Name: JRE MMA Show #159 with Quinton "Rampage" Jackson
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'JRE MMA Show #159 with Quinton "Rampage" Jackson' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-07-09. Transcript available.

JRE MMA Show #159 with Quinton "Rampage" Jackson

the Joe Rogan experience train by day Joe Rogan podcast by night all day
what's up Quentin what's up man good to see you sir yeah cheers good to be here
so tell me about
your drink what is this it's called F3 yeah F3 it's um it's a newer energy
drink it got like um
supplements and stuff in it good yeah ginseng BCAAs theanine okay good for the
brain what the hell is
theanine I don't know what it's a nootropic it's in this gum um there's gum
neuro gum yeah yeah I take
a bunch of different brain supplements doesn't make your dick hard though no
doesn't help there oh I've
been looking for this other stuff for that yeah how good would it be if you can
drink dick hardener
I'm sure they have it I'm sure there's like a Viagra soda somewhere Thailand or
some shit
maybe Russia I'm sure so Jamie Google dick hard soda you can get Carl to sit
still for a second can you
think about that you don't have to take a pill you just drink it you know the
girls have no I bet
there's like a cocktail that you could buy at a bar why you call it cocktail
though that's what they
I didn't invent it but if there was like a cocktail yeah that's what they would
call it the cocktail
it's okay this table looks good with a little bit of stains on it find anything
I need dick hard
soda it's it's giving me like cocktails that people have you know made that
that have Viagra in them
they're just suggested no no they just have alcohol and they call them like get
your dick hard oh yeah
oh Viagra Viagra Falls but there's no um sodas or anything with Viagra that had
probably it'd have
to be in another country yeah they probably wouldn't have that here because you
have to have a
prescription that's the only thing this this need they got everything else and
this um it's um green
tea um that's what a caffeine come from green tea yeah and ginseng too yeah I
can drink like two or three
days a day it don't bother me I love it that's nice dude the first time I saw
you fight
was in like two thousand yeah about two thousand I saw you fight Marvin Eastman
my first fight my
first professional fight was that your first professional fight yeah you saw
that yeah okay yep
I was there live there at King of K's yep wow yeah you saw me get my ass kicked
you didn't get your
ass kicked I did nah you just lost yeah Marvin Eastman was fucking good man
yeah I was lied to by the
way oh really yeah they um they was doing him a favor and um they told me the
guy was just a
kickboxer you know I was a wrestler I was like oh I'm just gonna take this guy
down it was a two
weeks notice fight oh wow yeah he kickboxed too yeah I didn't know about the
wrestling I knew he was
kickboxing he kicked me in the head I was like damn that's my only time ever
getting kicked in the
head really yeah my whole career go back and watch my fights I know that's
crazy I learned a
lesson never got kicked in the head again wow yeah he could wrestle and he
could kickbox and he was
building a tank yeah yeah that's why um that's why he was my first fighting in
the UFC because um I
don't know if you know about this but Dana White bought an organization just to
get me because I left
pride and I went to uh WFA oh okay and my manager at the time he became like
the president of WFA so he had
to stop being my manager and um I fought and then the company folded and um
Dana bought the whole company
so I can come over so this was when you were leaving pride yeah pride when the
UFC had bought pride this
before oh I left I left pride right when it was going down mmm when the UFC
bought pride they thought
they were buying a whole organization and they didn't they didn't get anything
but a library they got a video
library that's all they got all the contracts were bullshit everything was
bullshit that's why they
never got Fedor and that's why I think uh well it's like they honored people's
contracts some people got
great contracts like Mark Hunt apparently got a great contract Alistair a lot
of these guys that came
over had great contracts but it was Crow Cop remember Crow Cop came over but it
was the whole thing was all
fucked up you know it was run by the mob yeah it's crazy what was it like being
over there man it was
it was crazy it was surreal I remember the first time I noticed that the mob
had something to do with
pride I saw these guys walking down the hallway like when we was doing like the
um the piss test uh-huh and
I was coming back from the um bathroom with my cup and I just see these guys
walk around like nice expensive
suits and then everybody uh just put their head down put their back against the
wall and just bow
whoa I was like what the fuck is going on you know culture shock I had no idea
right and then after a while
I asked somebody like oh those those are the bosses those are the yakuza do
they have missing fingers and some of them did you see
something that shit over there bro it was crazy that is a crazy way to gain
entry fucking saw your finger
off I thought I thought that I thought that if you did something bad yeah you
fucked up right I had a
friend I had a friend out there his name was 36 and the guy took a liking to me
and he was super cool
all tatted up and I guess he was rich as fuck when he found out I had like
little Japanese kids
he he said hon your son needs this and he it was like a gold samurai helmet he
said yes this has to stay in
your son's house and um I showed it to my my my ex-wife she was my wife at the
time she said oh yeah
I was going to have to get him this he saved me a lot of money yeah I said I
said how much is something
like this called he said oh she said probably like 30 to 40 thousand dollars
wow he gave me a gift he's
yeah he had like a missing missing pinky finger yeah but he was but he was a
cool dude what do they do
they chop off one digit or two how many digits did they chop off I think he
just he just had the first
yeah he just had the first one chopped off yeah it's like if you fuck up again
then it's the second
one I don't know maybe to go to the other hand I would think I don't think you
would fuck up no
more after that though would you fuck up twice I mean you don't fuck up on
purpose I would assume
yeah yeah you never know about that I mean uh it depends on how strict they are
like what is a
fuck up yeah those guys you have no I have no idea it's a crazy culture it's
crazy I love it though
I could live there yeah yeah plus I heard that um you know their um population
is dying off they
ain't making babies they're actually asking people to come over there and fuck
man
the fuck I'm doing here
I just got back from there I was trying to fuck but you know
I was trying to be good because you know I'm trying to you know see somebody I
was trying to be
good so I ain't fuck nothing I ain't fuck nothing this time the first time
going to Japan I ain't
fuck nothing like goddamn trying to be good for once in my life do they love
Americans over there yeah
oh wow tell me tell me you've been there though I've only been there for one
day just for the UFC
and right back home how could you do that how do you go there just that's a
long flight I had to
too busy yeah I just didn't have any time for anything else but it was
beautiful it's interesting
how clean everything is so clean and orderly yeah and everybody like so many
people walking on the street
nobody's bumping into anybody everybody's like very polite yeah they're very
polite but they're
they're like robots bro I remember one time when I was fighting there this one
guy on the other side
of the street recognized me but he wasn't sure he was riding a bike and he was
looking at me
it wasn't paying attention where he was going and he smacked in the back of the
truck and fell down
on his bike we all was laughing our ass off but the Japanese people no one
laughed no one tried to
help him up nothing he was hurt kind of bad and I would have went over there
and tried to help him but it was like a
busy street so I was like no one even helped him no one even helped they just
kept walking just kept
walking one dude stepped over him oh jesus just kept walking no one laughed
though that's the thing
you know we was laughing our ass off you don't hear about a lot of Japanese
comedians no I heard that
the ones that they do have they come from Osaka not Tokyo oh Osaka's looser
yeah I've been Osaka before and
they laugh and crack jokes you know I married a Japanese woman right right so I
kind of learned a little bit
about them they they're very serious really oh yeah especially in Tokyo they're
very serious
you got to be careful with jokes and stuff like she she learned to be funny
after a couple years of
being with me then she started joking then she actually got pretty good I'm
like damn she started hurting
my feelings a little bit the that i create but she was good I remember one time
we was joking
back and forth and she was laughing then I made a joke about her dad and she's
don't you talk about
my father I was like damn my bad I thought we were joking so they just take
everything serious they
don't understand the concept of jokes you know our movies our comedy movies don't
go there to Japan
just our action movies and stuff interesting you didn't know that no it makes
sense though that
they just a different culture they're more stoic yeah it's just a completely
different society you know
yeah but i'm gonna go there and and make a whole bunch of babies though they
they need me they do they
need me they do i'm gonna make me a bunch of babies and and and if they boys
put them in the mma yeah
i think they have a like a drastic reduction in their population for some
reason it's so bad some
i forget what the guy estimated but there was a a guy who analyzed all the
people that are alive
today in Japan and how many of them would have drink grandchildren and it's a
shockingly low number
i wonder what's what's the reason though why that's a good question probably i
think they like video
games you know that's a problem with young people bro i love video games too
but i also love
pussy you can you know that you can play a couple games then later on at night
get some ass i don't
understand i think they're just locked in i don't know i don't know what's
going on i i well i thought
it was uh rejection like like people are so afraid of rejection over there like
a guy go and hit on the
girl and she rejects him like he probably won't hit on the girl again for like
the next couple of months
or years or something oh really that was really bad especially if she rejects
him in front of other
people oh so it's an honor thing embarrassment yeah it's an embarrassment thing
that's why i kind of
think it is that's why that's why i think it is jamie see if you can find
something on japan's
dwindling population because it is kind of crazy and i got a couple of friends
that's married out there
and and and one of my friends we were just having a conversation his name is um
tyson he's an african
guy and he owns a bar out there and i've been going to this bar for over 20 20
something years
after all my fights i used to go in to this bar and we got to know each other
really well and he was
talking he was saying he was saying like if you love a japanese woman and you
marry a japanese woman do
not get her a pet or kids because if you get her a pet or kids you never again
what i'm like yeah i was
married to a japanese woman i didn't have it i didn't have that problem maybe
it's just him no that's what i
thought and then he said oh you don't believe me and he asked the japanese guys
and a couple of the
guys that was there american guys that's married they said yeah they all said
the same story how weird
this was in the ap four weeks ago about birth rate declining and population
decline
says surveys show young japanese are increasingly reluctant to marry or have
children discouraged by bleak
job prospects the high cost of living which rises at a faster pace than
salaries and a gender biased
corporate structure or corporate culture t