Name: The Woman Who Claims Ozempic "Burned Off" Her Genitals
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Woman Who Claims Ozempic "Burned Off" Her Genitals' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-02-06. Transcript available.

- The Joe Rogan Experience.
- Tucker Carlson had this guy who used to work
for a pharmaceutical company on his show today,
or the episode's out today,
and a lot of it is about Ozempic.
- Really?
- About how many people are being prescribed Ozempic.
- But they're handing it out like nothing, too.
- It's kind of wild.
It's kind of wild because I think it's gonna be
one of the most profitable drugs ever.
- Do they know what's gonna happen to you
after you take it, 'cause--
- People have been taking it.
- I got a feeling there's no way that works.
- That's what I'm, dude.
People have been taking it for a long time.
They're like, "Oh, we've used this for diabetes."
- I felt that way about literally every single--
- I know, dude.
- Dude, SSR, like people were like, "You're depressed."
I was like, "Yeah, dude, definitely."
They're like, "Take this."
I'm like, "No."
- They're terrible.
They turned out to be awful, dude.
The withdrawal from those things are catastrophic.
- People have severe bio-intestinal sort of things
happen with them if they have a bad side effect.
- Numb genitals.
- Gastrointestinal.
- It numbs your genitals?
- You can get numb genitals, too.
- Brian Simpson had a real bad reaction to it.
- Really?
- Yeah, real bad.
- That sucks.
Brian's sad.
- Yeah, his stomach was just jacked.
But some people take it as no problem at all.
- Yeah, but when you try to get off of them, it's like--
You have like a headache and brain zaps for like a month.
- What?
- What do you want one, Jamie?
- "Ozempic burned off my genitals.
I found pieces of charred skin in the toilet."
- What?
- Maybe.
Maybe some other things are going on.
- Yeah.
- True.
- Fucking Ozempic.
- Is that real?
- It's on New York.
I mean, the New York Post posted it.
- Hmm.
- Dr. Maria's pussy fell off.
- Oh my God.
She got severe burns and charred skin on her vagina, anus, and buttocks owing
to once-weekly
jabs.
- The Professor of Pharmacology Health at the University of Texas, Rio Grande
Valley.
Penned testimonially on her Ozempic use to New York.
So she's obviously very smart.
- Yeah.
I said, Ozempic, toe that pussy up.
That's all.
- Oh my God.
She said, "I checked my genitals, anus, and buttocks."
- What's his name?
My boyfriend's name's Ozempic.
- Oh, that's just Ozempic, man.
- Fucking rocked my anus.
My anus fell off.
I took a shit.
My anus fell off.
God damn it.
- Some areas that have charred skin.
- She's kinda fine.
- She said it was as if she was exposed to sunlight for days.
Yo.
- Jesus, man.
- Why is she taking those out?
She's...
- 'Cause everybody wants to be skinny, man.
- Yeah, man.
- She looks great.
- And dude, everyone's on...
I know a lot of people going on this stuff, like...
- Bro, can you imagine...
No, I'm not talking about this particular woman.
- Sure.
- But, if you brought home a lady, and she had a charred anus and vagina...
- And you're like, "What happened?
I used to be fat."
- Yeah.
- You'd go, "Alright."
- She's thin and hot.
- I'm not now.
- Alright, fuck it.
- Here's a picture of me when I was 250.
- Yeah.
- Like, "Whoa.
How'd you do this?"
- I'll zump it.
- My butt fell off, but...
- We could do...
- Things are fine.
- We could do other stuff.
- Yeah.
- We could do mouth play.
-
- My holes fell off.
- My holes are rotten.
- My fucking holes fell off, but...
- It's fine.
Are you into mouth play?
- Mouth play?
- Sorry.
- Bro.
- I know that's not great, but saying mouth play and hand plays...
- It's so funny.
- What a side effect.
- What are you fucking Googling, dude?
- What are you fucking Googling, dude?
- What are you Owen, Jamie?
What happened?
- I just keep going down the article and the way...
- It still hurts when I have to urinate or defecate.
It often starts peeling again because of the friction, said the survivor.
They're calling her a survivor.
This might be the...
Her lawyer might have wrote all those.
"On a very strict diet, not taking any medication at this moment in time, but
this will change
in a few weeks.
Rosa, I want to heal before I start again with any medication.
And due to the strict diet, my level of glucose is thankfully under control."
- A friction.
- She still supports it, which is nice.
- She still laws the injections for lowering her blood sugar.
Well, that's what it's for, right?
- Okay.
- It's a diabetes drug.
- Damn.
That's fucking wild.
- I think one of the side effects is like stomach paralysis or something like
that.
- She had all of the side effects you guys just said.
- Depression, gastro and gastro problems.
- I'd be depressed, yeah.
- Yeah, dude, that's fucked up.
- Yeah, it's a weird thing, man.
Because it's like, yeah, you shouldn't be obese.
And I think it's something like 50% of the country chain.
- It's not a big deal, dude.
- Speak on your people.
- Fuck you, Joe.
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