Name: Joe Rogan Experience #2132 - Andrew Schulz
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #2132 - Andrew Schulz' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-04-06. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #2132 - Andrew Schulz

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The Joe Rogan experience
That's CIA guy on with the hair yeah
So after the pod
Guess we're up. Let's go. You want to go rollin. Let's do it. Okay, so
He came on and he was very like fourth comforts always very charming
But like when you're talking to anybody who's worked for the CIA
You're looking him through the same lens as you look at like a therapist right
where it's like wait
Are you analyzing like what's going on here? Very charming very smart very like
seems to really know what's going on the world
But like straight-up told us he's like yeah this yeah, you know, I guess one of
the advantages. I have is like I'm pretty close to
Sociopath like I'm not there, but like I don't I don't feel
The same emotions that everybody feels there's like a lack of guilt, but I know
when I should feel it in these moments
Whoa, but that's a huge advantage imagine if you're trying to like find assets
and flip assets
If you and I like build a relationship with somebody and we'd like feel empathy
for them, right?
Maybe we wouldn't be able to say hey now it's time for you to cough up the
information or else
Right, but somebody else in that position might so I would imagine if you were
the fucking CIA
You're like, okay, we're looking for people who have gone through these things
in their life that have curated this kind of like personality
Type well, isn't it just like part of the gig like here's a for instance like
your bit about puffy?
How are you going to connect these two fucking dots?
You know that bit is like look you don't have any real personal beef with diddy
But it's got to go down the the bits are there. I'm a gold miner. I just found
some gold
You're right. Maybe I'm a sociopath. It's not that you're a sociopath. It's
just that that's part of the gig
Yes, like you're not a sociopath with your friends. No, I think I'm maybe an
empath. Yes, but I guess it's one of those things
We're like you justify you go. Okay, if there's I think this person might have
done something bad
Yes, and he can get jokes and we're all gonna tell jokes. Yeah, I'm not
pressing fucking charge
Not only that you're not the guy who's out there like calling the New York
Times. Hey, you know what I heard about by the way
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're just like it's there
It's everywhere my fucking news feed is dominated by Fox News CNN
Everyone there's raids at Diddy's house. Who is the guy that was running around
with a sports bra on?
Did you see that one dude? No, this is in LA. Oh my god. I gotta send you all
the raids are happening. Yeah, yeah
Yeah, he got caught up in the raid and he was yelling. I'm a celebrity. I'm a
celebrity. It's like like one of
The most hilarious clips. Hold on. I'm gonna find you this. It's so funny. Mm-hmm
Do you know I'm talking about Jamie, but you bring up a good point, which is
like
Are there ever situations where you feel you won't
Wait see see this
He's wearing a sports bra. Hold on, we're gonna play it. Okay
Yeah, but your headphones on so you can hear it
Wearing what appears to be a black sports bra, red tights and the performers
signature trim beard and long eyelashes
Yeah, this is Joe. This is saucy Santana
Yeah, look at him
Look at him, look at him. Oh, wow. Saliva on the beard is crazy. Saliva on the
beard. He definitely came from Diddy party. Yeah
Well, he was at Diddy's house. I bet he was
So I guess did he just kept people at his houses because he's got multiple
houses and he's just had freak out part
Look at him. Look at Saucy Santana. Go Saucy
No, Saucy's crazy. Have you seen Saucy twerk? I didn't even know Saucy existed
until I saw that video
Oh, Saucy can throw it down. This is booty by Saucy Tantana
Saucy's
Give me some of this
I don't even know if it's Diddy's artist, but Saucy is like a popular figure in
music
They're staying at his house
Now Diddy's in a tricky situation
Boy, that's the understatement of the year
Yeah, I think it's over
You think it's over?
I think it's over for him as like a figure in entertainment
Right
But do you think it's over for him as far as he gets a cell right next to R.
Kelly?
I don't think so
I don't think he gets locked up
Really? I think he skates
I think he skates
Or he goes to Bali
Oh, yeah
Yeah
That's a move, huh?
I mean, Russell's out there
Yeah
You know
Has he been formally charged?
Or does he just know that the shit is out there?
I think there's just so much shit out there
But I think those rappers did some wild shit
Yeah, I mean
Especially in the 90s
Music business
It's a lot of people
It's not just the music business
It's like
It's the extortion business
Well, that's
Yeah, I mean the rap game was crazy
That's a thing a lot of people don't realize is like
Back in the day, especially like early rap game
You weren't just going to play at
You know, what's the random theater that you would play in LA?
What's like a big theater?
I'm trying to think
The Orpheum or something like that
The Wiltern
The Wiltern
Some guys were explaining to me
He was like
You would play at the local hood club
There was like a hood club that you could perform at
And then that was owned by the local drug dealer that was washing money there
Right
So this is where the idea of like checking in comes from
Have you heard of this term?
Yes
Checking in was basically like
Hey, I want to make sure we're good because
You're gonna pay me
And if I don't check in
You might rob me
Because you're putting me up at the hotel
And you know everything that's going on
And you're a drug dealer
So you don't play by the rules
Right, when you come to Houston
You're checking in with certain people
Mr. Prince
Yes, sir
Mr. Prince
Yeah
You don't gotta check in, Joe
You gotta check in, say hi
Joe don't gotta check in
I'm not in that business
I say hi
You've had him on here, right?
Yeah
Yeah
He's a legend in the game
He's a legend
Out of respect, I say hi
There you go
Yeah
There you go
So what is like
Yeah, yeah
How does a guy like him
Like I'm trying to think
Like how do you
How do you navigate that to the point where
People have this like respect and fear
Because of what they assume you've done in the street world
Right
But you're also operating legitimately
Yeah
And nobody can get you
They try
They try
Boy they try with him many times
And do you think they just give up?
I don't think they have anything
If they had something they would have brought it
You know, if they have something on a guy like that
They try to get him
That's the thing
But he's clever
Oh
He's playing many levels
He's like one of those dudes
You ever see a chess tournament
Where a guy walks in
And there's ten different players
And he just walks
And goes to each move
And goes to the next board
And makes a move
Goes to the next board
Makes a move
Then he beats everybody
Yeah
Yeah
So where does a guy like that learn that?
That's what I'm trying to understand
Streets
Streets
Yeah
He learns that
You know
I mean it's all about keeping people close
Yeah
Respect
Yeah
Giving respect
Getting respect
Yeah
Making sure that you know
You cover all your statements
Yeah
Like if you say something
You have to make sure you do it
You cover it
Yeah
A hundred percent of the time
Mm-hmm
And there's probably times in his life
Where he's went
Like if it's poker
He probably went all in a few times
Not in terms of money
But like this decision makes or breaks me
Yeah
I wonder how many make or break moments
He's had
Well it depends on what's actually true
And what's not true
In terms of accusations
Ah
You know
Cause uh
If some of the accusations are true
That kinda covers things
You know
When folks vanish
When someone does
When someone does
Habracadabra
See you later
Folks vanish
Yeah, yeah
That's effective
That fear is effective man
Oh yeah
A hundred percent
Yeah
And it should be
Because
Listen
All the shit that's going on
Right now in the world
In America we get so soft
And we think none of that shit's gonna happen here
All that murder, war, drones, assassinations
That's not gonna happen here
Mm-hmm
Unless you know the Clintons
Yes
Unless you know some shit
Yes
Unless you know some shit about old Bill
And then you wind up
Shooting yourself in the chest
While hanging from an extension cord
Wait did that happen?
Oh yeah you don't know that guy?
Shot himself in the chest
This is a guy
Joe that seems really hard to do
With a shotgun
Yeah how do you do such a thing?
While you're hanging
This is a guy that brought Epstein to the White House
Mm-hmm
At least seven times
What's his name?
Uh, we'll find out
So they found him at a ranch 30 minutes from his house
Hanging by an electrical cord from a tree
With a shotgun wound to the chest
Shotgun discovered near the body
A former Clinton aide, Mark Middleton
And then they called it a suicide
Wow
12 gauge shotgun was 30 feet from the body of Mark Middleton
Was he found dead
Okay so who
Who
Okay who orchestrates this?
Is this
Is this the same thing where
Does
Does Clinton
Go hey this guy needs to go
Or do the powers that be around
A powerful person go
We already know what needs to happen
Well I think they know
If a dude
Is in contact with someone
Or has been talking
Or is about to talk
Meaning cooperating with the feds
Yes
I don't think any of those guys have clean phones
I don't think any of those guys don't have their houses bugged
I don't think any of those guys aren't tracked
Look how excited that guy is in the back
Yeah
Who the fuck is that?
If you're a guy that brought Jeffrey Epstein to the fucking White House
To see Bill Clinton
To see Bill Clinton
Seven times
And all this
Epstein shit is going down
And Ghislaine's in jail
And you have information
There
There's people
On both sides
Right?
There's the people on the right
That are trying to nail
The people that are on the left with this
There's people that are journalists
That are trying to nail
The people that were involved in this
This is it
And they've managed to keep that fucking list from coming out
Which shows you how powerful certain people are
That should show you a lot
That should be terrifying
The fact that Ghislaine Maxwell's in prison
She's in prison for sex trafficking
Yet no one's been accused of buying any of that pussy
No one's been accused of having sex with these underage girls
That she is in jail for supplying
Yeah that is
That is crazy
That's crazy
If you own a store and there's no items left yet
Nobody's purchased anything
Something's going on
Something's going on
Yeah
So I guess what I'm trying to figure out is like
People can go away
I mean that's what
That's what people were saying
And maybe you know
Everybody's a conspiracy theorist now
But that's what people are saying
About the Diddy situation
Like when the D
When the Feds rolled up
You know with the fucking Hummers and shit
They were like
It wasn't about
Diddy
It was about
If there were tapes
Of powerful people there
Yeah
Oh I'm sure
They were the ones that called
They were like
I need to protect myself
So go in there with all the things
And rip any tapes or any evidence
Well Prince Harry was hanging with Diddy
I mean everybody hung with Diddy
That's the other tricky thing
Like Diddy hung out with everybody
And I've spoken to a bunch of people who are like
Yo great dude
Like always there for you
Never asked for a single thing
Till one in the morning
And then
The freak off begins
Then everybody says
Get out of the house
Yeah
It's like the gremlins
Start eating after midnight
Midnight
Everybody who tells the stories
Like I saw I go upstairs
And these dudes are fucking
Yeah
Like right on the couch
Yeah
And then I go in this room
And these guys are fucking
And it's like
Yeah
And pros
Like apparently he was getting
Male gigolos
To fuck girls
To fuck girls?
Yeah that's the
That was one of the rumors
Like the freak off
Male gigolos
So he would hire the professional dicks
To have sex with
The girls
And I think he would watch
Allegedly
That's what was alleged I think
Yeah it's a lot of crazy stuff going on
And that's the other thing
Like I wonder like
Is that just a power thi