somebody could say
something
about whatever, a political candidate, maybe COVID, and then people go, like,
that account
is gone, right?
Or it's like, but you and I have a text thread that is pretty horrific, that is
fueled only
by Instagram.
Yeah.
And you're like, wait, why is all this okay?
Tom and I, every day, Tom and I, every day, send each other the most horrific
shit we find
on Instagram.
Right.
Every day.
It's bad.
It's people getting run over by trains, every day.
It's people getting mauled by animals.
What do they say?
Shot.
Fucking.
Electrocuted, hit by lightning, dump trucks fall on top of them.
So I asked, so I actually ran into an engineer at Meta two days ago, and he was
talking to
me, and I kind of, like, was like, what's up with this?
And he's like, yeah, there's just so many accounts.
It's hard to, and I'm like, no.
I go, these are accounts that have been up forever, and they just have murders.
Well, here, not only that, they just show up in my feed, and I'm not following
them.
Oh, yeah, of course.
That's the thing.
It's like, the algorithm knows that I've watched that shi