Name: Joe Rogan Experience #2103 - Sam Morril
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #2103 - Sam Morril' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-02-15. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #2103 - Sam Morril

Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out.
The Joe Rogan Experience.
Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.
I don't really like weed.
Do you like cigars?
I like alcohol and I like coffee.
I'm my big cigar guy.
Do you want alcohol?
I'll have it maybe in like second half of the show.
Second half of the show.
I like to feel the caffeine.
Let's prepare glasses with ice for the second half of the show.
Once things start getting a little sideways.
So what's happening, brother? How you doing?
Great, great.
I've been on the road just going pretty hard with this hour and I love it.
I still romanticize the road.
I still love it.
And I did theaters last year for the first time ever, just the theater run.
So now I'm back in clubs to just tighten it.
But I love it, man.
Yeah, clubs are the best.
It's the best experience.
The arenas are pretty nice.
They're fun.
In the round, they're really fun.
They look fun.
Theaters are fun, but it's slightly removed from a club.
A club is better than a theater.
Yeah, it's pretty cool.
I mean, theaters, I forgot how intimate clubs were just doing theaters last
year and being
like, oh shit, I can see when a dude's frowning.
You know, I can see one person having a bad time now.
So I forgot about that.
But there was a guy in Dallas over the weekend who just kept doing this to me.
And I'm like, what the fuck?
And I was like, oh, your girlfriend's a fan.
He's not, he doesn't like me.
His girlfriend, he was just a drunk.
Oh, wow.
And I peeled out of him and he was drunk on rum, too, which is the fun, to me,
it's like
funny.
That's funny.
That's a Jimmy Buffett drunk.
It's just not, you don't see a lot of white dudes with goatees who are rum
drunk.
So I was like, oh, all right.
He's eccentric.
Yeah, he was, he was just a, he was a bad drunk, but she was cool as hell.
Well, sometimes guys have a real hard time with their girlfriend being a fan of
a guy.
I feel like most of the people that like me are dudes, but when I see women out
there,
I'm like, great.
Yeah.
I'm happy.
When I see a table, a tabletop of four, I'm like, fuck yes.
Yeah.
When, whenever a lady asks me, are you Joe Rogan?
I'm like, yeah.
They're like, I'm a fan of your podcast.
I'm always like, that's crazy.
Thank you.
I mean, I'm sure you have a lot of female, it's a big pod.
It's the number two female podcast.
What's number one?
True crime.
That makes sense.
Like one of them true crime shows.
Women love true crime.
Yeah.
So this, women do listen to it.
Yeah.
But it's not, you know, I'm a guy and I'm probably annoying.
I get it.
I don't think you're annoying.
I get it.
Like if you're a woman and you don't, I mean, this is a bro heavy show, you
know,
like when we do Protect Our Parks or when we do a fight companion or.
The fights are definitely for bros.
Yeah.
And then when I have fighters on, unless it's female fighters, I've had a bunch
of female fighters
fighters on too.
You know, female fighters are probably my best example that I point to when
people think
that something horrible about fighting, that it's like brutality and it's wrong
and it's
barbaric.
And I'll point them to some female fighters.
I'm like, just listen to this woman talk.
Like listen to Rose Namajuna's talk about fighting and like listen to her post
fight speeches when
she's telling everybody that we just have to be nicer to each other.
It is pretty cool to be almost like Buddhist and a fighter.
She's an amazing, amazing human.
Very unusual human being, you know, elite, world-class fighter, world champion
multiple
times and like one of the sweetest, nicest people alive.
She's so nice to her opponents after fights.
That's, I don't know a lot about fighting.
A lot of it I've learned from hearing you talk and stuff.
But I, and you know, I remember watching a fight with like Luis Gomez and Dave
Smith once
and they knew so much about it that that's how you get me into it.
Like backstory and stuff.
Like I'm an insane NBA fan.
I love sports, but yeah, I mean the, the camaraderie in that stuff to me is
like what interests
me also is like, you know, growing up as a nineties basketball fan, these guys
fucking
hated each other, like wanted to fight like Oakley, Rodman.
They were like down to fight you and mind games and shit.
And now they all play AAU ball together.
So they're all buddies.
And that, so part of it's kind of lost a little, it's weird.
Like the, the camaraderie is beautiful and it's not, and now the trades are so
often that
like you're going to end up on this dude's team at some point anyway.
Yeah.
Well, I guess it's probably the best players can figure out how to always play
as a team
while playing their best, you know?
If your ego allows you to.
Yeah.
That's the thing about, like I'm, I'm definitely no basketball expert, but I,
when I watch like
high-performing athletics, it's in a team sports environment, it's always this
dance between
what is the best thing to do to score versus what do I want to do?
Right.
What do I want to do since I have the ball?
What's best for the team?
Do I want to try to show off?
Do I want to try to pull off something wild or do I pass?
You know, like, what do I do?
And then people get upset when you don't make, you know, the ladder, when you
don't pass enough.
Right.
That's like a big one.
Yeah.
If you, if you slow down, like, I mean, think about it.
If you want to simplify it to like kids playing in the park, if you're playing
your ass off
on D and you have one dude just like ISO dribbling the whole time on offense,
you're like, you're,
you're wasting our energy.
You're being a dick.
I don't like that.
So yeah, I think.
There's always going to be guys like that, that just want the ball.
But you have to know who you are.
I mean, it's like anything else.
Like if you know what's funny about you, you'll be a better comic.
Right.
If you know what's, what your purpose is as a basketball player, I'm a defender.
I'm a three point specialist knowing who you are is, is all of it really.
You know, it's one of the, the classic fumbles of all time is a guy who talks
shit while playing
basketball and then gets his ass kicked.
Yeah.
But it's so satisfying.
It's the worst thing ever.
When I see people shit talking like Steph Curry, I'm like, you know how this
ends.
It's like shit talking Jack Reacher.
You're going to fucking lose.
So ridiculous.
Yeah.
Why are you doing that?
People are so delusional.
Like the difference between a world class athlete and the average person is
such a gap.
But then again, there's some people out there that just genetic freaks.
And, you know, they, they probably, you know, are young and super cocky and
they might be
elite someday.
And they think they are right now.
Right.
You know, it's just like, that's just a part of like being a male, you know,
involved in
competitive sports.
They're all just going after each other, whether it's with basketball or
football or
especially with fighting.
On the professional level, it can be cool.
But when you play with your friends in the park and you have that one guy with
anger problems
and you're like, I had a friend who used to yell at people.
I'm like, dude, that guy's homeless.
You got to stop yelling at a homeless guy.
I had a friend who used to do that at the comedian softball game.
He would, him and this other dude, who's also my friend, they would scream in
each other's
faces, screaming like two gorillas, just screaming in each other's faces.
It was so ridiculous.
Some people need that to get them amped up.
Like Michael Jordan would create shit.
He would create reasons to be mad at us.
Like there's this famous story about MJ where he, like a guy was like, he had a
career night
against Michael Jordan, a career night, 39 points or something.
MJ had an off night.
And at the end of the game, he was like, good game to Michael Jordan.
And Jordan was like, oh, I'm going to fucking kill him.
Like he said it like in his head sarcastically.
So the next time they play, Jordan annihilates him, like humiliates him.
And then it later came out.
The guy's like, I never said that.
I didn't say shit to my, but Jordan is so crazy.
He needs fuel to just be like, you wronged me in some way.
And that's how I'll, right.
He probably put it in his head that the guy did said that.
Totally.
Yeah.
But that's like psychotic.
But that's how you get to be Michael Jordan.
When you're the elite of the elite, that's just such a special mindset to be
able to be that
good at anything, whether it's Tiger Woods at golf or Michael Jordan at
basketball or Mike
Tyson at fighting, to get that good at anything, man, that is so rare.
It requires so much insane focus on one goal.
And you're competing with, what, thousands and thousands of other elite
athletes that also have
their eye on this one goal?
Well, Tiger Woods is a great example of like, it's almost like, you know, you're
a kid and
you learned a, you learned a language at like two years old and you're like,
well, that kid
speaks Spanish now.
It was easy for him.
That's what Tiger's dad did to him with golf.
It's like, oh, you just know that this is what it takes.
Right.
With golf.
And then of course you need to fuck 40,000 women.
You have to.
Especially if you look like Tiger Woods.
Exactly.
And I mean, Jesus Christ.
Just let him have it.
Yeah.
The whole thing's ridiculous.
But also it's like, you see in that guy, the difference between what elite
athleticism applied
to golf can, he got banged up.
Yeah.
Well, you don't hear about that many golfers that go through as many surgeries.
I know he did one surgery for his leg, but a bunch of it's back stuff, right?
Yeah.
And you got to think that fucking torque that guy puts in that club.
Like how many times can you do that before your back just goes, fuck you.
Yeah.
You know, the way that guy hits a ball.
And he's one of those dudes where you're like, growing up, I'd be like, oh, you'd
be
a fat golfer.
And then you see, no, your body will probably break down.
Tiger's fucking ripped.
Yeah.
He's jacked.
Show me a video of him hitting like a long drive.
I was going to show you this, which is kind of, it's almost more impressive.
His ability to stop mid-swing.
Is this rear window?
Who's shooting this right here?
Well, this is like on-field stuff.
Oh, geez.
But it's really, it's, I mean, it's.
Why did he stop mid-swing?
Because either someone made a noise or something just distracted him.
But like, you're already going and you're so torqued up by the time you're in
the back
there to stop is, it takes a lot.
It's just like a mental fortitude.
And then also to be able to stop without fucking up.
But it is kind of funny the abuse other athletes take compared to golfers.
Like, this was probably.
Like, if you're playing football.
Well, I mean, verbal from an audience.
Like.
Oh, right.
I mean, if you're, if you're playing, I used to do a podcast with Julian Edelman,
who's a Super Bowl champ with the Patriots three times.
Great guy.
But he, he would tell me, uh, yeah, they would throw dildos at me on the field
in Buffalo
because they hated me.
Now in, in golf, they're like, quiet, quiet.
And like, you can't take any noise.
Yeah, there's no noise.
It's a different focus.
But there is that one tournament that they do where it's a giant crowd.
Have you seen that one?
They just had that problem with that this weekend.
What was that?
They had a problem?
Yeah.
What happened?
They let in too many people and they stopped selling alcohol.
Like one in the afternoon.
Oh, no.
We're getting so fucked up.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
It's like, I mean, I don't know.
Oh, no.
No one got hurt or anything.
Can you show a video?
Well, I want to see a video of him hitting the ball first, but then I want to
show Sam the
video of this golf tournament.
Right there.
I mean, the dude, the way his whole body like swings that club, there's so much
force.
There's a hole in one.
Look at that.
Also, to see that emotion, damn.
And the years of practice, like how many times has he swung a club?
I should say I know nothing abo