Name: Joe Rogan Experience #2125 - Kurt Metzger
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #2125 - Kurt Metzger' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-03-26. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #2125 - Kurt Metzger

Joe Rogan podcast check it out the Joe Rogan experience trained by day Joe Rogan
podcast by
night all day what's going on buddy good to see you it's fun to see you last
night too
wait are we on yet yes oh that's great that we opened up right on right on you
puffin
last night was fun oh my god funny was a tell dude I was remembering today that
he said that
uh deliverance was his Barbie he said so many asides like that there was so
many like you know
Tony said something really funny he said you you watch him you die laughing and
then afterwards
you can't remember anything he said no that's right and then I start to have
recall it's like
I got abducted and then the memories come back so when I woke up I was laughing
because I remembered
he said he said well about he goes I need to get a root canal but I couldn't
get it guys I couldn't
get a root canal because I was in Oklahoma you know every life is sacred did
you ever have a back
alley root canal he was just everything about him was just so silly and so
casual it was very very and
when he pulls out the recorder and starts playing that little flute thing yeah
he learned to do that
over the pandemic the fact that he uses a flip phone for real I guess he has
you want some coffee yeah I
guess he has a um uh iPhone that he uses for social media when he if I was I
always want to send him
and I can't because he's a I guess he's taking the calls on the flip phone yeah
yeah he he prefers to be
out does he work from Assad I think he prefers to be with the flip phone but I
think he's right I think
he's right I think if you have a cell phone that's like connected to the
internet a smartphone but you
don't use it that often every now and then you check it that's probably the way
to go you know we of
course he's right yeah everybody has North Korea in their pocket at all times
yes yeah you really do
our government their government everybody's government you better hope it's
multiple
governments so there's at least some competition for your data and it's not
just one monopoly has
all your data right have you how much have you paid attention to the tick tock
thing where they're
trying to do this ban on tick tock too much because we covered it and uh uh uh
it's it's because
well here's what it's besides controlling and being able to take you down
whatever they want
and doing which is a real problem yeah we are china by the way I don't know if
people think
we're not china but we are china and uh but now uh the real push was coming uh
because of uh israel
not because of uh you know the all the hamas videos or whatever but israelis
post tick tock censors
people tick tock's not like a free speech something platform right so the israeli
soldiers are posting
themselves is getting out and what happens is the kids are on tick tock and you
know uh it hasn't been 1944
forever it's been pretty woke here so now that's clashing seeing seeing this
that you know remember
osama bin lad made a huge comeback like about a i don't know how many months
ago oh right right right
people just discovered his letters god he makes sense i think he's an industry
plant there so what are
these israeli soldiers uh putting up on tick tock well the all the war crimes
that they do it no look i want to
make this clear to everyone i would never listen to an arab okay so i want you
to understand that i
would never believe a muslim about nothing you don't have to ever do that look
at not america what they
tell you israeli news israeli politicians their ambassadors when they come here
and talk listen to
what they say because that's what i unfortunately did and it was quite
disturbing and what's even more
disturbing is when i tell my friends here in america they go yeah no it's war
nagasaki hiroshima right
you've heard the old nagasaki hiroshima yeah uh the old kid rock combo yeah the
old kid
okay this is like how naive i am uh jimmy was putting up because i could see
the stories ready loading up for
the whatever the next segment and i see israeli ambassador in a uk dresden so
what i think it's
going to be is she's going how dare you compare what we're doing to dresden we're
defending ourselves
okay that's what i think you know that what a normal human would do is go i
would want never
want to say dresden is okay did you ever read slaughterhouse uh uh uh kurt vonnegut
we'd read the book in
school because he was at dresden kurt vonnegut and it was a deliberate terror
attack that we did with
this is just established history it's a crime but you know we're fighting the
nazis etc so and we won
so okay that's how i thought we looked at it like it was a terrible crime but
she goes yeah you know
dresden we got to do dresden explain dresden what what took place at dresden
for people that might not
know i don't remember what city it was we firebombed them firebombed the entire
city yeah indiscriminately
killed everybody no no no not indiscriminately on purpose targeted civilians to
break their spirit
but keep in mind dresden as much of it's a crime but that was like the wars
going on and on so then
they started doing shit like dresden evil shit we didn't do hiroshima the week
two of the war right
right was dresden why was dresden so heavily bombed this is all known three-day
allied bombing attack
intended to force a german surrender leveled the city and left tens of
thousands dead and probably
more than that by the way it's look i thought everybody knew it was a war crime
and actually
everybody did know up until like you know people thought natural immunity was a
thing until a couple
years ago yeah that's this is one of those so i'm disturbed by that so she was
essentially saying
we have to commit a war crime right we're doing a war cause in her brain it's
1944 all day gnome gnome from
the cellar pointed out this mindset and it's very insightful because not 1948
when you got israel
established it's 44 right after this happened and you're real mad they live in
1940 but we lived
in wokey times so the clash between the cultures it every time i hear an israeli
official or military
persons or bb speak it sounds like someone's embarrassing immigrant parent that
doesn't
know not to say gay slurs here in america every time so again i do not support
hamas or any arab or
muslim i hope i make it clear i'm one of the good people and like the good
people i yearn for us to
go back and fight them you remember back when that was our enemy when we knew
what was what before we
went to all this cuckoo caca i hope we go back to those days in fact i was
liberal i'd also hope that
the obama times that was so great yeah the times of a less confusing enemy yeah
yeah yeah it was it was
more clearly established what was going on um this whole dave smith knows by
the way when you
have you probably had him recently right yeah no dave's the best dave knows i'm
i'm very proud
of dave consistently because he really knows his like he doesn't talk about
things unless he knows
his things and he goes very very deep into subjects he doesn't talk out of his
ass at all
no not at all dude no he goes very very deep into subjects really gets an
understanding of them and then
he's fucking debates people and really knows what he's talking about like he
actually contributes to
these conversations in a very very meaningful way i know him a long time dude i'm
very impressed with
him right now he's very impressive he's very impressive he's and he's hilarious
too it's like
he's both things hilarious comic um very impressive you see on pierce morgan
yeah i did see that so
my buddy gary from neurotic went on pierce morgan with uh i can't remember the
other guy the critical
drinker and then these two chicks from was english and it was on pierce morgan
pierce morgan is is
getting like the youtube talent pool of whatever to to come on and debate these
stuff like he discovered
all this right it's like are the are the oscars over or are the oscars
irrelevant and the i cannot wait to
ask gary about it when i because the question he like how come barbie didn't
win an oscar was actually
like a topic and like just said you mentioned like an international news show
to figure out like barbie
is incredible imagine being upset how come oppenheimer got it yeah listen even
if it was like really good
it's a barbie movie you know batman dark knight keith ledger he's the reason
that one just his
performance right i mean maybe maybe you can say that for barbie that's a
pretty good movie
that's a different kind of movie though that's a dystopian movie about you know
crime-ridden city barbie
barbie's fun oh i thought you were talking about barbie was crime ridden but
how could you compare
the two movies well oppenheimer's a movie that people will be watching decades
from now i'll tell you how
you check the algorithms and you see what topics are trending and you just put
them together like
you're a ai and you make a tv program out of that horse and you discuss it as
if it's a thing
can you imagine you must be doing so well in life if like that's one of your
your your issues about
like who got first of all who got subbed at the oscars at all i looked down and
how did barbie not get
it yeah if you were just like that's your big thought if you're just passionate
about the oscars i think
you're an idiot right but if barbie got it i didn't know it was on until i saw
john cena naked on the
internet i didn't even know it wasn't a movie called barbenheimer i didn't know
they mashed those
together to save the theater industry that got killed after covid and also all
the movies sucking
the theater industry did get killed though everybody knows they can stream
things at home now so they just
start giving it to you at home and then they don't have to pay as much yeah a
lot of great reasons to
stay home forever guy i don't know if you know some piling up oh boy don't even
go out no more man
boy the covet really did in the streaming thing it did in all the things well
it really did in rather
the theater thing because streaming movies at home is so much if you've got a
nice tv and boy you can get
a big ass tv cheap now like what's a 65 inch um samsung tv cost right now when
i i remember when they first
came out with plasma screens it's cheaper than insulin i'll tell you like a 24
or 28 inch plasma screen and
it was like 20 000 and i was like 20 000 for a tv that's crazy yeah now now a
tv like that is free they
just give it technically as low as 400 what but i mean that's the oh my god
that's insane stuff but yeah
whatever sure that's what i'm saying it's still 4k yeah hey you know what let
me see what that looks
like for four 397 dollars from walmart tv best buy it's 399. you sound like you're
doing an ad for them
but no but look at that that's insane yeah 65 inches 4k
look how thin it is 400 bucks those things were so expensive at one point in
time so now watching
movies at home is awesome do you buy any like i always thought and i'm not
smart with money in any way but
like top of the line technology such as that like when twenty thousand dollars
when it first comes out
never in my life even if i would have the disposable income for a 20 000 i go
of course another thing's
coming out tomorrow and this was gonna that's how it's always been for this
stuff but it wasn't when
those 20 000 tvs came out it was a long time before anything was better than
them oh well it is when
they first got the technology from roswell so it's gonna be more this is uh i
think we're talking about
like the 90s so like see if you can find an ad for a 28 inch plasma t because
they were plasma and let's
say let's just say like 96 1997. i was selling i was working at the wiz selling
uh cell phones and uh pcs
yeah like pre-built like a dell like not della sony had a had a pentium you
know pentiums
and uh very little markup on it was not the good department i used to make my
own
well that's what a smarter person would do an idiot would come to our store and
buy it there well i
bought that too i did i bo