Name: Joe Rogan Experience #2112 - Dan Soder
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #2112 - Dan Soder' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-03-01. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #2112 - Dan Soder

Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.
The Joe Rogan experience.
Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day.
Let's go, Dan Soda.
Yeah.
Let's go, baby.
What's happening?
I forgot how good a weed you have.
This is Cal Williams weed.
Is that really?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
I'm going to start talking shit on everyone in the business.
And that ain't never been a day that Shane Gillis ain't never texted me, you're
gay.
Always calling me gay.
Oh, we had Cat Williams ride the racing simulator and I filmed it and put some
of it up on Instagram.
But he's like, this is how he drives.
This is a normal thing.
He does this because he does this in real life.
Yeah.
I would love for Cat Williams to be the voice of my self-hate.
He's like, you ain't never going to be nothing, baby.
You suck.
It's like, I know, Cat.
Just to wake you up every day and get me to go to work.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's the new David Goggins.
He's like, pain is good.
Feel everything bad, pimpin'.
I'm out here golfing in $5,000 sneakers.
Dude, the books thing is still the funniest shit in the world.
Bro, he doubled down and then some.
Respect on doubling down on a crazy shit is fucking hilarious.
He was saying, I went to the library and I got 20 books at a time because that's
all they would let you get.
And I would be there three times a week.
What if?
Oftentimes, I'd be reading eight books simultaneously because I have the
original book and then I have books and annotated.
I love it.
The idea that a librarian sees him coming and gets nervous.
They're like, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Lock the doors.
Here he comes.
Only 20.
Only 20.
Only 20 books at a time.
I need to read 30 books today.
What was he saying?
A week?
How many?
I don't give a fuck what he said.
He's a gem.
That guy's a gem.
I love him.
I was so happy that I got him to come on the podcast because he was like, Joe
Rogan don't want me on this podcast.
I do, though.
I fucking love that guy.
I've always sung his praises.
When you heard him say that, did you talk back to the interviewer?
You're like, but I do want you on.
No.
No, I immediately went on Twitter.
Yeah.
I immediately went on Twitter and I said, dude, I love that guy.
Yeah.
Let's go.
I just never met him.
I never met him until yesterday.
I've never met him.
So it's just like we passed each other in the night at the store.
I just never was there when he was there.
And he was already a big, you know, giant theater act by then.
Yeah.
And now he's an arena act.
You know, like he's just, I just never met him.
That's all it was.
Like, it's hard to meet arena acts.
Like, unless it's Chappelle who still goes to the clubs.
Yeah.
Like, I asked him to do the club.
I go, you want to do a spot at the club?
Somebody goes, I'm an arena act.
Just to clarify who someone like that is.
I do arenas, too.
It's okay.
Like, the club is amazing.
Can't.
Yeah.
Not enough people.
No, I think he genuinely doesn't enjoy being in tight crowds like that.
I think he's uncomfortable.
And I just, I told him, I go, you got too famous.
And he was like, you got too famous.
I mean, he's been doing arenas for over 10 years now, probably.
And then theaters the whole time.
Well, Pimp Chronicles was when?
When was Pimp Chronicles?
I want to say, I'm going to guess.
I mean, I know Jamie's going to look it up.
I'm going to guess 0-2, 0-3.
Somewhere around then.
I watched that in the gym yesterday before I came to do the podcast.
It's one of the greatest stand-up specials of all time.
It's fucking amazing.
The amount of.
The energy he has.
It's like up there with like the energy of Chris Rock, Bring the Pain.
Where there's like, it's like yell laughter.
But it's his own flavor.
He's the best, dude.
It's his own flavor of comedy.
Like his flavor of comedy is uniquely Cat Williams.
Like the way he can repeat things and they become funnier.
Who fucking repeats a line and it becomes funnier?
He does.
The bit gets better.
He.
I was saying even his 2019 special was so funny that I sat through 16 minutes
of Jacksonville jokes.
Yes.
Acting like I knew that about Jacksonville.
Like I'm like, oh, it's those bridges.
I forget who Chris Rock was watching it with.
But they were going crazy just because he was just talking about Florida for
the first time.
16 minutes.
A local.
And by the way.
By the way, you're laughing with him.
The whole time.
Yeah.
He doesn't lose you.
No.
And then the special just gets better and better.
He was doing sex robot bits on that.
He's a monster.
I think he is top 10 of all time and people don't even, I think he gets
overlooked a lot for a guy that's been doing arenas.
Well, he's got a lot of controversies and craziness.
Yeah.
But that's what you get when you get a brilliant mind.
You get a fucking Ferrari engine on a kid's bike.
Yeah.
And sometimes it goes off the rails.
Oh, absolutely.
It's almost like Howard Hughes shit where you're like, you're either going to
be wearing boxes of Kleenexes and shoes or wrestling a seventh grader and it's
going to be filmed.
Because that shit, if you had enough money, you'd be like, nuke the internet.
I want that off.
Bro, when you see the Howard Hughes type characters, you see those guys that
just get completely isolated and they can't interact with people.
That is terrifying.
Yeah.
But I see it.
I get how it happens.
I see how it could happen.
Yeah.
A lot of money.
Yeah.
A lot of money.
And then you become defensive.
Like crazy defensive and paranoid.
Uh-huh.
The paranoia is the thing that makes you just go like, no, I'm just going to
grow my beard and my fingernails and not leave outside.
Well, you stop at, you have to stop and think about the time that Howard Hughes
lived in, okay?
And how easy it was to kill somebody.
There was no fucking video cameras everywhere.
There was no cell phone cameras.
There was no DNA evidence and everyone was corrupt.
And people, like, it wasn't a thing where after 12 hours you're like, let's get,
let's get eyes on it.
It would be a couple days.
And people would be like, you just didn't show up for work.
For sure they'd want to kill you.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
You're the billionaire guy who's controlling the schools.
Oh, my God.
What are you doing?
You're making weird decisions about the drinking water in the town.
Yeah.
You're a Rockefeller.
Yeah.
You're just like, what?
You got to be, you better be concerned.
Yeah.
You better have people around you.
Well, that's where you got to worry about.
Who are you insulating yourself with?
Because if you're like a billionaire like that and you've got crazy motherfuckers
in your ears.
Yeah.
You're going to do.
That's how you get like, last time I was here, we were talking about Saddam Hussein's
kids.
Right.
But that's the kind of similar shit.
Yes.
You just get like crazy people around you, some Machiavellian shit and you're
like, yeah, burn the town.
But it's always the evil son of the king, right?
Yeah.
Mafia kids.
Mafia kids are always not as good at mafying as their dad.
They're kind of dangerous because they didn't earn it, right?
Yeah.
They just got that power so they've never had to work for it, which is really
weird.
Which also leaves a hole.
I think it leaves like a-
They have to prove themselves more too.
Yeah.
Whereas if you make your money yourself, there's always this like gaining
momentum where you're
like, look what I'm doing.
Right.
You all, you know, you didn't just hit the lottery.
Yeah.
Well, you kind of hit the lottery at many steps along the way.
Get lucky, for sure.
But there was a lot of work involved in getting to where you are.
So you know your progression and what you put in.
To get to that progression.
But if you just are born the son of a king, and you have a dragon.
Yeah.
You're just like, let's torture.
What's torture about?
Let's feed people to dogs.
Well, you're probably, not to like empathize with these guys, but you're
probably trying
to feel something.
You're probably like, everything is, all the great shit that I have does
nothing to me
Right.
That would change someone's life.
Right.
So now, what do I got to do to move the meat?
Yeah.
Cocaine.
But back then, they were like, oh, the milk of magnesia and just putting hot
flames on
people and shit.
When did they figure out cocaine?
Who was the first to figure out cocaine?
A brave person.
A brave person that knew a little bit about science.
Because it ain't like weed where you can just pull it off and put fire to it.
Cocaine and alcohol takes someone so dedicated to getting fucked up that they
become good at
science.
Because I watched, have you ever seen that show, Trafficked?
No.
There's this woman who's like one of my personal heroes, Mariana Van Zeller.
She was, she was a, she's like a real on the ground journalist.
Okay.
Goes to dangerous places.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The kind of, the people that need to do ayahuasca to stop the PTSD.
I don't know what, she seems fine, which is crazy.
All those war correspondents are all like, you're like, you need to probably go
do something
to erase everything you've seen.
She was first on the show like 10 years ago because she exposed the fentanyl
issue and
the, excuse me, the opioid issue in Florida where they had those pill mills and
they didn't
have a database.
Yeah.
So you could go to, they call them pain management centers.
You would go there, you would talk to the doctor on the left side.
The doctor would say, oh, you need pills.
And you go to the right side and they give you pills.
And that's all they have is pills.
And then people would go to multiple ones, stockpile, get a big bag of them, go
to different
doctors.
So you can go to many doctors.
Yeah, oh yeah, they call that, what do they call it, doctor shopping or like
going around
and like, there's a word for it where they go doctor to doctor.
Yeah, you can, you could, back then, you could do it because they didn't have a
database.
Oh, all that shit.
Which everybody thought was insane.
This is a controlled substance, a highly addictive heroin that you take in pill
form.
And you don't, you don't have a database?
There's someone that like gum.
Yeah, they're just like, I don't know, did you come by today?
And you go, no.
And they're like, we can't tell.
She did a whole documentary on it called the Oxycontin Express.
That's right.
And it was amazing.
I'm going to absolutely check that out.
But she went to the fucking jungle of Columbia to where they make cocaine and
film the whole
process with the people making it and then hiked out with them when they
carried it on
their backpacks through the jungle.
Who does she talk to to set that up to also feel comfortable?
You're like, at any moment, I'm in the jungle in Columbia, I'm fucking dead.
Not only that.
I just got my little recorder and I go, so do you like cocaine?
And they're like, what?
You're going to expose to your enemies roughly where this is.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Roughly.
You're going to give away some information that can be used against you.
I'll find those guys who are on that video.
I don't need, they have a mask on?
I know who that is.
That's Pedro.
I know Pedro.
Like, if you had a fucking mask on and you were talking, I'd be like, that's
Dan Soder.
You'd have to do it.
Do you guys like Macho Man?
You'd have to do it in all Cat Williams while you're working on cocaine.
I ain't giving away this cocaine.
Ain't no one touching it, pimpin.
Just the entire time you work in the Coke factory.
That's great.
Different voices or just I change my voices so no one knows who I am.
I'm like, I'm telling you, this cocaine is unbelievable.
And they're like, Dangerfield's back doing coke.
When I was a, I was a busboy at this steakhouse in Aurora growing up when I was
in high school.
And we'd smoke cigarettes in the room that wasn't being used when you could
smoke in restaurants.
And there was this old waiter and he was a former Marine.
And he was like, old school, like, I don't want to talk about it old school.
Like, did some shit.
And then one time after work, me and my buddy Mike were sitting there and we
were smoking.
He'd