Name: Joe Rogan Experience #2155 - Brian Redban
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #2155 - Brian Redban' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-05-23. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #2155 - Brian Redban

Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out.
The Joe Rogan Experience.
Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.
Hey, fella.
Hey, buddy.
What's crackalackin'?
Have you been fuckin' around with the chat GPT?
I saw you brought it.
Yeah, I just got the 4.0, the one that they've been showing where you could
talk to it naturally and stuff.
Duncan had it in the green room when we were talking shit to it.
Yeah.
About it replacing us.
Yeah.
It's pretty crazy, you know?
It's weird how AI came out of nowhere and then we're like, how long has this
been, you know, being worked on?
And then now it's like everywhere.
Like my vacuum cleaner has AI now.
It's crazy.
What does it do?
It's one of those robot vacs where it scans your whole house and then like it
detects things using AI.
Like, oh, that's shit.
Don't run over it.
It's like giving dog shits on the floor.
Yeah, and it doesn't do a good job because the first thing it did, it went
right over this dog shit and just start smearing dog shit through the whole
entire kitchen.
Why is your dog shitting in the kitchen?
Because once in a while, you know, dog shitses don't care.
They're like, I have to shit.
I don't want to bother.
That's the problem Jamie has with Carl.
Yeah.
It's a little dog thing.
You got to keep an eye on Carl.
Carl will just drop a deuce anywhere.
Yeah.
It's quick.
I think when they're really little, they don't understand outside.
Everything's so big.
Like, why would I go outside when I get shit right here?
Right.
There's no, I'm nowhere, I don't sleep anywhere near this pile.
Yeah.
It's gross though, having shit smeared all over your floor.
Especially by a super smart AI vacuum cleaner.
That's so dumb.
Yeah, there's, all these different things are going to sync together.
Like, that's one of the things that people say about Samsung.
Like, people that are Samsung fanboys.
Like, if you have a Samsung refrigerator and a Samsung TV and a Samsung phone.
Like, you could use your phone to control everything.
Your phone will, like, there's, I guess there's refrigerators out there.
I don't know exactly where they're at right now.
Because I only saw, like, an ad for them.
Where your refrigerator will tell you when things are going to expire.
Right.
It scans them.
Yeah.
So, have you got orange juice or something like that?
Your orange juice is only good for three more days.
Like, that kind of shit.
Yeah.
And that's only if you place that orange juice with the date facing the camera,
probably.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
I think that it's been out for a while, but it doesn't really work great.
There's a few things refrigerators do that have too much technology in them.
What impresses the shit about me and the thing that entices me towards Samsung
phones is the AI with notes.
That's a big deal to me.
The fact that it can record your podcast, for sure, but also you can record a
set and it'll transcribe the set and then put this and then summarize into,
like, different parts.
Like, this is where you're talking about sucking your own dick.
Right.
This is where you're talking about UFOs.
I asked Red Ben, he didn't see this.
Did you see this, Joe?
Going around on Twitter.
What?
There's a feature called Recall on Windows.
Your Windows?
What?
Let me play this for you.
It's pretty crazy.
It's pretty crazy.
We introduced memory, right?
Photographing memory into what you do on the PC.
And now we have it.
So it's called Recall.
It's not keyword search, right?
It's semantic search over all your history.
And it's not just about any document.
We can recreate moments from the past, essentially.
Here's how it works.
Windows constantly takes screenshots of what's on your screen, then uses a
generative AI model right on the device, along with the NPU, to process all
that data and make it searchable, even photos.
I got to try it out.
I searched brown leather bag.
It came up in visual search.
There's no place on this page that it says brown leather bag.
It just knows because it sees this brown leather bag.
There could be this reaction from some people that this is pretty creepy.
Microsoft is taking screenshots of everything I do.
Yeah, I mean, that's why that you can only do it on the edge, right?
So this is like, you know, you have to put two things together.
This is my computer.
This is my Recall.
And it's all being done locally.
Yeah.
Texas is going to ban my Recall.
They're not going to let me.
It's going to be porn.
I don't trust you at all.
I don't trust you at all.
It's all done locally.
Oh, I'm sure.
I'm sure there's no way the government's going to have access to every keystroke
you make and be able to see.
That's ridiculous.
And it's going to summarize everything you do?
Well, not only that.
It's not that difficult, especially for government organizations, to get into
your fucking computer.
Are you connected to a secure Wi-Fi?
Are you even using a VPN?
Like, what are you doing?
What kind of a firewall do you have?
How many people are sophisticated enough to set it up so that you can't look at
everything they do?
It's like your friend's phone yesterday or two days ago.
That's a straight-up virus that he was downloading.
People are saying it's not.
People are saying it's just like if you have your case on improperly, it's
pressing two buttons at the same time.
Was his phone on the table, Jamie, or is it in his bag?
I do not remember.
I don't remember either.
I think on some of these Android phones, if you're pressing two buttons at the
same time, it reboots.
So there's a bootloader mode.
That's why you can do different things to your phones.
But that bootloader screen does not look like it looks so cheap.
It was like the arrow that was in it.
I was like, I've seen this arrow.
That's clip art.
Like I think it even said Getty Images on the side of it or something.
And then there's a barcode.
Like why does it have a barcode?
What are you buying?
Yeah.
This is not for sale.
Why does it have a barcode?
Right.
And how are you going to scan that barcode with the phone that you're holding?
Like, oh, it's got a barcode.
It must be legit.
Right.
Yeah, that seems so, so fake.
Look at that.
Look at all that Chinese writing, too.
Let's get the fuck out of here.
I guess it's Korean because it's Samsung.
Do not disconnect USB cable during software updates.
So it's saying downloading and it says it in Korean.
So it's doing something.
See, that just looks, that does not look official.
The thing is, my point was, it took a while.
And like, what if he broke his leg?
Right.
Like, what if he just fell on his bike and broke his leg and now all of a
sudden he's got a call for an ambulance and he's laying there with his fucking
shin bone poking out of his calf and he's got to sit there while his stupid
phone does that.
That's why I can't be real.
Can you reboot that?
Can you stop that?
Is that possible?
That's what I had circled.
It said that you could cancel it.
You can cancel it.
Well, that's why when you posted that video, I texted you, tell him to hold
down the power button in the up arrow.
Like, reboot your phone.
Stop doing whatever he's doing.
It was too late by the time you sent me that.
I always worry about that with Windows, because Windows will start updating my
laptop in the middle of nowhere.
Yeah, that's the worst.
It's like I'll open the laptop, super inspired, ready to write, and it's like,
oh, we have to upload your software.
This will be 20 minutes.
Like, what?
Yeah.
This is stupid.
Give me the option to not do this.
Like, Mac, at least, will give me the option.
It'll say it up in the corner.
Do you want to, you know, there's a new update available.
Do you want to update it?
Right.
And then it downloads it, and then goes, do you want to do this right now?
Yeah.
You know, we download it.
We can do it later.
With Windows, is that normal?
I think it was like an old.
It's a setting that's turned off for on, I think.
Really?
What's that?
It's just a setting that's turned off, like, auto updates or whatever.
Oh, there's a setting on Windows as well?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
I must have had it on, just so I don't have to deal with it.
Unless it's an Office thing or something you're dealing with that's not, like,
Windows update.
No, Office gives you a tiny notification at the top of a file that'll say,
a new update's available.
But you can click out of that easy.
You just wait.
Yeah, but the problem is, is like, I have automatic updates on Mac, and it'll
download it and go,
hey, we got this update for you.
It won't just, like, in the middle of doing something, just start, like, boot,
reboot my, you know, laptop.
Yeah.
Mine just rebooted it, like, the moment I opened it up.
But I hadn't used that laptop in a while.
It was just sitting there.
You know what I want to try?
I want to try a laptop with, you know, I'm a big keyboard fan.
Like, one of the reasons why I write.
If I write, I have a home, like, Mac that I write on that is, yeah, those are
nice.
The new keyboards.
The MacBook Pro ones.
They're dope.
It really is like a MacBook.
Yeah.
So what we're looking at right now is Red Band.
Yeah, how skinny that is.
I know.
Jamie has one.
This is the new iPad, which is insane.
This is so, it's so insane.
It's, like, it is as thin as possible where you could still use a USB-C
connector.
And I thought this was skinny, and that's twice.
I know.
So much.
Your phone, which is super skinny, is so much fatter than this iPad.
This iPad is amazing.
And it has insane battery life, too, which is crazy.
And this probably has, like, two terabytes, right?
Ten hours.
This is one terabyte, but you can get up to two terabytes.
Fucking nuts.
Nuts.
But what I really like is the keyboards on ThinkPads.
Because ThinkPads have a longer stroke.
And when you're writing with keys, like, you have more feedback with longer keystrokes.
And then you're more accurate with your typing.
And it's been proven.
Like, when people do, like, how many words per minute can you write?
They can write more words per minute on keyboards with better feedback, like,
longer keystrokes.
But Alienware, you know, because a lot of gamers like mechanical keyboards
because they have the clicky-clack feel.
And it's, like, even more accurate.
Well, they have a mechanical keyboard now on their laptops.
And so I've been thinking about getting one of those.
How thick is that laptop, though?
It's not that thick.
So it has long key travel.
I think the key travel is 1.8 millimeters, which is, like, ideal.
My old ThinkPad had, like, 2.2, which was nice.
Long keystrokes.
And you just get real accurate with, like, your writing.
So for me, like, a lot of times I'm writing, I'm stoned.
I don't have time to, like, go back and fucking, you know, I want to just get
my thought out while it's in my head.
And with an IBM, well, you know, Lenovo now.
With a Lenovo ThinkPad, I'm just much more accurate when I'm writing.
I like it, but it sounds, I don't know, after a while it's like, God, this is
so much.
The Mac ones are terrible.
Yeah.
The ones on MacBooks, I have a MacBook, it's fucking terrible to write on.
It's really short keystrokes.
It's a really, like, flat key.
It's just not good to write on.
You can do it.
It's definitely better than, like, writing by hand, right?
You can.
I type on it all the time.
I do write on it all the time.
But it's just when you go over to that ThinkPad, you're like, oh, this is what
it's supposed to feel like.
Or at home, I have, like, an ergonomic keyboard that I use on my Mac, and that
is, like, the best.
It's, like, real easy.
I'm really accurate.
I don't even have to think.
I can just write and look at the screen, and I just get it right all the time.
Why don't you use voice though?
It's so accurate now.
I don't want to be talking in my house.
But some of the things I write, and some of the things I write, I like writing
because the thing about writing is, like, say,
if I'm writing, you know, fucking artificial intelligence.
As I'm writing artificial intelligence, it takes longer to write it than it
does