Name: Joe Rogan Experience #2160 - Billy Carson
Uploaded: 2024-06-04T17:00:25.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #2160 - Billy Carson' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-06-04. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #2160 - Billy Carson' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-06-04. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #2160 - Billy Carson

Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.
The Joe Rogan experience.
Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day.
Yeah, so the thing is about that photo of the moon that they do with the phones,
they found out that that's kind of bullshit.
No, let me show you some of mine.
I know, I took it too, but what it is is it's AI.
And so what someone did online, one of them clever kids,
they took a very blurry photo of the moon
and they put it on a screen across the room.
And then they zoomed in on it as if it's the moon
and the camera showed detailed craters.
Oh, that's not what I'm talking about.
I'm talking about like this, you know.
Oh, okay, that's a real picture.
So that you just used the 100x zoom.
Yeah.
You didn't use the moon photo thing.
Yeah, no, this is just me standing outside.
There's a moonshot aspect to that that's a little.
I got to check that.
I didn't know about that one.
Yeah, if you zoom in on it, if you zoom in on the moon,
okay, I don't think that's real.
See, that's what I'm talking about.
I think that's AI.
The AI recreates it?
Yeah.
Really?
Wow.
Yeah.
I know.
I was showing off to my family.
Yeah, listen.
I have the 22, I think the S22 Ultra.
Yeah.
I had the older one.
Okay.
And I would take photos of the moon.
I'm like, look, iPhone's bullshit.
It can't do this.
But it turned out, it looks like I got fooled.
Oh, man.
Yeah, because you can't hide stuff like that on the internet, technology stuff.
Right, right.
Those guys are too good.
They know everything.
They know everything.
Yeah.
But we were just talking about the difference.
I'm really thinking about switching to Android.
I'm just tired of being trapped.
Yeah.
And it's just like this resist.
Everybody's like, don't do that.
I'm like, oh, my God.
It's like a mind virus.
Like, everybody's like culturally locked in to having a blue bubble.
Well, when you tell them you're going to switch from Apple, then Agent Smith
shows up from
The Matrix and inhabits their body.
And they try to tell you to stop doing it.
Don't do it.
Like, try to convince you not to leave.
It's like if you were a Catholic and you said, I'm going to become a Baptist.
Right.
People are going, don't do it.
Right, right.
Don't do it.
Like, what are you talking about?
Yeah, yeah.
It's not that much different.
I know.
It's crazy.
It's weird.
People get, they get weird with everything.
They get weird with their beliefs.
They get weird with what they subscribe, what group they attach themselves to.
So true.
It's so strange.
And I think this is a good way to segue into like what you do.
And because these subjects, so many of these subjects, so many people have like
an instantaneous
reaction.
Yeah.
And that instantaneous reaction is, oh, hogwash.
Yeah.
If this was true, I would already know about it.
It would be taught in universities.
It would all be.
But then you find out like no one is really just kind of trying to piece stuff
together,
specifically talking about these ancient tablets, which are to me some of the
most interesting
things about ancient history, particularly what came out of ancient Sumer.
Yeah.
Ancient Sumer, when you look at their tablets and like what are they saying and
why would
they dedicate so much time to talking about this stuff?
Exactly.
Why do they have pictures of giant look, enormous people looking things with
like a humanoid with
a tail sitting on their lap?
Like what is this just fiction?
Like why would they detail this and how do they have a representation of the
solar system with
the correct amount of planets and relatively the correct order in size?
You know, it's not exact, but it's an artistic version of the real thing.
And how the hell, how the hell, how the hell 6,000, 5,000 years ago, do they
know that?
Yeah.
And what explanations do we have?
Like what's the conventional explanations when people tried to dismiss what
they knew in
ancient Sumer?
Well, the conventional explanation is always going to the term mythology.
They throw mythology around, you know, left and right to cover up the fact that
they have
no clue or idea.
So they turn it into mythology so they can kind of say it's all fantasy and
fairy tale.
And this is how they express themselves or how they understood the universe.
It's all mythology.
It's all fake.
But in reality, it's not all fake.
These people left behind such detailed records and information.
It's a time capsule of information on stone tablets for us today to be able to
decipher,
break down and understand.
And that's what we're here to do now.
When you look at these ancient languages like cuneiform, can you read that?
Do you know how to read it?
Yeah, a small amount of it.
Yeah.
Studying it from books that I have bought right off of Amazon.
Yeah.
So basically, you take a stick.
It looks like a stick with a kind of a curved end, right?
Almost sharpened.
It's called a stylus.
Oh, just like a stylus for an iPad.
Exactly.
Very similar, right?
And then you take a piece of wet clay.
And right before it's too wet or too dry, right in the middle stage, you then
start wedging, making these incredible lines into the clay.
And then from that, you get this cuneiform text.
So this text literally, you know, some of them, some of the letters actually
relate to complete ideas.
But it's incredible work and it takes a long time to do.
And then you have to let this thing dry and then it becomes stone.
So, you know, if people were supposed to be trying to worry about how they're
going to get their next meal, shelter for the night and all these kind of
things, who has time to sit down and write these incredible works of art?
Like the Epic of Gilgamesh, for example.
Yeah.
I think they really were writing down and also they were transcribing
information that was given to them by these quote unquote gods with a lowercase
g.
So when you're reading things like the Epic of Gilgamesh, the Epic of Gilgamesh,
for people who don't know, is one of the oldest versions of a lot of the
stories that you hear in the Bible.
Very similar to them.
They seem to be, there always seems to be a great flood.
There's a few heroes.
There's angry gods.
There's a bunch of stuff going on.
And Zechariah Sitchin's work was like the most controversial on the Sumerian
text, right?
Because there's a whole website called SitchinIsWrong.com.
People go crazy about him.
But when he starts talking about it, when you read some of the things that they
wrote and when you see like some of the images that they created, the images
that look like the double helix from DNA.
And there's a bunch of the like that now we represent the caduceus, which
represents pharmacies and drugs.
That's the old version of an image of the double helix of DNA, or at least it
looks super similar to that.
Oh, it definitely is because it's referenced even in the Egyptian Book of the
Dead and other ancient texts.
So there's no coincidences here.
Now, Zechariah Sitchin, you know, I don't particularly go by his work, not
because it's controversial.
I believe he was one of the greatest researchers of all time.
And the reason why is because he laid out so much information for us to begin
to scratch our head and ask questions.
But what I figured out was that by going through the UCLA CDLI Online Cuneiform
Digital Library, say that past 10 times, I was able to take stone tablets and
decipher them myself.
So anyone can go online to the UCLA CDLI Online Cuneiform Digital Library and
read these stone tablets for themselves.
You don't need Zechariah Sitchin, you don't need anyone else.
And as I began to break these tablets down.
Do they have them transcribed or are you reading the actual tablet?
You can, they transcribe them.
They actually transcribe them into English for you.
Is there controversy as far as like, are there different versions of the
transcription?
Like, do some people think it's interpreted differently?
Is like some debate about that?
Only where it comes to where some of the text is missing.
There could be pieces shipped off of tablets.
You see that corner missing from that tablet right there in the epoch of yoga
mesh.
Just look how wild is that?
Yeah.
Just how wild is that that that exists?
Yeah.
And that this was, it's so hard for people to put in their brain 5,000 years of
time.
And that there's these people that had this very bizarre language.
Like, when you look at that language, we don't even know what it sounds like,
right?
Right.
No.
And the language popped up out of nowhere.
You know, you're talking about a civilization that appeared out of nothing.
It looks like computer code.
It does.
Doesn't it?
Yes, it does.
Just imagine like a human being deciding that they were going to write down in
these very bizarre,
and they all agreed that all these things mean a certain thing.
So they had to somehow or another have a Rosetta Stone or something where they're
documenting
it so that people can learn it and teach it.
And then we're looking at it 5,000 years later.
Yeah.
It's so amazing.
It is.
And what's incredible is this text was translated in the 1800s, long before
Zachariah Sitchin
was born.
So there are some rumors that, oh, he was the only one that could decipher
these tablets.
As you all know, George Smith, who worked as an Assyriologist and wrote many
books and deciphered
these Sumerian tablets in the 1800s.
So we're talking about texts that have been deciphered for a few hundred years,
nothing that
was just deciphered recently.
So what are the first decipherings?
What year was the first deciphering?
It was in the 1800s.
I don't have to, I think around 1850, George Smith.
He actually worked at the, I believe it was Cambridge.
What was his take?
Like when he's reading all these wacky stories and all the Anunnaki stuff, what's
his take on it?
He is literally subscribing to this information the way almost that you and I
see it today.
These people saw something, experienced something, interacted with something.
And he cataloged it and it inspired him to write a complete translation of the
Enuma Elish and
the seven tablets of creation.
And he talks about the fact that that information was copied right from those
tablets and put
into the Old Testament of the Bible.
And so, you know, not exactly like it's going to go from here to the Bible, but
it went to
other ancient papyruses and scriptures and so forth.
And then later on when it was discovered in caves, people took those and then
said, okay,
we got to put this into a book.
And then it became the Bible much later, around 100 AD.
But he subscribed to the theory that these people interacted with beings in
some way,
shape, or form, and that also this information is so incredible that it became
part of the,
you know, the biblical text.
Did you ever read the Dead Sea Scrolls?
Yes.
Yeah.
So the Dead Sea Scrolls, what was it found in, when, what year was that?
It was in Qumran, right?
They found them in these.
It was Qumran, but I think, again, this was, this was also, I believe, in the
late 1800s
or early 1900s.
Is when they found them?
Yeah.
So these things are written on animal skins.
And this is the old, I mean, this is a very old version of those exact same
stories
or some of similar stories.
Yeah.
There's a lot of weirdness in the Dead Sea Scrolls.
Like, I haven't read it, but is there any references to anything that's similar,
like Anunnaki type characters,
the Nephilim or anything like that in the Dead Sea Scrolls?
They show up everywhere.
And the Dead Sea Scrolls and the Enuma Elish and the Abagabatra Seas.
Of course, even in the Bible, they're known as the Anak, A-N-A-K.
We were grasshoppers in their eyesight, it says in the biblical text.
So no matter where you go in any culture, you're going to discover that these
beings in some
way or shape or form engaged mankind, brought knowledge, teaching, building
techniques, and
just so much more wisdom and information, esoteric wisdom, alchemy, all these
things came from
these people.
So the craziest version of this story is that they genetically engineered us
out of lo