Name: Joe Rogan Experience #2111 - Katt Williams
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #2111 - Katt Williams' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-02-29. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #2111 - Katt Williams

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The Joe Rogan Experience.
Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day!
What's up?
How are you?
I can't believe we never met each other until today.
That's kind of crazy.
It's really weird.
It's kind of crazy.
It was always like at the store, they're like,
Cat was here last night.
I'm like, fuck!
It was always two ships in the night.
Right.
I would see you and I'd be able to get to you.
Comedy is small, but only if you're mediocre.
It's big.
It's a vast, vast place.
It's vast and it's also small because there's so few of us.
Worldwide, we were talking about this the other day.
There's maybe 500 of us on the planet.
You know, you've got to be real generous and say 500 because it's really
probably about 250.
Right.
But legit comics, guys you want to hang out with, guys who are fun.
Guys who you recommend.
Your number's going down.
Your number's going down!
Your number's going down!
Guys who you'd recommend, leave your house, get a babysitter.
The number's going down.
It's not a lot of people.
Right.
You think about the billions and billions of people on the planet.
There's a little smidgen of us.
Well, as children, we all take to talking with ease.
And so the fact that later on in your life, you'd be one of the people that
could say,
I talk for a living, is an amazing honor.
It's amazing.
Even if you look a thousand years back.
Yeah.
Especially today.
Did you be able to talk for a living?
Oh my God.
And that's the problem also with what we do, is that everybody can talk.
So they see you talking, they're like, I can do what he's doing.
Right.
He's just up there talking.
And the better you do it, the easier it looks.
Right.
Which is part of the trap.
Yeah, it's part of the trap.
It looks like, he doesn't think about what he says, he just says stuff.
But you couldn't be as accurate.
No.
No.
And then there's hanging around with comics and getting to know about shit like
they're electric
Rolls Royces.
Right.
Right.
If Satan hits me, just know I'm hitting back immediately.
You're going to know about it if I've never heard.
Yeah.
The electric specter.
That thing is insane.
That thing's insane.
Just the way the doors open up, the way the doors close when you touch the
brakes.
Totally silent.
For the price point, it would have to be perfect.
And the whole thing is, it is.
And that's, that's what you're trying to do in any genre.
Like, you're trying to find that thing that is flawless in that genre.
Right.
And that's it.
That's the Rolls Royce.
I've never had one of those.
Right.
Well, because, because it's important to you that you be grounded in the
important ways.
So I can see you not have had it, having not had a Rolls Royce.
I've had four, five.
I'm not opposed to it.
It's just the idea of it to me is like, don't do that.
For me.
You know, I'm always like, get away from that.
Right, right.
Well, see, you see what I mean?
Yeah.
Because, because we live vicariously through these things.
And it's been that way for all of humankind.
I'm saying it was still like that for the Roman and his chariot.
Like, that's how he felt.
Like, that's, that's how horsemen feel about that ride.
You know, like.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Transportation and people have a love story.
Yeah.
That's really the only object that I'm really into.
Like, I'm in this.
Yeah, vehicles.
I'm into mechanical vehicles.
Right.
There's like something about mechanical vehicles that just speak to me.
I love them.
I love looking at them.
I love sitting in them.
I love driving them.
It's just like, it's one of the things that people say, like, money can't buy
you happiness.
That's definitely true.
If you're fucked up, you're not going to get happier if you get rich.
But if you're already reasonably happy and you can afford a nice muscle car,
God damn, you'll feel happier.
You will feel happier.
But every time.
Every time you drive it.
So what I'm saying is when I got the 67 Chevy Camaro, I needed no other cars.
I was complete.
Yeah.
When I got the Grand National, you couldn't tell me anything.
There was nothing on the highway that was of my ilk.
Yeah.
But I've felt that way 12, 13 times.
That's what makes it real love.
Yeah.
They give you real joy every time you drive them.
And you feel like that character in that movie.
Fuck yeah.
Like.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You drive a 1970 Chevelle, you feel like John Wick.
Yeah.
It's a sacred, sacred place.
There's music there.
There's recklessness.
But there's safety.
Yeah.
You know, it's like it gets to the essence of a being.
Yeah.
And I think it's a thing that won't exist 100 years from now.
I think automated driving will be mandatory.
I really do.
I think we're about 100 years away, 100 years away from no personal automobiles,
no control
of your vehicle.
We're going to stop all crashes.
We can stop all crashes and all highway deaths.
Come on, Kat.
Won't you contribute and give up all your rights to drive?
We're going to stop all death.
Yeah, it's not, but understand that it, all of these things have financial
benefits and
then they use those perks you just mentioned to get you in.
But I, I, yeah, I, I believe that it'll be mandatory, but, but for practical
reasons,
like this thing where the police want you and they have to chase you and you
may get away.
Those, those days are done.
Yeah.
They're just going to shut your car off.
Your car is going to do what they tell it to do, which is get behind this
patrol car
and follow us to the station.
There's speculation that they've, they've had that for a long time, you know,
there was
a, that, that famous journalist, Michael Hastings, that was his name.
There's this journalist, I don't know if you know this story, but it's pretty
crazy.
This guy went to, um, Afghanistan, so Afghanistan with the troops and he was
only supposed to be
there writing a Rolling Stone article about this general for a very short
amount of time.
But then there was the volcano in Iceland and the volcano in Iceland stopped
air travel.
So he, this journalist from the Rolling Stone was embedded in this, this troop
and they started
talking shit and he started reporting the shit that they were talking,
including disparaging
comments that the general had said about Obama.
So the general gets back.
He has to retire.
He has to, you know, it's the Rolling Stone expose.
It's a big deal because everybody loves his general.
So he retires and this Michael Hastings guy is on the run and he's terrified.
He's telling people if, if I commit suicide, I did not kill myself.
People are threatening my life.
And then he's going down La Brea and his car is going like 120 miles an hour
and just slams
into a tree and explodes.
And there's a video footage of it.
This dude is just fly, look at that, flying down the street.
Hits a tree and the car explodes.
And they asked security experts at that time.
I think there's like 2005, 2004, 2005, is it possible to control a vehicle
remotely?
They said, does your vehicle have a computer?
If your vehicle has a computer, they can control it, period.
There's a way.
And they know that.
And they've been doing that for, this is 2010.
So this is 14 fucking years ago.
Easy peasy.
If they could do that then, what can they do now?
Let's just shut your fucking car right off.
That's when his article came out, I'm sorry.
So I think the accident was 2013.
Oh.
Well, how was the article in 2010 if the accident's in 2013?
Well, the article came out first and exposed McChrystal.
Oh, oh, the Rolling Stone article.
I thought you meant the article on the accident.
If you actually do reading about Tesla, see, that's the thing, Joe.
That's why I love history so much because once you find out that this world is
a circle,
you can never get lost.
Right.
Like, you can look at certain things and it'll tell you what's going to happen
later.
Like, with amazing accuracy.
Like, yeah, like, that's how I knew that things like what you showed me with
Hastings, that those were real things.
Yeah.
Um, it's not.
They've always been real.
It's everybody who has ever been killed in one of those ways there was a
financial benefit
to it.
It was obvious.
It was easy.
You know where it came from.
It's just that they do a good job.
But how is that difficult if that's your job?
Like, they do this.
They do this really well.
They do it worldwide.
Um.
Well, so this guy fucked with the worst person you could fuck with.
a high-ranking beloved general who's in charge of trained killers who love him,
and you don't
think he could put one of those dudes on you with a coffee meeting?
Just have a sit-down at Starbucks with no phones on you?
And let me explain what's going on.
A shadow government is no more difficult than a government.
Yeah.
And so, not only that, they don't have to get elected.
It's even better.
Even nicer.
They could stay for a long time.
They can, I mean, think about J. Edgar Hoover.
How long did that motherfucker stay in power for?
He was running the FBI wearing a dress for like 30 years.
Because of what you just discussed.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Like, there are, that, that's why I can speak with impunity about the Illuminati,
because
I know who you would have to be in order for what I'm saying to bother you,
number one.
Right.
Number two, I know your big secret.
I know that you're not the Illuminati, I am.
So, you can't be illuminated, you're too dark.
But the, the difficulty is getting people to believe something that they don't
want to believe.
And in each of these cases, this is where the money is.
If you're just a capitalist, it is find something, establish a value for it,
and make sure that
that includes your profit, and make sure people really want it.
Right.
It, it's very fundamental.
Also, if you're running corporations and you're making billions of dollars, you're
gonna get
bored.
What's the ultimate game?
The ultimate game is to run the whole world.
Do you know what the ultimate game is, Kat?
Yeah.
I do.
We have an overpopulation problem, Kat.
Yeah.
It's an overpopulation problem.
Right.
And we're gonna, we're gonna be able to mitigate that with vaccines.
We're gonna be able to mitigate that with, with healthcare.
Right.
We're gonna figure that out.
We're gonna, we're gonna get rid of a bunch of people.
We used to be able to do it with neglect, and it was called nature's way.
Right.
You know, like, like, whatever was ailing you, it wasn't ailing everybody in
the world.
The Chinese didn't have it, because they had 6,000 herbs 6,000 years ago, and
knew what
each one did, and you know, like.
Mm-hmm.
You know, people are very resistant to that, when they don't realize that
almost all pharmaceutical
drugs come from plants.
A big.
You can't be against the original.
Yeah.
It's ridiculous.
Right.
That's, that's government propaganda working on you.
That's like, when they, remember when they had Marinol, when they were making
weed illegal,
and the people had, were going through cancer, and their doctors are prescribed
him weed for
chemotherapy, so they gave him Marinol.
Do you remember that shit?
I do.
It's like a synthetic version of weed that's terrible.
I, but, but terrible is.
It's subjective.
Right.
To nothing.
Right.
So, they have this oil-like cannabis that is for people having seizures.
Right.
And it's the only thing that will stop a seizure.
Yeah, it's incredible.
It is.
But here's the thing.
The fact that there is a God is the biggest conversation worldwide, but the
truth of the matter is, there
is more reason for you to believe there is a God than there is for you to not.
Like, the way that things interact.
Like, if we're just talking about marijuana or alcohol or whatever that is, you
have to understand
that this thing serves no other purpose than to bring pleasure to this small
group of beings.
Right.
And the fact that it already was set up to do that, the fact that it was
already set
up on this planet for there to be medicines for us to find and to utilize.
Yeah.
You see what I'm saying?
It's like, it's not like, oh, yeah, so he made a cow.
No.
To make a cow, it mea