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Joe Rogan Experience #2094 - Colion Noir

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We had a full Texas day today, dude.
Yeah.
Full Texas.
It doesn't get more Texas than that.
Shotguns, ate barbecue, went to the staccato range.
How sick is that place?
Man, dude, you should have, like, I remember when I first went there, like, I
called it
at the ghetto because that's what we do, but it, like, there was nothing there.
Just dirt.
Just dirt.
And, like, they had some bays and stuff like that, too.
And we, you know, me and my videographer, we did some shooting out there and we
filmed,
but it was, like, nothing like it is now.
Now it looks like an entire little village of guns.
They're dumping a ton of money to that place.
Dude.
Like, when we were going around, he was showing us, like, the whole property.
I was, like, I don't know if you saw my face.
I was like, what the fuck?
I know.
It must be a lot of money in selling really good guns.
Yeah.
Yeah.
To say the least.
Like, the lake?
Like, you guys have a lake?
Why'd you build a lake?
He's like, we're going to have a lake.
I'm not going to lie.
There's something about water.
Like, if I ever bought, like, property, like, if I just get over this whole,
like, I have
to be in the city shit, like, I bought property.
I'd want some, like, body of water.
Explain to me the I have to be in the city.
I'm just a city rat.
Like, I like.
You just always like it.
Yeah, just the buzz and the energy of the city is something that I just, it's
in me.
So, it's like, like, I can still, like, every year, you know, I'll go out to,
like, Utah and
go and do all of the, you know, eat, love, pray shit.
And then.
But you just have to be back in the city.
Yeah, I got to come back to the streets, yeah.
That's crazy.
I like staying in cities.
Like, when I stay in New York City, I'm there for a weekend.
But by the time Sunday rolls around, I'm like, all right, get me the fuck out
of here.
I don't like it.
I've never liked it.
Even when I lived in New York, I didn't live in the city.
I live in the suburbs.
Ah.
I lived.
But that was because I couldn't afford it.
I couldn't afford an apartment.
Gotcha.
That had parking.
Like, it's parking in New York City.
Oh, yeah, you're right.
It's crazy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I have to do the road.
I travel a lot to do stand-up.
I have to be able to drive to gigs.
So I was driving to Connecticut, New Jersey, and just to get a parking spot.
I forget how much it cost back then.
This was the 90s.
But it was out of my budget.
I'm honestly, like, I love cities.
So anytime I go to a city, if I travel to a different state I've never been to
before,
I always want to stay in the city and I always go to their downtowns.
New York is one of the places that I genuinely do not like.
Really?
No, I don't know what it is.
I genuinely did not like it, which is weird because I like big cities.
But for something about New York, I was just kind of like, meh.
Really?
I don't, dude.
That doesn't make any sense because it's the most city city.
I wish I could articulate it.
Just a feeling is not interesting.
And it wasn't even, like, during a weird time.
Like, I didn't go, like, during COVID or anything like that.
It was a pretty normal time.
During COVID, they made some weird law in New York City where you allowed to
eat outside.
So they built indoor places outside.
So they basically built, like, these, like, there were, like, little trailers
that they set up outside.
And they put, you know, dining tables in and nice lighting and shit.
Have you seen this one?
Yeah.
New York City drivers will have to pay $15 to ride through Manhattan.
Yeah.
I did not know that.
You have to pay money to drive through the city.
Oh, this is new.
They're out of money.
Yeah, well, yeah, that's what happens when you make stupid policy decisions.
Yeah, you make terrible policy decisions.
And you say that you're a sanctuary city.
And then Texas goes, okay, great.
It's kind of a gangster move by Abbott.
I mean.
It's pretty gangster.
If you're dealing with the border, and the border is where you are.
And everyone's like, we are a sanctuary.
Like, oh, are you?
Wonderful.
I got an idea.
What is going on?
Have you been paying attention to this standoff between Texas and the Biden
administration
in terms of the border?
Like, Texas has put a barbed wire, and the Biden administration wants the barbed
wire taken down.
I'll be honest and tell you, I haven't been following it super close, which is
odd because
I'm Texas born and raised.
And the weird thing is, is living in Dallas, you're almost still kind of
disconnected from
what's going on at the border a little bit because you're so far north.
But even in Houston, because you know I'm in Houston a lot, too.
It's not something that you're confronted with daily.
But, but, anybody from Texas usually at some point in time, at some point in
time.
What was that?
Sorry, I was checking the video.
At some point in time, you're going to go, you're going to go towards the
border.
Yeah.
And you're going to see it for yourself.
But what I do know of it, I mean, at this point, we, I mean, we're trying not
to lose
control of it, essentially, from what I can gather.
What is happening?
I don't know.
Whose idea is it?
In terms of what?
Who's letting this happen?
Like, who's, it seems very organized.
These people know the borders open, so they know they can just walk through.
I think, I think there is, there's a lot of virtue signaling, I think, involved
in all
of the whole, like, like you talking about with New York saying, you know, we're,
we're
a sanctuary city.
Just, yes, we accept everyone to come in.
Just not our state in our city.
Right.
Right.
And so I think you have that combined with the reality of what happens when you
have
a border that honestly is not being checked.
Right.
So if you, if you have, if you have a situation where you have people who are
able to just come
in and leave as they, I wouldn't necessarily, necessarily say leave, but coming
into a state
and it's a choke point because it's, a lot of it is coming in through Texas.
So, you know, it's easy to have that philosophy of, oh, you know, leave the
border.
Don't, don't make the border, get rid of the barbed wire, et cetera, et cetera,
et cetera,
because we want to seem as if we are welcoming to everyone.
And I don't think it's a matter of not wanting to be welcoming.
I think it has a lot to do with the same reason why you have a front door with
locks on it,
on your house.
Yeah.
Right.
At least have a checkpoint to say, okay, well, if you want to come in, I need
to know who
I'm dealing with.
Well, did you see they had this one guy that was on video that he said, you
will see who
I am soon.
And then they found out he's on like some terrorist watch list or something
like that.
Yeah.
Oh, terrific.
But that doesn't surprise me, though.
Well, it doesn't surprise me either, but it seems too convenient that it's
happening with
the numbers that it's happening.
It seems organized.
And I would like to know, like, how is it getting to those people?
Is anyone supplying them with resources?
Is anyone telling them how to do it?
Is this organized?
I think it is.
Do I have any proof or data to back it up?
No, it's a hunch.
Yeah.
Just because it just doesn't really make sense.
I don't think anybody who's honestly being honest with themselves, you're not
going to
be someone who says, you know what?
I just want an open border where any and everyone can come in at will without
anybody checking
who's actually coming into the country.
No, it's insane.
It makes no sense.
It's insane.
And it's not the case if you fly in, which is nuts.
So if you're coming from some country and you, you know, if you want to emigrate
to the
United States, it's hard.
Yeah.
Like, you have to prove that you have some sort of exceptional skill.
There's some reason for you to be here.
You have to get a work visa.
You have to apply for citizenship.
I mean, let's just keep it real.
Like, there are a lot of people who just don't like this country.
Yeah.
And they would love to get into the country and cause damage to the country any
way they
can.
Yes.
So I think for anyone to say that they don't, that they are for open borders.
At least there's got to be a percentage of the people that are coming across
that we don't
want here.
There has to be.
I mean, that's just, that's just reality.
Just reality.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, as much as you want to be a kind person, look, I am the grandchild of
immigrants.
None of my family came from America.
They all came from Italy and Ireland.
They all came over here.
My parents are immigrants.
Yeah.
So it's like, we're not anti-immigration, but it just seems like, God damn, you
got to
make sure you're not letting terrorists in.
It seems so simple.
Yeah.
But like I said, I think a lot of it has to do, I think there's some grandstanding
and
there's some virtue signaling going on as well.
I think, I think the administration honestly is trying to, trying to walk that,
walk that
line of, no, we're so progressive.
And you know, while at the same time, honestly, trying to stick it to Texas.
Yeah.
I think, I think, I mean, this is a, it's a, it's a dick swinging competition
at this point.
Why would you have a dick swinging competition about the border?
That seems so insane that you would want people to take down a barrier to entry.
You know what I think?
What?
I think it has a lot to do with Trump.
Cause you know, when he was running his campaign, he was running a lot of it
based on the idea
he was going to build that wall on the border.
Yeah.
And so that became, that became a separation point for a lot of people in the
country with
respect to what side they fell on.
And I think there's a, there's a particular party in this country that utilized
it as a,
as a lightning rod to create that level of division.
And so I think they're kind of trying to reestablish that again,
which is one of the things that's even more gangster about Abbott sending
people to Chicago,
sending people to New York, because in Chicago, they're like, get these fucking
people out of here.
And the people that live in Chicago, the poor people in Chicago, like, this is
bullshit.
These people are getting money.
They're getting, they're, they're getting all this help.
They're getting food.
They're getting all this stuff that we don't have.
Yeah.
People, people literally in the place who live there, their whole lives.
And then all of a sudden these people sneak in and they're getting this special
treatment.
I think there's also a level of, of trying to pass the buck a little bit or, or
kind of a mass distraction.
Because when you look in, when you look at these major cities and you see the
conditions that a lot of these people are living in,
in our own country, right?
You start to ask yourself, okay, well, why, why are these conditions, why do
they exist?
Right.
And there are very particularized areas and very particular places within this
country.
So it begs the question, it's like, what, why can't we fix this issue?
Right.
Right.
Like we're talking about how we want to help these people.
They're, they're wanting to come into the country because they're running away
from a shitty life and in terrible environments.
I mean, you mean the ones that are synonymous, the ones that we actually have
in the country as well, but yet we haven't been able to address that issue.
Exactly.
Right.
Exactly.
But I think it's a way to kind of push that to the side and sweep it under the
rug and say, no, it, this is, it's a sexier problem to have when we're trying
to deal with people coming from other countries.
Right.
And we want to help them because we're so noble and so brave.
But I'm like, you haven't even taken care of what's going on in your own home.
And part of the reason why the place they are at sucks, well, the reason why
they come over here is because of what we're doing to those 