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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #2122 - Protect Our Parks 11' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-03-20. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #2122 - Protect Our Parks 11

Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.
The Joe Rogan experience.
Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day.
Hell yeah, we're back fellas, let's go.
So much shit to talk about.
You see that wild shit that's going on in Scotland where they're targeting
comedians for hate crime laws?
No.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's his name?
Count Chocula?
Count Chocula?
Well, yeah, that was the same place with that guy, Dankula.
Count Dankula?
Yeah.
Dankula.
Sounds like a weed head.
Do you remember that one?
No.
He got in trouble for making his dog do a Hitler.
He trained his dog to go hell and they were just doing to fuck with his
girlfriend.
German Shepherd.
You got in trouble for that?
No, it was a little pug.
Yeah, he got in the law.
It was a cute little pug.
Pull it up.
Bro, I think he got arrested.
I've done that in my whole life.
They brought him to fucking jail.
You get in trouble?
I do that every time I see a dog.
I did it with my friend's kid.
Yeah, you push his elbow and he does it.
Oh, really?
Please, Scotland, we won't target comedians under new hate crime law.
That's what you say now.
But stand-up shows still come under its scope.
Hmm.
Jesus Christ, Scotland.
You have one of the biggest fucking comedy festivals on earth.
That's true.
Every year.
It's a huge comedy festival.
But they're pretty queefy over there.
They'll-
They will be.
They'll just queef it up.
But this is so queefy.
Hate crime.
Age, disability, religion, sexual orientation.
Fuck my whole act.
Yeah.
Everyone's whole act.
I was going to say Mara's whole act.
Just throwing up hatred on certain grounds.
Yeah.
It's everybody's act.
Sexual orientation.
Yeah.
What?
These are just things that exist.
You got to talk about age.
This is so ridiculous.
Wow, Scotland got weird.
Is that a real thing?
No way.
The training material is based on Scottish government's explanatory notes which
accompany the legislation.
This included examples of a range of scenarios where offenses might take place.
But this does not mean officers have been told to target these situations or
locations.
But they can if they want.
Dude, the mug shots from this are going to be hilarious.
This is so scary.
Every comic hamming it up.
I'm getting arrested for an AIDS joke.
What's been explained to me by my friends in the UK, specifically Francis
Foster from Trigonometry.
He's awesome.
He was telling me that this government is on the way out and that they're out
of their fucking mind.
They're just doing shit to like try.
Every fucking generation goes this way and then that way.
This way and then they go too far left and then they go too far right.
And so these fucking kooks have decided they're going to target people and put
them in jail.
Did you hear what happened in Belgium?
The dude got a year in jail for memes that were shared.
Memes that they shared in a private chat.
No.
What?
Yes.
Oh, no.
They gave him a year.
We saw the memes.
The memes are nothing.
Wait, we saw the memes?
Yeah, you can see the memes.
The memes are online.
They're not that funny?
No.
One of them was like a Hitler one that was like anti-Hitler.
It was like an anti-Nazi meme.
And this was one of the ones that was cited as being one of the offenses.
It's in a fucking private chat.
Imagine if I protect our hearts.
Oh, my God.
Before the show started, the conversation's cut out.
Right now, we should delete our data right now.
I think we probably should all of us at the same time.
We should have a mass delete.
Ready, three, two, one, go.
The podcast is...
Turn the keys.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
The podcast alone.
Yeah, this is worse than the group chat.
Yeah, this is worse.
By the end of this episode, it'll be worse than...
You think?
That's how it always goes.
You got to see this...
The group chat is like, look at this kid falling.
I don't remember most of the back half.
You got to see this Belgium story and realize this fucking dumb shit is
happening in 2024 with the internet.
2024.
And you're going after people's phones and their private group...
Private chat?
Well, if everyone's private shit got leaked, we'd all be...
But they go to jail for it, too?
Here's the thing.
What a bunch of stuff.
How far are we from being able to listen to anybody talk at any time?
The government can already do it.
How far is, like, everybody from being able to do that and everybody assuming
that everything you say all the time is being recorded?
Oh, yeah.
You know how fucked we're going to be if that happens?
Well, it's good.
You got Alexa in your house.
Your phone hears everything.
Yeah, but it's also...
It's like, if it was actionable, like, if you start talking about things, like,
say, if you're talking about some kind of medication that you can't use or some
new law that they're going to pass that's going to fuck up free speech,
whatever it is, if that...
If you're talking about that and then all of a sudden cops show up, they feel
like, I want to kill these motherfuckers.
Because people say that shit.
Yeah.
You get around a guy and he's drunk and he's, you know, makes $50,000 a year
and he sees what his tax money's going to and he can barely get by and he's
fucking hammering.
I want to fucking kill Nancy Pelosi.
They get crazy.
People get crazy.
It doesn't mean they're actually going to do it.
He's just getting drunk.
It's just drunk talk.
Other than that guy.
Put that hammer down and listen to me.
I want to kill Nancy.
Nancy Pelosi goes, nope.
That real go-getter.
Yeah.
That guy was like, nope.
What a wild moment when he looks and sees the cops.
He's like, oh, I guess it's now.
How crazy is Paul Pelosi that he only had one hand on the dude because his
other hand was on his drink?
Yeah.
Like, how much faith did he have that he can get away with things?
Well, they knew each other, clearly.
They knew each other.
Do you think so?
Oh, yeah.
The guy broke into the house with a hammer.
Seems like Paul was trying to keep it chill.
I don't think they knew each other.
No, I think that was the rumor that he was a gay lover.
That's what I heard.
Yeah.
No, no, no, no.
There's a video of the guy using the hammer he hit him in the fucking head with
to break into
the house.
Like, he's banging on the back door.
That sounds like ex-girlfriend shit, though.
Exactly.
Does it, though?
It's like, I think it's a schizophrenic in your house with a hammer.
That's it.
Big Nancy Pelosi was like, you said you wouldn't embarrass me.
Yeah, it's a gay quarrel.
Maybe she sent someone in to whack him.
Maybe she thought about half of that 200 million she stole.
And she's like, you know what?
This is a horrible video, man.
I hate this video.
He's like, come on over.
Because look at him.
He's not even looking.
And this guy's got a fucking hammer.
And he's got his hand on the hammer.
And then the guy breaks the hammer loose and just bangs him in the head.
Jesus.
A bunch of times.
No, he hit him more than once, I think.
When he went down, he hit him again.
But the thing is, like, he's snoring.
Now, when you're that old and you get knocked the fuck out like that, that is
really bad.
I mean, he might not ever be the same again.
He got hit in the head with a fucking metal hammer.
Still holding the drink, though.
You're right.
Bro, it's crazy he only had one hand on that hammer.
That is so nuts.
It's his superiority.
His confidence that he has that everything's going to be fine.
What's his night shirt with the fuck out of the house?
It's a big guy, too.
Big guy.
Big, crazy-looking motherfucker who just broke into your house and he has a
hammer.
He'll be on Kill Tony soon.
He thought that he was going to, like, keep that guy chill until the cops got
there.
And once the cops got there, he was going to keep him chill.
Then they were just going to arrest that guy.
He was, like, leading him forward, too.
He was like, come on, come on.
You can't let a guy turn your hand that way, stupid.
You're against your thumb now.
If someone's grabbing something and trying to take it from you, look, always
have something this way.
Wait, that's the-
David DePay.
Yeah, this is the guy breaking into the house.
He's so calm.
I know.
He's a fucking psychopath.
I love it.
So he pulls out a hammer.
Look, he's got, like, a sleeping bag.
He's a fucking crazy homeless dude.
Wow, he got in there pretty easy.
Do you think he had any idea it was a Pelosi's?
Is that what we're saying?
Does this guy not have top-notch security?
I know, right?
How are you so confident that you could just sleep in that house?
Yeah, he could be-
Yeah.
In your crime-infested city.
That is so crazy.
I mean, that city is infested with crime.
He's so calm.
He looks like the comic book guy.
He's totally got a plan.
And he's also confident no one has a gun.
I like how he pulls out carefully all his tools and then the plan is, smash it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Look at that with your foot.
He still can't get in.
So he bashes through this fucking door, which took a while.
Pelosi's pretty calm.
I would be freaking out.
Insane.
The guy broke the door with a hammer.
Good point.
Maybe we missed a whole chunk where the guy just runs up to him and blows him.
Yeah, maybe he broke in.
This was the fantasy.
The fantasy was like, and then Pelosi's like, I'm not pranking you.
The cops are here.
Like, you broke my door.
Exactly.
And then he hits him with a hammer.
Maybe we're missing context.
Cops.
Thank God you're here.
Bro, that's a horrific video to watch, though.
I won't listen to it.
It's horrible.
It's a clunk.
It's a horrible thud and then the snoring.
Regardless of what you think about them stealing money, that's terrible.
That's just terrible.
They definitely stole a lot of money.
I follow her stock tips.
That stock tips?
I say stole money.
What I should be saying is engaged in insider trading that's legal.
There you go.
And it's just nuts that it's legal.
It's nuts that they can pass laws and they know the laws are coming and then
they buy up
stock and then they get paid.
Yeah, but they can't be stopped.
Who's going to stop them?
They would have to stop them.
Other than a hero.
A hammer.
Other than one heroic schizophrenic.
I mean, how do you stop them?
Bro.
They make the rules.
They make the rules.
That's going to be a weird feeling to know that everybody knows that you got
all your money
by being a corrupt politician and you're just wandering around.
Yeah.
Just like, what are you going to do about it?
Yeah, what are you going to do about it?
Listen, the companies needed financial support.
We supported them and we were rewarded for that.
That's also why they probably need to keep making money.
Like, they need security.
Lots more and more security.
Yeah, they need a lot of security.
Whoa.
Higgins going wild.
Let's Higgins.
He did so good.
Those other guys got better.
Isn't it funny that Pelosi only gets the blunt of it?
Like, everybody else is doing it too.
She's the Speaker of the House.
She's not, right.
She's the Speaker of the House.
But look, Pete.
Who's Higgins?
Who's Spy?
What does this mean?
Spy is like the S&P 500.
Hold on, but isn't this, this is based on the percentage of their returns?
Right.
So maybe Higgins is a new guy that just is in there getting really rich.
Pelosi's getting...
Right, but he's going after it hard.
He's going wild.
This is like the guy wearing the coat in Goodfellas.
It's like, Higgins, you don't ask.
Yeah, the Cadillac.
He pulls up in the Cadillac.
I said, take it easy.
Take it back.
Take it back.
Take the Cadillac back.
Chill out.
I'm only here for one term.
I'm going to get mine.
Bro, that was such a good scene.
Such a good scene in Goodfellas.
You realize they have to kill that guy because he's got a Cadillac.
Get your shine box.
No, no, no.
That was a different one.
In his defense, he said it lacks context.
Insider trading.
Viral post leads to claims of insider trading.
He says it lacks context.
What's the context?
Those numbers provide a distorted view of the facts.
Oh, okay.
Tell me more.
I like that.
I like that Higgins...
He talked it.
Tell me more, sir.
What does it say