Name: JRE MMA Show #154 with Matt Serra, Din Thomas & John Rallo
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'JRE MMA Show #154 with Matt Serra, Din Thomas & John Rallo' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-04-04. Transcript available.

JRE MMA Show #154 with Matt Serra, Din Thomas & John Rallo

the Joe Rogan experience train by day Joe Rogan podcast by night all day
okay I'm ready when you okay I'm sorry yeah yeah we missed we missed the joy
that it's
Matt Sarah we need a name for this order of unruly gentlemen we need a we need
a name
for us Matt I want to think about it but this is Matt's first in by the way six
milligram it's a heavy dose but I'm not a I'm a caffeine guy a lot like
caffeine
but like even more really yeah yeah I see that 7-eleven I know Tucker Carlson
takes
it's not a it's not a dip though no it's just a little pouch it's not it's not
actual tobacco it's just the nicotine chemical nicotine chemical nicotine is a
chemical is neuroprotective it shows there's been studies that have done that
it shows some sort of a connection with helping ward off Alzheimer's I believe
find out if that's true I might have made the nicotine I might have made that
up
you said it's good for you
yeah yeah nicotine as a chemical is not bad for you what's bad for you is the
delivery
system of cigarettes particularly cigarettes if you buy like cigarettes with
chemicals in them so there's like there's those American spirits yeah whatever
they
call American something spirits that's like a marketing I don't think that's
true
they're not they have shit in them too of course they're cigarettes no but I
think
interesting I thought they were just supposed to be a paper and a tobacco
yeah I don't think it is oh those liars okay nicotine for Alzheimer's disease
there's no evidence from randomized controlled trials to support the use of
nicotine as a treatment for Alzheimer's disease
so what was the thing that wasn't there something about a connection between
the
way nicotine works and some sort of uh there's something I read my thing is if
I
it's not go back to that please Jamie we just say it says while nicotine itself
doesn't
cause dementia the act of smoking cigarettes may be linked to an increased risk
of developing
dementia as you age the harmful substances that cigarette smokes can lead to
inflammation
factors linked to the onset of Alzheimer's disease I know that nicotine is a
medication
they use sometimes for heart patients so find out what that is fuck that is my
thing is
probably about cigarettes your dilator do you ever see that movie with Russell
Crowe the insider
about the dude who works for the cigarette companies he's a chemist and he's
talking about all the shit
they throw in the cigarettes to make them super hyper addictive or sounds
actually so it's not so it's actually not the nicotine that makes it addictive
well nicotine is addictive as well right nicotine is addictive as well
that's my question they just super juice it up according to this movie before
you get me addicted to these things
if I put this in my mouth
what are you gonna be scratching my fucking Tyrone
am I gonna if I start if I start it in my
Hey Matt Sarah I do nicotine
if I'm an everyday if I'm an what is this called again?
Zin
if I'm an everyday Zin guy am I gonna if I stop it am I gonna be like
no I stopped it the other day for two days I said I want to see what it's like
and?
nothing
well did you wait three days? what about four days?
I didn't have an itch no I would think you would have got it earlier instead of
later
I would I like them
are you an everyday Zinner?
yeah not everyday I take days off but the thing is like I don't know if that's
my biology
like I don't I don't I can I can just do things and stop doing them I can't
there's a reason why I never tried fucking cocaine or anything
I haven't either
I had I had these two pizzeria bosses and one of them just just be just last
week
uh had to get a new spine and now he's he's on a ventilator I don't want to get
emotional now
but anyway he's he's pretty I think he might be dead by now but it's very
depressing
but anyway uh I was 17 years old and I used to deliver pizzas for these guys
Nikki and Louie
and uh they were too they were funny they remind me a little bit of a Joey Diaz
they
were just smoking cigarettes they were very funny but they told me they go if
you try it once they
had you used to have a cocaine problem but they they cleaned up and uh he goes
he goes matt you
try it once and you're fucked and I wait sold and I got scared I got fucking
scared you know
so and I knew that and I've been in situations obviously I mean we all have
like where it's like
talk about pure pressure man I don't know what I was like you know it's like
you know you got to be
that guy it'll be like uh I got real lucky when I was growing up that I had
friends that liked it
that were good friends that told me to never do it and then I also had a friend
whose cousin sold it
and when he sold it he went from being this like regular dude to being like a
vampire
and he just stayed in the ad he had an attic apartment with his girlfriend and
they just did coke and
watched movies and sold coke and he lost he lost a ton of weight he started
getting real like gaunt and
skinny looking and I was like yo it's like they got bit by a vampire yeah it's
like they got bit by a
vampire it's like you're not the same person again now you're the your whole
mission in his life is
getting coke that's your whole mission everything else is out the window all
that success and love
and family and friendship and dinners with friends fuck all that you got to get
coke yeah that's not
that's not the way it's crazy you just throw this thing in your mouth like that
you just i just stick
it between my cheek and my my gum that's it i'm in but you know what else i
found that i really like
is these this i don't know this is i should kind of not be talking about this
because these
motherfuckers took the name that we use for our nootropic which is oh but it's
uh these are like
um a nootropic pouch so this doesn't have any nicotine in it there's a bunch of
nootropics which
i really i really like nootropics now maybe they didn't steal our name but it's
kind of now it's
alpha brain is one of the first well the first one that i ever found out was
neuro one remember that
guy romanowski yeah romanowski who's a football player obviously got a lot of
head impacts and he's
having problems with his memory so he devised a supplement it's really good
that was the first
one i've found out about and uh i'm sorry what do you say is in that again this
one it's got a bunch
of different no the word you just said nootropics no not for the people at home
not me
what exactly is that nootropic it's uh it's the building block for human neurochemistry
so it's things like uh acetylcholine there's a there's a bunch of different
ones if you can like
list show the the ingredients for alpha brain if you could there's lutein there's
a bunch of different
things that have been shown to increase cognitive performance so we actually
did randomized controlled
trials at the boston center for memory for alpha brain we sponsored two of them
and it showed an
increase in verbal memory your ability to retain words which i really find like
i take it every
time i do a ufc i take alpha brain always helps my memory yeah i'm talking
about fights from
and you're bringing out zingers yeah he's bringing up zingers that everybody
forgot about i'm like
but it does help okay so alpha gpc uh herpersia vitamin b6 theanine is a really
good one too theanine is
also in another thing i really like which is neuro gum yeah not a sponsor use
that yep i have these
right here neuro mints i like these um not a sponsor just good good product uh
vitamin b6 obviously good
for you so all these things what it's what is shown is if you take these things
it's just like we know
that there's certain nutrients that your body needs you know we know we need
vitamin d and if you're not
getting it from the sun you can supplement it there's a bunch of different
things you can supplement but
you can supplement the things that your brain needs to work at the best level
speaking of
men you saw the amount of supplements i take you would go oh i would not
do you have some jockos mulk at the house oh bro i buy that shit by the case i
have like five k i have the new one
sweet cream stuff yeah marbell stuff great the steak shake i love that's great
that's what i've been
but what i like about the jockos is they're already made i'm lazy
i gotta run out the door i grab two of those bitches i got two of those
bitches i got 60 grams of protein bam so you don't get the pre-made ones no i
get the powder and the
main reason too is because i like to put it in my oatmeal too so i'll mix it up
like that well i'm not
a goat so i don't be eating like a goat i'm eating bacon and eggs what are you
eating i'm
back on i'm back to being gluten-free now isn't it funny that when people choke
people used to eat
oatmeal if they were starving those are people that were like poor people that
were just starving to
death working in the fields and now we're like oh yeah granola
eat some bacon you idiot get some eggs just eat a dozen eggs and some bacon
i hope you don't think i miss many meals no you ain't missing any
you mind if i grab some coffee get in there what's for you um i seen a um
since the last time we spoke we remember the last time we were talking about my
ass not to get anything
i don't want to leave everybody on a cliffhanger because the last we spoke um i
was supposed to
take a in a box to go to the lab right and i i had a i had it was i don't know
what it was like i
i just didn't never did it and then i finally was like you know what it i'm
doing it
and then i i changed insurance so i had to get a different doctor so i had to
anyway
i seen a holistic doctor right so i'm gonna i ended up doing it like a witch
doctor uh dude
now listen i was a little nervous too is that a real thing is that a real thing
well listen i'm
gonna find out thank you brother it's uh mike g it's um from huntington right
now somebody
recommended him i know what you're thinking i was thinking the same thing it's
gonna be um do you
you have any sweetness uh we don't nah i don't i'm a look at me prima donna do
you have any out there no
no no i don't want to be that guy no jamie sit down please we got a guy what do
you want like
splendor uh yeah splendor stevia he's like i don't want to be that guy splendor
stevia yeah yeah
listen first of all it's hard to get a uh it's hard to get an appointment with
a lot of these
fucking doctors you know especially the holistic ones they're all doing a lot
of ceremonies
my wife you know my wife my wife started by trying to put these doctors and
couldn't get it so then
somebody recommended this guy all right so i was expecting a half a hippie sipping
wheatgrass i
didn't know what to expect it was a guy who looked like a look like john rollo
59 strong guy nice guy
he was telling me that you know a lot of these they just want to put you on meds
they don't look at
what caused the problem or that they just want to treat they want to treat the
problem they want to
treat the problem they don't want he's like i want to turn back time with you
and like that i don't know
listen nice guy like a share song like a she was pretty she was pretty but she
had no ass hey man
she should not have to have an ass back i know she snuck in under the wire yeah
she's still kind
of hot i'd smash back in the day she was gorgeous she looks pretty good today
yeah that's what i'm
saying that's really right now right now animal the sunny and shared is the
sunny and she now she was hot
that's wild that he went on what did he became a senator right i think he was
the mayor of his
like whatever city he lived in clint eastwood became the mayor of carmel california
but i remember that sonny bono was like a senator or something wasn't he jimmy
was he a congressman
got in politics but like heavy duty into politics and then he died skiing he
ran into a tree man that's
a motherfucker yeah how kennedy died too though yeah one of the kennedys died
the same way and
like real close proximity to each other i used to love skiing 