Name: Joe Rogan Experience #2153 - Dave Smith
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Joe Rogan Experience #2153 - Dave Smith

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did you see what she said that young black kids don't know what a computer is
did you
see her say that oh my god it's in all these dudes did these hilarious videos
where these
young black guys like got around a computer and they stared at it and bit it
there's like a it's
like an age thing too because that that used to kind of be the line that like
liberals would say
you know the problem with black kids is they just don't have any role models
they've never been
exposed to this but it's just totally not true anymore and sometimes now
because they're from
a different generation they'll still say that and you're like are you have you
been around black
people lately saying young poor black kids don't know what a computer is is so
crazy
they've got one in their pocket
it's such a dumb thing to say it's amazing that you could say something like
that and be the governor
of a major state don't even know what the word computer is oh they don't they're
not even familiar
with the term they don't know these things like is she doing a survey ma'am
where did you get this
data well this is why malcolm x said that there's nothing more racist than a
white liberal yes because
of shit like this well they're weak weak people are dangerous weak people that
don't like strength
are dangerous they're dangerous because they want to suppress everything that's
what's spooky about it
weak people scare the shit out of me more than even like totalitarians do
sometimes because they
eventually become totalitarian you know it's like the bullied become the bullies
you know they want
payback but it's just weak liberal men are to me that they're so detestable the
weak ones i mean
there's some intelligent brilliant liberal men they just that's their
philosophy and i think if you're not
exposed to the the pitfalls of liberalism if you don't see what happens to your
state when those policies
get enacted specifically when things go south if everything was going great
like if no one gave a
shit who the mayor of los angeles was in 2015 because everything was great
right you know it was like
there was no problems obama was president the economy was doing good we weren't
at war really kind of we
were but yeah wasn't affecting us right well there's something um on that topic
of like weak the weakness of
modern liberals because i was in um like late last year i was in san diego and
i haven't been to
i mean i've been to la a couple times but much less than i used to go like when
you were out there
um and i i haven't been to san francisco in years but i was in san diego and it's
like you know you've
been there it's like a beautiful city downtown and where where we were uh it's
a great comedy club the
american comedy company down there no great club great club love that place um
and i'm like downtown
and uh we're going me and my buddy rob bernstein uh very funny comedian who's
uh with me on the trip
we're like walking around the great restaurants really nice little but then
there's just blocks
that are taken over by these homeless encampments and right next to them it's
like all these young
professionals and these nice restaurants in this nice city and i was just
thinking about that like how
how are all of the men here so weak that they won't just kind of like put their
foot down and be like
hey no we're not gonna put up with this like we're not just it's almost like
this um like niceness
has taken over to the point that you can't even defend this cool city that you
have here and i'm
not saying like bash the homeless people with clubs or anything like that i'm
just saying like why are
you allowing this to happen and it is like a profound weakness that well we'd
feel like bad people if we
were to say we don't want junkies covered in right next to our outdoor dining
you're like no that would
just be reasonable well what they need is a reasonable plan to help these
people if you really care
if you really care you got to do something like you can't just let them exist
everywhere and then
in san francisco the most recent bizarre one is they're going to give them
alcohol they're going
to give money in alcohol what is it is there are they giving them actual booze
or are they giving
them money to buy booze help me out with this one because it's just so san
francisco san francisco is
amazing i lived there in the 70s i lived there during the vietnam war when i
was a little kid
it was incredible it was weird i'm sure it's like it shaped it shaped the way i
view things
because like if i had grown up in like a very conservative environment with
like my sensibilities
like my hard work ethic and my belief that you know you get very fortunate in
life in like how
your your gifted things like how you get lucky like if you're beautiful for
instance
if you're a beautiful woman or man you're what a roll of the dice sure good
lord good lord did you
kill it in the genetic lottery i mean you can't do anything about that you can't
earn that you can't
go out and get beauty you know but after that whatever hand you you've given
you've been given
a lot of it is on you a lot of it is on you yeah yeah yeah terrible things
happen to people yeah yeah
violence happens crime happens disease happens yes 100 misfortune happens 100
we're all anyone
listening to this right now is lucky you can hear okay there's people that can't
hear right but put that
aside and there's a factor that we need to take into consideration that factor
is discipline that factor
is hard work that factor is focus and we should cherish that and we we shouldn't
think of it only as
negative because it always people always think it manifests itself in greed and
in callous disregard for
other people's lives but that's not necessarily true they're not mutually
exclusive like you can have
discipline to be a kind person and being compassionate person and be a liberal
person but so often
liberals in in in this country they do not want to take that into consideration
that discipline is a
factor conservatives always value discipline they value hard work that's why
when they want to sell
shit to those people what do they do they show a guy on a farm cracking open a
beer a guy who's just been
working his fucking ass off for 10 hours a day cracking up here around here it's
all just about
hard work and the guy just throwing back a cold one you know i mean that's what
they're selling you
they're selling you hard work they're not selling you you know this poor farmer
you know who's born
into farming life and it's not equitable or fair why there's billionaires out
there just make money
trading money and it's bullshit and we need to distribute wealth and like no no
that's not the
answer either stupid like that's not the answer but you do need programs to get
these people out of
homelessness you can't just encourage them to keep doing it it's bad for them
it's bad for you it's bad for the
city it's bad for property values it's bad for everything yep i couldn't agree
more san francisco
gives actual alcohol we're not talking rubbing alcohol here right they're
talking like oh they're so
good they're so good they spent but these are the old hippies they're still
there they're wearing masks
right now while they're listening to this screaming they're they're all lost
see the like to your point
it's like uh look it'd be ridiculous if if someone just completely dismissed
the first part of what you
were saying like that there are some things that fortune luck you know we all
didn't get leukemia
as little kids and died shot the drive by as a little kid and also there are
just parts of the
world like a lot of what you're saying really applies to like first world
advanced countries that
you could be in a country that's just a war-torn third world country and you're
screwed no matter what
you do um but so it'd be silly to dismiss that but it's also equally ridiculous
to dismiss the other
aspect to it that like okay there are every person every single person who's
successful
has conquered uh self-pity because like everybody's had points in their lives
where they've just felt
really bad for themselves we've all had it we all do it it's a part of human
nature that's right but
it's also poison and anybody who's successful has learned how to conquer that
and not just sit here and
feel bad for yourself and to say nope i'm going to take control of this i'm
going to no matter what
happened to me that i'm going to not focus on that i'm going to focus on what i
can control
and the problem is that on on either side if you dismiss one of them you you
come to really stupid
conclusions 100 and it's not lost on me the irony of two rich white guys one of
them smoking a cigar
talking about this i would say i'm i'm climbing my way toward there i don't
know by by global standards
sure bro you're killing it but global standards i'm on elon musk level that's
true i mean i'm poor
compared to elon that is true you are broke i'm so broke do you think he laughs
about you like when
you're not there he's like poor little bastard he goes i got rogan coming over
to the house put away
the good china because oh god the rogan's are coming there's levels of people i'm
i'm friends
now this is a bizarre thing to say with multiple billionaires yeah i know
multiple guys that are
billionaires and they're very nice people they're very and i can see how it
happens but you're also
friends with the cool billionaires yeah you know like you managed to find the
cool ones well elon's the
coolest he's my favorite billionaire that that dude's wild he's a wild boy i
will buy teslas as
long as they sell them just to support that dude just to just to keep twitter
going and they're dope
but yeah just to support him man the you you god damn it you need an elon musk
in this world you need
a wild boy you need a great hundred billion dollars who dunks on people dude
how great was watching him
realize in real time how stupid don lemon is oh my god you could actually see
on his face as he's asking
the questions and he's like uh well if you lower standards then you're going to
get more incompetence
and don lemon's like so you're saying black people aren't competent he's like
no that's not and he
slowly starts to realize like oh i have 80 iq points on this guy it's not just
that he said a very
important point he said that don lemon was doing cnn outside of cnn and you don't
have to do that
you just don't nobody wants that anymore i'd say you can't do that it's not
going to work it's not
going to work but more importantly you shouldn't do it because it's not good
for you just be a human
don't be this thing this journalistic probing thing that's trying to spin a
narrative actually
have a conversation with this human you will probably agree with a lot of the
things he says you will
understand his perspective even if you disagree you could see how an
intelligent person would come to this
conclusion this is how we can talk to each other now we don't have to be
confined by these five
minute segments where you have producers and executives that are pushing an
agenda that's on a
network that's run by a bunch of huge corporations that have a vested interest
in swaying the narrative
one way or the other you don't have to do that anymore yeah that's not
necessary it's bad for people
it's bad for humanity it's a bad way to distribute information it is literal
propaganda whether you
think it is or not oh dude i mean i've even i mean i've done like a fair amount
of like cable news shows
and you know they'll do these things where it's like a panel and there'll be
like three people
on the panel and the person hosting the show and nothing again like there's
some people who i really
like who i've been on their shows but it's like you're trying to talk about the
most important topics
and everyone gets 20 seconds it's so ridiculous i want you to imagine a
scenario imagine the scenario
where covet breaks out um and for 